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Alkie

Yeah, Sissy, but if you chowed on her meat curtains you could claim to have blown by proxy Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Ryan O'Neal, Tom Smothers, Warren Beatty, Jon Voight, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, producer Jon Peters, Don Johnson, Steve McQueen, Andre Agassi, and news anchor Peter ...

Alkie

The Vonage product itself is a piece of crap, guess they snagged an actor that could truly portray that fact to the audience.

Alkie

The U & L trolls are far superior to any other trolls. The combination of de-ionized ocean spray and oxygen mixture at this altitude creates the absolute most perfect atomspheric conditions for creating trolls. As a matter of fact my trolls have gotten me much of the U&L's finest pussy witho...

Alkie

'roid rage is a bitch lames, just ask Kenny Rogers. This is the kind of inbred shit that Misery pollutes our great nation with and pumps out daily. Full on fucking special olympic dregs that dont understand nor comprehend when they've been blasted into smack orbit by cats like myself. The funniest ...

Alkie

'roid rage is a bitch lames, just ask Kenny Rogers.

Alkie

Issued clips, and kept my chips.

Alkie

Oh sure Bace, you think we can't see your thinly veiled support for China to swoop in and buy up America, then installing a communist regime? Now I'm no Doctor of Detriot, but I think I'm pretty spot on this time.

Alkie

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Gee Wags, Alfie really showed you.... :roll:

Either rack him or waddle on down the road. I made no mention of anybody sticking their chubby digits up Snore Wagon's KC only drive by sperm repository, while he softly caresses your enomous bitch titties.

Alkie

Another Luther cocksucker, I see. How did you figure it out? Yes, I only have love for one man in my life, a guy who lives over 3000 miles away, A guy whose picture I've never seen, A guy whos so old his AARP card is a piece of chiseled granite. You're Sherlock Holmes, you've seen through this veil...

Alkie

WTF I haven't heard anything about it, but Honeycomb came out today.

I doubt anybody has it yet, but any thoughts on this?

Alkie

True Bace, but I'm still afraid I've opened myself up to hurricane smack, with the below statement, although I don't know if anybody from KC can use a map so I might be safe.

Alkie wrote:Whats next? You gonna claim that Bay St. Louis, MS is St. Louis next?

Alkie

Why is it whenever I turn on the show cops, they always seem to be in KC? Simple- you clearly have that ONE KC episode of "Cops" still saved on your VHS player and you insist on running it over and over and over again. Consider yourself busted. Quit proving my point that you guys are dumb...

Alkie

Alkie seems to have forgotten about his sister city to the east. ahhhhh. yes East St. Louis. Notice how we distinguish it from St. Louis? You guys are just like, fuck state boundries this whole damn place is KC. Now you have KC, KS and KC, MO, you morons probably initially thought, "Heck y'all...

Alkie

Luther, you have confused KC with Missouri. As a Missourian I can tell you we don't claim that redneck town. Hell half of them are from Kansas, the other half from Missouri. Please leave those Missouri-Kansas half breeds to themselves, and do NOT set them at the 314 table as they have an inferiorit...

Alkie

Luther, you have confused KC with Missouri. As a Missourian I can tell you we don't claim that redneck town. Hell half of them are from Kansas, the other half from Missouri. Please leave those Missouri-Kansas half breeds to themselves, and do NOT set them at the 314 table as they have an inferiority...

Alkie

I agree about sealing to score runs. That is a lost art. Ricky Henderson did to stolen bases what Barry Bonds is doing to Home Runs. Sealing - to lay oneself on the ground on their stomach and in a wiggle motion using their front arms to drag themselves to the next base. Have you seen the Tigers ru...

Alkie

Killian wrote:
I agree about sealing to score runs. That is a lost art. Ricky Henderson did to stolen bases what Barry Bonds is doing to Home Runs.

Sealing - to lay oneself on the ground on their stomach and in a wiggle motion using their front arms to drag themselves to the next base.

Alkie

Agree with the deadwing fan. Stealing bases and contact hitting, stringing together single for runs, these are a few of my favorite things.

Half the time a HR kills a rally, or a big scoring inning.

Alkie

Simma down now, Adel

http://www.baseball-reference.com/leade ... reer.shtml

Alkie

You'll never be anything more than a fuck puppet for my pussy tenderizer Dude I will not give in to your homoerotic advances. So quite trying to stab my poop chute with your feces and semen encrusted skin pin. You've taken more shots off your grill than Tina Turner, and sampled more (ass)crack than...

Alkie

Raydah James wrote:The overwhelming smell of Vag

Figures some brown-eye plundering ass pirate like yourself would be offended by the smell of Vag.

Booty is a whole different kind of treasure to you isn't it, matey.

Alkie

RACK! LUTH! Nice job throwing TVO in front of the booth with the "All rides have height restrictions" sign. Nice job at never having a fucking readable take of your own and throat fucking every other superior poster's love stabbers you worthless cunt. Now wipe my mansplatter off your glaz...

Alkie

your shit team I admire your willingness loosen up your manflaps and have the 314 insert its collective cock into your wanting dimehole. This board hasn't seen a more eager bitch in heat since Ross in Fagtown hosted a trollstop. Ben Dover? Victor Hugo, bitch, glad to meet you.... See Lames, when yo...

Alkie

RACK! LUTH!

Nice job throwing TVO in front of the booth with the "All rides have height restrictions" sign.

Alkie

How old were you when your shit team took thier last title, Cockaholic? A hell of a lot older than the age you act on these boards, 9, as in 9 Championships. Go get some pitching then talk about number 2, cause besides Colon and F-Rod the rest of your pithing is number 2, as in shit. If you make it...

Alkie

rozy wrote:
Alkie wrote: Keep living on your 1 World Series Win, it's all your team will ever see.
That'll back him down. :roll:

Sorry Rozy, forgot the Astros don't have World Series wins.

The Angles will get beat in the first round by the AL East 1st place team, or the White Sox if the Rangers catch them.

Alkie

When you don't have a comeback always be sure to claim Bode, self ass kicking, or just spam. Were you on the Honor Roll in your BS/SG smack preschool class? Your team has 1 championship to the Cardinals 9, in fact the Cardinals have the most World Series Wins in the NL and are only second to the Yan...

Alkie

Is Colon gonna pitch every game for your Angles? You'd better hope so. The Cardinals have made the playoffs 5 times to your 2 times in the last 10 years Let me guess though James if the Dodgers were better than the Angles you'd be pimping them. You'd better watch out before you strain a hammy jumpin...

Alkie

Cal has Hall Of Fame numbers, and really only had medicore numbers in the last 4 years of his career. I don't see him as being overrated.

Alkie

Bace's thread got me thinking, which stats record is the most overrated. To me the Home Run record went from most revered to most overrated in just a couple of years. To me the record is tainted with HGH, and Steroids. I just won't believe that anybody that breaks the record from now on isn't on som...

Alkie

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim????? :lol: :lol: :lol: A team with a ownership so gay as to change the name of the team to LAA of A will never be more than a one hit wonder('sup 2002) One world series since 1961. Nice try boner vacuum, but The Cardinals always have and will be a much better franch...

Alkie

I was reading about the cardinals 2-3 issues ago in SI and the picture showed a half empty stadium on a warm summer night... what gives? Don't know when that pic was taken, but the Cards are gonna break their all time attendence record this year, Something like 3.2 - 3.4 million. I'm not sure if th...

Alkie

the time is meant on meeting,talking, and drinking, not pounding on the keyboard telling everyone your at Baces house. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: No shit. That being said, can I get a courtesy flush next time? Your fumes ate away at the grout between the tiles. WTF, you let adel use the bathroom, ...

Alkie

Raydah James wrote: Need a hit in a clutch situation? Rolen is a guaranteed strikeout. Man on 1st? Double play.

He only batted .358 with runners in scoring position, and .306 with men on and 2 outs.

Guess all of those games must have been when we were up by 10 runs though.

~2004 Stats, btw~

Alkie

I seem to remember the condom breaking too, just trying to update my spreadsheet here.

Alkie

Dinsdale wrote:EM, you totally glossed over the part where she(his GF, not wife) ganked his freaking credit card to finance the trip to go fuck a mvscal from SC3.

Dude...he got a BILL for FUBU banging his OL.

Bet a bill wasn't the only souvenier he got from that little trip.

Alkie

Adelpiero wrote:

(L,R EM,Russ)

ElvisMonster is black????

Alkie

I like cheese.

Alkie

I think one thing people on all boards need to learn to do is to USE YOUR FUCKING SCROLL BUTTON. LOOK AT THREADS THAT YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE INTERESTED IN. And therein lies the problem. You just don't "get" it. Never have. Never will. A lot of people have neither the time nor the desire to ...

Alkie

Seems to me it promotes the "dumb mvscal" stereotype as well.

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