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by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:17 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: SEC ballsucking homers
Replies: 11
Views: 579

Re: SEC ballsucking homers

MuchoBulls wrote:Maybe they voted before the game was played.
Maybe THEY get it!

And the rest of YOU don't!
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:34 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Tenn MAJORLY outcoached
Replies: 13
Views: 658

Re: Tenn MAJORLY outcoached

Sudden Sam wrote:It's pretty damn rare that I want to see Tennessee win, but DAMN!!!
Of course we wanted them to win.

You and me's like two peas in a pod, yo.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:26 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Okay...It's Early, But Who's Your Top 5?
Replies: 43
Views: 1480

Re: Okay...It's Early, But Who's Your Top 5?

buckeye_in_sc wrote:1) Vandy
2) South Carolina
3) Ole Miss
4) Arkansas
5) tie UGA, Tenn, UF, Auburn, Miss St, LSU
Fukken idiot. Vandy is at best #3.

Rest of the list looks about right though.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Would You Help Megan Out?
Replies: 16
Views: 1246

Re: How Would You Help Megan Out?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Namibia Polytechnic.
~ring ring~

Sin,

SEC ADs
Fuckin'-A man. We'll play anyone, anywhere, anytime.

As long as it is at home.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever lost...
Replies: 14
Views: 1671

Re: Have you ever lost...

I could care less about area codes.

I'm scared to death of other zip codes.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: why do the Patriots have the easiest schedule in 2008?
Replies: 29
Views: 2587

Re: why do the Patriots have the easiest schedule in 2008?

smackaholic wrote:What I really want to know is how do those patsies faggits avoid playing SEC games every fukking year. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya.
The NFL requested it be a home and home.

We told'em to fuck off.

by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:50 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: 2008 preseason rankings
Replies: 26
Views: 1706

Re: 2008 preseason rankings

Georgia Bulldogs, BITCHES UUUUUUGA! the sec is the ONLY fucking conference that matters. call me out on that, and your ass is fucking wasted. Ohoi St, USC, Oklahomo - ALL would be at the bottom of the SEC. Cuntbag, back the fuck off. Quit trying to cut in on my action or you'll be called Bodybag, b...
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:56 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Florida-Michigan
Replies: 34
Views: 2468

Re: Florida-Michigan

Sudden Sam wrote:I haven't seen anyone put that much pressure on Tebow. He was throwing with someone hanging on him all day.
I'd love to put some pressure on his colon.

WAR taking the Hershey Highway to Gainsville!
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:16 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Florida-Michigan
Replies: 34
Views: 2468

Re: Florida-Michigan

Urban had his players lay down so Carr could go out a winner.

Rack Meyer, the class act.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Read 'em and weep, bitches
Replies: 68
Views: 1588

Fuck the U&L.

Come on down to the S&E for some REAL beer!


Image
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:36 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: SecBSH coaching Kentucky?
Replies: 11
Views: 649

Urban Meyer could take this team into the Coliseum and put up half a hundred.

Image

Gates 52 - Dick Holsters 6
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:09 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: SEC vs. Big XII and Pac 10
Replies: 2
Views: 191

SEC vs. Big XII and Pac 10

USC vs. Florida Are you kidding me? It would be over by the coin flip. Florida 112 - USC 6. And that 6 was a gift TD where, of course, the PAT was blocked and run back for a 2pt. conversion. LSU vs. Oklahoma Haven't we seen this before? LSU 69 - OU 2 Georgia vs. Cal Flashy offense? Bwahaha. Longsho...
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:00 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Coaches poll
Replies: 12
Views: 333

Blueblood wrote:Cal-UT is just about the only battle between "equals."
35-18

Doesn't sound much like "equals" to me, pud.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:49 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Coaches poll
Replies: 12
Views: 333

Count'em. BODE, bitches. USA Today Poll 1. USC (45) 0-0 1,481 2. LSU (4) 0-0 1,372 3. Florida (9) 0-0 1,278 4. Texas 0-0 1,231 5. Michigan (2) 0-0 1,218 6. West Virginia 0-0 1,205 7. Wisconsin 0-0 1,114 8. Oklahoma 0-0 1,026 9. Virginia Tech 0-0 1,005 10. Ohio State 0-0 919 11. Louisville 0-0 836 1...
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:28 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: From the mouths of babes....
Replies: 12
Views: 363

buckeye_in_sc wrote:tOSU had speed? I call Bullshit!

Sin,

SEC Ballsucking Homer, Trix, and Sam :D
It was David vs. Goliath.

This time, Goliath won.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Fri May 11, 2007 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here's what we know so far:
Replies: 72
Views: 5016

Sudden Sam wrote:Or how the SEC is ... oh, never mind.
Way to hold your tongue old man.

I wouldn't want to have to administer a beatdown on you.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 8048

I could use a warm-up before Troy State and Florida International.

Except you need to come down South for me to kick your ass, Crew. 92,000+ will witness.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:20 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: USC is #1
Replies: 15
Views: 622

PSUFAN wrote:
WV and Louisville get high rankings because they play no one.
Come on, Bill...the Big East is tough, and they beat up on each other.

8)
Amen, brutha.

Amen.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:16 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: (! kinda)Favorite Teams in your neck of the woods? (! kinda)
Replies: 35
Views: 2410

Florida Gators Alabama Crimson Tide Arkansas Razorbacks Auburn Tigers Georgia Bulldogs Kentucky Wildcats LSU Tigers Mississippi Rebels Mississippi State Bulldogs South Carolina Gamecocks Tennessee Volunteers Vanderbilt Commodores
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Realistic Picks for SEC Teams W-L in 2008
Replies: 105
Views: 4332

Ken wrote:Of course, the biggest SEC homer on the interwebs, JSC,
Surely you jest.

If you can't step to me, don't step at all.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Realistic Picks for SEC Teams W-L in 2008
Replies: 105
Views: 4332

Every team goes 13-0.

Count on it.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: How sweet it is.....
Replies: 62
Views: 1816

Shine wrote:Green/Humphrey/Brewer outplayed the Buckeye backcourt, hence more fouls on the tO$U guards.
Bullshit. Every one of those were blatantly flagrant ticky-tack fouls.

Those OSU guards should have been T-ed up when they brushed up against the UF guards.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:06 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: The Conference Loyalty Question
Replies: 30
Views: 2673

Dumb fucking question.

What do you think?
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:04 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Delany sports inferiority complex
Replies: 11
Views: 365

Delady couldn't hold my jock for 5 seconds.

The SEC would plunderfuck the Bitch 10+1 101 times out of 100.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:49 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: For those who didn't see this
Replies: 18
Views: 426

Vince Young is overrated.

Chris Leak will own the NFL next year.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:36 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: rack the SEC
Replies: 5
Views: 517

Re: rack the SEC

Jsc810 wrote:rack the SEC
That's what I've been saying all along.

There is none better.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:34 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Guest Appearance
Replies: 68
Views: 1415

Re: Guest Appearance

T REX wrote:I am coming out of my self-imposed ban for some quicks thoughts before I return to the crypt.......
Rack you, brother.

Meetcha back on Urban's cock 'n balls.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Can't Believe I'm Giving Auburn Props...
Replies: 6
Views: 522

Sudden Sam wrote:Odd to me that so few SEC folks post in here. Hell, I barely do. Wonder why that is?
Fuck you and the tide you rolled in on.

I can carry the load here.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17074

Did someone say my name?

There IS no other conference.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:58 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Best week of the season, on paper?
Replies: 12
Views: 411

Best week on paper? Pick one. Saturday, September 2 TBA Western Kentucky at Georgia TBA Hawaii at Alabama 12:00 PM Vanderbilt at Michigan 4:30 PM Memphis at Mississippi 5:30 PM California at Tennessee 6:00 PM Southern Miss at Florida 7:45 PM Washington State at Auburn 8:00 PM Kentucky at Louisville...
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:20 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Just because I love beating a dead horse
Replies: 47
Views: 1209

T REX wrote:You say MOVE ON......please look at the author of said thread.

Also, thank you for agreeing with me that our schedule is such that it doesn't matter.

Thank you.
Keep up the good fight, brutha.

You are RUNNING these tards!
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:30 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: 2006 Outlook
Replies: 12
Views: 843

Believe the Heupel wrote:2007 is going to be a rough year for UW football in the nonconference. Both Ohio State and Oklahoma? Crazy.
What a piss poor OOC schedule

Not one SEC team in there. Pussies.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: What teams will be overrated next year?
Replies: 65
Views: 2168

Buffalo Bills Dallas Cowboys Miami Dolphins New York Giants New England Patriots Philadelphia Eagles New York Jets Washington Redskins Baltimore Ravens Chicago Bears Cincinnati Bengals Detroit Lions Cleveland Browns Green Bay Packers Pittsburgh Steelers Minnesota Vikings Houston Texans Atlanta Falco...
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:56 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Michigan/Nebraska - Get Yer Shots In
Replies: 57
Views: 2560

Why is it that UM and controversial officiating seem joined at the hip? Perhaps this game will help them understand that a team needs to be able to initiate a review. UM has had to burn 2 TOs in order to "suggest" a review. This is a flawed system, folks...and there are simple fixes. wow....
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:38 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The Pacific 10 Conference
Replies: 120
Views: 4574

USC couldn’t win more than 2 games in the SEC.

After Vandy and Kentucky (likely 1-1 but I’ll give you 2-0), SC would get plunger-raped so bad they’d be begging for the Seven strap-on dildo torture tool to finish them off.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:43 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ND 6-2 and ranked number 7??????
Replies: 32
Views: 1648

Glad to see a couple wins and ND idiots are back in full force. This should be good. Stay tuned. Stay tuned for what? I know they type of fan you are, T REX. Should ND win out, go to a BCS bowl game and beat the Big East winner, they're overrated because it was just the Big East winner. If they pla...
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:29 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ND 6-2 and ranked number 7??????
Replies: 32
Views: 1648

Nolesy wrote:If a team had to be matched against any team in the country who would you say has the best shot at winning? N.D or Florida. If you answer that question honestly that pits to rest this thread.
Florida.

Mods can lock this now.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:34 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Bwahahaa Tuberville Melts Again
Replies: 81
Views: 3208

There is all kinds of ownage on this thread. T REX is the Alpha and Spinach Genie is the Omega.

Rack the fucking SEC and all it's disciples.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:18 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Bwahahaa Tuberville Melts Again
Replies: 81
Views: 3208

Fuck yeah, T-squared. SEC getting no love. Someone has to stand up and show some balls.

The SEC, established in the Bible as the best conference in the land, will not be denied another year.
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Texas #1 in BCS.......WTF???
Replies: 206
Views: 7028

Where the hell is Vanderbilt on that list? 5 teams in the top 22. You can all blow me.

Pac 10, ACC, Big XII, Little 10 and Big East are all overrated.