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by Capt. Sig
Wed Jan 17, 2024 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2024
Replies: 43
Views: 210556

Re: Death Pool 2024

Mel Brooks, star, dementia, july
Lady Gaga, star, lupus, december
Lil Wayne, artist, brain seizure, June
Venus Williams, tennis star, heart attack, august
Selena Gomez, star, Lupus, September
by Capt. Sig
Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ahoy clones
Replies: 7
Views: 447

Re: Ahoy clones

I said "SMELLS LIKE TUNA" not that we catch them. Most people identify with tuna smell as fish. Stop being so oblique and one dimensional. When working in the northern oceans most perv fishermen bring blow up tuna dolls. I've seen some vicious fights over the love of a tuna doll. Tell me y...
by Capt. Sig
Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ahoy clones
Replies: 7
Views: 447

Ahoy clones

Ya know I hate the smell of fish and that horrible tuna slut smell in the head.

Goddamn how did I get into the business. I'd kill for a Big Mac or Whopper.

You do know that some of those sick bastard hands fuk the tuna.
by Capt. Sig
Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This may help my ratings
Replies: 14
Views: 1419

This may help my ratings

Alaskan crab boat captain's estranged daughter accused him of sexual abuse as a toddler.

Of course it's bullshit but I need the publicity. Y'all tune in now. I never touched that girl.
by Capt. Sig
Wed May 18, 2011 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: swamp people
Replies: 4
Views: 876

Re: swamp people

That show sucks.
by Capt. Sig
Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Annoying phrases
Replies: 59
Views: 3276

Re: Annoying phrases

I get damn tired of hearing "I'm cold!'
by Capt. Sig
Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Captain Phil....Dead
Replies: 27
Views: 1928

Re: Captain Phil....Dead

Phil was a pretty good guy, a little rough around the edges but straight.

Image

And fuck you, Capt. Sig is Not next.
by Capt. Sig
Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cheerleader gets put in her place
Replies: 40
Views: 2632

R-Jack wrote:They weren't supposed to charge so early, but the nogs leading the pack sniffed out white girl and went for it.
Good observation. That's why we don't allow them on the crew.

Imagine what they would do when the fish smell gets going.






The doc says I have fucking crabs
by Capt. Sig
Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 5.6 Quake hit the Bay Area
Replies: 50
Views: 2897

On the ocean, one does not feel an earthquake. But if near shore, a tsunami can be trouble.







The doc says I have fucking crabs.
by Capt. Sig
Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello, i'm new here
Replies: 47
Views: 3518

Katefish1060 wrote:
Capt. Sig wrote:
Katefish1060 wrote:Scandinavia



Would you consider having sex with me? On my boat.
Will there be any Minnesota Vikings on the trip?
If you will get on my boat, there's about anything you might want darling.

As long as, we get along, you know.
by Capt. Sig
Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello, i'm new here
Replies: 47
Views: 3518

Katefish1060 wrote:Scandinavia



Would you consider having sex with me? On my boat.
by Capt. Sig
Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coastal slobs are some lazy, selfish bastiches
Replies: 140
Views: 6430

Re: Coastal slobs are some lazy, selfish bastiches

Goober McTuber wrote: You ignorant, tedious cunt.
Wow man. That kind of talk even makes me blush a little.


Wow man.
by Capt. Sig
Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Describe a character from your workplace
Replies: 35
Views: 2641

We had a guy on the ship who talked that much. Finally we had a blanket party and after that he just did his job ok.

But pretty good story, if ya got some time on your hands.
by Capt. Sig
Wed May 16, 2007 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hell...let's just make it 5 bucks a gallon
Replies: 144
Views: 8275

The price of fuel is another thing that has fukked up the crab fishing.