Wolfman, I've got an idea.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Yea I rip through words like a Tyranasuarus
Cuz when my forklift's down I just read a Thesaurus

(boom, boom, de boom)

[War Wagon]

...and one of them buys a Toyota.

I will never quit hammering you for that decision.

Never, until you trade up or drive that fucker into the Missouri river.

Even the illegals at my workplace drive Chevy's and GMC's.

Enjoy that rice burner while you stand in line for an unemployment check, backbiting dumbshit.

[Rack Fu]

...and one of them buys a Toyota.

I will never quit hammering you for that decision.

Never, until you trade up or drive that fucker into the Missouri river.

Even the illegals at my workplace drive Chevy's and GMC's.

Enjoy that rice burner while you stand in line for an unemployment check, backbiting dumbshit.

You're a real dumbfuck.

[Diego in Seattle]

...and one of them buys a Toyota.

I will never quit hammering you for that decision.

Never, until you trade up or drive that fucker into the Missouri river.

Even the illegals at my workplace drive Chevy's and GMC's.

Enjoy that rice burner while you stand in line for an unemployment check, backbiting dumbshit.

Do you have any clue as to where his wheels were built, dumbfuck?

[PSUFAN]

Wags, do you have any clue how much rice is in that Piss Lite you crush?

[Smackie Chan]

The denail when called out for it is even funnier.

Hadn't seen this one called out yet, and figured I needed to contribute.

Wouldn't a claw hammer do the trick? Didn't think a forklift was necessary. I mean, we're not talkin' square-headed deck screws here.

[Smackie Chan]

Scott, "emminence" is a word

Spelled that way it isn't.

[PSUFAN]

Careful, or Scott will run you down with his Denali.

[PSUFAN]

Actually maybe I should send the $15 to Wags, so he can drive to the city on his riceburner and get him a six of genuine Beer.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Scott, "emminence" is a word

Spelled that way it isn't.

Well, he is Illiteracy Wagon. And the biggest eminence fronter on the board.

[War Wagon]

And the biggest eminence fronter on the board.

How's that?

I come in here and keep it real, speak my mind, and don't pull any punches. I call a spade a spade, don't pile-on just for the sake of piling on, and don't hang with any cliques.

The lot of you pussies can go fuck yourselves.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

And the biggest eminence fronter on the board.

How's that?

I come in here and keep it real, speak my mind, and don't pull any punches. I call a spade a spade, don't pile-on just for the sake of piling on, and don't hang with any cliques.

The lot of you pussies can go fuck yourselves.

You're okay, Wags.

The reason most folks here pile on you has to do with the hierarchical nature of class identity in the West and particularly, America.

They can't stand to see someone, someone with a blue collar background and a little dirt under the fingernails achieve any upward movement in life. Those below you see you as a class traitor and those above you see you as an unworthy unwashed, usurping their rarefied air.

It's a vicious capitalist shell game, where the proletariat is encouraged to tear each other to pieces, lest any lucre be meted away from the bosses.

[War Wagon]

You're okay, Wags.

sniff.... thanks Marty.

Ordinary Average Guy

[KC Scott]

You're okay, Wags.

sniff.... thanks Marty.

Ordinary Average Guy

Wags - totally clueless as ever - you've just willing prostrated yourself to socialism

Go get him the funny hat now, comrade Marty

[War Wagon]

Any port in a storm.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Wags - totally clueless as ever - you've just willing prostrated yourself to socialism

Go get him the funny hat now, comrade Marty

Personal Information Whore says what?

Maybe War Wagon knows a little bit about your country's labour history and the real battles fought by workers to secure a decent wage.

You rag on him 'cause he doesn't measure up to your bootlicking, toadying stature.

Run along now and go look for an IP address or something to justify your lonely, empty existence.

[KC Scott]

Damn Marty and I thought we were all Canuck Buds and Shit.

Wags enjoys the attention - and if I ever really figure out how to use something other than auto sum on Excel, I'll guarantee it won't be wasted on keeping track on you and blondiebabe in park..... errr....

[orcinus]

This thread delivers ....

[KC Scott]

This thread delivers ....

Fuckin A

[War Wagon]

Wags enjoys the attention...

Of course, who doesn't?

We all crave attention, except for that orcinus feller.

Just sent her back to school today after Christmas break. It's been a long 3 weeks while she took the house back over.

Keep an eye out.

[PSUFAN]

Jeez - I can only ASSume that Wolfman really doesn't want to be repaid. I'm beginning to understand why B_Deposited has had trouble making good on it.

[The Deciders]

We were informed of this situation and flew back immediately following our very expensive Haitian cruise. This matter needs resolution and its needed NOW. Wolfman -- here's the fucking deal. We're going to wire you 15 bucks via the board software's new "Paypal" type transaction feature which will soon be installed. Just keep in mind there's a $17.50 one time activation fee to use this service. So in the end you'll actually owe us $2.50, but the BOTTOM LINE is this debt will be considered PAID and FORGOTTEN and we can all go back to our regularly scheduled lives; and The Deciders can head to Aspen for our much needed two week getaway.

[Goober McTuber]

Wags enjoys the attention...

Of course, who doesn't?

We all crave attention, except for that orcinus feller.

Just sent her back to school today after Christmas break. It's been a long 3 weeks while she took the house back over.

Keep an eye out.

Your daughter runs the orcinus troll? I need a new spreadsheet.

[PSUFAN]

The Deciders work hard, so they play hard. I'm seeing the sense in this.

[Mister Bushice]

And the biggest eminence fronter on the board.

How's that?

I come in here and keep it real, speak my mind, and don't pull any punches. I call a spade a spade, don't pile-on just for the sake of piling on, and don't hang with any cliques.

The lot of you pussies can go fuck yourselves.

You're okay, Wags.

The reason most folks here pile on you has to do with the hierarchical nature of class identity in the West and particularly, America.

IOW whitey, you're a low grade moron having trouble keeping pace.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Scott, "emminence" is a word

Spelled that way it isn't.

Well, he is Illiteracy Wagon. And the biggest eminence fronter on the board.

We resent that.

Sin,

[Jay in Phoenix]

How's that?

I come in here and keep it real, speak my mind, and don't pull any punches. I call a spade a spade, don't pile-on just for the sake of piling on, and don't hang with any cliques.

The lot of you pussies can go fuck yourselves.

Still going with the gay blasts Whitey? Hung up on something? Trying to come to terms with some closeted secret? Anyway.....

Wags, if you continue to babble about being so "intellectually or literally superior" to everyone, which you have done ad nauseum, you're going to take some shots. If you can't handle a little smack, it might be best to move on to another forum. And you not getting Martard's sarcasm just cements this.
And cliques? Are you serious? What cliques?

Dude, a joke is just a joke.

Lighten up and quit taking your pale, ribbon-thin self so seriously.