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by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

Encore, Encore!! http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40939000/jpg/_40939508_danny203.jpg "I wish I had more hands... so I could give your titties TWO THUMBS DOWN!" :lol: I'll be sure to add Amputee Olympic champion to your list of accomplishments. Next I expect you to tell us how you in...
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your 5 favorite reads on the board
Replies: 91
Views: 5207

I remember liking
Broken Staple
Caddie
DJ Vertigo
Dr Bob
Ciras Demigod
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

Rootbeer is 'dead'. Let the troll rest in peace. You speak of rootbeer as though he were an object to be bought, sold, and manipulated. He is not. Rootbeer is an ideal... an emotion... a passion... a state of being. Rootbeer serves to entertain himself. The entertainment of others is secondary. The...
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

Risa wrote: And that's not Rooty.
I should have know we couldn't fool her. Pack it up, boys. Show's over before it started.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

Awe crap. I took too long crafting the balloon-clown plan and Annie the Bystander slipped in here to defend an anonymous person's honor on the fuggin' internet. Somebody off that shit troll.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

if you gave the clown one too many ballons, the plane would end up doing slow rolls and possibly dump radioactive material out of its tower along the way... I am thinking another solution is needed... The way I see it we can either prevent the slow rolls or manage the nuclear fallout. Preventing th...
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An Inconvenient Truth
Replies: 75
Views: 3817

Sidenote:
There's a company packaging and selling the ash as an oil and liquid absorbent. Rather than using cat litter to clean up after your oil change you can throw down some ash. It's expensive stuff but it works really well.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

What's up cheese face? :) And who in the heck is this cheese ball? You must have one important job, Jerkovich. Some vital link in the war on terror? Millions of coastal Americans are counting on you! Quality control manager at the condom factory? Dozens of Atomic Punk sperms are counting on you! Wh...
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

You know, I don't think it does. Nor does it provide ballast equalization for a clown on one wing. Now that I think about it there's no way that sumbich is gonna fly. Mike's not that good at math. Meth, yes. Math, no.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does Imanji Bin Risa post here?
Replies: 23
Views: 2135

Yeah but you gotta at least give these molesters credit for chasing girls, right? At least they're not deviant psychos AND gay cuz let's face it, even the Jew's God hates fags.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

nuclear-powered airplane pilot (the first one ever) Someone drop me a PM and catch me up on this gem. Wouldn't the cooling tower make the plane hard to fly? It's all about speed and power, Artist. With enough of both, Mike can do anything. In this instance the equation requires 88mph and 1.21 gigiw...
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

Give Mikey a break, Whistler. He's still trying to work up a post where he calls me a shit troll 18 times. you fucking know-it-all, blowhard moron. (Should I seperate the blow from hard?) Guy Fawkes Lesson Manual Chaper 7: If you're going to homosmack, do it well. That post is so covertly homoerotic...
by Rootbeer
Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6311

Reason #247 I left these boards 2 years ago: AP self-glossing himself into a froth. Mike - I think that's zzpunk's name - has been everywhere, met everyone, and done everything there is to do in professional, recreational, personal, and anecdotal life. I swear he's claimed to be a tennis pro, submar...