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by Innocent Bystander
Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you, Scrote
Replies: 26
Views: 1848

Re: Fuck you, Scrote

I guess this is an example of whst the kids call the Barbara Streisand effect. That's an interesting thread. It's also three years old this month. The internet never forgets. Screw explained in the initial post that he saw Irie on Politico, though. That's not the same as following/stalking him. Irie...
by Innocent Bystander
Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Appleton?
Replies: 13
Views: 1186

Re: What interesting things are there to do in Appleton?

Drunks ruin everything, so no. Lake Michigan is fine; I don't know if it's still as gentle, beach-wise. It's been a very long time. That would be reason enough to go. Are there nearby garden walks/conservatories?
by Innocent Bystander
Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?
Replies: 18
Views: 816

Re: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?

I'd never heard of the Cliff Walk, Smackaholic. It looks like a permanent Luminaria tour sin Luminaria, or one of those real estate tours for us poors without being able to actually go into all of the old mansions. Four months from now, you're probably right. I imagine it is drop dead gorgeous in sp...
by Innocent Bystander
Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm jizzmopping the Inauguration
Replies: 30
Views: 2376

Re: I'm jizzmopping the Inauguration

jizzmopper....cleanup... EMT?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?
Replies: 18
Views: 816

Re: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?

Well obviously there's a difference between taking a walk at 8pm and enjoying the sky on a rooftop. So roll with it. Why were you on the roof? what were the surfers in jail like? and why did you leave Newport for good?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?
Replies: 18
Views: 816

Re: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?

How can someone trespass on a public beach? Your money paid for it, how can they keep you out? Did you ever find out who narced you all out?

How would you keep them from arresting you this time, 35 years later?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Last one: Virginia Beach. What's a good trip?
Replies: 6
Views: 226

Re: Last one: Virginia Beach. What's a good trip?

Goober, you're genetically lucky. Same way you're lucky you haven't needed a liver transplant. Hoping for DNA luck isn't worth a hit.

Screw, yes, you're right. I get to own that, now that there's no need to reflexively save face in front of someone. Have you been to the Beach, too? How was it?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?
Replies: 18
Views: 816

Re: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?

Screw, the mods are welcome to merge the threads. Thank you. Pickle, that clip doesn't make sense. All Alan had to do was comply. Instead, he did everything in his power to disobey and disrespect those in authority (literally) above him. By countering law enforcement, he not only disobeyed lawful co...
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Appleton?
Replies: 13
Views: 1186

Re: What interesting things are there to do in Appleton?

Probably. But what do you like about it?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?
Replies: 18
Views: 816

Re: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?

Is the water warm or cold? Is it public access?

I'm not really a beach person. What else is ghete to do out there? How much does it cost to learn to surf? Is there snorkling? Islands? Museums? Trails?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Appleton?
Replies: 13
Views: 1186

Re: What interesting things are there to do in Appleton?

A lot of places suck. Each sucks in its own unique way. What are the things which do not suck about Appleton?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Last one: Virginia Beach. What's a good trip?
Replies: 6
Views: 226

Re: Last one: Virginia Beach. What's a good trip?

Purple microdot? That's that white boy crap. First brick and mortar job I ever had, co-worker was a white boy who scrambled his brain on LSD. 16 years old, and can barely function as a 72 year old with dementia for the rest of his life, over a wack hit. That boy could have spent that summer playing ...
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi
Replies: 20
Views: 803

Re: Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

Mikey edited out 'why am I not surprised.' That's cute. Where are we wrong in tjis one, though, Mikey?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi
Replies: 20
Views: 803

Re: Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

Mikey, a wall is tangible. You can touch it, taste it, see it. Law enforcement is intangible. When there is an absence of the intangible, people are more likely to demand tangible proof. Example: your warehouse has thieves. Every month supplies go missing. Management requests the thefts to stop, but...
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jupiter
Replies: 49
Views: 2042

Re: Jupiter

In the Midwest, the closer you got downtown, the less likely a home was built with a garage. Left Seater lived in Massachusetts. The East Coast has some of the oldest construction and city planning in the country, so he should definitely know better. Garages as mandatory isn't that old. A three car ...
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why do Trump fans
Replies: 50
Views: 4149

Re: Why do Trump fans

Rooster, the metric is American Blackness. When you think of a black man, what do you envision? What are the qualities of the perfect black man, whom you'd be willing to be led by? You countered his presidentialness with his college years as an editor. You also described him as arrogant, a narcissis...
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi
Replies: 20
Views: 803

Re: Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

At least his response stayed. My sucked so much it got swallowed. I'll make it briefer: this is an honor for Trump, not an insult. The wall needs to go up because business is strong arming politicians to impede law enforcement from doing its job. Let the law be enforced, less cries for a wall.
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Last one: Virginia Beach. What's a good trip?
Replies: 6
Views: 226

Last one: Virginia Beach. What's a good trip?

Thank you in advance.
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Newport?
Replies: 18
Views: 816

What interesting things are there to do in Newport?

Is it News or Beach?

What's a good day trip itinerary?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What interesting things are there to do in Appleton?
Replies: 13
Views: 1186

What interesting things are there to do in Appleton?

What places of interest are there or within the surrounding area?
by Innocent Bystander
Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jupiter
Replies: 49
Views: 2042

Re: Jupiter

Left Seater, you're a pilot. As a pilot you are keenly aware of the importance of a hangar in your line of work. But you also are able to see the planning of the areas you fly over. - Why isn't there more covered parking in the downtowns you fly over? - Why isn't covered parking standard for places ...
by Innocent Bystander
Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why do Trump fans
Replies: 50
Views: 4149

Re: Why do Trump fans

Putin fans are just desperate for strong white male political role models.

Quick: name a feared and respected white male leader who isn't a businessperson.
by Innocent Bystander
Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why do Trump fans
Replies: 50
Views: 4149

Re: Why do Trump fans

Obama is one of the most intelligent, rational and pragmatic men to hold the office. There is no reason to hate him except on some Pickle Packers shyt. Trump's skin is too thin. Focusing on poll numbers is an irrelevancy. Trump is very emotional....like a female. It's interesting to watch. I gave hi...
by Innocent Bystander
Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jupiter
Replies: 49
Views: 2042

Re: Jupiter

The trucks put chains on to grip the highway within the wind tunnel that is Laguna to Grants. Trucks going over the cliffs suck. Trucks going over during a snow storm sucks worse. But the road is a churned up hot mess after it all melts. I didn't know you could use newspaper. I thought it was recomm...
by Innocent Bystander
Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [ELEPHANT CRANK] Soft Sensuality [ELEPHANT CRANK]
Replies: 15
Views: 448

Re: [ELEPHANT CRANK] Soft Sensuality [ELEPHANT CRANK]

If that's really The Donald, no wonder he developed a gold fetish. Lounging in a robe on grandma's best linens... come on, son. And he's not channeling Burt Reynold's, because Burt had the balls to pose buck naked. Only the Euros like that boy who played the Huntsman in Once Upon A Time and that oth...
by Innocent Bystander
Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maybe It's Run Its Course...
Replies: 53
Views: 3337

Re: Maybe It's Run Its Course...

Windows 98? Windows 95 needs to come back to the game. Netscape Navigator was indeed cooler than Internet Exploder. Then AOL bought it and treated it like CompuServe and your favorite shelved porno starring your favorite mainstream act/ress. Firefox is up to version 48??! How many terabytes of resou...
by Innocent Bystander
Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy 2017!
Replies: 9
Views: 480

Re: Happy 2017!

Speaking of sucking on the American tit, I'm glad Obama ended wet foot/dry foot. It's the rational extension of normalizing our relationship with Cuba. What I don't get is how anyone could masturbate over Trump's Mexican wall, but condemn Obama for ending wet foot/dry foot. It doesn't make sense. Wh...
by Innocent Bystander
Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blacks kidnap and live stream torture of Trump Supporter
Replies: 19
Views: 1022

Re: Blacks kidnap and live stream torture of Trump Supporter

You and Alan really need to lighten up on your sick public S&M games. It's really not that cute anymore. Pickle's reasons for posting the video are unacceptable, but the reason why it exists is worse. And it wasn't because he was a Trump supporter. As for Pickle, Alan, Frodo, Rick, et al, just ...
by Innocent Bystander
Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jupiter
Replies: 49
Views: 2042

Re: Jupiter

We're fogged in 5 out of 7 days, and I'll leave it at that.
by Innocent Bystander
Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [ELEPHANT CRANK] Soft Sensuality [ELEPHANT CRANK]
Replies: 15
Views: 448

Re: [ELEPHANT CRANK] Soft Sensuality [ELEPHANT CRANK]

That thread title is pure poetry.

Every time I see it, I smile. The mammalian body is a thing of beauty. That's just amazing. As we head to Mars (and beyond), photos like that will become more precious. Have a great weekend.

/asparagus and pineapples
by Innocent Bystander
Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Need Some Help Here - Identification Issue
Replies: 31
Views: 888

Re: Need Some Help Here - Identification Issue

Was the answer ever found on the doll?
by Innocent Bystander
Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Need Some Help Here - Identification Issue
Replies: 31
Views: 888

Re: Need Some Help Here - Identification Issue

Yeah, I know. There's still something off with the media blackout and insistence that anything not Clinton News Network is fake news. Floyd the Barber was permanently banned for asking 'Is it art?' Have you seen some of the Podesta and Alefantis pieces, though? An abstract painting of a stick figure...
by Innocent Bystander
Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whatever happened to Wikileaks?
Replies: 5
Views: 242

Re: Whatever happened to Wikileaks?

You might as well ask what happened to the woman who claimed Trump raped her when she was 13. The media had to be tricked into covering the Clintons' sins, but not Trump's. Only Trump's, in this case, never happened. To answer, i think the media has been hard at work dismissing Wikileakes as fake ne...
by Innocent Bystander
Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oakland fire
Replies: 38
Views: 1761

Re: Oakland fire

I don't think the Ngs are victims at all, LTS. I think they are the source of the rot, not Ion. Ion is the middleman left to hold the bag. It is ultimately the Ngs' bulding, their responsibility. The daughter visited every month. She's told construction is going on -- that means her family's culpabi...
by Innocent Bystander
Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice Mormon boy or lying crook? Both
Replies: 2
Views: 311

Re: Nice Mormon boy or lying crook? Both

You may have dropped this one too early, Roach, for this group.
by Innocent Bystander
Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Need Some Help Here - Identification Issue
Replies: 31
Views: 888

Re: Need Some Help Here - Identification Issue

The Denny Hastert thing came out of left-field for me. Who had he pissed off?

Then Wikileaks and #pizzagate happened. Now I believe it, but that means believing the other connections as well. He could still have pissed someone off.

Something is wrong.
by Innocent Bystander
Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Need Some Help Here - Identification Issue
Replies: 31
Views: 888

Re: Need Some Help Here - Identification Issue

That's good advice, Pickle. It looks like a bootleg Thundarr the Barbarian with a Lion O head, so of course it's neither. They never made a modern Thundarr figure, did they? and the size is wrong for the era. If wifey is so sure it's rare, then ask her who she thinks it is instead of dismissing her....
by Innocent Bystander
Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: O'Chang Comics
Replies: 9
Views: 292

Re: O'Chang Comics

That's Wolf's neck of the woods, right? So what makes Mainers... Mainers?
by Innocent Bystander
Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oakland fire
Replies: 38
Views: 1761

Re: Oakland fire

There were pictures of the residents holding open flame pow wows inside the building in the past. They weren't teenagers. They were adults. They knew better, and didn't care. Nobody should have to die being burned alive, but I'll eat my hat if the building owner is forced to deal with the conditions...
by Innocent Bystander
Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack One White Juror!
Replies: 20
Views: 1244

Re: Rack One White Juror!

Pickle bro, I believe you're trying too hard with this one.