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by DallasFanatic
Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:16 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Get your Fantasy Football Hats on - Yahoo accepting Apps
Replies: 31
Views: 1698

Cost?
by DallasFanatic
Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:01 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bling-bling, the new ring!
Replies: 9
Views: 955

I normally don't engage in FTFY post's, but for Th Patsie cocksucker, I'll make an exception. Too bad YOU don't wear one. Carry on. Who cares if he doesn't wear one? You don't catch a pass from Trint Green, carry the ball a la Priest Holmes, get burnt like Eric Torchfield and you still get to post ...
by DallasFanatic
Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:06 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: NFL PLUS
Replies: 16
Views: 1374

Tart, you are one funny man.

:lol:
by DallasFanatic
Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:58 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Foreskins continue to be a laughingstock......
Replies: 30
Views: 1695

G.O. wrote:some better (that's right- better) WR's to throw to
How the hell is he going to find them? Aren't they both 5'-6" or something?

:lol:

Playoffs Doug? Not a bad call. Now it will be nice to say the Boys punked a Superbowl contender three times this year.

:D
by DallasFanatic
Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:40 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Minicamp news
Replies: 2
Views: 706

There's been few peeps in Cowboys camp. The only real news thats been talked about is the speed of Ware and fellow rook Spears dropping 20 pounds after Parcells labeled him Chubby Checkers. The Boys have spent there camp focusing on their new defensive scheme which seems to be the 3-4. It's been a n...
by DallasFanatic
Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:55 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: US Open - Call it
Replies: 18
Views: 1641

Padraig Harrington with Jeff Maggret close behind
by DallasFanatic
Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:53 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: A question for all you golfers
Replies: 13
Views: 897

Right on fellas. Thanks for all the advice. I'll take it with me to the range this weekend and work on this poor excuse of a golf game. Hey Rush, when I launch my first 280 yard (straight) drive I'll send you a little gift.

Thanks again guys.
by DallasFanatic
Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:51 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: A question for all you golfers
Replies: 13
Views: 897

A question for all you golfers

I used to play golf fairly often about 10 years ago but then lost the game due to school, committments...blah blah blah. Over the past couple years I have played sporadically and I have one jacked up swing. Here are a few symptoms of said swing: Hip swaying and not turning Fucking flat swing Hitting...
by DallasFanatic
Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: icantstopfarting VS. Team GLADE (Wagon, et al)
Replies: 31
Views: 2258

No need to worry about Kaley Paul. He would never go homotroll on us. What you have is a genuine queer on your trail Be careful.

:lol:
by DallasFanatic
Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Overrated players?
Replies: 44
Views: 3882

Re: Overrated players?

Honorable mention: Bo Jackson, Kellen Winslow Sr, Troy Aikman. Thoughts? Troy Aikman? Why, because the number of his Superbowl wins triples your IQ? Sure you can go on and on about that offensive line, blah, blah, blah. The bottom line is Aikman was a leader on the field and demanded the best from ...
by DallasFanatic
Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:34 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: A real Ho-hummer...Onterrio Smith goes Todd M
Replies: 8
Views: 1161

Not a man you'd want on your team

While we are talking about DUI's I'd thought I'd drop this gem
by DallasFanatic
Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:33 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: A real Ho-hummer...Onterrio Smith goes Todd M
Replies: 8
Views: 1161

How the fuck is getting high, (breaking the law) any better, worse, or different from beating someone up or getting a dui? (also breaking the law) The difference is that you aren't endangering the public when you're sitting home smoking bowls. Cicero might be dumber than a box of rocks, but he is f...
by DallasFanatic
Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: police looking for skins sean taylor
Replies: 6
Views: 889

Looks like Gibbs really knows the NFL these days
Gibbs has repeatedly call the selection "one of the most researched things" ever, but Taylor has instead repeatedly tested Joe Gibbs' No. 1 rule for players: "Don't embarrass the Redskins."
Back to the drawing board eh?
by DallasFanatic
Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: police looking for skins sean taylor
Replies: 6
Views: 889

Re: police looking for skins sean taylor

Typical modern day NFL headcase :roll: :lol: This guy will spend 5 years tops in the league. And that will be with 3 NFL franchises. This episode will really show how Gibbs has adjusted to the game. I know he is boiling inside and if he had any say on this team, Taylors ass would be shipped out of ...
by DallasFanatic
Mon May 02, 2005 7:29 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Pick your drivers for Segment 2
Replies: 19
Views: 2167

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by DallasFanatic
Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:10 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Mulder v. Hudson
Replies: 24
Views: 1813

Being and A's fan I will be saddened to watch these two guys go at it. However it should make for one hell of a game.
by DallasFanatic
Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:39 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Da da DAT DA DAAA DAT DAAAAAAAAA . . . .
Replies: 3
Views: 625

What are you talking about?

Sincerely,

Stuck in a mother fucking all day meeting to discuss the design of a facility to treat Orange County's crap water!!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
by DallasFanatic
Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:28 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: List your upset specials here
Replies: 42
Views: 4118

I'm going with Niagara over OU. Choke on that Orc!!!! :lol: Or does he stick just to football??? Do I smell an avatar bet? You know Orc, I don't even know how to wytch up an AV. And quite honestly, with my move to SoCal next weekend my attendance here will be sparse at best. However, I am never one...
by DallasFanatic
Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:45 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: List your upset specials here
Replies: 42
Views: 4118

I'm going with Niagara over OU.

Choke on that Orc!!!!

:lol:

Or does he stick just to football???
by DallasFanatic
Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:09 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Wheel Wagon; Expect to see a LOT more of this:
Replies: 23
Views: 1579

Easy Wags. You have to be easy on the newbie here if you ever expect to get this forum some new visitors. And the day that Hendrick needs to "partner" with anybody is the day I stop watching this damn sport. Hendrick has shown it can be a force at any given track on a consistent basis. I l...
by DallasFanatic
Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:46 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 in race thread
Replies: 73
Views: 8998

Harsh wrote:Tony was skillfull enough to get around
Get around what?

Johnson 5th
Stewart 7th

I guess you meant to say JJ was skillful enough to block legally and help Hendrick, once again, win another restrictor plate race.

:lol:
by DallasFanatic
Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:30 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Rack Jeff Gordon
Replies: 21
Views: 2066

Just think, if they didn't put in their bogus restructuring points shuffle, with 10 races to go last year, Gordon wins Cup #5 !!!!! Wrong. Oh hell mutha fuckin no he wouldn't and here is why. JJ had a commanding lead a few races before the Chase and he did a little experimenting here and a little e...
by DallasFanatic
Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:39 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Harvick will eat a wall sooner or later
Replies: 9
Views: 1875

Harvick will eat a wall sooner or later

Watched the second duel and was surprised to see Harvick drive like the idiot he did. First start of the race he tries to bump JJ's rear fender to cause a flat and then halfway through the race he bump drafts JJ in the center of the turn, causing 6 or 7 really good cars to be sent to the junkyard. H...
by DallasFanatic
Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:01 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Your favorite to win the Championship this year.........
Replies: 13
Views: 2067

My heart says JJ, but my gut says its going to be some lucky bastard like Newman or McMurray.
by DallasFanatic
Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:59 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: T1B NASCAR pick 'em contest
Replies: 27
Views: 4736

Correction, that make you three quarters a fag already. Glad I could hep with your numbers and stuff. The funny thing is on race day you see Jimmie with his hot piece of ass and Jeff with one of his many hot pieces of ass, but you never see Jr with a hot piece of ass? Now why is it that Hendrick ra...
by DallasFanatic
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:16 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Your favorite to win the Championship this year.........
Replies: 13
Views: 2067

Easy Wags. Hate on the 24 all you want, but Johnson has been nothing but class since he entered into this series.

I'm guessing the above statement came out of frustration from seeing Jr struggle.

:lol:
by DallasFanatic
Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:24 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: are you secretly hoping clarett fails?
Replies: 98
Views: 12361

I don't wish injury upon anyone and I am also a huge proponent for defying authority. With that being said, I hope Clarett does well in his pursuit of a professional football career. I hope he also flips off OSU when they come running back asking for donations.
by DallasFanatic
Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:05 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Motor should not be used withe word "sports"
Replies: 21
Views: 3130

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Nope- the kid in the middle is WAY too skinny. :lol:
Paul, we are now seeing eye to eye. Thanks for making me douche my screen with Pepsi.
by DallasFanatic
Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:58 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: T1B NASCAR pick 'em contest
Replies: 27
Views: 4736

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by DallasFanatic
Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Who do you [b]think[/b] will win
Replies: 18
Views: 2328

Jesus Christ Paul. Does it really matter if it was today or yesterday? Yesterday you said you weren't picking the Steelers, and then today you say you are picking the Steelers. Make up your fucking mind fat ass, so I can lay some cash down. Thanks in advance. I promise you part of my winnings will b...
by DallasFanatic
Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Who do you [b]think[/b] will win
Replies: 18
Views: 2328

"There's just ONE little problem with that, DF." I didn't PICK the Steelers to win DF- I merely said that I WANTED them to win. Yes, there's a difference Junior. The Pittsburgh Steelers. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Kick your own ass much RuPaul Walker Lindh? I'm picking the Pats to win it all!!!!! :lol:
by DallasFanatic
Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:14 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: Anybody care enough to find a link.....
Replies: 1
Views: 785

Anybody care enough to find a link.....

To the Pistons/Magic game where a dog (for the blind) droppped a bomb on the court during halftime? That dog expressed the views of millions by telling the NBA the show they put on is the shits.

:lol:
by DallasFanatic
Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:05 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: I want to know who your driver(s) is(are)!
Replies: 26
Views: 3034

Just started watching it in 2002. I considered myself a rookie, so I went with a rookie, whose name also was the same as a very dominant Cowboy Coach.

I'm in with JJ baby and this will be his year hands down.