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by Ken
Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I can't believe I just walked in on some guy pounding...
Replies: 25
Views: 578

Re: I can't believe I just walked in on some guy pounding...

My guess is that you actually were a naval aviator many years ago. What seems odd is that folks with that sort of hours in the left seat of a large multi-engine turbo prop, tend to get snapped up by commercial aviation bidnesses if they get out. You didn't. You got picked up by HD to fly forklifts,...
by Ken
Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:23 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: -32
Replies: 25
Views: 2812

Re: -32

smackaholic wrote:next time try decellarating instead.
Next time, try cracking a fucking dictionary.
by Ken
Sun May 19, 2013 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Volunteered to mobilize today.
Replies: 69
Views: 2312

Re: Volunteered to mobilize today.

Dinsdale wrote:A double-whiff... ouch.

In my defense, I was still working on my first cup of joe.
Give ya a pass on vegetation. But you can just admit that you chose to drop a $.25, 'active ingredient' word that you THOUGHT you knew the spelling of.
by Ken
Sat May 18, 2013 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Volunteered to mobilize today.
Replies: 69
Views: 2312

Re: Volunteered to mobilize today.

Dinsdale wrote:vegitation
:?
by Ken
Sat May 18, 2013 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Volunteered to mobilize today.
Replies: 69
Views: 2312

Re: Volunteered to mobilize today.

Dinsdale wrote:glyphosphate
:?
by Ken
Wed May 01, 2013 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And so it comes to this...
Replies: 63
Views: 6345

Re: And so it comes to this...

All the best, van. NEVER give up.
by Ken
Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: me and the girls
Replies: 28
Views: 2658

Re: me and the girls

Wolfman wrote:Wondering if Left Seater was guessing as to what SGFOA meant.
Here I am as a member of that organization, officiating with the crew at the 2007 Carrigan All-Star game here in Fort Myers.

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Nice vajomach ya' got goin' on there.
by Ken
Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opinions on the Mike Rice Firing
Replies: 168
Views: 11645

Re: Opinions on the Mike Rice Firing

KC Scott wrote:
mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote: The level of pathetic you reach in trying to impress this board never ceases to amaze me
Oh, THIS is fresh.
by Ken
Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3196

Re: Jury duty notice

Van wrote:Chuck Klosterman's
Props on the Klosterman reset. Think I've got all his books on my shelf. He definitely sees the forest through the trees when it comes to pop culture.
by Ken
Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How I spent St. Patricks day
Replies: 25
Views: 2054

Re: How I spent St. Patricks day

Jerkovich wrote: Image
Whichever it was, rack that reindeer and its sense of timing.
by Ken
Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Wood Floors
Replies: 37
Views: 1477

Re: New Wood Floors

Well done... Looks great. Obligatory... Hope your floor joists are on 6" centers.
by Ken
Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Winter Storm Q
Replies: 104
Views: 2212

Re: Winter Storm Q

War Wagon wrote:cursive insults
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by Ken
Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
Replies: 5
Views: 499

Re: MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan

Was 1970. The Buffs ended PSU's 30+ game win streak.
by Ken
Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: note to jihadi terrorists
Replies: 105
Views: 4012

Re: note to jihadi terrorists

War Wagon wrote:did you have a take on what happened in Algeria or do you just like being a punk?

Eat a dick... now.
I don't need an 'Algerian take' to illustrate the mud-sucking idiot that you are.
Go fuck yourself.
by Ken
Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: note to jihadi terrorists
Replies: 105
Views: 4012

Re: note to jihadi terrorists

War Wagon wrote: btw, apparently you don't consider Algeria a middle eastern county, thus the geography crack. It's dominated by Muslims, close enough.
Stop your unadulterated idiocy... Now.
Indonesia is roughly 85% Muslim. In WhiteyWorld, we'll call it middle eastern.
by Ken
Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
Replies: 29
Views: 3873

Re: If g0d is a baseball ump.....

smackaholic wrote:
I'll bet that ball is worth a few bucks as it has been handled by two dudes who collectively are responsible for roughly half the MLB basehits of the 20th century.
Geography is as much Whitney's forte as mathematics is yours.
by Ken
Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:02 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NCG.
Replies: 56
Views: 2331

Re: NCG.

Papa Willie wrote:That was a catch.
It was clearly NOT a catch. Why Mushberger is still railing on that is beyond me.
by Ken
Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:53 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Find some of the bigger hits you've ever seen.
Replies: 11
Views: 971

Re: Find some of the bigger hits you've ever seen.

I still remember Roscoe Parrish being annihilated by FSU some 5-7 years ago. THAT was a hit. Yeah, I'm an idiot... Can't link it up from my phone- at a bar.
by Ken
Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:48 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Find some of the bigger hits you've ever seen.
Replies: 11
Views: 971

Re: Find some of the bigger hits you've ever seen.

Sudden Sam wrote:

12 secs in.
Not even close. That's just another day in BTPCF. Seriously.
by Ken
Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Replies: 40
Views: 2903

Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:

On the question about 4 choices of certain death/card/coin flips I went with the cyanide dinner. The other 3 choices are certain death. Eating cyanide isn't because it does not specify a lethal dose. It just says you will have cyanide for dinner. Why are you even looking at, let alone considering, ...
by Ken
Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Replies: 40
Views: 2903

Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:

Atomic Punk wrote:Ahhhh, I see Kengina is trying to impress others once again. Perhaps he can join KC Scrote and IndyFrisco in a reach-around very soon. They love talking about themselves don't they?
Sit down and STFU, you hermaphroditic freak show of the highest order. Speak when spoken to, asswipe.
by Ken
Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Replies: 40
Views: 2903

Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:

Goober McTuber wrote:This thread is proof enough for me that your 15/20 was a flat out lie.
Wtf you talking about, you amoeba-brained shit stain?
by Ken
Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Replies: 40
Views: 2903

Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:

Dins, I understand the explanation, but it still seems to me that after one door has been exposed, it is simply an A/B pic. Guess I need to sit down with 3 pieces of paper and prove it to my self. So, uhhh, when's the next civics test? So, if there were 1000 doors and the host opened all except for...
by Ken
Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Replies: 40
Views: 2903

It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:

http://www.impossible-quiz.com/ If ya wanna forget the debates within some of the other threads for a bit, take this quiz. Pretty interesting… a mix of vocab, trivia, logic, etc.. 15/20 for me. Missed #11 and after reading the explanation as to why, it became more clear. That’s a pretty damned good ...
by Ken
Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dude rapes his mom, she forgives him.
Replies: 29
Views: 765

Re: Dude rapes his mom, she forgives him.

Papa Willie wrote:[Life imprisonment in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee.
I’m calling bullshit on that one. No way is there life imprisonment for incest in ANY state.

Anyways… shoalzie’s presence is requested in this thread.
by Ken
Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: anyone up for a fishing trip?
Replies: 24
Views: 3578

Re: anyone up for a fishing trip?

War Wagon wrote:what the hell kind of fish are those?
A living dinosaur- Sturgeon.
Supposedly pretty good eating if done correctly. But, it’s generally not the flesh for which a sturgeon is most valued. That prize goes to the eggs of certain species of sturgeon… caviar.
by Ken
Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:05 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: things happen fast on Twitter
Replies: 13
Views: 998

Re: things happen fast on Twitter

Dinsdale wrote:I also recently learned that "anime" is a Japanese word, which roughly translates to "No way in hell you're getting laid this decade, buddy."
Pretty much the same thing but, its real meaning is ‘in the complete opposite direction of a vagina’.
by Ken
Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody using Androgel?
Replies: 12
Views: 878

Re: Anybody using Androgel?

mvscal wrote:I don't think JSC pukes his guts out per se. My understanding is that they tumble out of his anus more or less at random.
Well, that may be the case but, in addition, rest assured he’s ejecting Les Mile’s semen after sex with a supposed woman.

Wait, did this turn into a thread about Duhron?
by Ken
Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody using Androgel?
Replies: 12
Views: 878

Re: Anybody using Androgel?

Just take some Cialis or Viagra and you'll be fine, and with less side effects than Androgel. and you would know about the side effects of Androgel, how? I wouldn't... but I know about the side effects of Viagra - if you've been drinking. You'll puke your guts out for the next 12-24 hours, not that...
by Ken
Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:49 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Cal gets Dykes
Replies: 34
Views: 1197

Re: Cal gets Dykes

M2- Since when is special teams considered part of the ‘offense’… ya’ know… seeing as how that was the subject of your post? Psst... I NEVER said it was part of the offense. Since you're so bright... I'm sure you can post where I said it was... since you brought it up, right ? You must have me conf...
by Ken
Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:10 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Cal gets Dykes
Replies: 34
Views: 1197

Re: Cal gets Dykes

they don't just rely on only the pass or the run. They've come up with a third means of moving the ball ?!?! You really aren't this slow, are you ? Not that it's pertinent... but yes they have. It's called "Special Teams". You’re both idiots of the highest order. M2- Since when is special...
by Ken
Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remembering toddowen
Replies: 68
Views: 3138

Re: Remembering toddowen

This is what you want, right todd? This is why you've been hovering about, lurking...waiting for someone to start a: "Hey, remember toddowen? This place certainly is diminished without his presence" type thread... Well... ...here you go, faggot. Here's the appreciation thread you so despe...
by Ken
Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:30 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way
Replies: 31
Views: 948

Re: No way

No prob, SS.
by Ken
Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:28 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Props to 'Bama....
Replies: 13
Views: 547

Re: Props to 'Bama....

Dunno, but my thoughts on the MNC game is that too many are writing off ND. I still think ‘bama will be favored, but it won’t be a landslide like so many think. I’m thinking ND +5.
by Ken
Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:25 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way
Replies: 31
Views: 948

Re: No way

It was a good game, but the Bielema-level clock management skills at the end there kinda ruined the drama. UGA should have won the game but Richt is an idiot. Not sure that you can pin that on Richt (unless I missed something). UGA’s QB shoulda spiked it, of course at the 10 or so. Don’t know that ...
by Ken
Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:22 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way
Replies: 31
Views: 948

Re: No way

crybaby shit in here. You may wanna revaluate your ‘crybaby shit in here’ comment. Not many are doubting that it will be a good game for the MNC. The ‘crybaby shit’ is coming from someone trying to suckerpunch on the playground after rarely posting here this season. You wanna start a thread with a ...
by Ken
Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:03 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way
Replies: 31
Views: 948

Re: No way

Your cop-out is posting in the pick ‘em?
:lol: :lol:

Nice duck blind. Way to participate in the forum this year. Rock on.
by Ken
Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:57 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way
Replies: 31
Views: 948

Re: No way

Really, Killian… now I partly see why Screwy detests you so much. Like I said… ’consistently’ post. By ‘consistent’, I don’t mean posting after ND is on their way to an undefeated season 8 games or so into the season. You effing disappeared this past year. Ya’ know… when the Steelers made the last S...
by Ken
Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:43 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No way
Replies: 31
Views: 948

Re: No way

Good call, Mace. I'm a total fair weather fan. Probably not, but you are a total fair weather poster. Once again, stellar call. Posting for 7 years, regardless of ND's record as proved me to be a fair weather poster. FYI, I started posting before the season. The point still remains… as far as I can...
by Ken
Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:47 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Jsc ------
Replies: 3
Views: 847

Re: Jsc ------

First, back in the summer, jsc pretty much lubed up his LSU dildo and lovingly shoved it up his rectum and proclaimed that LSU was essentially a lock for the BCS championship vs. ‘bama… again. Then, we got this on Sept 9th after a shit-assed start by the Saints: Saints will be ok. Dear God, here’s t...