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by War Wagon
Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:53 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 in race thread
Replies: 73
Views: 8997

If E stays behind Tony that race is over and Tony wins. Disagree. Jr. prolly wins. He showed he had the horses to get by him. He should have waited another lap or two. One thing for sure, though. If Jr. had stayed behind Tony, Babs wouldn't have ejaculated into his underoos. But Jr. got greedy. Agr...
by War Wagon
Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:13 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Wheel Wagon; Expect to see a LOT more of this:
Replies: 23
Views: 1579

Whore Wagon? Wow Babs, with such creative nic smack as that, you must've strained your very last synapse to the breaking point. And what should I expect to see more of? More of you spamming this forum with the #24's and now the 97's crank tickling your tonsils? No thanks. Consider yourself warned. I...
by War Wagon
Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:08 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 in race thread
Replies: 73
Views: 8997

Atomic Punk wrote:.

When's the last time Jeff posted anywhere?
Dunno, but I got a rather lengthy PM from him a few months back at Smackboard detailing what he'd been up to lately.

He's one of the few #24 fans I can stomach.
by War Wagon
Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:48 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 in race thread
Replies: 73
Views: 8997

Atomic Punk wrote: Looks like Waltrip is on his last year with DEI...
Link? :?
Jeff in Turn 3 from TNW took some cool pictures at last year's Brickyard 400 for me.
Yeah...he sent me some from the Brickyard 400 the year #3 won it, in '95 I think.

Wish that grouchy bastard would show up here.
by War Wagon
Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:33 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Rack Jeff Gordon
Replies: 21
Views: 2066

KC Paul 3.0 wrote: Wags, this fucking guy HAS to be related to Jackass.... :roll:
Actually Paul, 007 has more wit and insight than this 5 star tool will ever possess.
by War Wagon
Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:02 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Rack Jeff Gordon
Replies: 21
Views: 2066

You're a joke.

Keep up the whiny bitch act....

Make your time.
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:48 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Rack Jeff Gordon
Replies: 21
Views: 2066

Agree with all. He also wil someday pass Big E for the record Cup Championships. Just think, if they didn't put in their bogus restructuring points shuffle, with 10 races to go last year, Gordon wins Cup #5 !!!!! Maybe NASCAR will think up some more tweaks to handicap the best driver in the last de...
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:40 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 in race thread
Replies: 73
Views: 8997

Fuck!!! :x Little E Fucked himself and Tony out of that Race... Gotta' agree. Jr. should have stayed glued to Tony's bumper until the last lap and then made the pass. Those two hooked up together on the bottom would've been unpassable. I couldn't believe when he pulled out and around, but consideri...
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:35 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 in race thread
Replies: 73
Views: 8997

oops...the #18 just blew up.

Tony and MW looking strong so far.
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:21 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 in race thread
Replies: 73
Views: 8997

Jr. get's the lead by the end of the 3rd lap.

Just sayin'.
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 20, 2005 4:57 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 in race thread
Replies: 73
Views: 8997

Daytona 500 in race thread

Man, I live for this race. This is The HOLY GRAIL of stock car racing.

If the Truck and Busch series events were any indication, I'd say we're in for one hellacious show today.

WAR #8 making it two in a row.
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:41 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Harvick will eat a wall sooner or later
Replies: 9
Views: 1875

jackass007 wrote: But if you ever compare him to 3 again, I'll climb right thru this computer screen and ring your fucking neck!
Sorry 007, but the comparisons are going to be made because, like it or not, Harvick's ass is in the seat of the RCR Goodwrench Chevy.
by War Wagon
Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:25 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Harvick will eat a wall sooner or later
Replies: 9
Views: 1875

Harvick just had a minor oopsie...don't get all Biffled out of shape over it.

Richard Childress didn't choose Kevin Harvick to take that ride for nothing.

He's every bit the asshole that #3 was on his way up.

WAR #29 Goodwrench Chevy trying to fill some impossibly big shoes.
by War Wagon
Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:18 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: The Wheels are falling off the Silverspoon express
Replies: 7
Views: 1560

jackass007 wrote:...yep your right wags....
chirp chirp

DEI comes in 1-2 in the first 150 mile qualifier.

You're damn right I'm right.

Business as usual for DEI at Daytona.
by War Wagon
Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:54 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Your favorite to win the Championship this year.........
Replies: 13
Views: 2066

schmick wrote:
any inbred retard can drive a car in a circle
Yeah, but not just any inbred retard can be the first across the finish line after 500 miles, and that makes all the difference.
by War Wagon
Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:50 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Your favorite to win the Championship this year.........
Replies: 13
Views: 2066

Easy Wags. Hate on the 24 all you want, but Johnson has been nothing but class since he entered into this series. I'm guessing the above statement came out of frustration from seeing Jr struggle. :lol: Nope, not at all. I actually have more respect for Jeffy than I do JJ, but they're both joined at...
by War Wagon
Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:12 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: The Wheels are falling off the Silverspoon express
Replies: 7
Views: 1560

So you think a 7th place finish in the Bud Shootout suddenly means that DEI won't continue to dominate at Daytona?

Think again, grasshopper.

ps; I envy you being at the race. Be sure to blow many kisses at the #8 during the Victory Lap.
by War Wagon
Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:08 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: T1B NASCAR pick 'em contest
Replies: 27
Views: 4732

jackass007 wrote:
holy shit 3 hendrick cars I fell like half a fag already!
Correction, that make you three quarters a fag already.

Glad I could hep with your numbers and stuff.
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:14 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Random Thoughts.....Big 12
Replies: 13
Views: 1543

I think Kansas is good, but overrated. Just my opinion. I think there are 10-12 teams that are better than them. LOL!!!!!!!! 10-12 teams better than Kansas? Like who? Look at the game last night, Kansas destroyed Texas. Look at the Georgia Tech game a month ago. Kansas was down by as much as 16 in ...
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:00 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Random Thoughts.....Big 12
Replies: 13
Views: 1543

...left me in a fetal position and unresponsive to medication until recently. But I think I'm coming around again. Therapy has taught me to accept who I am. I am an Iowa State fan and as such I am destined to be a LOSER the rest of my sorry existence. I've realized that in any given scenario, imagi...
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:55 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Your favorite to win the Championship this year.........
Replies: 13
Views: 2066

My heart says the #8 will win it all.

My head won't be surprised if that whiny bitchass prancing fairy #48 does.
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:08 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Hey, Mo?
Replies: 9
Views: 1076

Quin didn't outcoach anyone.

His players outplayed the other players.

Simple as that.
by War Wagon
Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:52 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Hey, Mo?
Replies: 9
Views: 1076

Believe the Heupel wrote::mad:

It's amazing how far this team has regressed in three weeks.
C'mon Froz...just give it up for the Tigers.

There are no gimme' games in this conference, other than Baylor.

You got ambushed by a hungry Mizzou squad intent on not laying down.

No shame in that.
by War Wagon
Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:59 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Hey, Mo?
Replies: 9
Views: 1076

RACK MIZZOU!!! [/size] The heart still beats. War Thomas Gardener hitting some big 3-pointers late. War Linas Kleiza and two offensive rebounds off missed FT's. Unwar not being able to hit those free throws that would have sealed it. BIG, BIG win for a team that desperately needed and wanted it.
by War Wagon
Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:29 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: T1B NASCAR pick 'em contest
Replies: 27
Views: 4732

The bad part of this fantasy racing stuff is that it leads to rooting for the evil people (evil = not driving for Roush) just because you want to win the contest. 16? Biffle? Ya' think? I'm actually rooting for the #99 Columbia native Carl Edwards. I think he's going to have a great season, though ...
by War Wagon
Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:17 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: OStillborn...
Replies: 17
Views: 2007

Believe the Heupel wrote: Why don't our 300 national championships in steer roping and wrestling get us more attention as the true powerhouse athletic department that we are?


Shall I go on?
Yes, please do! :lol:
by War Wagon
Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:28 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: "Weekend" Warriors...
Replies: 14
Views: 1932

Last time I played was at the local YMCA in like '95. I got schooled badly by guy's 10 years younger and my back hurt when I got home. My wife had to drag my ass in the house 'cause I couldn't get out the car. I could post up some grandmothers in wheelchairs though, I means to tell ya'. War Glory Da...
by War Wagon
Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:08 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Why is UK ranked ahead of KU in one pole?
Replies: 32
Views: 2863

joe6pac wrote:
You guys sound like Kaley & Paul.
No, not even close.

I laughed with and at both of them.

It never degenerated into a "YOU SUCK"... "YEAH BUT YOU SUCK WORSE" abortion.

Good flaming on both sides, but RF gets the nod.
by War Wagon
Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:04 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: I want to know who your driver(s) is(are)!
Replies: 26
Views: 3034

'sup 007?

'bout time you stumbled in here.
by War Wagon
Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:09 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Question for War Wagon
Replies: 18
Views: 1787

Damn, living at Smackboard and TNW these past few years, I'd forgotten what shooting fish in the proverbial barrel is like. your the same stupid ass who came into tots college football board and tried to rain on the Mizzou will beat Nebraska thread. You didn;t have anything to add, just to tard it ...
by War Wagon
Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:29 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Question for War Wagon
Replies: 18
Views: 1787

Punching bag??? By who? You??? Fuck, now i know you are not only full of shit, but are also a fucking liar! Link??? Link??? You want a link? You're right in the middle of it. Continue to display your idiocy. I haven't seen anyone this stupid since BEB got plunger raped repeatedly over two years and...
by War Wagon
Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:22 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Question for War Wagon
Replies: 18
Views: 1787

Keep drinkin' the Kool-Aid, Wags. :roll: Paul, Paul, Paul.... We've bought you books, we've sent you to school, and this is the payback? Feel fortunate that I even responded to you in the first place. Ask yourself this question. Why did I win the Cryin' Ryan award two years in a row? Ask yourself w...
by War Wagon
Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:10 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Question for War Wagon
Replies: 18
Views: 1787

Last I checked, this topic was about Quin & B-ball, and here you go on a another incoherent rant about Pinkel and F-ball. I'm responding to a BOARD certified idiot here, but just for the record... I wanted Pinkel fired. I still want Pinkel fired. I've said that in the other thread. Too bad that ...
by War Wagon
Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:19 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Question for War Wagon
Replies: 18
Views: 1787

Why Mizzou Football and Basketball has NEVER won anything. Idiots who accept mediocrity. Oh Well Young Team Next Year All Bullshit MU slogans for the demise of the program! Demise of the program? If you've never won anything, how can their be a demise? I'm sure the fact that Mizzou has never won an...
by War Wagon
Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:51 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Question for War Wagon
Replies: 18
Views: 1787

Re: Question for War Wagon

Oh, and one more goddamn thing... If you CLAIM to be a die-hard Mizzou fan... What's with this "If you CLAIM", shit? I've been around long enough taking lumps for MY Tigers that anyone with half-a-brain knows that I live and die with Mizzou. I actually take an MU loss harder than a Chiefs ...
by War Wagon
Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:35 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Question for War Wagon
Replies: 18
Views: 1787

If Quin were going to be fired, it should have been after last seasons debacle when he actually had some veteran talent and expectations were high If Quin were going to fired, it should have been after the NCAA investigation. Since they didn't fire him then, it makes no sense to fire him now, except...
by War Wagon
Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:26 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: KU's annual bitch: Missouri
Replies: 77
Views: 4876

oh well...life goes on. Nice effort Mizzou. With some of your "fans", who needs enemies? Fuck you supposed "fans" who wish bad on the Tigers. You suck. Go fuck yourself wags, shouldn;t you be outside of Lawrence getting ready to swallow The Mighty Quins man juice??? Oh great, no...
by War Wagon
Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:23 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: KU's annual bitch: Missouri
Replies: 77
Views: 4876

joe6pac wrote:
KU by 25
E2D's
by War Wagon
Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:21 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: KU's annual bitch: Missouri
Replies: 77
Views: 4876

Re: KU's annual bitch: Missouri

DasChoads wrote:... losing huge to your biggest rival.
EAD
by War Wagon
Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:19 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: KU's annual bitch: Missouri
Replies: 77
Views: 4876

oh well...life goes on.

Nice effort Mizzou.

With some of your "fans", who needs enemies?

Fuck you supposed "fans" who wish bad on the Tigers.

You suck.