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by Blitzkrieg
Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: St. Louis nogs rioting
Replies: 292
Views: 17231

Re: St. Louis nogs rioting

XATTgfiY9Io Who wants to bet that this story will change? You had two stupid pieces of shit walking in the middle of the fucking street with sagging pants and a shitty attitude. Cop says, "Hey, get out of the middle of the fucking street." Now normal people with room temperature and above...
by Blitzkrieg
Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I am the grandson of a Canadian hero
Replies: 47
Views: 2879

Re: I am the grandson of a Canadian hero

:jtr:
BSmack wrote:Canadian

WGAFFRAC?
by Blitzkrieg
Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Last meal before the electric chair?
Replies: 18
Views: 2430

Re: Last meal before the electric chair?

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RIP Mark Cuban?
by Blitzkrieg
Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northern New Mexico PET
Replies: 10
Views: 849

Re: Northern New Mexico PET

"Northern Mexico"? I thought this thread was going to be about Canada.
by Blitzkrieg
Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 'Spray...a quick question...
Replies: 11
Views: 799

Re: 'Spray...a quick question...

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by Blitzkrieg
Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Country music star Mindy McCready dead at 37
Replies: 8
Views: 1389

Country music star Mindy McCready dead at 37

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/17/showbiz/m ... ?hpt=hp_t1


WTF? This is what CNN rolls with as their headline?? I had never heard of this crazy cunt until now.
by Blitzkrieg
Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom
Replies: 20
Views: 2355

Re: Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Not sure if this thread is, actually, funny or I'm a racist.
by Blitzkrieg
Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!
Replies: 41
Views: 5940

Re: RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!

Perspective: Jessie deserves all the accolades, but he's just good at being fat and ugly. He's like the anti-model.
by Blitzkrieg
Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just in time for Black History Month
Replies: 30
Views: 2178

Re: Just in time for Black History Month

"Everybody has problems. They just come in different forms. If that problem for you becomes a containing fence, then you become a victim. Once you think you're a victim, you are one, and you're not going anywhere."

IMHO, this sums up the entire black experience in this country.
by Blitzkrieg
Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just in time for Black History Month
Replies: 30
Views: 2178

Re: Just in time for Black History Month

campinfool wrote:How the hell are they going to fight a fire. every Nog I know immediately throws a rack of pork ribs on when they see a fire going.

It sounds like they're too fucking dumb to pass the test that would give them command positions anyway. Black guys just aren't bred for leadership.
by Blitzkrieg
Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AC/DC - Memphis - PET
Replies: 15
Views: 2449

Re: AC/DC - Memphis - PET

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Sweet merciful Jesus!! $2 well drinks?!?!?! :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:
by Blitzkrieg
Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just in time for Black History Month
Replies: 30
Views: 2178

Re: Just in time for Black History Month

I think they're going to find it a LOT harder to whine and bitch now since there's one in the WH. Fuck that. From here on in it's going to be handout-mania. It's going to be like Trading Places where Eddie invites all of his friends from the ghetto over and they steal everything that isn't nailed d...
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just in time for Black History Month
Replies: 30
Views: 2178

Re: Just in time for Black History Month

“We don’t do as well on these multiple-choice tests,” said Capt. Otis Jordan The world needs ditch diggers, too. If a black person had that job we'd have to call it "soil removal engineer", because "ditch digger" reinforces a negative stereotype about the kind of job that it is....
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just in time for Black History Month
Replies: 30
Views: 2178

Just in time for Black History Month

7 black Houston firefighters sue, say city exam biased “We don’t do as well on these multiple-choice tests,” said Capt. Otis Jordan, president of the Houston Black Firefighters Association. Jordan and the HBFA are not part of the suit. “I compare fighting a fire, riding an apparatus, to playing foo...
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:54 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Stanley Cup Finals 2008
Replies: 34
Views: 3821

Re: Stanley Cup Finals 2008

My head feels like it was run over by Red Bird II.
by Blitzkrieg
Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:02 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: trade deadline thread
Replies: 21
Views: 2843

Re: trade deadline thread

Shoalzie wrote:Brad Stuart to Detroit for a 2nd and 4th round pick

Hell yeah. I love this trade. Stuart's a decent skater, can score, and plays with a little sandpaper. Best of all he's not another euro, of which the Wings are overstocked with.
by Blitzkrieg
Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:19 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: trade deadline thread
Replies: 21
Views: 2843

Re: trade deadline thread

Random rumor mill ruminations So Sundin will not waive his no-trade clause? Yawn. He's a fool. I suspect that there are teams(Detroit,Calgary) willing to sell their souls to get Sundin. Maybe it's a ploy to drive up his value. Speaking of NHL'ers past their prime, Rob Blake is is full-on trade bait....
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:51 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: RIP TOT?
Replies: 47
Views: 6391

Re: RIP TOT?

bump :lol:
by Blitzkrieg
Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Johnny Damon= total asshole
Replies: 5
Views: 1367

Johnny Damon= total asshole

Dude fucked himself and should just retire.


Fucking has been.



How're them apples Johnny?
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We're Saved!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 3708

Mister Bushice wrote:George Bush doesn't care about burnt people.

He would if Haliburton were in the firefighting business.
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We're Saved!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 3708

Re: We're Saved!!!

Air Force One just landed at Miramar!! All the state and local politicos are there to meet Bush. Thank gOd and GOD. Help is here. When do we get some FEMA trailers? Just can't wait for a handout can you freedom hater? You've got me all wrong. I'm looking for a hand job . Got any spare time? I'm not...
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We're Saved!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 3708

Re: We're Saved!!!

Mikey wrote:Air Force One just landed at Miramar!!

All the state and local politicos are there to meet Bush.

Thank gOd and GOD. Help is here.

When do we get some FEMA trailers?


Just can't wait for a handout can you freedom hater?
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 7
Views: 634

archive
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Will rich, white San Diegans defecate freely in Qualcomm...
Replies: 55
Views: 3843

Re: Will rich, white San Diegans defecate freely in Qualcomm

Martyred wrote:...Stadium, and generally prey upon each other in a societal breakdown kind of way?

One can only wonder.
Fuck you douchebag.


This thread is an abortion. Nice job T1B.
by Blitzkrieg
Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:25 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Rack the Quack Attack
Replies: 5
Views: 726

The Ducks just hammered home the final nail in the NHL's coffin. Aside from the fact that the Ducks actually are a good team, they're the Ducks. They play in Anaheim. Anaheim is as barren of a wasteland as the surface of the moon. In fact, I would say that the NHL would be better off if the gay-asse...
by Blitzkrieg
Wed May 23, 2007 3:34 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Conference Finals thread
Replies: 44
Views: 3549

Ducks penalty.
by Blitzkrieg
Wed May 23, 2007 3:34 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Conference Finals thread
Replies: 44
Views: 3549

4-3 Ducks.
by Blitzkrieg
Wed May 23, 2007 3:16 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Conference Finals thread
Replies: 44
Views: 3549

"I've fallen and I can't get up."?
by Blitzkrieg
Wed May 23, 2007 3:07 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Conference Finals thread
Replies: 44
Views: 3549

3-1....


AQ's not singing yet.
by Blitzkrieg
Wed May 23, 2007 2:45 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Conference Finals thread
Replies: 44
Views: 3549

A red X? :?
by Blitzkrieg
Thu May 17, 2007 7:40 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Conference Finals thread
Replies: 44
Views: 3549

Pronger is suspended for Game 4... http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=207911&hubname= I think they would've rather had Niedermayer take the fall but the tape doesn't lie. 3 things: 1) Why wasn't Neidermeyer(the one that sucks) supended too? 2) I love that Holmstrom is such a big target of the Duc...
by Blitzkrieg
Thu May 17, 2007 7:31 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Conference Finals thread
Replies: 44
Views: 3549

With the Eastern series, I don't know if it's a matter of the Senators being this good or are the Sabres overrated or have they ran into the wrong team in the wrong time? The Sens are the older, and more experienced playoff team. End of story. The Sabres will have their day in court, just not this ...
by Blitzkrieg
Sun May 13, 2007 6:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A tour of shutyomouth's crib.
Replies: 6
Views: 1349

I don't think that's really Spray's apartment.
by Blitzkrieg
Sun May 13, 2007 3:47 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Conference Finals thread
Replies: 44
Views: 3549

Ottawa just scored in OT. :shock:
by Blitzkrieg
Sun May 13, 2007 3:42 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Conference Finals thread
Replies: 44
Views: 3549

Before I say anything random.... http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/FORUMSUCKS/2007-04-26_202158.jpg So I'm a Wings homer, but I have to wonder. What were these idiots watching in the first round? The Wings were so-so against the Ducks in game 1 and came away with a win. Nothing against the Ducks ...
by Blitzkrieg
Fri May 04, 2007 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 10 most polluted U.S. cities
Replies: 54
Views: 3693

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I took this at the closest beach yesterday.


Yeah, I'll pass on swimming.
by Blitzkrieg
Fri May 04, 2007 5:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 4759

Who is Slim and what's a "puka"?
by Blitzkrieg
Thu May 03, 2007 7:19 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Random thoughts on the second round
Replies: 27
Views: 1568

Random thoughts on the second round

Okay, so I gave the Rangers almost no chance to beat the Sabres. Neither did, almost, anyone else. I still can't see them beating the Sabres, but I admire their tenacity. What did Jules say '...personality goes a long way.'? Well, the Rangers are one charming motherfukken pig right now. I'm sorta pu...
by Blitzkrieg
Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:28 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Random thoughts on the first round
Replies: 37
Views: 3421

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"Experts"?


Not one of the ESPN "experts" took the Wings.



Wings in 5.