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FIRE THE SPECIAL TEAMS COACH!!!

Carson

The feature on the Raptor Center and the Eagle Flight was epoch.

"One of the most spectacular moments in college football."

Damned straight!

Carson

I'm all for opening up the play book before going to see Monte Kiffin...he'll look even worse after we light up his D.

Carson

Somebody's gotta represent!

Two rain delays in two straight games. NCAA record?

Carson

AU too busy shooting itself in the foot to shoot Turd playahs.

Carson

No. 4: Tiger Stadium, LSU - Been there twice. Night games+spanish moss+mildewed concrete structure+boiling cauldrons of cajun food=creepiest road trips ever. No. 5: Bryant-Denny Stadium, Alabama - whatever. No. 8: Neyland Stadium, Tennessee - Been twice. Frat boy yelling "fuck Auburn" at e...

Carson

Screw_Michigan wrote:Even better.

jtr?

Carson

Wolfman wrote:I fully expect at least the rest of the week being full of people saying something along these lines:
"Ted Kennedy was the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Rackit.
The Manchurian Candidate was on TCM last Sunday.

Carson

Prolly a mudshark, being in West AL.

Carson

Nice smog.

Carson

The last fudgePAC 10 team Auburn played was Wazoo...I don't call that "owned".

Carson

Todd came from Taco Tech.

If Stoops was recruiting Burns to be a QB he is a stupid fool. Just watch the Auburn-Alabama game last year.

Tuberville recruited one decent QB at Auburn, Jason Campbell. The rest were basket cases or injury-prone.

Carson

Auburn's Damon Duval ran one for the first TD in Tuberville's first game against LSU and at Baton Rouge (99?). The game turned into an AU romp and Gerry Dinardo got run that year. Had you forgotten that one?

Carson

Must be a helluva buyout in that 1-AA game contract. I guess Jerkobs spent all the loose change on Tubby's buyout.

BTW: Tubby's lake mansion is for sale.

Carson

I would post pics of said bikini babes but mtranny would spam the board that much more.

SCS: Forgot you were here, too. I saw a van with OU window flags yesterday. Your wheels?

Carson

Sorry for the slow response...bikini babes on Spring Break have me distracted.

You were asking how's Destin?

Carson

Ahh, Highway 231. Lots of Spring Breakers and Snowbirds encountered I have.

Hey Sam: I moved to the Destin area so I travel Highway 331 now. Lots of bammers here too. When are you moving? Todd Strange will prolly hit the light switch on the way out in two years.

Carson

The only reason they play football at Cal is so the band can get a public audience. Now go back to your weed, you renn faire faggot. Spray - Tuberville got run because he didn't take advantage of the Bammer probation period. He had only recruited ONE good quarterback at AU. His loyalty to Hugh Nall ...

Carson

Hello everybody, it's been a while.

As an Aub, I'm good with Chizik. Texas recognized a good coach when they hired him away from Auburn. He was a good recruiter here and that's what Auburn needs right now.

I would have enjoyed Spurrier and Saban coaching in the AU/UAT game though...

Carson

I'll never forget Chris Fowler, right after the Tater Tot quit, proclaiming that he could have any coaching job he wanted.

That was ten years ago.

Props to UCLA... competing with SMU, Southern Miss and Baylor for a coaching candidate.

Carson

NEWS FLASH: Tuberville's new "handshake" contract bumps him up to 2.7 mill but he wants the 6 mill buyout clause removed.

He has an OOC road trip next year at WV; first since Georgia Tech in 2003. Hope he earns his raise that day.

Carson

This suxx for Auburn. Bammer beating AU will justify Saban's paycheck AND keep Tubby at the Plains with his consistant "runner-up in the SEC West" status. If AU beats the Crimson Turd, it's just Saban trying to make chicken salad out of Mike Shula's chicken squat. LOSE-LOSE scenario for Au...

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Mr T wrote:Not only that but David Housel is fucking retarded.

Similar to Bama, trying to run the football program like a NFL team.

Umm, Housel retired years ago.

BTW Tubby just moved into a niiiice crib and he wants his kids to stay in the Auburn school system.

Carson

South Florida needs a running back.

The run beat the pass yet again.

Carson

Dinsdale wrote:I was sure impressed with the year Quentin Groves was having, but I believe he's done (?SEC Honk, help me out?).

He dislocated the toes on his left foot but should return for LSU.

He's the next Dwight Freeney, don't you think?

Carson

Michiganfan griping about poll positions...LOL.

Maybe if the Big Fem would nut up and start a championship game, they wouldn't be so dependent on the votes of sports writers, who selectively rank teams in order to hype big matchups for the next two weeks.

Carson

I feel better.

Carson

T REX wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:In the coach poll, auburn got more votes than USF. What a load of shit.
Saw that....ridiculous.

That just shows that Auburn can manipulate the pollsters at will!!!

Sin,
Satire

Carson

Sudden Sam wrote:Auburn's 5-0 against bammer is really impressive.

We have dedicated ourselves to maintaining our domination of Trial Lawyer U.

What's Bama's current record against ANY road trips?

Carson

Jsc810 wrote:

The scary thing is this pic is NOT from a wide-angle lense.

Carson

Ask a rabbi just how amazing an entity a pig is.

...or are you an Anti-Semite?

Carson

Feral hogs are the South's version of city rats: overpopulated, dirty and eating up the food supply.

They attack on sight, also. Especially ponytailed hippies out in their herb gardens.

Carson

Hooters is not the only restaurant to be fooled by the traffic surveys here. At least they are moving into an old building instead of getting reamed by the city on a new one. TGIFridays built new and only lasted a year before closing up.

I predict a shooting at Hooters-Gump within 30 days.

Carson

...and this guy was a division 1 football coach... Key word in that statement. Yet, Terry Tot was known for his expertise at recruiting: Step 1 - Get on TV every chance you get and talk about how great your Daddy is. Step 2 - Wait until your Daddy has all the recruits he wants or needs. Step 3 - Ru...

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WW: The lane oil was probably out of spec because a drunken mechanic screwed up the applicator machine.

Sucks to be you, but congrats anyway.

Carson

What's shocking is that THREE of SCIII's more influential posters (They were some of my favs) weren't on the list and ....... they only had ONE NIC. But because it had Troll in them. MCET Col Kurtz Troll SirTrollAlot Three different people, each with one nic, but because it had troll in it. No love...

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Atomic Punk wrote:MCET stopped posting as soon as Shrubber told people what MCET's real name was. He is missed... MCET that is.

Gee, thanks Rog. Asshole.

MCET's greatest work was when he wiped his ass with that flying monkey thing. Gargoyle perhaps?

Carson

You hear correctly.

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Ask him if he played for Shug Jordan or Doug Barfield.

Carson

Blake Field is so bad that Tubs played a gimpy Cox for half the season.

The next Auburn QB will be Kodi Burns or Neal Caudle.

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