Anyone else have this problem after sex?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:13 pm

After you write your name on your significant other's (or skank's for Dins) naval region, you get that post ejaculate ooze that dries up and blocks your pisshole.

Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!

Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:24 pm

Persuade her how much she'll enjoy draining you in the afterglow.

it's not like she immediately falls off asleep, or you're an asparagus eater, is it? :?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:25 pm

you corked your piece? that's pretty gross.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:26 pm

maybe she had some anti-scarring cream on her casearian and you gots it on your elgrande when you were writing.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:42 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Anyone else have this problem after sex?

No.

Sin,
JTR

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:44 pm

Yeah, it happens once in a while. Hurts like a mutha.

Damn Indy, You're fallen apart man.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:12 pm

Next time that happens, place your penis on a table and smash the head of your penis with a hammer!!

It will break up the corky matter!

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Filthy McNastie · Post by **Filthy McNastie** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:35 pm

Don't have that problem...but...when it comes to drunk-fucking...

Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner going and you have to lean your head against the cabinet over the toilet and back your feet up against the wall and push the head of it down far enough with your thumb just so you can get a good enough downward trajectory to hit the freaking toilet!?!?!?!

Now THAT sucks...!

L8.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:43 pm

^^^ Reset Me, Myself and Irene ^^^

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:54 pm

Sounds like the clap to me.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:32 pm

i laughed

BraveFan · Post by **BraveFan** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:34 pm

Frisco,

I have the same problem, but I can sometimes have the burning sensation for hours after I piss. What gives?

I just do my best to remember to piss before making sweet love to the stri ERRRRRRRRRRRR my wife.

God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:36 pm

Two suggestions, Indy:

Option One: hold the peehole open by applying a little pressure to the head using the thumb and index finger.

Option Two: sit the first time you urinate after sex. You can't possibly miss the toilet that way.

And you're welcome. :wink:

BraveFan · Post by **BraveFan** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:37 pm

Filthy McNastie wrote:Don't have that problem...but...when it comes to drunk-fucking...

Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner going and you have to lean your head against the cabinet over the toilet and back your feet up against the wall and push the head of it down far enough with your thumb just so you can get a good enough downward trajectory to hit the freaking toilet!?!?!?!

Now THAT sucks...!

L8.

Be careful, filthy. That can damage the tissue and cause some serious fucking e.d. long-term. It's best to get your strongest buddy to hold you in a reverse pile-driver position while you go. If your friends are weirded out by this, & "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff isn't available, just go for it solo and use the tank of the toilet for leverage.... kind of like doing a reverse-decline-push-up.

Sounds crazy, but when the alternative is not being able to get it up for the last 50 years of your life, well..... you do the math.

Regards.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:40 pm

If you jam your thumb up your butt when you cum, I don't think you'll have that problem anymore.

Filthy McNastie · Post by **Filthy McNastie** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:54 pm

TenTallBen wrote:If you jam your thumb up your butt when you cum, I don't think you'll have that problem anymore.

Nope...not true...it's still there...

L8.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:02 pm

TenTallBen wrote:If you jam your thumb up your butt when you cum, I don't think you'll have that problem anymore.

I finally have weekend plans. tia.

Filthy McNastie wrote:..but...when it comes to drunk-fucking...

Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner

omg, you have an XBOX pillow too?

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:39 pm

Cicero wrote:Yeah, it happens once in a while. Hurts like a mutha.

Damn Indy, You're fallen apart man.

Bullshit, he said with a women, not after taking your Boyfriend in the ass.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:57 pm

^^

Melt some more man

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:44 pm

Filthy McNastie wrote:Don't have that problem...but...when it comes to drunk-fucking...

Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner going and you have to lean your head against the cabinet over the toilet and back your feet up against the wall and push the head of it down far enough with your thumb just so you can get a good enough downward trajectory to hit the freaking toilet!?!?!?!

Now THAT sucks...!

L8.

You idiot. Have you not heard of the 'Ski Jumper' or 'Fishing Gnome' positions?

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:56 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:After you write your name on your significant other's (or skank's for Dins) naval region, you get that post ejaculate ooze that dries up and blocks your pisshole.

Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!

Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...

LOL. The problem with that happening at work is the danger of soaking your fucking pants. My suggestion is to take a piss in the morning before you put on your slacks.

BTW, where's the Naval region? Isn't that somewhere in Annapolis?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:48 pm

Most of these jackoffs have never had sex, so they don't know what the fuck you talking about.

I call bullshit.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:27 am

88 wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:After you write your name on your significant other's (or skank's for Dins) naval region, you get that post ejaculate ooze that dries up and blocks your pisshole.

Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!

Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...
psssssst Take a piss immediately after sex and you'll never have that problem again.

Fuck, they're developmentally challenged. Pissing after fucking the dog isn't nearly on the priority scale as…. maybe .....wiping ass after a turd session.

Din, your thoughts?

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:26 am

IndyFrisco wrote:After you write your name on your significant other's (or skank's for Dins) naval region, you get that post ejaculate ooze that dries up and blocks your pisshole.

Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!

Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...

1) You should grab my balls when you have too piss.

2) Get a job outside where your wife doesn't work.

3) I'm not cleaning it either

m2

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:23 am

IndyFrisco wrote:Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!

Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...

From what I've seen a lot of guys have that problem.

Sin,
Irie Lagos

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:39 am

When you gotta go, you gotta go...

T1B

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