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Cheerleader gets put in her place

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They don't say where that was from, but I'm thinking it's got to be Alabammy or somewhere down south. All I know is if someone is stupid enough to get behind that sign not knowing when the players are going to come charging through, she'll can expect a visit from Chuck Darwin any day now. What a maroon.
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I think the TV station is in Oregon.
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Oh, so I was close then. Same continent, anyway...
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She tackled three players. I'd say the Defense could probably use her.

I like how they did the stop action slam at the end over and over. :)
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I was just in line at the bank, and this "story" was being blared to me. It was mentioned that earlier that week she was in a car wreck - car completely totaled.
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OCmike wrote:They don't say where that was from, but I'm thinking it's got to be Alabammy or somewhere down south.
MuchoBulls wrote:I think the TV station is in Oregon.

Definitely rules out Alabama or any other SEC schools.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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DEFINITELY not from the Big 10 or 12. That poor girl would have been doomed because of the BIG TIME POWER.
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PSUFAN wrote:DEFINITELY not from the Big 10 or 12. That poor girl would have been doomed because of the BIG TIME POWER.
No doubt she would have been an upgrade in their out of conference SOS.
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Ah, yes...the Shit On Sagarin
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Dog wrote:Cheerleader gets put in her place.
despite the accident, cheerleader is still a 10 point favorite over Dog.
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PSUFAN wrote:DEFINITELY not from the Big 10 or 12. That poor girl would have been doomed because of the BIG TIME POWER.
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OCmike wrote:They don't say where that was from, but I'm thinking it's got to be Alabammy or somewhere down south.

Auburn, WA.

Same concept.

MuchoBulls wrote:I think the TV station is in Oregon.

KOMO is the ABC affiliate in Seattle.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Y'all are soooo determined to label every dumbass move as being southern.
Not all of them. A fair number get pinned on Kansas City.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Most of the dumbasses down our way are the yankees who've realized how good we have it and moved down here.

Educate yourselves.

"Educate yourselves"?


See Sam, in there here non-Southern states, we have a system to educate ourselves. It's been in place for quite some time now.

Us Yankee folk refer to this system as "school." Readin', ritin', rithmatic... that place.

And way back when, when we were in school, they taught us about stuff that happened in the past. One of those lessons they taught us was about a great big group of people from the region known as the South decided that the United States was a bad place to live, and they and their cousins, with the aid of the Negroes could do better on their own.

This not only proved to be a dumb decision, but a fatally flawed one. Resulted in some remodeling of some major Southern cities, and a little redistribution of wealth.

Here's a partial list of people who were intelligent enough not to declare war on the US on US Soil:

- Any State North of the Mason-Dixon Line

- Puerto Rico


Yup, you read that correctly, but I'll repeat it, since Southerners, while apparently enthused about "educating themselves," might possibly be a little slow at it...

So, to reiterate...

Puerto Rico has BODE on the South. We won't even get into the BODE the Northern Folk have, since that would be long-winded, even by my lofty standards.

I'll just leave Northern BODE at this...


Atlanta.



Good god, you Southern fucks are pathetic -- Well golly gee, Cletus-Bob, we sure is smarter than them Damn Yankees. I mean, we kicked their ass in a war, and we play way better football than them thar' carpetbaggers!


Sam, please don't confuse "delusional" for "intelligent." I mean, it's all fun and games, and trust me -- us Union Army Wannabes get some pretty good humor out of watching you people constantly patting yourselves on the back for... something, but you people really do need to know when to put a lid on it. It's funny when you guys say something almost-clever, but when you start claiming Brains-BODE over what are clearly your superiors is kinda cute, much the same way as a 2-year-old "making doody" by himself for the first time, but please know when to quit.

Because frankly, due to your "intelligence," we actually rank you one rung below Puerto Rico... for reasons obvious and previously explained.

In short...


South... Don't make Us come down there... again.
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Sudden Sam wrote:It's true. It's terrible down here. Awful place.

So, please, you northerners, stop moving down here all the time!

:D
Don't worry. We'll keep sending those too old and feeble to survive our winters.
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BSmack wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:It's true. It's terrible down here. Awful place.

So, please, you northerners, stop moving down here all the time!

:D
Don't worry. We'll keep sending those too old and feeble to survive our winters.
And, hopefully, those incapable of competing in the employment market.
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Mikey wrote:And, hopefully, those incapable of competing in the employment market.
Yep, we weed those out as well. What remains are only the strongest and fittest.

Well, except for this woman.
Woman charged with DWI after repeated honking

(November 1, 2007) — A Wayne County woman early today was charged with drunk driving after repeatedly honking her car horn in trailer park in Ontario, Wayne County.

Rachel M. Weaver, 26, of Ontario, was charged with driving while intoxicated and aggravated driving with a blood-alcohol content of .08 percent or more, according to Wayne County Sheriff’s deputies. She was also ticketed for misusing her horn.

Weaver is accused of driving through Orchard Grove Trailer Park in Ontario while honking her car horn continuously, deputies said. The incident reportedly occurred just before 3 a.m.

Weaver took a breathalyzer test which showed that she was driving with a blood-alcohol content of .21 percent, which is more than twice the legal threshold for DWI the legal threshold is .08 percent, deputies said.

Weaver was arraigned in Ontario Town Court and remanded to the Wayne County Jail in lieu of $1,000 cash bail or $2,000 bond, deputies said.

http://www.rochesterdandc.com/apps/pbcs ... 1/71101009
Nothing says "Wayne County" more than driving drunk in a trailer park blasting your horn. For Dinsdale, substitute "Spuncouver" for "Wayne County" and you get the picture. For you Southerners, no explanation is necessary.
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War Wagon wrote:
Dog wrote:Cheerleader gets put in her place.
despite the accident, cheerleader is still a 10 point favorite over Dog.
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R-Jack wrote:They weren't supposed to charge so early, but the nogs leading the pack sniffed out white girl and went for it.
Good observation. That's why we don't allow them on the crew.

Imagine what they would do when the fish smell gets going.






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Have you ever even been down this way Dins?
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R-Jack wrote:They weren't supposed to charge so early, but the nogs leading the pack sniffed out white girl and went for it.
Does the horse you married know you are a racist?
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Kierland wrote:
R-Jack wrote:They weren't supposed to charge so early, but the nogs leading the pack sniffed out white girl and went for it.
Does the horse you married know you are a racist?
Does the boy you sleep with know that you are an idiot?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Does the boy you sleep with know that you are an idiot?
That's it shoot the messenger and not the racist. Nice going.
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Dinsdale wrote: South... Don't make Us come down there... again.
Bwa!

Rack the spirit and intent behind that post, but it's doubtful our Southern kin will ever again consider seceeding from the Union a wise choice.

I sorta' like having a nice round number of 50 States. Makes for an awesome quarter collection. Let's keep it this way.
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We've got 51 states, Wagon.

Guess you forgot Israel.
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Nope, that's a possesion. Sorta' like Taiwan and South Korea.

No room in the U.S. mint State quarters book for them.
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Kierland wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Does the boy you sleep with know that you are an idiot?
That's it shoot the messenger and not the racist. Nice going.
When the messenger is a droning fucktard chasing after obvious trolljobs, yeah, I’ll shoot the messenger. Now, die already.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:When the messenger is a droning fucktard chasing after obvious trolljobs, yeah, I’ll shoot the messenger. Now, die already.
The old 'he didn't mean it' defense? Outstanding.
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Have you nimrods seen this cheerleader? I'd put it in her place.
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Kierland wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:When the messenger is a droning fucktard chasing after obvious trolljobs, yeah, I’ll shoot the messenger. Now, die already.
The old 'he didn't mean it' defense? Outstanding.
No, the old Queerland is fucking waste of skin defense. Go fuck yourself.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote: No, the old Queerland is fucking waste of skin defense. Go fuck yourself.
That was 'kill the messenger.' You've regressed, if that is possible. Good show.
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Kierland wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: No, the old Queerland is fucking waste of skin defense. Go fuck yourself.
That was 'kill the messenger.'
That’s what I said, you fucking retard.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Because I pointed out that R-Jack is a racist. That's just great.
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No, because you're a droning, wet-brained fucktard.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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