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One look at how many people are voting for a fucker who's middle name is "Hussein" tells me how many fucking stupid assholes live in this country. Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating. So, let me see if I understand you, because a man happens to have a middle name that isn't Jefferson, Her...

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Bizzarofelice wrote:velo = awesome

now who is this cinderfella?

Dana Dane.

Rack velocet as usualm.

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PSUFAN wrote:Ash?

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Good. RACK! that jigaboo for getting over Always bet on blue gums black. Fixed. Wesley Snipes is so black if he rode on the back of a motorcycle, they would give the driver a ticket for tinted windows. He is so black that if you did a drive by and shot him, the bullet would come back and ask for di...

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What's good Back Row, Middle?

You ever go to a website called soul sides? Bookmark is on my work puter. 'S nails.

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Rack mvspic. This nation is as ready for a black president as it is for a woman. Give Obama maybe, maybe 4 more years, some skin lightening cream, lip reduction and enrollment in this program: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/exnegro/ex-NegroAdFINAL.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);retu...

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Rack Mo.

Will my momma have to come and claim me from a marble slab
I say yes, yes, yes!

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Obama :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Well who's your pick to win it all? Monty Brewster of course. Rack mvspic. This nation is as ready for a black president as it is for a woman. Give Obama maybe, maybe 4 more years, some skin lightening cream, lip reduction and enrollment in this program: http://w...

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Sincerely,

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Dinsdale wrote: What if I instead choose to sing "Well I crossed my old man back in Or-EEEEEEEE-Gone*, don't take me alive"?

On her lips was a small turd
I kissed her without saying a word
Well I cornholed this skank back in Oregon
On my face ecoli's alive

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Goobs, couldn't you see Pickle in the Cardinal for Fetish Night? He would look quite pretty with nipple clamps, a thong, chaps, an extra small cock ring and a ball gag. There would be a 300 pound black diesel dyke just released from Taycheedah holding a leash that Stanley would be attached to.

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Plz learn how to use the quote function properly. Thx. Seriously, I want to have a drink with you. There is an area on the Near North Side of Chicago, off Halsted I think you will find the establishments right up your alley... What do you say? I have a better idea. I know a little bar in Madison we...

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Plz learn how to use the quote function properly. Thx.

Seriously, I want to have a drink with you. There is an area on the Near North Side of Chicago, off Halsted I think you will find the establishments right up your alley...

What do you say?

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The Big Pickle wrote: Are you a faggot or a Pickle supporter?

Are these two really mutually exclusive?

Stan, I'm gonna be in the Chi in a few weeks. You want to "hang" out?

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What was it Uncle Ruckus said in that ep of the Boondocks?

"You mvscals want a Katrina welfare check for $300,000 when you wasn't making but $3 an hour before the hurricane."

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Not true Reggie Jackson. A lynching requires only that a mob of people execute someone without due process. A mob of say, 20 people can most certainly fit in a back alley. All they would need then is to put said Cablinasian on your wife's back, give her a swat on the hind quarters to startle her, an...

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Personnel Officer: Wanna work uptown nights? South Bronx? Harlem? anybody anytime and anywhere. Personnel Officer: Will you work Jewish holidays? anybody anytime and anywhere. Rack that. HH, you need to wytch a mohawk and a mole onto that pic of AP in the ladies lingerie. zztop, you remember the Way...

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http://www.blessedeaster.com/screensavers/preview/9_51.jpg This thread would make DJ Ciras proud. AP, I am in the process of having every trace of your nic expunged from the annals of The Vent Online. The meltage in this thread, coupled with your recent Richard Speck-like exploits captured forever ...

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Lisa Lampanelli does some brutal standup. If you are ever home and up late on the weekends, check her out on the Secret Stash. Smackie, you might want to plug your ears during her black beau rants but she has some really funny shit to say about everyone. Jimmy Kimmel roasting Flav was the best part,...

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A little birdie told me that the reindeer trolls are controlled by:
Caddie
Val Venis
Elgrandepeehole
Dr. Bob

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RumpleForeskin wrote:My wife and I have our CHLs.

Rack you and your wife.

Rumplewife could confound a perp. She could hide a Howitzer in her cavernous bellybutton and you wouldn't even see a bulge under her shirt.

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Give me what I want and I'll go

Sincerely,

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He was in a bind 'cause his kid was half-blind and CPS was fast upon his heels Negligent daddy in the Up and Left The One Eyed Baby is so bereft Dry eye socket hurts so so much Rub on ointment with a delicate touch Lil' Princess is ignored so daddy can go see a double hit by Ichiro anyone who has th...

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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Nobody has better song titles than country music.
We disagree.

Sin,
Stormtroopers Of Death

I agree.

Sincerely,
Johnny "Some N...iggers Never Die (They Just Smell That Way)" Rebel

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Serial killer smack? Why don't you just stand in front of the mirror and chant "Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale"? Well, yeah, if you're talking quantity. If you want to talk quality, I got two words for you: Ed Gein. Dahmer will always have Bode in Wisconsin. No classic h...

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Hairline on that tree trunk skank looks very Pirahnaish.

Gotta be him.

Wendy_Lou_Dins

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Dudes, I never posted them. Not one of you are going after anyone posting my images that I never wanted posted in public. Fuck you KC Scott for not doing the right thing. I never bitched to one m0d or Admin for letting this shit fly. Not one of you stopped SG's sister from spamming this shit and th...

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Who remembers that old SNL sketch "Cottonland," where guilty whites could pick cotton in the hot Southern sun while a black overseer exhorts them to pick more and faster. By doing this, it could assuage any liberal white guilt they may have had. Maybe Dog should look into starting somethin...

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if he ever busts a black dude on the show, is he gonna break out his kingfish immitation? [stroking chin with hand repeatedly]"Ise regusted. Likes I 'splained to ya befo', convict. We'se gonna go down to deh jailhouse and I gonna git my re-ward from the judge. Maybe de money will keep that Sap...

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Season 2 bump.

Two words I never thought I would hear in a sentence and laugh at: funny lynching.

McGruder's wit is unparalled.

Rack him.

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Small Town White Trash Kills Other Small Town White Trash.
Rack the Freaking Gorgeous cop who hit Darwinian/tweaker paydirt!

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Jsc810 wrote:sigmoidectomy

On a golf course somewhere in the South, a ruddy faced man with a resemblance to a traffice cone is sprinting to the clubhouse to find a computer.

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Rich. You rang? My furniture is made out of gold. My 40x40 (that's miles btw, not feet) patio is made out of diamonds, not cement like you poor ass bitches. I have so much money, I make Zyclone look like a pauper. WA$$$$$$$$$$$$UP BITCHE$$$$$?! I put gold flakes in my food because it makes my dooki...

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Yes, Rumple, you didn't know that? Lighter skinned blacks have more white blood in them so, by default, that makes them automatically smarter than darker skinned blacks who are more pure African and thusly, less intelligent. There are of course exceptions to this rule (Clarence Thomas is very black,...

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A good point ucan't. I don't know many people personally who can discuss Pryor, Bob and Tom, Carlin, and Lenny Bruce but I know that most of the cats on here can. I was in Vegas last weekend for a wedding and there were billboards and elevator ads urging me to go see Carrot Top at some strip hotel, ...

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Guess it is just obscure in my off interweb circles.

My bad yo.

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RumpleForeskin wrote:Right now I don't care what religion you are or what god you follow. Thoughts, prayers, karma, etc.; whatever works.

I worship Joe Pesci because he looks like a guy who can really get shit done.

rack my obscure comedic ref.

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I can always count on those here to tweak my foibles.

How can anyone post the same thing three times in under a minute when the board isn't supposed to let you do that?

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Jake Steed did "Little White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks" and there are dozens of other titles along that genre. And, Lex fucks all kinds of women, not just white ones. In his "Lex the Impaler" series, he does terrible things to the rectums of many blondes so you may have see...

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