Read 'em and weep, bitches

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:28 pm

http://www.beers-of-the-world.com/wba07/index.php

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

What the fuck have I been telling you tards?

Did you think I was making this shit up?

An international panel spent a long time doing blind tastes, and determining the best beers in each category (Hey, poser-rankings... notice how it's "blind" -- that kinda gives credibility, rather than that odd annual coincedence with advertising dollars and whatsuch).

And holy freaking U&L dominance, Batman!

Nope, they're not the best in the country... they're the best in the world. THAT'S what happens when the finest bunch of Americans in the country decide they are going to dominate the world in grubbin brew... give a U&Ler 20 years, and they'll take over the world.

I can save you some effort in reading the list -- it says

Deschutes
Deschutes
Deschutes
Full Sail
Deschutes
Deschutes

And so on.

Props to Timmay's buddies in shocking the world(no shock to U&Lers). It's just a pity the panel didn't get to taste old-school Mirror Pond and the others, before that production increase/quality decrease thing went down.

Sierra Nevada snuck their barleywine in there, too.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm

I just wanted to point out that the competition amongst Midwest microbrewers is so intense that they beat each other up in numerous Midwest regional contests, and don’t really need to travel halfway around the world for validation.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:47 pm

Yeah Goobs, the Midwest is the one region that should never have to make excuses.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:50 pm

WGARA

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:51 pm

#1 SOS according to Sagarin.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:53 pm

Fuck Sagarin -- the guys on ESPN43 drink it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:00 pm

Gawd damn......you are a fucking waste....you really are.....if there was ignore button on here you'd be on half of everybody's......

Dude, you must be a first rate loser in real life. No one is this fucking stupid.

How old are you?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:02 pm

So, is that a "no" on the Midwest's #1 SoS rating?

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:04 pm

RACK

and ARCHIVE!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:22 pm

Dinsdale wrote:So, is that a "no" on the Midwest's #1 SoS rating?

How old are you?

SEC Ballsucking Homer · Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:11 pm

Fuck the U&L.

Come on down to the S&E for some REAL beer!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:24 pm

Dinsdale wrote:http://www.beers-of-the-world.com/wba07/index.php

Nope, they're not the best in the country... they're the best in the world. THAT'S what happens when the finest bunch of Americans in the country decide they are going to dominate the world in grubbin brew... give a U&Ler 20 years, and they'll take over the world.

I can save you some effort in reading the list -- it says

Deschutes
Deschutes
Deschutes
Full Sail
Deschutes
Deschutes

And so on.

You conveniently skipped right over World's Best Lager Budweiser Budvar Dark, 4.7%

Anytime I see "Worlds Best" followed by the word "Budweiser", It's usually on the label of a Budweiser.

You have to seriously question any group that comes up with a budweiser product as being best in the world.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:35 pm

Please tell me you're not really this stupid, Bushie.

There's only one true Budweiser.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:38 pm

orcinus wrote:Please tell me you're not really this stupid, Bushie.

Why? Would you believe him if he did?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:39 pm

Point, Dins.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:44 pm

Oh, since you're a fucking idoit Buschice, I'll help you out --

"budweiser" is a style of brewing. It started a few hundred years ago in a town called... are you ready?

Budweis.

Matter of fact, Budweiser Budvar was the first company to sell a beer named Budweiser in the USA.

And I think they're pretty ticked off that someone attached their name to American Corporate Piss.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:57 pm

Now let's test my theory that no one on this board ever comes correct.

Admitting you fucked up and are an ubertard is akin to admitting you suck cock. Just doesn't happen round these parts...often.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:16 pm

orcinus wrote:Please tell me you're not really this stupid, Bushie.

There's only one true Budweiser.

Honestly? I never paid much attention to Euro brews or the history of them, and these days I'm into mostly Cali Micros, because that's what's available around here. There isn't a decent import beer place within driving distance, because most of the locals drink - you guessed it - budweiser, coors, miller, etc etc.

I see Budweiser, I turn and run.

I made the Anheuser connection but didn't bother to google or wiki anything.

But I won't spend 20 posts and three threads like cliffy dinsdale would trying to spin out of it. I just fucked it up is all.

Call me what you will, but get in line. Cliffy Spinsneyland has got a half a dozen posts lined up already, I'm sure.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:25 pm

good shit.

Anheuser-Busch Bud is fucking awful. What kind of beer drinker would swill that urine made with rice? Genetically-modified rice, at that? Fucking awful.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:27 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:trying to spin out of it.

You come in here with a host of excuses, and try to deflect attention from your fuckup by making multiple references to (your fantasy-based) "spinning."

Fucking priceless.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:31 pm

I'm guessing you won't find too many bottles of this Bud in Casa de Whitey.

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:38 pm

Obsidian Stout is Money. I used to drink that shit nightly in my early 20's. Put on a good 20 pounds from it that I just recently got rid off.

Mirror Pond, Blue Heron, Hammerhead, Terminator Stout...

...probably what I miss the most after moving out of state.

See You Next Wednesday · Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:47 pm

What's awesome about these awards is they never have anything to do with kickbacks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:53 pm

See You Next Wednesday wrote:What's awesome about these awards is they never have anything to do with kickbacks.

Hence the beauty of doing it blind.

But agreed, the kickbacks are horrible. That joke of a contest/festival they have in Colorado is probably the worst example of corporate whoring.

Funny how when you take the labels off, the U&L shit moves to the head of the line, and Coors Freaking Light and Beast Ice are nowhere to be found... except Colorado.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:58 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:trying to spin out of it.
You come in here with a host of excuses, and try to deflect attention from your fuckup by making multiple references to (your fantasy-based) "spinning."

Fucking priceless.

There's two. You've got four more in you, spinsy. don't let us down.

"Spinning" as you have classically shown us all several times, is not the art of saying "I did this because", but the art of saying " NO, I'm not wrong you are, and here are the insane reasons why"

You never admitted to the fuck ups you've done, you just try and deflect blame on everyone else being wrong. I merely accepted it as a fuck up, and said why. Reasons why are not deflections, although I have to admit that you trying to spin MY post into something it isn't is a creative derivative of your usual self spinning bullshit.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:13 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:There's two.

Yup.

Two attempts at trying to spin your fuckup into somehow reflecting poorly upon me.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:41 pm

I wouldn't award the U&L brews a damn thing until Kirk Herbstreit, CBS, and ESPNU have validated it. BECAUSE I SAID SO!!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:48 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:There's two.

Yup.

Two attempts at trying to spin your fuckup into somehow reflecting poorly upon me.

Not poorly. Predictable.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:50 pm

no Beast Light
No working man's brew would want to be on a beer snob's list !
I used to think wine snobs were boors/bores.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:07 pm

Since when have you been a working man?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:20 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I wouldn't award the U&L brews a damn thing until Kirk Herbstreit, CBS, and ESPNU have validated it. BECAUSE I SAID SO!!

Until there's a true playoff system it's all just on paper

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:47 pm

nothing beats a good PBR, NOTHING!!!!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:53 am

Wolfman wrote:no Beast Light
No working man's brew would want to be on a beer snob's list !

I'm not a beer snob, nor do I settle for the worst of the worst, such as your inexcusable beer of "choice."

How does not wanting to drink a can of 3.2% asspiss qualify you as some sort of snob? That does not compute.

That's like saying if I don't want to bang these beasts...

...that I have no interest in women. Don't you see your error in reasoning?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:04 am

Let's see how many more instances of Wolfman Logic can be created...

If you don't prefer banking at Check N' Go you're a financial snob.

If you don't dine from the McDonald's Dollar Menunaire you're a food snob.

If you don't live off Section 8 you're a societal snob.

If you don't get around by the city bus you're a transportation snob.

If you aren't down with White Chicks or Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants you're a film snob.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:05 am

If you don't like Mgo's posts you're a humor snob.

If you don't like MSU your a CFB snob.

Hey this is fun.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:30 am

If you don't toss her salad you're a sex snob...

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:46 am

Dude that's no salad that's a stockyard.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:04 pm

beer snob

In. I really do prefer good beer to GI Tract Fluid Lite. Is that so wrong?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:14 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:If you don't like Mgo's posts you're a humor snob.

If you don't like MSU your a CFB snob.

Hey this is fun.

Steve here must be a fan of the subsidized beverages. No surprises. Like Michigan's play-calling, the 3.2 quaffer fears change.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:21 pm

Some more genetically-modified rice beverage here, please.

T1B

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