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Diogenes

Any other stupidly obvious observations you care to make there? Look! Dio is getting on his soapbox to say that NFL players - both offensive and defensive- are paid professionals, and much better than their college counterparts! Did you seriously just submit that stupid post? What's next? Night is ...

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Samurai Gangbang wrote:I'm sure all these stories are real accurate.

You're still an idiot.

Asked about his worst nightmare, Diogenes said, "Waking to find myself living in a palace and everyone else in barrels.".

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That wasn't a nude of Jessica, plus it was photoshopped, but it's the thought that counts, and it beats the fuck out of Diogenes Dangerfield quips. A- Once, when watching an incompetent bowman at an archery contest, Diogenes walked over and sat down right next to the target, explaining that it was ...

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Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard. We get it. He was like the Keith Moon of classical athens. Got it. Check. Noted. Registered. Gotcha. "As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs...

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Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard.

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Now he sounds like Don Rickles. He was asking alms of a bad-tempered man, who said, "Yes, if you can persuade me." "If I could have persuaded you," said Diogenes, "I would have persuaded you to hang yourself." http://www.allcelebsfree.com/pics/celeb229/pics/jessica-alb...

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Tom In VA wrote:Seriously dude. You might not know when to stop but let me help you out. Right now would be a good time to moderate and administer yourself.

If he was capable of that, none of this shit would have ever happened.

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When Diogenes noticed a prostitute's son throwing rocks at crowd, Diogenes said to him "Careful, son. Don't hit your father."

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Have you cum yet, Dio? You sound like you're building up to a good one here, stroking yourself with these Kung Fu quotes. Point it towards SG, once you get there. Thanks. Diogenes was once invited to dinner by a wealthy man. During the evening, one of the guests became so outraged by Diogenes' gene...

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Martyred wrote:You are one sad, lonely motherfucker.

"Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience."

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"I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels."

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A philosopher named Aristippus, who had quite willingly sucked up to Dionysus and won himself a spot at his court, saw Diogenes cooking lentils for a meal. "If you would only learn to compliment Dionysus, you wouldn't have to live on lentils." Diogenes replied, "But if you would only ...

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Diogenes was once asked what he thought of Socrates. "A madman," he replied.

Later, Plato was asked what he thought of Diogenes. "A Socrates gone mad," he replied.

Diogenes ridiculed Plato for being long-winded.

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A student of philosophy, eager to display his powers of argument, approached Diogenes, introduced himself and said, "If it pleases you, sir, let me prove to you that there is no such thing as motion." Whereupon Diogenes immediately got up and left.

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Van wrote:He sounds kinda like Dins, Dio.

You're an idiot too.

As far as having 'no influence' he pretty much started the Greek school of cynics which influenced the Stoics, Imperial Romans and Christianity.

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"Why is it, Diogenes, that pupils leave you to go to other teachers, but rarely do they leave them to come to you?"

"Because," replied Diogenes, "one can make eunuchs out of men, but no one can make a man out of eunuchs".

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Some strangers to Athens once asked Diogenes if he would point out to them the great philosopher [meaning Plato]. Diogenes looked around and then led them to the most deserted part of the city and, gesturing to the empty air as one would in formal introduction, said, "May I present to you the g...

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Plato was discoursing on his theory of ideas and, pointing to the cups on the table before him, said while there are many cups in the world, there is only one `idea' of a cup, and this cupness precedes the existence of all particular cups. "I can see the cup on the table," interupted Dioge...

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Samurai Gangbang wrote:
Diogenes wrote: And his boy Plato was a real POS.
I'm surprised you feel that way considering that from Plato to Nitezsche there wasn't a philosopher of any real consequence.

You're an idiot.

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Except that it's boring, and the college system is far more exciting. Exactly. We should probably start having the individual teams decide who they will and won't play. And then maybe we could get some sports writers together at the end of the season and just vote on who's the best team- skip these...

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Martyred wrote:Does Ron Paul count?

No.

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R-Jack wrote:
Samurai Gangbang wrote:My parents almost named me Socrates.
I guess "Socrates, stop trying to fuck your sister" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

Socrates was a whinny punk anyway.

And his boy Plato was a real POS.

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Their sports forums are top-notch if you'd rather debate the merits of a 3-4 scheme than call Anquan Boldin a faggot. Boldin! A faggot! FUCK! I knew it, I knew it, I fucking KNEW it! Well, I should have fucking knownm it anyway. That explains a LOT about his playoff performance! Did Warner know? If...

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Jsc810 wrote:SAINTS

Didn't see that coming.

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Except that it's boring, and the college system is far more exciting. Exactly. We should probably start having the individual teams decide who they will and won't play. And then maybe we could get some sports writers together at the end of the season and just vote on who's the best team- skip these...

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I never believed that anyway. Marty's obviously Nick Frisco . When he's on his meds, of course. ^^^^^^^^^^ PERSONAL INFORMATION INFRACTION Mods, please ban Dio, NOW! TIA So you're admitting you're Nicky? It doesn't count until you admit it. Go ahead and admit it. I'll apologize and it'll be cool.

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Roach wrote:Yup, rack Russ.

So that settles it eh? Martyred is not Otis.

I never believed that anyway.

Marty's obviously Nick Frisco . When he's on his meds, of course.

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can't we leave Dio out of this for once? Some of these ankle biters? No. I actually was going to try to stay out of this but some of you fuckers want to insist everything is entirely the fault of one party or parties, that there was not so much as a misjudgment by 'your guys'. And at the same time ...

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PSUFAN wrote:...I'm talking about folks who matter.

It's not like any of the rest of us post here.

I'm just slumming, personally.

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IndyFrisco wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
That feature ended at trev.

The ignore feature works much better when people don't go around quoting mindless anklebiters like McTurd.

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Oatmeal raisin is for fattys with shit for taste.

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Felix wrote:
Diogenes wrote: Not Catholic.
that's why you can find the definition in the Catholic Encyclopedia, because it's not catholic

http://www.catholicity.com/encyclopedia/l/limbo.html

Not catholic or not Catholic?

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Van wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I know and expect that at other boards, all sorts of spinning will take place.
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT ELIMINATION!

Wrong.

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Piss off.

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I tried to change the subject and Smackie went all adverb adverse on me.

And macaroons. Macaroons kick ass.

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In this case... Not official Catholic doctrine. that's the eqivalent of saying that teaching mathematics is "not teaching history" I'm not really interested in what it's not, but more interested in what you would call it? Surely there must be a name for it.... Why would I? Again... Not Ca...

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Colts.

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Felix wrote:then what exactly would you call it when the representative body of the catholic church designates that it be taught to seven and eight year olds at grade school level?

In this case...

Not official Catholic doctrine.

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Fuck the Cheating Farves. It couldn't have happened to a more deserving team.

Props to the Saints.

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Anyone who would pack up their 3 kids and move them to Canada, with no regard for their well being, education, etc, is a horseshit parent. Hold up... Are you taking a shot at Canada? http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/552/ohnoyoudidnt.gif No, just Canadiens. :) Canada is a great place to fish and I...

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