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by R-Jack
Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm shocked. Just Shocked
Replies: 10
Views: 621

Re: I'm shocked. Just Shocked

Model citizens with zero discipline
by R-Jack
Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Voted today holding my dick
Replies: 38
Views: 2979

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Decision 2016
Because ......fuck you....that's why
by R-Jack
Mon Apr 04, 2016 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bought a house this week.
Replies: 89
Views: 2888

Re: Bought a house this week.

.the guy paid $975,000 for the lot, then dumped $1,650,000 into construction.....when his wife and he got divorced, he ended up selling the place for $1,200,000 You really need to ask a lot of questions when you are about to build a custom home. The first question should always be "did I marry...
by R-Jack
Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bought a house this week.
Replies: 89
Views: 2888

Re: Bought a house this week.

The tv in that pic looks to be about 5-6 ft off the floor, unless that fireplace is 12 ft high. Only one getting a sore neck would be MS. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Looks like a pretty extreme tilt. Either way, the audio/video geeks of the world almost all hate mounting tv's above fireplace...
by R-Jack
Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bought a house this week.
Replies: 89
Views: 2888

Re: Bought a house this week.

Also, is every tv mounted twenty feet high in the house? Binge watching on Nextlix looks like it will end with a neck brace.
by R-Jack
Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bought a house this week.
Replies: 89
Views: 2888

Re: Bought a house this week.

Go Coogs' wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Jesus Christ. You could probably buy a decent beer for the cost of 3 of those bricks.
I went with all brick because there are no screws involved.
So the tv is held up there with gorilla glue?
by R-Jack
Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jess, do not go to San Francisco State University
Replies: 8
Views: 825

Re: Jess, do not go to San Francisco State University

Every smelly douche with white boy dreads deserve any and all scorn coming to them.
by R-Jack
Tue Mar 29, 2016 3:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Payrod: Gold Digger
Replies: 9
Views: 486

Re: Payrod: Gold Digger

That's one statistic he will never measure up to Jeter in.
by R-Jack
Sat Mar 26, 2016 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bought a house this week.
Replies: 89
Views: 2888

Re: Bought a house this week.

Go Coogs' wrote:It's ok, Marty. Let these tards pick the low hanging fruit. It's all they've got now. And it seems they wear this regurgitated drivel like it's a badge of honor.
Oh I'm sorry. Are you not fucking a manatee anymore?

Don't worry the material will update accordingly.
by R-Jack
Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bought a house this week.
Replies: 89
Views: 2888

Re: Bought a house this week.

smackaholic wrote:
BSmack wrote:
R-Jack wrote:I'm guessing......lots of barn doors?
ftfy
and an uhhhh, open floor plan. Really, really open.
Preferably one story
by R-Jack
Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Voted today holding my nose
Replies: 75
Views: 2459

Re: Voted today holding my nose

Anything else to report while you are on location in The Land of Make Believe queer?
by R-Jack
Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Voted today holding my nose
Replies: 75
Views: 2459

Re: Voted today holding my nose

The Big Pickle wrote:
I agree with this 100 percent and practically every other post made by mvscal. So I guess that makes me a cokkk sukkking faggot. Right?
You were a cock sucking Faggot long before. This is just run of the mill jock sniffing from a cock sucking Faggot.
by R-Jack
Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bought a house this week.
Replies: 89
Views: 2888

Re: Bought a house this week.

I'm guessing......lots of French doors?
by R-Jack
Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You Gotta Love the South
Replies: 25
Views: 677

Re: You Gotta Love the South

smackaholic wrote:
New new left are PC fascists. They, along with the neutered republican establishment are largely responsible for the fact that we are close to electing our loudmouth drunk uncle, president.
At least my drunkle would legalize weed
by R-Jack
Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 88's Primary Vote
Replies: 16
Views: 2207

Re: 88's Primary Vote

BSmack wrote:
R-Jack wrote:It's like his head is photoshopped onto Ric Flair's
I'm sure he's planning a trip to Space Mountain for every one of those women.

Oldest ride.....longest line
by R-Jack
Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 88's Primary Vote
Replies: 16
Views: 2207

Re: 88's Primary Vote

It's like his head is photoshopped onto Ric Flair's
by R-Jack
Mon Feb 29, 2016 1:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Apple flap
Replies: 27
Views: 726

Re: The Apple flap

But some moron of a judge issued a court order for them to unlock some terrorist chumps phone? Apple doesn't currently have the ability to do so, meaning it will require labor to accomplish. Apple "So let me get this straight? One of your gumshoe's mishandles the phone and locked it up beyond ...
by R-Jack
Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
Replies: 19
Views: 1367

Re: Take a short break from the Politics

KC4ever wrote: I know you are but what am I?
by R-Jack
Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
Replies: 19
Views: 1367

Re: Take a short break from the Politics

All I know is most is most guys looked at this thread and thought to themselves "tits" and moved on. You, however, have analyzed, reanalyzed, examined wardrobe selections, backgrounds and scenarios and reanalyzed one more before multiple posts of hate. The only people I know that do that a...
by R-Jack
Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
Replies: 19
Views: 1367

Re: Take a short break from the Politics

It's Bush's fault. I'll wager there's nothing "bush" about that lovely gal... :o True.. but I'll raise you that lovely, undoubtedly... well-worn gal has a cod with a bigger mouth than the bass in her hand. I could be wrong, but those store-bought fun bags will most likely get bigger as sh...
by R-Jack
Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He kept us safe
Replies: 54
Views: 1859

Re: He kept us safe

He was recess nominated.

s/Diego
by R-Jack
Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He kept us safe
Replies: 54
Views: 1859

Re: He kept us safe

Diego in Seattle wrote:If appointment is delayed until next year & Trump appoints his sister (who has already rendered a pro-Roe v. Wade decision) to SCOTUS, you can bet the republicans would be willing to impeach him.
Or they could just not appoint her.
by R-Jack
Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump owns Jeb ...
Replies: 3
Views: 685

Re: Trump owns Jeb ...

He's running up the score on poor Jeb like BCS rankings depended on it.
by R-Jack
Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: puppymonkeybaby
Replies: 7
Views: 260

Re: puppymonkeybaby

Puppymonkeybaby vs. Manbearpig.......deathmatch
by R-Jack
Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ted Cruz Pulls Ad With Softcore Porn Star
Replies: 7
Views: 1579

Re: Ted Cruz Pulls Ad With Softcore Porn Star

So he pulled out, but not in time and the damage is done?
by R-Jack
Fri Feb 12, 2016 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raccoon Story (very long - sorry) and LTSTRN2 Hungus Bet
Replies: 22
Views: 1247

Re: Raccoon Story (very long - sorry)

smackaholic wrote: Or maybe they just hate extension cords.
Since half your foundation is loose extension cords, you should be in good shape for the next 15 then.
by R-Jack
Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:05 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Cam Newton
Replies: 28
Views: 4012

Re: Cam Newton

Seeing how pops got a large cut of Cam's Auburn salary, I'm sure he's just fine on the gravy train.
by R-Jack
Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stupor Bowl Thread
Replies: 62
Views: 5880

Re: Stupor Bowl Thread

I'd love him to say the Confederacy won to Von Miller's face.
by R-Jack
Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stupor Bowl Thread
Replies: 62
Views: 5880

Re: Stupor Bowl Thread

smackaholic wrote: Has there ever been a gayer name in the NFL than Peyton?
Eli?
by R-Jack
Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stupor Bowl Thread
Replies: 62
Views: 5880

Re: Stupor Bowl Thread

Whoever the freak show of a former trophy wife that Pat Bowlen's wife is had way way way too much botox done. That's more than Botox there I was surprised that butchered bitch could even move her mouth. She looked like she needed to get back to her singing gig at Chuck E Cheese. I thought Phil Simm...
by R-Jack
Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:06 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: HOF inductees
Replies: 6
Views: 2066

Re: HOF inductees

The counter to that is every team he piled stats on with dumped his cancerous ass when they still needed him. Not salary dumping an aging player or trading for juicy draft picks, but kicked his ass to the curb. That probably resonates with a lot of folks on that committee.
by R-Jack
Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: HOF inductees
Replies: 6
Views: 2066

Re: HOF inductees

Yay. Another year of the "TO debate" and talking heads weighing stats vs. being a piece of shit :meds:
by R-Jack
Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Cam Newton
Replies: 28
Views: 4012

Re: Cam Newton

smackaholic wrote:WTF is PISC?
Plungered
In
Smelliest
Crevice
by R-Jack
Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Official T1B Election Thread
Replies: 104
Views: 2008

Re: The Official T1B Election Thread

Carson wrote:The den would have to be for business use only.

Toss a beer can into the office wastebasket and you lose the deduction.

No shit.
Is that why Jason Seaver is on the radio pimping the Fresh Start Initiative these days?
by R-Jack
Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Virginia reverses the ruling on CCW, now expands reciprocity
Replies: 7
Views: 131

Re: Virginia reverses the ruling on CCW, now expands recipro

Rooster wrote:Step onto my property and say that. :twisted:

You're fucking retarded, aren't you?
by R-Jack
Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Official T1B Election Thread
Replies: 104
Views: 2008

Re: The Official T1B Election Thread

War Wagon wrote:don't count out Jeb just yet.

Screw......now is your chance to take back what you said earlier in this thread.
by R-Jack
Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?
Replies: 10
Views: 497

Re: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?

I don't like yoga for me.....but I'm a strong advocate.
by R-Jack
Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?
Replies: 10
Views: 497

Re: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?

Ahhh.....fuck me dead :lol:
by R-Jack
Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?
Replies: 10
Views: 497

Re: Don't know a lick of Spanish, but who cares?

smackaholic wrote:When she turns for the profile shot...... :shock: :shock: :shock:
by R-Jack
Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Official T1B Election Thread
Replies: 104
Views: 2008

Re: The Official T1B Election Thread

Don't know how I missed this....probably because I'm less mature than I was yesterday.
smackaholic wrote:Rubio had a good night. He came really close to beating The D.