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- Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Time for a new rig.
- Replies: 284
- Views: 15362
Re: Time for a new rig.
The interior of a Honda Civic is far nicer than that of a lot of high-priced American cars. Fuck, I cant believe I stopped laughing long enough to respond to this useless tripe. Honda civics are the fucking epitome of cheap, horseshit vehicles. Honda basically churned thier own slightly better vers...
- Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:51 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
Re: I dont know whats funnier.......
The Raiders taking McFadden of course makes no sense at all with Jordan, Rhodes, Fargas (FA) and Michael Bush (who really could be the next Bettis if he recovered from the leg) all on the roster. Jordan's gone and Fargas might be if he commands too much $$ I cant believe anyone would be stupid enou...
- Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:03 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Philip Rivers- STEEL nads
- Replies: 66
- Views: 1496
Re: Philip Rivers- STEEL nads
Mother. Fuck.
Dins has more scoreboard in this fucking thread than Heath Ledgers emptied pill bottle.
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:38 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
Re: I dont know whats funnier.......
??? You must have followed a much different college season from me. There's 2-3 legitimate NFL caliber bruisers, and a whole boatload of guys who are going to return kicks for the duration of their 4 year career. Some of that "Boatload" will be diamonds in the rough who could pan out well...
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:21 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Question for Cowboy fans
- Replies: 5
- Views: 266
Re: Question for Cowboy fans
What happened, Gramps-didnt plan the piggy bank offerings wisely when you were in your 30's and the Packers were winning thier first title? The funniest thing about this thread (besides the flies buzzing out of your coinpurse when your cheapass cracks it open) is that i'm very friendly with the wife...
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Time for a new rig.
- Replies: 284
- Views: 15362
Re: Time for a new rig.
Fucking RACK a thread full of you old dumbfucks pointlessly arguing.......again.
Riveting shit here. Really.
Update the will and slam the toetag on this fucking place.
Riveting shit here. Really.
Update the will and slam the toetag on this fucking place.
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:08 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
Re: I dont know whats funnier.......
Pretty much every scouting report to date has the top 5 as Dorsey McFadden J Long C Long Ryan No, they dont. There are many mockups with Sedrick Ellis and/or Kenny Phillips ranked in the top 5 as well. The most pressing need for the Phins is QB-they are an absolute disaster in that position, and Le...
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Suzanne Pleshette DEAD
- Replies: 10
- Views: 380
Re: Suzanne Pleshette DEAD
The point of discussion here was your obvious proclivity for male companionship. You know, your preference for fit, slim males over fat womens. This is what the fucking board has been reduced to smackwise-a Frasier like retort spanning a full sentence and half to call someone a fag? Nice fucking wo...
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:08 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
Re: I dont know whats funnier.......
Why in the fuck would you have wanted him to start 6-8 games for us this season? Did you SEE the fucking injury reports from our starting QB's throughout the year? Starting him would've accomplished nothing in a season where Kiff was admittedly sifting through the garbage to see what was salvageable...
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:45 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
Re: I dont know whats funnier.......
He sat out all of rookie training camp ... and ended up getting not much out of it financially than if he had been where he NEEDED to be, in camp. That didn't signal brilliance. Our QBing blew coconut-sized mastadon nuts this year, and yet Russell couldn't get up to speed on the BIG-TIME DUMBED-DOW...
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:23 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
Re: I dont know whats funnier.......
NO WAY IN HELL Bill Parcells passes up on Glenn Dorsey with Miami's 1st pick in this draft. Hey dumbfuck-1 of 2 things is going to happen on Draft day in Fishland: Parcells will take either take Matt Ryan, who is the best QB prospect coming out, since Lemon sucks as well as Beck (the reports on Bec...
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:10 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
Re: I dont know whats funnier.......
Oakland's draft strategy depends on what happens with free agents J. Fargas, J. Porter and T. Kelly. No, it doesnt. Fargas is a nice backup, but, like you said, the zone blocking system proved that you can plug ANY RB into it and have them be succesfull. Jordan led the league in rush yards the firs...
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Suzanne Pleshette DEAD
- Replies: 10
- Views: 380
Re: Suzanne Pleshette DEAD
They're talking about hot women , Jimmy, you wouldn't be interested. When the subject is "hot women", Wisconsin dumbfuck will be be asked for thier input around the same time Nishlord is hit up about tooth care and floss selection. Fuck you and your frozen fucking Bisons you cunts attempt...
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Suzanne Pleshette DEAD
- Replies: 10
- Views: 380
Re: Suzanne Pleshette DEAD
Who?
Got. Damn. you shrivel skinned motherfuckers are old.
Whats next-you depends messing dust pissers going to start throwing down the hardcore old skool smack by calling each other "schmoes"?
Someone page Kevorkian to this board stat.
Got. Damn. you shrivel skinned motherfuckers are old.
Whats next-you depends messing dust pissers going to start throwing down the hardcore old skool smack by calling each other "schmoes"?
Someone page Kevorkian to this board stat.
- Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:36 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Smackdom Americana
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1865
Re: Smackdom Americana
Incredible Effort.
RACK the mother.fuck. out of you, Velo.
RACK the mother.fuck. out of you, Velo.
- Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Time for a new rig.
- Replies: 284
- Views: 15362
Re: Time for a new rig.
Cuda wrote: How 'bout them Chargers?
- Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Time for a new rig.
- Replies: 284
- Views: 15362
Re: Time for a new rig.
Jesus Christ.
This horrid shit thread is obvious proof that my absence from this place was time well spent.
Calling the lot of you tedious fucking douchedrips is an insult to the words themselves. This board should be lynched in a back alley.
This horrid shit thread is obvious proof that my absence from this place was time well spent.
Calling the lot of you tedious fucking douchedrips is an insult to the words themselves. This board should be lynched in a back alley.
- Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:27 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: "Dork Calling Orcinus..."
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1023
Re: "Dork Calling Orcinus..."
Damn, just throw the entire bag of board RACKS at Velo and call it a day. Archive. ...wow! it took a Charger loss in the playoffs and an epic retro-type tale from velo to raise Raydah James from the depths of depression. Rack velo and welcome back RayJay. I laughed. Not quite that drama filled Mike...
- Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:04 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: "Dork Calling Orcinus..."
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1023
Re: "Dork Calling Orcinus..."
Damn, just throw the entire bag of board RACKS at Velo and call it a day.
Archive.
Archive.
- Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:00 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
Re: I dont know whats funnier.......
Having a life.RevLimiter wrote:Where the FUCK have you been, Lames?
Crazy, I know, that i'd rather be traveling, partying, and enjoying life in general rather than pointlessly arguing with a bunch of creaky old ass dumbfucks on a BB.
I'll roll in every now and then, but as a whole-fuck this place.
- Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:44 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
Re: I dont know whats funnier.......
and Darren McFadden are going to be ushering in another era You'll be getting Howie's kid. Alcula out front should have told ya.......... I honestly wouldnt mind that scenario, although we have a bigger need for Jake Long rather than Chris. Free agent LT's are nil on the market, and Sims is a pile ...
Re: BWAH
My Classy was ALWAYS the first one to jump up off the bench and congratulate his teammates when they made a 3rd down stand, or scored on offense... He reinjured a falopian tube and vulva on the first play, dumbfuck. We know. I dont think any of us missed the Kotex truck backing up to the sideline t...
- Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:56 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I dont know whats funnier.......
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2071
I dont know whats funnier.......
Watching the QB that AJ Smith traded for Phyllis on the cusp of a title, or watching Farve's popgun arm nearly fall off trying to sling a 15 yard out of a shit throw only to have it picked. :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, and before San Diego Sparkle tard chimes in-riddle me this: Who was the last team to rep...
- Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:46 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Adrian Peterson
- Replies: 49
- Views: 893
So, this is the part where you desperately spin after getting busted in a lie? And yes, YOU might dismiss someone just on the basis of being a rookie. Those of us who A) follow the college game, and B) actually have a functioning eye for spotting superlative talent, wouldn't do anything so foolish ...
- Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:06 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chiefs over duhs again ... hohum
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4485
It's a matter of time 'til Russell gets under center. Who knows how far along he is. Missing training camp and all of the preseason games was, from an on-field point of view, a shit move by him. A few more losses and we'll get a look at JaMarcus. No, we wont. And we shouldnt. Our line is borderline...
- Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:00 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chiefs over duhs again ... hohum
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4485
- Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:17 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chiefs over duhs again ... hohum
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4485
Props on the win Chief fan. Madden needs to have a sitdown with Kiffin explaining that you gotta take the three on 4th and 1 in the red zone early in the game. Young and stupid. The last person who should be bashed is Kiffin-him and his staff have done an excellent job with the pile of trash that w...
- Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:13 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chiefs over duhs again ... hohum
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4485
- Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:50 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chiefs over duhs again ... hohum
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4485
- Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:01 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chiefs over duhs again ... hohum
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4485
- Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:25 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Raiders v. Chargettes
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1086
- Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:39 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: How many of you pussies..........
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1796
That covers a lot of ground. What do you mean? High school? College? Semi-pro? NFL? Pop Warner? Any capacity will do. I was a big kid growing up, so I mainly played guard/tackle in the Pop warner years-by the time I hit High School I was already 6 foot so WR was a natural progression and I occasion...
- Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:13 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Raiders v. Chargettes
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1086
On Fridays I see people wearing jerseys from many NFL teams around here. Majority are Chargers, but I've seen more Cinci, Philly, Atlanta, etc. you name it jerseys lately than I have Raiders. Last night on my way home I did see about 4 cop cars pulled over on the side of the road with one SUV decor...
- Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:44 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: How many of you pussies..........
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1796
How many of you pussies..........
have ever really played football? Alot of shit talking and "breakdowns" (some right- most wrong) go on in this forum, yet I cant imagine sniveling scrawny ass pussies like Th or fat, sloppy cunts like RuPaul Walker Lindh, Ctrl-CWifeyinPhilly, and Squeely actually knowing what a fucking foo...
- Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:43 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Official PATSeriks vs Cowboys thread. Bring it bitches!!!!
- Replies: 98
- Views: 2668
Says who? The next game they win honestly will be their first. How many games did the Chargers win last year with a needle in Merriman's arm? How many of his teamates did he stick the needle into? Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. Worry about your own team and their skeletons.... What needle? You don...
- Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:36 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Raiders v. Chargettes
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1086
Raider fan will be in full force. No they won't. 0 for the last 7 should have told you that. What fucking fairy tale world are you living in, you goddamn dumbfuck? Win or Lose, L.A. Raiderfan can always be counted on to come down here, overtake the stadium, and turn this fucking city upside down. E...
- Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:53 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Let No One Doubt the Genius of Norv Turner
- Replies: 33
- Views: 2066
Rizzo, will you be at the game getting drunk and getting in fights? Probably not. But I fucking will be........with only a mild buzz, that is. Best thing about the Raiders 9th home game of the year? The fact that its all the L.A. fans that roll to turn this city upside down..........its almost like...
- Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:33 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Let No One Doubt the Genius of Norv Turner
- Replies: 33
- Views: 2066
http://assets.espn.go.com/media/nfl/2001/1122/photo/s_rleaf_i.jpg Bro, thats just the tip of the iceberg-i've got several off the top of my head that have me laughing out loud right now.....David Boston, M. Wiley, Kurt Gouveia, Sean Salisbury, Eric Metcalf, Natrone Means 2nd tour, Curtis Conway, Je...
- Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:10 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Let No One Doubt the Genius of Norv Turner
- Replies: 33
- Views: 2066