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by smackaholic
Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:05 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: SC fans have been nothing but pure class
Replies: 22
Views: 652

The media fellatio USC's received these past few seasons has been well earned and well deserved. ND still receives similar treatment from the media and it's been a very long time since they've done anything to deserve it... gotta rack that one. ND's cred inertia kept them in the polls years after t...
by smackaholic
Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:51 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: For the Last time. SC didn't "win" the '03 NC.
Replies: 35
Views: 1227

nothing will ever change the fact that without an actual playoff system it's noting but a fucking opinion anyway. the entire universe usues some sort of playoff system. about the only thing that is a bigger farce than the BCS is figure skating. If the BCS was run like international figure skating, S...
by smackaholic
Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:32 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Pontiac Game Changing Play....
Replies: 20
Views: 1605

The Young lateral wasn't that big, even without it Texas has first and goal in an offensive series where they were running roughshod. Most likely they still score, and, because they wouldn't be in such a hurry, make the extra-point. That was horrid officiating though, and it possibly could have cos...
by smackaholic
Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:14 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: UPDATE!!!!!Marcus Vick arrested...UPDATE!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 1274

PSUFAN wrote:
"It's not a big deal," Vick was quoted as telling the newspaper. "I'll just move on to the next level, baby."
sheesh...
welcome to arena football, baby.
by smackaholic
Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:12 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: USCs Place in History
Replies: 8
Views: 675

I doubt a big ole' color boy like vince needs a strap on. it did look like he used one on sc though in those last 4 minutes.
by smackaholic
Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:59 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Vince Young = The Truth
Replies: 11
Views: 1269

Give him a few years in the NFL... it's a lot different when someone 265 lbs... can run as fast as you can... if not faster! I'll think about giving him m2 status then. the truth he's a fukking college junior. 5 years with nfl trainers and uhh B12 shots and dude will go 265 himself. maybe a little ...
by smackaholic
Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:53 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Correction... Vince Young is GOD!!
Replies: 21
Views: 985

i know the prototypical college option qb rarely makes it in the big show, but i think vince may break the mold. 1st off, he's a big strong mofo who is gonna get bigger and stronger. most college option qbs were small fast lil' monkeys as old howie would say. they get broke in two by nfl DEs. 2nd, h...
by smackaholic
Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:31 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Put off heisman voting?
Replies: 13
Views: 417

Put off heisman voting?

Does anyone else believe that voting for the Heisman, college football's MVP trophy ought to put off till the season is done.

Would anyone in their right mind give it to anyone other than vince, today?
by smackaholic
Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:53 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Matt Leinart
Replies: 50
Views: 2929

leinart is a great qb. he may do well in the nfl. but, one thing is clear. he is a classless bitch.

maybe they were the better team. it's ok to think it. but to go on national tv and say so just show's what a pos he is.
by smackaholic
Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:43 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Call your shot, maggots! Rose Bowl predictions...
Replies: 85
Views: 4354

is there anything more frustratingthan watching your team go into the dreaded prevent D? One other mistake, imo. when you need a fairly long yard on 4th down, you do not take bush off the field, thereby anouncing that you, infact will run it up the middle. leave him in. make the horn D have a few do...
by smackaholic
Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:24 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Let me be the first to ask...
Replies: 33
Views: 1734

^^^^what he said. both Ds were sieve like in the 2nd half.
by smackaholic
Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:35 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: First chickenshit call of the night.
Replies: 34
Views: 1289

nope, i dont. :)
by smackaholic
Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:31 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Halftime thoughts???
Replies: 15
Views: 881

yeah , leinhart got his bell rung pretty good on that running play. young would get nailed too, if the sc defense ever catches him. that fukker moves almost as well as bush.
by smackaholic
Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:56 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Dan Fouts already a moron
Replies: 19
Views: 534

how old is keith? dude was already old when I was a little kid in the early 70s.

and say what you will about him. he is still better than muffburger. but, who isn't?
by smackaholic
Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:48 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: First chickenshit call of the night.
Replies: 34
Views: 1289

the call wasn't chickenshit. not challenging it was. nice yob, pete.
by smackaholic
Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:41 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 22237

Now I remember. My sister was in kindygarden. I just have one of those stupid things burned into my memory of hearing that some ancient prez dude died, and a kindergarden class. I think I was prolly picking my sis up for the walk home from school. Back then, when luth and wolfie were just middle age...
by smackaholic
Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why indy will get there asses handed to them in the playoffs
Replies: 15
Views: 1484

While I do agree that moving a team and taking it's name with it is bad karma, I think that Indy's excellence this year will overcome it.

And even though I'm a pats fan, I am afraid that that the colts will buttfuk them in the mouth and wipe their dicks on Belichek's sweatshirt.
by smackaholic
Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:26 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 22237

Terry in Crapchester wrote: Lots of Presidents have made it to their 80th birthday, but only four (Reagan, Ford, Adams and Hoover) made it to the 90th.
you'll notice, not a dem in the bunch. god hates dems. I think Harry Truman made a pretty good run at 90, though. 88 if I remember right. Think I was in kindygarden.
by smackaholic
Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:15 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 22237

1 Gerald Ford - Former US President, nat causes 2 Dick Cheney - Current VP, heart attack 3 Beano Cook - nat causes 4 Osama Bin Laden - terrorist, assassination 5 George Carlin - stroke Hold steady big fella for 18 more days. Ford Hospitalized I think we should have put in an extra rule that anyone ...
by smackaholic
Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:10 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 22237

someone famous is gonna die next yr because they tried to boil water in a microwave but it explodes in the person's face. Yeah, that hydrogen is dangerous shit. Cretin. you are obviously not familiar with the phenomena that jake is refering to. you can put a glass of water in the nuke and heat it t...
by smackaholic
Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:17 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 22237

Earl Campbell , 50 pro-football player. What did you think the last time you saw him on TV? I thought he was a stud running back. He's been on TV since then? Yeah, ole skoal brother was the most unstoppable mutherfukker I ever saw in his prime. I remember a monday night game back when I was still o...
by smackaholic
Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:53 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 22237

Don Knotts , 81 actor. Best remembered as Deputy Barney Fife in the "Andy Griffith Show." Was too ill to attend an annual festival in his honor this year. If I was invited to a don knotts festival I think I'd tell them I was sick too. I'll bet even the star trekkie could kick their asses.
by smackaholic
Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:49 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 22237

Bob Byrd-king of the pork barrel Hillary-please, god, please. Michael Savage or whatever his name is-radio dude is gonna blow a gasket during one of his nightly melts. two players to be named later today, I just wanna get these picks in. Let's throw in a wayyyyyyy overdue fukker. Fidel Castro And I...
by smackaholic
Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:50 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 22237

Bob Byrd-king of the pork barrel Hillary-please, god, please. Michael Savage or whatever his name is-radio dude is gonna blow a gasket during one of his nightly melts. two players to be named later today, I just wanna get these picks in. Let's throw in a wayyyyyyy overdue fukker. Fidel Castro And I ...
by smackaholic
Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:13 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: LT & the Raiders
Replies: 19
Views: 975

mvscal wrote:
Raydah James wrote:A few eyeball pokes wouldnt hurt, either.
Why do you think he wears a visor?

:lol:
any idiot knows that the proper blocking technique for the eyeball poke is the flat hand vertically across the bridge of the nose. only pussies use visors.
by smackaholic
Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Players you admire on teams you hate...
Replies: 66
Views: 3421

I don't have a problem with Barry hanging up his cleats in the prime of his career. What I do have a problem with is how he did it. He up and quit right before the season. He should have let them know at the end of the previous season, which would have allowed them a little more time to plan exactly...
by smackaholic
Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:50 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: LT & the Raiders
Replies: 19
Views: 975

Fucking RaydahFan KILLS me....after all, hurting an opposing player was probably the ONLY way the Raydahs got over on their opponents back in the day. Worked wonders for Ben Davidson....that is, until Otis Taylor kicked his fucking ass....:lol: :lol: :lol: Nahhh, back in the day they were thugs, bu...
by smackaholic
Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Players you admire on teams you hate...
Replies: 66
Views: 3421

Did he hold out before his contract was up? If he did, then, OK, maybe he bitched a little. I'm not really talking about the monetary end of things. I am talking about the fact that the cowgirl playbook consisted pretty much of emmit left, emmit right and emmit up the middle for a number of years an...
by smackaholic
Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Tui..Tui..Tui..
Replies: 32
Views: 1605

fukk that muther fukker. the guvernator better not save his sorry gangbang'n ass.
by smackaholic
Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Players you admire on teams you hate...
Replies: 66
Views: 3421

As a kid I used to like dave casper. He seemed like the all american eagle scout kinda dude. Everyone else who has ever been a raiduh can burn in hell. And Roger the Dodger. Hated the boys, but, just respect the hell outta him even though you knew that mutherfukker was gonna find a way to break your...
by smackaholic
Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Jumping off the S.S. Rosenhaus?
Replies: 14
Views: 811

You don't know too much about football or you just crawled out from a freakin boulder. Needless to say, takes like this are a clear indication you need to stay out of the football forum. Drew's a prick and hopefully he loses every single one of his clients. Guilty as charged. I work sundays so I do...
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Fellow chowds, your thoughts?
Replies: 11
Views: 637

It's not that they're spoiled, it's just that they are not, traditionally, great football fans. The last few years has improved them, but, the fact remains that chowds are world class baseball fans, but, in the football fan rankings, I'd have to put them somewhere between atlanta and cincinnatti. A...
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Jumping off the S.S. Rosenhaus?
Replies: 14
Views: 811

Was he the one behind TO's contract holdout this summer? If so, I hope everybody fires his sorry ass. You don't know too much about football or you just crawled out from a freakin boulder. Needless to say, takes like this are a clear indication you need to stay out of the football forum. Drew's a p...
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:52 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Fellow chowds, your thoughts?
Replies: 11
Views: 637

It's not that they're spoiled, it's just that they are not, traditionally, great football fans. The last few years has improved them, but, the fact remains that chowds are world class baseball fans, but, in the football fan rankings, I'd have to put them somewhere between atlanta and cincinnatti. A...
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:49 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Fellow chowds, your thoughts?
Replies: 11
Views: 637

2. Raiduh fan. Love'em or hate'em....actually, more like hate'em or really fukkin' hate'em, you have to give raiduh fan his due. Even when the faiduhs are sucking, he will be there, loud and proud committing all manner of felony just as if they we're winning the superbowl. Are you freakin joking me...
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:13 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Jumping off the S.S. Rosenhaus?
Replies: 14
Views: 811

Was he the one behind TO's contract holdout this summer? If so, I hope everybody fires his sorry ass.
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Superbowl matchup?
Replies: 29
Views: 1208

gotta go with mvscal. The proper wording of the question should have been... "Who will the colts sodomize in the superbowl. Nasty defense. Check. Solid running game. Check. Peyton Manning, who in addition to being the coolest, collected QB in the league, did a pretty good Dan Marino immitation ...
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Colts Fans
Replies: 25
Views: 2141

Barring horrible injuries, the colts are gonna run the fukking table. Good luck, Jax, you'll need it.
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:52 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Jumping off the S.S. Rosenhaus?
Replies: 14
Views: 811

I'm sorry, I musta missed the part where Rosey had his hand jammed up TO's arse like a sock puppet, calling out his entire team.

Maybe he is a worthless POS, but, I kinda doubt he is the reason TO went Chernobyl. TO would be the same clkassless POS if Jesus Christ himself was his agent.
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:47 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 8-0....and the STREAK lives on!!!
Replies: 22
Views: 1281

KC Scott wrote: Coods,

Wanna bet the Cheifs finish win more than 1 of their final 4 games?

Didn't think so.
wow, scott, you sure got a set fo brass balls. Willing to go way out on a limb and actually predict your team play better than .250 ball?