An open letter to....

[smackaholic]

...well, fukkin' everybody I guess.

I got just one request other than the type of cookies we should have.

Lock every one of these shit threads dealing with this past weekends soap opera. I'd say send them to trotsville, btu, even that's too good for them.

This bullshit is about like the stomach bug thats been working it's way through my digestive tract at about the same time. Hopefully almost done. Actually the stomach bug was better in that it scored me a few days off from work.

have a nice day, fukkos.

[Goober McTuber]

I disagree. Put them all in the Archives.

[Van]

Two problems there, smackie...

1-There actually is some good shit in those threads.

2-You didn't specify the type of cookies we should have. If I have a vote, I want warm, soft, chocolate chip cookies. With or without walnuts, almonds or macadamia nuts, either way is fine.

There really should be cookies here, though.

[smackaholic]

maybe somebody can go through them and make a "best of" sort of deal.

Bannish the rest.

I posted my cookies request in the Board status thread that PUS forgot to lock again after he left.

I asked for oatmeal raisin, but, now that you mention macadamia nuts, that sounds good too.

[Diogenes]

I tried to change the subject and Smackie went all adverb adverse on me.

And macaroons. Macaroons kick ass.

[smackaholic]

macaroons are gax.

[Diogenes]

Piss off.

[Van]

macaroons are gax.

VVVVVV

[smackaholic]

chip, my blood sugar went up 10 points just looking at that shit.

i'll stick with good ole' oatmeal raisin which, i can at least make believe is healthy to eat.

[Diogenes]

Oatmeal raisin is for fattys with shit for taste.

[Van]

Jsc, I still order up King Cakes from Ambrosia Bakery in Baton Rouge.

http://www.bakesmartonline.com/ambrosia ... 20Shipping

I usually get this one, the Traditional...



I prefer it without the cream cheese, but Susan and my buddy who first told me about King Cakes prefer it with the cream cheese.

The one I've always wanted to try is their Zulu King Cake, which is chocolate and coconut...



I'll be ordering up one of each here shortly. I sure love seeing a package from Ambrosia sitting on my doorstep. :)

[JMak]

When can we lock this thread and redeploy it to TROTS alomg with the others?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

We'll get right on that...

the moment you post something, anything, even semi humorous or interesting. Give it your best shot, sporto!

[PSUFAN]

he Board status thread that PUS forgot to lock again

I didn't FORGET, you hickeyed douche quaffer.

[Van]

Hickeyed?

[smackaholic]

he Board status thread that PUS forgot to lock again

I didn't FORGET, you hickeyed douche quaffer.

hickeyed douche quaffer?



i'll have you know that i have been hickey free since a port visit to portland maine, sometime around the fall of 1987. and i am fairly sure that I've never quaffed a douche in my lifetime. well, there was this one time I got really, really drunk and I quaffed something that might possibly have been a douche.

anyway, when you first put that thread up you locked it, then you went back in, updated it and left the keys in the door.

[PSUFAN]

Don't get me wrong - I'd quaff the right douche, no problemo. Just point me at hers:


or hers:


Glug, glug. And if they hickeyed me, I'd beat myself to keep the mark there with more vigor than Otis scours the interHorn for lovin'...

[smackaholic]

honeys like that have no need to douche.

[Van]

PSUFAN, 'splain 'hickeyed' to me. See, I thought you were saying something along the lines of 'eye of some hick', similar to 'slack-jawed yokel'. I was picturing some moonshiner's lazy, wayward eye - <insert obligatory AP joke here> - and I laughed my ass off that that's how you referred to smackie.

Apparently it means something else, however, so if you would be so kind as to edify me. Pics would be good.

[smackaholic]

the OL drags me up there now and then to go to the yank me candle shop there. haven't been into the actual village since i was a kid. i'm sure i can find a pretty good cookie somewhere else without having to pay 30 bucks to get in the door.

[OCmike]

RACK all Cinder resets.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

bwaaaa