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Filthy McNastie

If you can get into her email...then go in and send out emails to every single dude in her address book (as her of course) about how you've wanted to fuck them for soooooooo long that it hurts!...you would do ANYTHING to have them inside of you...ask them all if they've ever done a hot plate...and w...

Filthy McNastie

What's up? Hope everyone has been doing good... In my absence I put together a smoking little blues band and won the local leg of the International Blues Challenge. http://www.blues.org/ibc/ Sooooo...we're going to Beale Street in Memphis in early February to compete with about 100 or so bands for t...

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When I was in Voodoo Militia down in Dallas I was fucking one the bartenders at Dallas City Limits club and she made up a drink called a Flaming Voodoo that would knock your dick in the dirt. It had like 3 or 4 different kinds of Liquor in it, and was topped off with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire. It ...

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As much as it pains ME to do so...I'm going to have to agree myself... I think what does the overkill on it is the breakdown part right after the verse where it's just bass and vocal. And...you're right actually...there's no actual lyric for that part I was just kind of fucking around with the singi...

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Moving Sale wrote:He said it 4,000 times!

4,000.

You would have given me a D- if you had heard it before I cut the last 1000 Loves out of it

Might have even got an F...

That's just the way it developed dude...but...after hearing you say that..I've got a tune called "Fuck"...I may be in trouble...

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AP...we could set it up tempo wise...as long as we were all in the same tempo and key we could paste it together..I think that would be fun as hell...!!! Bushice...when I use the word "promoter" I'm actually throwing it around rather loosely...there's like 3 guys here in town that basicall...

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Hey...I'll take a C...fuck it... As far as basslines go...the bass is my main instrument...so I'll usually throw a pretty decent bassline in my stuff if nothing else. I haven't been playing 6 string for very long...soooooo...My lead work right now is consisting of...me going online...taking a guitar...

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btw, filth - Song sounds good...but why so cliche? "Love"? You're more creative than that, my man. I'm actually trying to get a commercial feel to the stuff I'm doing. The main reason I'm doing this is because I want to have a set-list of around 10 tunes that are original so I can get som...

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Thanks Luth...I've been trying to get all of the musicians from the boards to collaborate on a tune FOREVER! With all of the guitar players on here (I am a bassist mainly, but am learning how to play guitar better now that I'm doing my own thing) we could write ourselves a Lynyrd Skynryd Guitar jam ...

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Thanks Fellas...I appreciate it... m...My plan is to whip up 7 or 8 originals and go open up for bands like Ian Moore, Jonny Lang, KWS here in town...I've done the clubs so many times I just hope to do larger shows...but smaller sets. e...errrrrr...I just opened that page today...I don't even know w...

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And let me know what you think.

It's a semi mixed version of the tune done on Cubase with me playing all of the instruments and doing all of the vocals.

I just set up this myspace account so hopefully the tune will come on.

http://www.myspace.com/bryanwallace

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A story from the "other" side of the coin... Hookers/Titty Dancers and Rock & Rollers just go hand in hand for some reason... When I first got back to Tulsa from L.A. I ran into a chick that I had known from back in the day. Nice enough gal...pretty good looking, I had fucked around wi...

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Dropped the hammer on me after one freaking post...I miss creednet...

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What a wasted opportunity... If I'M that ump...and I get hit with that bat...I wouldn't have cared if it would have only bounced off of my little pinky toe...I would have hit the ground and started flipping around like a fish out of water...then I would have played dead and had them carry me off the...

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Hey Marinefan...what is that p2p you have to download to get those files?

Is it ok to use...?...I've not heard of it.

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One of them is the famous Cheech & Chong speech telling Chong not to wind up like the Finklestein SHIT kid... The other is from "The Devils Rejects"...with Otis saying something like "You think you're a bad mothufucka...I'LL SHOW YOU A BAD MUTHA FUCKA!!! Anyhoo...if anyone can hel...

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I've been recording a "Screamo" band and in my studio for the last week...that dude just said more musically with that little 4 string ukelele than that entire band did through 5 tunes.

God & GOD bless people who actually L.E.A.R.N. how to play their instrument.

Nice.

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Ken wrote:
Filthy McNastie wrote:...but usually just read while I'm rendering a file now...
Is that like, code for taking a shit or something?

Judging by the way some of my songs sound...yea..you could say that I guess...

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Before I put my studio together... I was a Bona fide night-owl...still am...but usually just read while I'm rendering a file now...

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I hate to sounc "cold" about the little Haiti children.

But...there are people right here in the good ol' US of A that have got it just as bad.

Living in a fucking box and going to bed with an empty stomach sucks...no matter what the view is outside of that box.

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Like I said...I would fuck her...but... I would be afraid I would hit the G spot on the whore...start them legs to shaking like a dog shitting razor blades...which might cause her to have an involuntary neck spasm...and jerk that head back real fast while she's gritting those world class choppers in...

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Bubba... I'm sorry...really...but... Chick has a Smokin'! body...but the greel has GOT to go...I know you're a good salesman and everything...but...you're not going to sell me on this pony looking hot from the neck up. That being said...I would fuck her...with the lights on as I've fucked worse...bu...

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I used to date a chick that was into that...pretty sexy when it's done right.

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TenTallBen wrote:If you jam your thumb up your butt when you cum, I don't think you'll have that problem anymore.

Nope...not true...it's still there...

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Filthy McNastie

Don't have that problem...but...when it comes to drunk-fucking... Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner going and you have to lean your head against the cabinet over the toilet and back your feet up against the wall and push the head of it down far enough with your th...

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My little brother brought over a video with this chick in it...

Cytheria is a squirter of EPIC proportions...shoots it 15 feet easy...

Now...

IS IT PISS...???

Or is it something different...?

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Actually...for a 44 year old man...I can slice pieces of limestone off with lil Filthy.

Well...ok then...what are they...?

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Shut up and Swallow...that's the 4 word version.

Shut up and Swallow...BITCH!

There's the fiver...

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Funny Shit

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before it was all over with Ol' Buzzsaw was throwing people all over that club in one of the best barroom brawls I was ever in! But did he make anyone humble? Yea...right before Midlands finest showed up and humbled us all. Buzz's act in the ring...wasn't an act, he was a crazy fuck in real life......

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Been around Wrestlers my whole life. When I was a kid in Dallas I lived in the Greenwood apartments and a few wrestlers that wrestled at the Sportatorium lived there the most popular was Don Ho. We used to go to the Sportatorium and watch the Von Erichs daddy Fritz wrestle his arch enemy Blackjack M...

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Uncle Fester wrote:C'mon Chief, just jump up and put 'er in the basket.
Just jump right up there and put 'er in the basket...

I don't really know why...but I just laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something in my neck...

So...gotta RACK IT!

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Pretty hard to tout your love for your daughter when your calling her mother a skank-assed ho, that you have admitted to wanting to do very bad things to on records, and in the press...course, I'm sure Haley has been totally sheltered from all of that :meds: I have no ill will toward MM personally, ...

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Believe this or don't... When we were on the road back in the band days we used to get a ton of primo pussy, sometimes though the town you were in just didn't have a fair selection of trim... Soooooooooo... That's when we used to play a little game called "King Of The Hog-Fuckers". The ide...

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Fucking just about choked on my chocolate covered pretzel...!

RACK!

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I've read a few of those...one was where they found The Monitor or Merimac over in the desert of some middle eastern country...the other dealt with a river that ran underground through...Arizona or New Mexico I think...pretty decent reads.

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Rack PY...!

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Ran into one of my old buds a while back hanging out at the Lightning Lube. Dudes name was Todd...we called him Fat Todd back in the day for reasons that you can figure out I'm sure...he had lost quite a bit of weight over the years...so now he was just "Todd" again. I hadn't seen this dud...

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Any of you Fucksticks live near Memphis Tenn...???

Go check out the latest tune I've written...

PLEASE HELP ME FIND 2 WAV FILES...!!!

Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

Guess this is as good a reason as any...How would you react?