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- Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm shocked. Just Shocked
- Replies: 10
- Views: 621
Re: I'm shocked. Just Shocked
Model citizens with zero discipline
- Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Voted today holding my dick
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2979
Re: Voted today holding my dick
Decision 2016
Because ......fuck you....that's why
Because ......fuck you....that's why
- Mon Apr 04, 2016 8:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bought a house this week.
- Replies: 89
- Views: 2888
Re: Bought a house this week.
.the guy paid $975,000 for the lot, then dumped $1,650,000 into construction.....when his wife and he got divorced, he ended up selling the place for $1,200,000 You really need to ask a lot of questions when you are about to build a custom home. The first question should always be "did I marry...
- Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bought a house this week.
- Replies: 89
- Views: 2888
Re: Bought a house this week.
The tv in that pic looks to be about 5-6 ft off the floor, unless that fireplace is 12 ft high. Only one getting a sore neck would be MS. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Looks like a pretty extreme tilt. Either way, the audio/video geeks of the world almost all hate mounting tv's above fireplace...
- Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bought a house this week.
- Replies: 89
- Views: 2888
Re: Bought a house this week.
Also, is every tv mounted twenty feet high in the house? Binge watching on Nextlix looks like it will end with a neck brace.
- Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bought a house this week.
- Replies: 89
- Views: 2888
Re: Bought a house this week.
So the tv is held up there with gorilla glue?Go Coogs' wrote:I went with all brick because there are no screws involved.Goober McTuber wrote:Jesus Christ. You could probably buy a decent beer for the cost of 3 of those bricks.
- Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jess, do not go to San Francisco State University
- Replies: 8
- Views: 825
Re: Jess, do not go to San Francisco State University
Every smelly douche with white boy dreads deserve any and all scorn coming to them.
- Tue Mar 29, 2016 3:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Payrod: Gold Digger
- Replies: 9
- Views: 486
Re: Payrod: Gold Digger
That's one statistic he will never measure up to Jeter in.
- Sat Mar 26, 2016 8:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bought a house this week.
- Replies: 89
- Views: 2888
Re: Bought a house this week.
Oh I'm sorry. Are you not fucking a manatee anymore?Go Coogs' wrote:It's ok, Marty. Let these tards pick the low hanging fruit. It's all they've got now. And it seems they wear this regurgitated drivel like it's a badge of honor.
Don't worry the material will update accordingly.
- Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bought a house this week.
- Replies: 89
- Views: 2888
Re: Bought a house this week.
Preferably one storysmackaholic wrote:and an uhhhh, open floor plan. Really, really open.BSmack wrote:ftfyR-Jack wrote:I'm guessing......lots of barn doors?
- Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Voted today holding my nose
- Replies: 75
- Views: 2459
Re: Voted today holding my nose
Anything else to report while you are on location in The Land of Make Believe queer?
- Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Voted today holding my nose
- Replies: 75
- Views: 2459
Re: Voted today holding my nose
You were a cock sucking Faggot long before. This is just run of the mill jock sniffing from a cock sucking Faggot.The Big Pickle wrote:
I agree with this 100 percent and practically every other post made by mvscal. So I guess that makes me a cokkk sukkking faggot. Right?
- Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bought a house this week.
- Replies: 89
- Views: 2888
Re: Bought a house this week.
I'm guessing......lots of French doors?
- Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You Gotta Love the South
- Replies: 25
- Views: 677
Re: You Gotta Love the South
At least my drunkle would legalize weedsmackaholic wrote:
New new left are PC fascists. They, along with the neutered republican establishment are largely responsible for the fact that we are close to electing our loudmouth drunk uncle, president.
- Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 88's Primary Vote
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2207
Re: 88's Primary Vote
BSmack wrote:I'm sure he's planning a trip to Space Mountain for every one of those women.R-Jack wrote:It's like his head is photoshopped onto Ric Flair's
Oldest ride.....longest line
- Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 88's Primary Vote
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2207
Re: 88's Primary Vote
It's like his head is photoshopped onto Ric Flair's
- Mon Feb 29, 2016 1:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Apple flap
- Replies: 27
- Views: 726
Re: The Apple flap
But some moron of a judge issued a court order for them to unlock some terrorist chumps phone? Apple doesn't currently have the ability to do so, meaning it will require labor to accomplish. Apple "So let me get this straight? One of your gumshoe's mishandles the phone and locked it up beyond ...
- Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1367
Re: Take a short break from the Politics
KC4ever wrote: I know you are but what am I?
- Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1367
Re: Take a short break from the Politics
All I know is most is most guys looked at this thread and thought to themselves "tits" and moved on. You, however, have analyzed, reanalyzed, examined wardrobe selections, backgrounds and scenarios and reanalyzed one more before multiple posts of hate. The only people I know that do that a...
- Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1367
Re: Take a short break from the Politics
It's Bush's fault. I'll wager there's nothing "bush" about that lovely gal... :o True.. but I'll raise you that lovely, undoubtedly... well-worn gal has a cod with a bigger mouth than the bass in her hand. I could be wrong, but those store-bought fun bags will most likely get bigger as sh...
- Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: He kept us safe
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1859
Re: He kept us safe
He was recess nominated.
s/Diego
s/Diego
- Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: He kept us safe
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1859
Re: He kept us safe
Or they could just not appoint her.Diego in Seattle wrote:If appointment is delayed until next year & Trump appoints his sister (who has already rendered a pro-Roe v. Wade decision) to SCOTUS, you can bet the republicans would be willing to impeach him.
- Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump owns Jeb ...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 685
Re: Trump owns Jeb ...
He's running up the score on poor Jeb like BCS rankings depended on it.
- Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: puppymonkeybaby
- Replies: 7
- Views: 260
Re: puppymonkeybaby
Puppymonkeybaby vs. Manbearpig.......deathmatch
- Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ted Cruz Pulls Ad With Softcore Porn Star
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1579
Re: Ted Cruz Pulls Ad With Softcore Porn Star
So he pulled out, but not in time and the damage is done?
- Fri Feb 12, 2016 7:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Raccoon Story (very long - sorry) and LTSTRN2 Hungus Bet
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1247
Re: Raccoon Story (very long - sorry)
Since half your foundation is loose extension cords, you should be in good shape for the next 15 then.smackaholic wrote: Or maybe they just hate extension cords.
- Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:05 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Cam Newton
- Replies: 28
- Views: 4012
Re: Cam Newton
Seeing how pops got a large cut of Cam's Auburn salary, I'm sure he's just fine on the gravy train.
- Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stupor Bowl Thread
- Replies: 62
- Views: 5880
Re: Stupor Bowl Thread
I'd love him to say the Confederacy won to Von Miller's face.
- Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stupor Bowl Thread
- Replies: 62
- Views: 5880
Re: Stupor Bowl Thread
Eli?smackaholic wrote: Has there ever been a gayer name in the NFL than Peyton?
- Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stupor Bowl Thread
- Replies: 62
- Views: 5880
Re: Stupor Bowl Thread
Whoever the freak show of a former trophy wife that Pat Bowlen's wife is had way way way too much botox done. That's more than Botox there I was surprised that butchered bitch could even move her mouth. She looked like she needed to get back to her singing gig at Chuck E Cheese. I thought Phil Simm...
- Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:06 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: HOF inductees
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2066
Re: HOF inductees
The counter to that is every team he piled stats on with dumped his cancerous ass when they still needed him. Not salary dumping an aging player or trading for juicy draft picks, but kicked his ass to the curb. That probably resonates with a lot of folks on that committee.
- Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:15 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: HOF inductees
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2066
Re: HOF inductees
Yay. Another year of the "TO debate" and talking heads weighing stats vs. being a piece of shit
- Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:31 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Cam Newton
- Replies: 28
- Views: 4012
Re: Cam Newton
Plungeredsmackaholic wrote:WTF is PISC?
In
Smelliest
Crevice
- Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Official T1B Election Thread
- Replies: 104
- Views: 2008
Re: The Official T1B Election Thread
Is that why Jason Seaver is on the radio pimping the Fresh Start Initiative these days?Carson wrote:The den would have to be for business use only.
Toss a beer can into the office wastebasket and you lose the deduction.
No shit.
- Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Virginia reverses the ruling on CCW, now expands reciprocity
- Replies: 7
- Views: 131
Re: Virginia reverses the ruling on CCW, now expands recipro
Rooster wrote:Step onto my property and say that. :twisted:
You're fucking retarded, aren't you?
- Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Official T1B Election Thread
- Replies: 104
- Views: 2008
Re: The Official T1B Election Thread
War Wagon wrote:don't count out Jeb just yet.
Screw......now is your chance to take back what you said earlier in this thread.
- Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 497
Re: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?
I don't like yoga for me.....but I'm a strong advocate.
- Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 497
Re: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?
Ahhh.....fuck me dead
- Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 497
Re: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?
smackaholic wrote:When she turns for the profile shot......
- Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Official T1B Election Thread
- Replies: 104
- Views: 2008
Re: The Official T1B Election Thread
Don't know how I missed this....probably because I'm less mature than I was yesterday.
smackaholic wrote:Rubio had a good night. He came really close to beating The D.