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by lk_pick1
Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Friday night poker
Replies: 8
Views: 738

IndyFrisco wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Dude, my teeth are perfect. Now my face is too.
As in The "Perfect" Storm? Gotcha.
That is funny, actually. Your proper use of grammar is impressive. Proceed.
by lk_pick1
Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So, how much will it cost?
Replies: 20
Views: 1545

Jsc810 wrote:You just keep wytching and all will be good. 8)

Sincerely,
Chip and Jess

Image
I know that's Jess, but is that Chip?
by lk_pick1
Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Friday night poker
Replies: 8
Views: 738

Dude, my teeth are perfect. Now my face is too.

YAY for plastic surgery and good orthodontics. (My teeth never got f'd up, you know, just my dome, which is now poifeckt.)
by lk_pick1
Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4074

My money's on PSU, for the simple fact that, on this one, he has BODE.

That, and the fact that Cuda seems to need to re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re use the C word. Tacky and smackless.

Proceed.
by lk_pick1
Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Friday night poker
Replies: 8
Views: 738

Again, PokerRoom.

Dinsy, don't make me run spelling smack on you this afternoon.
by lk_pick1
Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down The Hatches Poptart!
Replies: 32
Views: 2248

helmet wrote:A W Cohen post is rare
do ya know what i'm sayin to you?
(I think I got involuntarily quit from The Band.net, btw)

Jess, you are a fucking waist of space. You aren't worth the thyme of day. I wouldn't even piss on yew if you were on fire. Get cancer and dye.
Whatever happened to Biggie, anyway?
by lk_pick1
Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Rapture ... Call it!
Replies: 16
Views: 1280

JCT wrote:Raptue?


RACK The ROYALS!!!



Image

I laughed.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down The Hatches Poptart!
Replies: 32
Views: 2248

Mikey wrote:Are those considered topical stores or Thai phones?
I would have gone with "ointments" rather than "stores" but still, it was funny.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So what's up...
Replies: 15
Views: 1362

It makes me think of baseball.


And prison.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

War Wagon, if you live within the Shoal Creek subs, then I HATE YOU. Otherwise, I just think you are silly.

If you do, however, I want to know how it is. I would gladly throw my trailer to the Messicans in KCK for it.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4074

Make sure to leave the sign up.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4074

orcinus wrote:ESP must be down today, because I have no idea what you're trying to get at here.

English, skank ... do you speak it?

You can have more post to keep my attention before I head home for the day.


Where'd you get those grammatical skills?
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4074

I've got all the time in the world today. You know what my point is. I think we arent supposed to post personal stuff any more though. :D
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3463

It isn't moth?
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4074

You lost me again.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4074

"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror. That's funny! See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it. I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here. RSO RSO RSO I don't forget anythin...
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4074

"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror. That's funny! See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it. I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here. RSO RSO RSO I don't forget anythin...
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 7916

Only one. 8)
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:57 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 7916

But I get it.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3463

This fukkin troll is killin me!
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans. You don't really want to get me started, do you? You don't have an off button anyway, so there's no question involved. You bring the violence to a whole new level. But its funny. Mean as hell, but funny.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

Speaking of rings, I gotta remember to bring the digital camera in from the Aviator. My ring kinda kicks total ass. Platinum is sooooooo better than gold.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

Shoo.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What kind of crappy spam is this?
Replies: 15
Views: 1562

Re: What kind of crappy spam is this?

Every single day for the last two weeks or so I get this weird sort of spam e-mail. It's always from a different sender "name", and it's always a fairly normal sounding name like "Jane Stephens" or " Claudius Lamb"... That's normal sounding? You're a trekkie, aren't you.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:The question is: what do you mean by "brought to you by the letter G"?
Oh, I have last night's Last Comic Standing on.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:Answer the question, lk_Claire.

Color me retarded. What was the question?

Yes Dinsdale we know you are the Emperor of the darkside and all that but instead of wielding the pimphand so heavily it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

IndyFrisco wrote:Funny...lk_hick thinks some male model is gonna lay the pipe to her in Vegas because "What happens in Vegas...Stays in Vegas."
Dude, why would you even go there? I'm getting married in Vegas. This means I won't be getting laid at all.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

Brought to you by the letter G.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:00 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 7916

No, it was the last one you had before this one.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

Careful there, oracle. By mentioning that, you could get me banned again.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:51 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 7916

Bizzarofelice wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Debra Messing is sure pretty. Flat, but pretty.
If only there was a place where you could talk about her more...
I wish you'd put the cute avatar back. I can't go to the store when that kid is working without thinking of that and giggling.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 7916

Debra Messing is sure pretty. Flat, but pretty.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: findyourspot.com
Replies: 68
Views: 3760

jtr wrote:Where's the international version of this poll?
How many of these goofballs do you think would end up with Amsterdam as their number one choice?
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

YIKE!
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2587

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:tomas likes lkpick.


You mockable sinners would do well to follow his example.
I think everyone does, secretly.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: big pussy?
Replies: 65
Views: 1690

Sirfindafold wrote:
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:Basically, she's a vulgar white girl with low morals

Son-of-a-bitch! does she have a sister? Sounds like my future ex-wife.
lk_pick comments in 4, 3, 2....
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: findyourspot.com
Replies: 68
Views: 3760

Can't say that I argue with the results. 1. Durango, Colorado 2. Springville, Utah 3. Wenatchee, Washington 4. Dillon, Montana 5. Helena, Montana 6. Coeur d'Alene, Idaho 7. Bozeman, Montana 8. Grand Junction, Colorado 9. Steamboat Springs, Colorado 10. Sheridan, Wyoming 11. Leavenworth, Washington ...
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: big pussy?
Replies: 65
Views: 1690

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Its her butt, isn't it?
Her butt, or your face. Tough call.

1-2
Hee. that made me giggle.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: big pussy?
Replies: 65
Views: 1690

Its her butt, isn't it?
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Streaming Radio
Replies: 7
Views: 384

Re: Streaming Radio

The choices in broadcast radio around here consist basically of juvenile drive-time jocks playing "classic" rock, Mexican music and NPR (which is what I normally listen to while driving). I know there are some good stations out there, though. My son in law turned me on to this station whi...

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