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- Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I can't believe I just walked in on some guy pounding...
- Replies: 25
- Views: 578
Re: I can't believe I just walked in on some guy pounding...
My guess is that you actually were a naval aviator many years ago. What seems odd is that folks with that sort of hours in the left seat of a large multi-engine turbo prop, tend to get snapped up by commercial aviation bidnesses if they get out. You didn't. You got picked up by HD to fly forklifts,...
Re: -32
Next time, try cracking a fucking dictionary.smackaholic wrote:next time try decellarating instead.
- Sun May 19, 2013 12:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Volunteered to mobilize today.
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2312
Re: Volunteered to mobilize today.
Give ya a pass on vegetation. But you can just admit that you chose to drop a $.25, 'active ingredient' word that you THOUGHT you knew the spelling of.Dinsdale wrote:A double-whiff... ouch.
In my defense, I was still working on my first cup of joe.
- Sat May 18, 2013 5:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Volunteered to mobilize today.
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2312
Re: Volunteered to mobilize today.
:?Dinsdale wrote:vegitation
- Sat May 18, 2013 4:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Volunteered to mobilize today.
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2312
Re: Volunteered to mobilize today.
:?Dinsdale wrote:glyphosphate
- Wed May 01, 2013 1:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And so it comes to this...
- Replies: 63
- Views: 6345
Re: And so it comes to this...
All the best, van. NEVER give up.
- Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: me and the girls
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2658
Re: me and the girls
Nice vajomach ya' got goin' on there.Wolfman wrote:Wondering if Left Seater was guessing as to what SGFOA meant.
Here I am as a member of that organization, officiating with the crew at the 2007 Carrigan All-Star game here in Fort Myers.
- Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Opinions on the Mike Rice Firing
- Replies: 168
- Views: 11645
Re: Opinions on the Mike Rice Firing
Oh, THIS is fresh.KC Scott wrote:mvscal wrote:KC Scott wrote: The level of pathetic you reach in trying to impress this board never ceases to amaze me
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jury duty notice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3196
Re: Jury duty notice
Props on the Klosterman reset. Think I've got all his books on my shelf. He definitely sees the forest through the trees when it comes to pop culture.Van wrote:Chuck Klosterman's
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How I spent St. Patricks day
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2054
Re: How I spent St. Patricks day
Whichever it was, rack that reindeer and its sense of timing.Jerkovich wrote:
- Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New Wood Floors
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1477
Re: New Wood Floors
Well done... Looks great. Obligatory... Hope your floor joists are on 6" centers.
- Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Winter Storm Q
- Replies: 104
- Views: 2212
Re: Winter Storm Q
War Wagon wrote:cursive insults
- Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
- Replies: 5
- Views: 499
Re: MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
Was 1970. The Buffs ended PSU's 30+ game win streak.
- Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: note to jihadi terrorists
- Replies: 105
- Views: 4012
Re: note to jihadi terrorists
I don't need an 'Algerian take' to illustrate the mud-sucking idiot that you are.War Wagon wrote:did you have a take on what happened in Algeria or do you just like being a punk?
Eat a dick... now.
Go fuck yourself.
- Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: note to jihadi terrorists
- Replies: 105
- Views: 4012
Re: note to jihadi terrorists
Stop your unadulterated idiocy... Now.War Wagon wrote: btw, apparently you don't consider Algeria a middle eastern county, thus the geography crack. It's dominated by Muslims, close enough.
Indonesia is roughly 85% Muslim. In WhiteyWorld, we'll call it middle eastern.
- Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3873
Re: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
Geography is as much Whitney's forte as mathematics is yours.smackaholic wrote:
I'll bet that ball is worth a few bucks as it has been handled by two dudes who collectively are responsible for roughly half the MLB basehits of the 20th century.
- Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:02 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: NCG.
- Replies: 56
- Views: 2331
Re: NCG.
It was clearly NOT a catch. Why Mushberger is still railing on that is beyond me.Papa Willie wrote:That was a catch.
- Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:53 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Find some of the bigger hits you've ever seen.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 971
Re: Find some of the bigger hits you've ever seen.
I still remember Roscoe Parrish being annihilated by FSU some 5-7 years ago. THAT was a hit. Yeah, I'm an idiot... Can't link it up from my phone- at a bar.
- Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:48 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Find some of the bigger hits you've ever seen.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 971
Re: Find some of the bigger hits you've ever seen.
Not even close. That's just another day in BTPCF. Seriously.Sudden Sam wrote:
12 secs in.
- Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2903
Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
On the question about 4 choices of certain death/card/coin flips I went with the cyanide dinner. The other 3 choices are certain death. Eating cyanide isn't because it does not specify a lethal dose. It just says you will have cyanide for dinner. Why are you even looking at, let alone considering, ...
- Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2903
Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Sit down and STFU, you hermaphroditic freak show of the highest order. Speak when spoken to, asswipe.Atomic Punk wrote:Ahhhh, I see Kengina is trying to impress others once again. Perhaps he can join KC Scrote and IndyFrisco in a reach-around very soon. They love talking about themselves don't they?
- Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2903
Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Wtf you talking about, you amoeba-brained shit stain?Goober McTuber wrote:This thread is proof enough for me that your 15/20 was a flat out lie.
- Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2903
Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Dins, I understand the explanation, but it still seems to me that after one door has been exposed, it is simply an A/B pic. Guess I need to sit down with 3 pieces of paper and prove it to my self. So, uhhh, when's the next civics test? So, if there were 1000 doors and the host opened all except for...
- Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2903
It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
http://www.impossible-quiz.com/ If ya wanna forget the debates within some of the other threads for a bit, take this quiz. Pretty interesting… a mix of vocab, trivia, logic, etc.. 15/20 for me. Missed #11 and after reading the explanation as to why, it became more clear. That’s a pretty damned good ...
- Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dude rapes his mom, she forgives him.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 765
Re: Dude rapes his mom, she forgives him.
I’m calling bullshit on that one. No way is there life imprisonment for incest in ANY state.Papa Willie wrote:[Life imprisonment in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee.
Anyways… shoalzie’s presence is requested in this thread.
- Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: anyone up for a fishing trip?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3578
Re: anyone up for a fishing trip?
A living dinosaur- Sturgeon.War Wagon wrote:what the hell kind of fish are those?
Supposedly pretty good eating if done correctly. But, it’s generally not the flesh for which a sturgeon is most valued. That prize goes to the eggs of certain species of sturgeon… caviar.
- Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:05 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: things happen fast on Twitter
- Replies: 13
- Views: 998
Re: things happen fast on Twitter
Pretty much the same thing but, its real meaning is ‘in the complete opposite direction of a vagina’.Dinsdale wrote:I also recently learned that "anime" is a Japanese word, which roughly translates to "No way in hell you're getting laid this decade, buddy."
- Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody using Androgel?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 878
Re: Anybody using Androgel?
Well, that may be the case but, in addition, rest assured he’s ejecting Les Mile’s semen after sex with a supposed woman.mvscal wrote:I don't think JSC pukes his guts out per se. My understanding is that they tumble out of his anus more or less at random.
Wait, did this turn into a thread about Duhron?
- Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody using Androgel?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 878
Re: Anybody using Androgel?
Just take some Cialis or Viagra and you'll be fine, and with less side effects than Androgel. and you would know about the side effects of Androgel, how? I wouldn't... but I know about the side effects of Viagra - if you've been drinking. You'll puke your guts out for the next 12-24 hours, not that...
- Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:49 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Cal gets Dykes
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1197
Re: Cal gets Dykes
M2- Since when is special teams considered part of the ‘offense’… ya’ know… seeing as how that was the subject of your post? Psst... I NEVER said it was part of the offense. Since you're so bright... I'm sure you can post where I said it was... since you brought it up, right ? You must have me conf...
- Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:10 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Cal gets Dykes
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1197
Re: Cal gets Dykes
they don't just rely on only the pass or the run. They've come up with a third means of moving the ball ?!?! You really aren't this slow, are you ? Not that it's pertinent... but yes they have. It's called "Special Teams". You’re both idiots of the highest order. M2- Since when is special...
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Remembering toddowen
- Replies: 68
- Views: 3138
Re: Remembering toddowen
This is what you want, right todd? This is why you've been hovering about, lurking...waiting for someone to start a: "Hey, remember toddowen? This place certainly is diminished without his presence" type thread... Well... ...here you go, faggot. Here's the appreciation thread you so despe...
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:30 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: No way
- Replies: 31
- Views: 948
Re: No way
No prob, SS.
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:28 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Props to 'Bama....
- Replies: 13
- Views: 547
Re: Props to 'Bama....
Dunno, but my thoughts on the MNC game is that too many are writing off ND. I still think ‘bama will be favored, but it won’t be a landslide like so many think. I’m thinking ND +5.
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:25 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: No way
- Replies: 31
- Views: 948
Re: No way
It was a good game, but the Bielema-level clock management skills at the end there kinda ruined the drama. UGA should have won the game but Richt is an idiot. Not sure that you can pin that on Richt (unless I missed something). UGA’s QB shoulda spiked it, of course at the 10 or so. Don’t know that ...
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:22 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: No way
- Replies: 31
- Views: 948
Re: No way
crybaby shit in here. You may wanna revaluate your ‘crybaby shit in here’ comment. Not many are doubting that it will be a good game for the MNC. The ‘crybaby shit’ is coming from someone trying to suckerpunch on the playground after rarely posting here this season. You wanna start a thread with a ...
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:03 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: No way
- Replies: 31
- Views: 948
Re: No way
Your cop-out is posting in the pick ‘em?
Nice duck blind. Way to participate in the forum this year. Rock on.
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:57 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: No way
- Replies: 31
- Views: 948
Re: No way
Really, Killian… now I partly see why Screwy detests you so much. Like I said… ’consistently’ post. By ‘consistent’, I don’t mean posting after ND is on their way to an undefeated season 8 games or so into the season. You effing disappeared this past year. Ya’ know… when the Steelers made the last S...
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:43 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: No way
- Replies: 31
- Views: 948
Re: No way
Good call, Mace. I'm a total fair weather fan. Probably not, but you are a total fair weather poster. Once again, stellar call. Posting for 7 years, regardless of ND's record as proved me to be a fair weather poster. FYI, I started posting before the season. The point still remains… as far as I can...
- Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:47 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Jsc ------
- Replies: 3
- Views: 847
Re: Jsc ------
First, back in the summer, jsc pretty much lubed up his LSU dildo and lovingly shoved it up his rectum and proclaimed that LSU was essentially a lock for the BCS championship vs. ‘bama… again. Then, we got this on Sept 9th after a shit-assed start by the Saints: Saints will be ok. Dear God, here’s t...