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by Cuda
Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Epcot Troll Job, btw
Replies: 8
Views: 715

Re: Epcot Troll Job, btw

Rack the summer intern... You really think they put media relations in the hands of a summer intern? Wake up. I only wonder if the graphics producer who made up the graphic and whoever the fuck typed the names into the teleprompter were laughing their asses off at the dumb cocksucker who read it on...
by Cuda
Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Epcot Troll Job, btw
Replies: 8
Views: 715

Re: Epcot Troll Job, btw

Bang Ding Ow, imo :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Cuda
Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Epcot Troll Job, btw
Replies: 8
Views: 715

Epcot Troll Job, btw

Asiana Flight crew Names Released

Fuck those dumb motherfuckers
by Cuda
Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's wrong with this picture?
Replies: 9
Views: 1556

Re: What's wrong with this picture?

Smackie Chan wrote:There's no pancake wytched to his head?
stole my nutrients
by Cuda
Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Asiana Airways plane crashes while landing at SFO
Replies: 70
Views: 5488

Re: Asiana Airways plane crashes while landing at SFO

maybe this is the real explanation

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by Cuda
Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Asiana Airways plane crashes while landing at SFO
Replies: 70
Views: 5488

Re: Asiana Airways plane crashes while landing at SFO

pilot now claims he saw a "brinding frash of right" in his eyes at 500ft even though there was no mention of it on the CVR. I guess the right-seater didn't see it either while he was fucking around with the autopilot & auto-throttles.
by Cuda
Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Asiana Airways plane crashes while landing at SFO
Replies: 70
Views: 5488

Re: Asiana Airways plane crashes while landing at SFO

Don't forget the Colgan Air crash in '09. aside from the size of the aircraft, the only meaningful difference was the altitude. The Colgan plane brought their power to idle to descend, and then forgot to add power when they leveled off to start the approach. Airspeed decayed and the wing stalled an...
by Cuda
Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: She can't read the letter she wrote...
Replies: 58
Views: 5817

Re: She can't read the letter she wrote...

You don't remember that pic? It was a bottle (I don't know if I've ever seen a 40 ounce malt liquor can) and it was in quite far. you brought up The Vent, and you miss a SC3 VALVENIS reset on whether 40's were available in cans? (naturally, AP would know this from his vast, personal experience as a...
by Cuda
Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Asiana Airways plane crashes while landing at SFO
Replies: 70
Views: 5488

Re: Asiana Airways plane crashes while landing at SFO

So one of the pilots called for more speed 7 seconds prior to impact. First problem with that is he should have said power instead of speed. You can drop the nose to increase speed. Stick shaker activates 6 seconds prior to impact, ie it was about to stall. 1.5 seconds prior to impact they call for...
by Cuda
Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: She can't read the letter she wrote...
Replies: 58
Views: 5817

Re: She can't read the letter she wrote...

Invictus wrote:Ah the gross out contests from The Vent Online. I still wish I had that picture of that black hoodrat with the dyed blonde pubes and the 40 ounce shoved in her hatchet wound.

Good times those were. I miss them and Jessica Fletcher's leathery nipples.
Can or Bottle?
by Cuda
Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: She can't read the letter she wrote...
Replies: 58
Views: 5817

Re: She can't read the letter she wrote...

vic will laugh at this


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by Cuda
Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: U.S "military support" for Syrian rebels
Replies: 15
Views: 1620

Re: U.S "military support" for Syrian rebels

Wolfman wrote:John McCain has been missing a couple batteries for a few years now..
If by "a few years", you mean 40, then yeah. He's Bob Dole without the hair-dye
by Cuda
Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Snowden We Are Joined
Replies: 31
Views: 950

Re: In Snowden We Are Joined

well, this snowden fellow is a high school & community college drop-out, which is why i'm rather surprised at the KC delegation's hostility toward him
by Cuda
Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Snowden We Are Joined
Replies: 31
Views: 950

Re: In Snowden We Are Joined

I thought the Nuremburg trials put an end to the " I vas chust following orders" defense when a government entity was breaking the law or violating peoples human rights.
by Cuda
Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Snowden We Are Joined
Replies: 31
Views: 950

Re: In Snowden We Are Joined

what, exactly, did either manning or snowden reveal that wasn't revealed on national TV by 60 Minutes at least 20 years ago?
by Cuda
Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: National Anthem
Replies: 16
Views: 1401

Re: National Anthem

am I the only one not surprised that scott is a vanity fair reader?
by Cuda
Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Euthanasia
Replies: 32
Views: 2823

Re: Euthanasia

i wish you'd euthanize your keyboard
by Cuda
Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody have
Replies: 1
Views: 164

Anybody have

Frank Lautenberg in the Death Pool?

He's now an ex-senator. They believe it occured today, but really, how the fuck could anybody possibly tell with him? Death could have happened anytime in the last 15 years as far as anyone can prove.
by Cuda
Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Best Written TV Series of All time....
Replies: 47
Views: 3160

Re: The Best Written TV Series of All time....

Mikey wrote:How come 60 Minutes isn't on the list?
maybe because it's sucked goat ass for the last 30 years
by Cuda
Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fags in Boy Scouts.
Replies: 156
Views: 7391

Re: Fags in Boy Scouts.

... self affirming bullshit. 90% of Psychiatrists (and 99% of Psychologists) need Psychiatric treatment themselves. Okay, so you have no link to verify your bullshit claim (that's a real shocker) and you were simply pulling numbers out of your ass whenever mvscal took a cigarette break and pulled h...
by Cuda
Thu May 30, 2013 6:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fags in Boy Scouts.
Replies: 156
Views: 7391

Re: Fags in Boy Scouts.

My link was from the American Psychiatric Association whose study results are ... self affirming bullshit. 90% of Psychiatrists (and 99% of Psychologists) need Psychiatric treatment themselves. Got a link to that, dumbfuck, or are you just pulling numbers out of your fat ass? If the shoe fits, ram ...
by Cuda
Thu May 30, 2013 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fags in Boy Scouts.
Replies: 156
Views: 7391

Re: Fags in Boy Scouts.

Mace wrote: My link was from the American Psychiatric Association whose study results are
... self affirming bullshit.

90% of Psychiatrists (and 99% of Psychologists) need Psychiatric treatment themselves.
by Cuda
Thu May 30, 2013 1:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
Replies: 41
Views: 3842

Re: Bob Dole on today's Republican party

Mace wrote:No one thinks that the economy is great but you have to be a fucking idiot to think that it's not improving.
It's "improving" the same way 49.9 degrees below freezing is an improvement over 50 degrees below freezing, you senile, old dong slurper
by Cuda
Wed May 29, 2013 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
Replies: 41
Views: 3842

Re: Bob Dole on today's Republican party

Lincoln and Ike, two of the best Presidents the Republican Party has ever produced... Both have undeservedly good reputations. One needlessly caused a civil war, and the other one started us off in Vietnam. Eisenhower only became a republican because the democRats already had several competing cand...
by Cuda
Wed May 29, 2013 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
Replies: 41
Views: 3842

Re: Bob Dole on today's Republican party

Mace wrote:
Thanks to Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan.
Ohhhh, so that's why you voted for Obluegums in two consecutive elections?
by Cuda
Tue May 28, 2013 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
Replies: 41
Views: 3842

Re: Bob Dole on today's Republican party

Jsc810 wrote: Image
Fuck. I should have taken him in the fucking death pool. He may only be worth a couple of points, but points is points.
by Cuda
Sat May 25, 2013 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Sound of Shlomo's Exploding Dome
Replies: 25
Views: 1055

Re: The Sound of Shlomo's Exploding Dome

why would anybody want to hunt Python? He's always been cool to everybody on these boards
by Cuda
Thu May 23, 2013 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: popular movies you've never seen...
Replies: 41
Views: 1011

Re: popular movies you've never seen...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Never seen a Fast And Furious movie.
Never saw a Bourne movie.
RACK!, Tovarich
by Cuda
Thu May 23, 2013 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ambulance Chasing Scumbag Quiz
Replies: 25
Views: 714

Re: Ambulance Chasing Scumbag Quiz

A can sue anybody any time for any fucking reason

...unless A is "non-hispanic white" and either B or C is a minority
by Cuda
Sat May 18, 2013 1:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment.
Replies: 119
Views: 3349

Re: Impeachment.

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by Cuda
Fri May 17, 2013 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment.
Replies: 119
Views: 3349

Re: Impeachment.

88 wrote:This thread could use some C4. Just sayin.
anything that makes it easier for you to blow it out your ass
by Cuda
Fri May 17, 2013 1:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Volunteered to mobilize today.
Replies: 69
Views: 2231

Re: Volunteered to mobilize today.

smackaholic wrote: Lets just hope 6 months from now I am not sitting in some shithole in east bumfukkistan wondering why the hell I gave up steady pussy for awhile.
The goats are very pretty and smell better than the women

or so i've beenm told
by Cuda
Fri May 17, 2013 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haters Gonna Tweet
Replies: 25
Views: 611

Re: Haters Gonna Tweet

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Cuda wrote: there's a big red spot up around Detroit, which can only be those racist jigaboos
There's no red spot in SE MI, you fucking idiot.
It's in Northern Michigan which isn't that far from Detroit.

-Lefty
Niggggers all look alike

-mvscal
by Cuda
Thu May 16, 2013 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's take a trip to the Archives.....
Replies: 3
Views: 313

Re: Let's take a trip to the Archives.....

are any of my old Dear Dottie posts in there? I'll take your answer off the air
by Cuda
Thu May 16, 2013 9:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haters Gonna Tweet
Replies: 25
Views: 611

Re: Haters Gonna Tweet

Python wrote:I also like the very precise descriptions and measurements they use on the map.

Some Hate
Most Hate

I'm convinced.
there's a big red spot up around Detroit, which can only be those racist jigaboos
by Cuda
Thu May 16, 2013 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment.
Replies: 119
Views: 3349

Re: Impeachment.

Crossroads GPS, which is a C-4 exempt organization...etc, etc, etc & so forth...in 2012, they spent approximately 70 million trying to get republicans elected to office..... so much for the "barred entirely from partisan campaigning" eh? Only C3's are barred from partisan campaining, ...
by Cuda
Thu May 16, 2013 5:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment.
Replies: 119
Views: 3349

Re: Impeachment.

Cuda wrote:
On the other hand, Mace is still a gibbering dumbfuck who thinks reading other gibbering dumbfucks at the daily kos and npr makes him objective
facepalm:
by Cuda
Thu May 16, 2013 2:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment.
Replies: 119
Views: 3349

Re: Impeachment.

No one is getting impeached over this IRS "scandal" because this stuff has been going on for years. The IRS was doing the same shit to liberal organizations during the Bush administration and now the roles have been reversed. Wrong. On the one hand, Mace is right- nobody is going to get i...