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by MickBastard
Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:46 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: 2008 Playoffs - Conference Semifinals
Replies: 20
Views: 4008

Re: 2008 Playoffs - Conference Semifinals

Re: Sean Avery's hospitalization for cardiac arrest (due to a ruptured spleen, I believe) shortly after losing to the Pens last night at MSG...

You do realize that Gary Roberts manage to slice his spleen in two from the press box with one sharp glance, right?
by MickBastard
Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Steelers-9ers game
Replies: 38
Views: 1438

That was a frustrating call and I think it was clearly an interception because the ball never hit the ground. Aside from that, the 'Niners were outmatched in every area, although they looked a lot stronger than our previous two matchups (though that's not saying much when we're talking Clevetown and...
by MickBastard
Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Top 5 and bottom 5
Replies: 149
Views: 5240

I enjoy seeing the Steelers all over the top 5 lists here. Every media outlet and loudmouthed asshole I've read or heard from prior to the regular season had us finishing 3rd in the AFC north (with Cincy first - I know it's early but thats not going to happen) and not even on the map as far as confe...
by MickBastard
Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: LZ reunion
Replies: 20
Views: 1616

I am envious of anyone who saw them back when that shit was fresh and amazingly new. Are any of you guys old enough to have seen em in 69 or 70 though? How they came up with such heavy riffs way back then is just beyond me. The chorus of "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" blows away 99% of good, h...
by MickBastard
Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would you buy a Hummer from Fergie?
Replies: 10
Views: 1288

When I would debate with some of my buddies about whether she was sexy or not, they were always strongly on the negative because of this "piss myself onstage" thing. I had never seen exactly what they were talking about, but there it is. What's the story with that? I'd still facefuck her, ...
by MickBastard
Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fouad Hussein-Al-Zarqawi: The Second Generation of Al Qaeda
Replies: 21
Views: 1237

Regarding civilian casualties, anyone ever notice the ridiculous efforts that the US military makes to avoid civilian deaths?? What the fuck is so hard to observe? We are fighting people who aim to kill civilians 24 hours a day, in our country and their own cities. Yet we still abide by the Democrat...
by MickBastard
Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Osama Invites you
Replies: 6
Views: 671

An invitation to embrace the Islamic gifts of honor killings, female genital mutilation, beheadings, suicide attacks, and general no-fun attitude in exchange for throwing off the horrifying shackles of free market prosperity, freedom of religion and speech, high standards of living, all the booze yo...
by MickBastard
Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew is BACK
Replies: 46
Views: 3014

I heard from PSUFAN that Douchebag is a real scrotumsucking joker, and now I see it firsthand. This is awesome!
by MickBastard
Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Somebody give me a reason NOT to vote for Fred Thompson
Replies: 81
Views: 3780

You call Chomsky a great American. That alone disqualifies you from the realm of sane political thought. Chomsky says that America is worse than Nazi Germany, we conduct genocides, and has fucking defended Pol Pot among others. I've actually used those specific examples (because they are the most di...
by MickBastard
Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Somebody give me a reason NOT to vote for Fred Thompson
Replies: 81
Views: 3780

Oh yea! You're a fan of Noam Chomsky too.
by MickBastard
Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Somebody give me a reason NOT to vote for Fred Thompson
Replies: 81
Views: 3780

But YOU, the man saying these things, are the same nutjob who thinks that Al-Qaeda isn't a threat to us cuz they're probably just regular dudes if we would only leave them alone, swarms of millions of illegals is no issue, and have no problem inflating the welfare/nanny state a hundred fold (at leas...
by MickBastard
Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Richard Jewell DEAD
Replies: 6
Views: 636

hahaha you sly sonofabitch...I'll see to it that Sean Lee sodomizes you all day long.


Beet//Arugala Napoleon's Delight.
by MickBastard
Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Richard Jewell DEAD
Replies: 6
Views: 636

LTS TRN2, you have an amazing talent to pop in with retarded comments at all times.

As far as Jewell, RIP, vigilant security guy with a brain on him enough to notice something wrong who ends up getting his life destroyed for speaking up for good. Sad shit.
by MickBastard
Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is an interesting weapon, too bad they won't use it....
Replies: 16
Views: 2247

What should concern us the most is Iran's intention of exerting control over the region...They have already been so thoroughly involved in supplying weapons to kill US troops, and now Ahmedinejad (I know I missed some h's in there somewhere) is mouthing off about filling the void that is soon to exi...
by MickBastard
Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A call for black vigilantism
Replies: 24
Views: 1844

I can easily see the urge to lynch neighborhood scumbags who terrorize their blocks. That would be satisfying. But as someone said up there, it starts at home. Both of my parents and their relatives and ancestors all grew up dirt poor in big cities, and none resorted to crime because they were taugh...
by MickBastard
Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is an interesting weapon, too bad they won't use it....
Replies: 16
Views: 2247

If we're the devils from hell, what was Sadam and his regime, and what are Al Qaeda and the many other groups of suicide bombers and murderous militias? You're spewing the same old bullshit cliches, some real Hollywood shit. You should know that we are the good guys, and none of those citizens would...
by MickBastard
Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Forty Years Ago...Liberty Was Attacked
Replies: 24
Views: 1499

Fair enough on the Liberty attack, I know less than you do on the topic. But Martyred, breaking bread with jihadists? You are lost in a fantasy world. Try putting that into practice unless you are of the same sect as the murderers you're face to face with. Pull your head out of your ass, that's a co...
by MickBastard
Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's Gonna Do Your Scut Work?
Replies: 32
Views: 1701

Because that's relevant.....? We're not illegally entering there country. Americans speak English. Bottom line, you seem to be far more on the side of illegals (who are criminals by our laws) than legal citizens. We can't extend the privileges that come with being a citizen to everybody in the world...
by MickBastard
Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's Gonna Do Your Scut Work?
Replies: 32
Views: 1701

Start looking at the North American continent as a single entity, and the borders as increasingly obsolete contrivances. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ THIS comment right here is the best possible example of ideologues spreading a mental plague that could destroy our country. America is AMERICA because it is NOT Mexico...
by MickBastard
Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: six years ago today, Bush knew
Replies: 15
Views: 1491

On that first document up top - The "Blind Sheikh", isn't he the guy eventually freed by that Dyke hogwoman, Lynn Stewart? You know, the "American" lawyer who acted as a go-between for him and the men he directed to rain fiery jihad on Jews in the Middle East? If this is the same...
by MickBastard
Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Forty Years Ago...Liberty Was Attacked
Replies: 24
Views: 1499

The massive coverup that every single member of Congress and the government participated in. Oh yea, even the liberal media was hushed up, those noble purveyors of truth. I've read about this incident before, but what is your point? A potential chance to demonize our country as usual? You're a card-...
by MickBastard
Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George W. Bush truly is a jackass
Replies: 164
Views: 8815

Sigh...The federal government should be serving us by protecting us as a country (hence national security, not rival state militias), which includes adequately securing our borders (which of course is not happening right now) and taking military action against our enemies when needed (including pre-...
by MickBastard
Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George W. Bush truly is a jackass
Replies: 164
Views: 8815

It seems that at least one of you guys are stuck on the idea that America is far down the list of a great country to live in if you need medical attention. Needless to say, the system here is not perfect, but I simplify this debate by asking how many people have we heard of fleeing the United States...
by MickBastard
Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George W. Bush truly is a jackass
Replies: 164
Views: 8815

Tell me this. If "socialized medicine" is destined to lead us to ruin, how do you explain every other industrialized nation IN THE WORLD? When are they going to collapse? A nation may eventually collapse when its citizens flee to countries that are free-market oriented. Humans will always...
by MickBastard
Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can California control Jack McClellan?
Replies: 16
Views: 2481

Are you being sarcastic about California handling it? The morally bankrupt land of Hollywood and publicly funded sex change operations is going to make a decisive move on this? Of course there are plenty of decent, sensible people in CA, but I could see the lawmakers in Pelosi-Land ruling that he ne...
by MickBastard
Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6530

LTS TRN 2 - In a late response to your calling me out on my comments on Chomsky, you asked me what viewpoints of his I have issues with I believe? Chomsky, just to scrape from the tip of the iceberg, has defended Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge, compared America to Nazi Germany (even said we are worse, ...
by MickBastard
Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6530

I'm way late in the thread here, haven't read it all, but to say Tillman (rest in peace) was an "intellectual" and then mention that he was contacting Noam Chomsky (a perverted, dangerously psychotic pseudo-intellectual) to speak out against the war is ridiculous. Chomsky's head is so far ...
by MickBastard
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Phillipine inmates doing Thriller
Replies: 8
Views: 1314

The prison performance of Thriller just blew my mind. Thats unbelievably hilarious, what the hell am I even supposed to think?? That cant be real.
by MickBastard
Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cop paydirt
Replies: 7
Views: 347

PSUFan - Any reflections on this incident, or are you just sharing a wild story from the mean streets of the North Side? I for one am perfectly satisfied with the guy being shot in the face by one of the cops. I may have given it to him before he charged me with his car. But no seriously, if you run...
by MickBastard
Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roswell deathbed confession
Replies: 21
Views: 2420

I'm amazed at everyone's short attention span! What happened to the scintillating alien debate??
by MickBastard
Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Irrelevant News Dept: LesbianGang Scare Slightly Exaggerated
Replies: 9
Views: 1243

^^^


That's some funny shit.
by MickBastard
Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What...the...FUCK
Replies: 25
Views: 867

I can testify to this vile human phenomenon. PSUFan hit the nail on the head with his description of these creatures. Mickbastard highly recommends them for beatdowns.
by MickBastard
Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:29 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: the Clash: great or overrated?
Replies: 30
Views: 3064

I consider the Clash great; I don't care about whether they're punk or not; that means shit to me. Politics and images aside, they have some great songs that will always be stuck in my head and kick ass.