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Mace

Dancing? Hardly. As a parole officer, I dealt with literally hundreds of "allegations" being made against my offenders (all of whom obviously have criminal records-Ben doesn't) and at at least half of them were false allegations. There was always some motive behind the phone calls reportin...

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I don't know if Big Ben has a drinking problem or not...and no one else in here can make a fair assessment of it either. If he does, then he should do something about it. If not, then he shouldn't change anything that he's doing until he's ready to change his lifestyle. If nothing else, his drinking...

Mace

Good for you, but you're not an NFL QB either.

Mace

Actually, he'll be splittng the carries with Forte. That's what I said, idiot. Forte will carry on 1st and 2nd down. Taylor will be in on 3rd down or obvious passing situations. Yeah, I know what you said, but I think the Bears may have a bigger role for him than what you think. Wouldn't be the fir...

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I'm in my 22nd year of teaching and the only thing that keeps me positive are the good kids I have and the time on the golf course as the golf coach.... I understand what you're saying, Lax. Anyone who spends 33 years in the same profession grows a bit tired of the daily grind and, if you're a gove...

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You assume that he has a drinking problem because there's a picture of him where he's obviously intoxicated? Hmm, I think there's a whole lot of guys here who must have drinking problems based on your Sherlock Holmes power of deductive reasoning. :roll: If he's raped anyone, he should be in prison, ...

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mvscal wrote:[Sure he will. Forte is still the starter.

Okay, Lovie, thanks for the insight.

Actually, he'll be splittng the carries with Forte and, depending on what happens during camp, he could end up being the starter.

Mace

Fwiw, I've heard that Boise has an open invitation to every BCS team in the country that they will play a one-off on the road. It would seem that they would get a better OOC schedule than they get. Maybe some of those teams don't want any part of them. I've heard the same thing, Terry, but I also k...

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Wisconsin might be playing the best ball right now. It will be a dog fight this week and I'm looking forward to watching.

Mace

MSU is literally kicking the shit out of the Wolverines, who only scored 14 points in the first half. MSU, OSU, and Purdue will share the title. I'm not sure who I would pick to win the conference tourney....Purdue, if not for their key injury....so it will be an interesting week.

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Given their schedule, I don't see them making the title game unless there is only one other undefeated team and, even then, they could stay ranked behind a one loss team....depending on who that team might be. Beating TCU in a BCS Bowl game did not earn them enough respect to make any significant ch...

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So...can Boise State get a shot at a title this year? If they start the season in the top 5...would they have enough to get to the BCS title game? Have they beefed up their schedule for 2010? I know they have Oregon State next year, but who else for OOC? Their conference schedule will hold them bac...

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XXXL wrote:I could easily lose myself on the western shore of the olde country....

Sounds like a great idea.

Mace

Wrong. It's not just that you losers know who these guys are, you also know enough about them to rank them. Pull up, take a breath and step outside. Good officials don't get noticed, only the bad ones. Good officials work the game and you rarely even know they were there, let alone their names. Hig...

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mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote:40 mil guaranteed for Julius
And 7 mil for Taylor. I guess this is the year to wildly overspend on 3rd down backs.

He won't be a 3rd down back in Chicago.

Mace

trev wrote:Guilty or not, since he's accused of a past rape, he should not be hanging out in private rooms with hookers.

You're right,Trev. He's asking for trouble by doing so.

Mace

Considering the fact that he hasn't been charged with a crime...at least not yet.....it's a little early to hang him out to dry, don't ya think? If this had been the first such allegation, you might have a point. It's becoming pretty clear that he is a skeevy molester with a serious drinking proble...

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OCD much? :roll:

Mace

Considering the fact that he hasn't been charged with a crime...at least not yet.....it's a little early to hang him out to dry, don't ya think?

Sin,

Duke Lacrosse team

Mace

You see, tramp, ~~the GOP~~ American politics is a cesspool of criminals and blustering hypocrites. Or what? Have you any examples to the contrary?

FTFY

Mace

I found out 3 weeks ago that my bad cholestoral is a little high (105) and my doc wants it down to 70-80. I've replaced vegetable oil with canola oil, egg beaters instead of the real eggs fried in bacon grease, eating oatmeal and wheat toast in the morning, more veggies, and snacking on fruits/carro...

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Toddowen wrote:You need to consult m2 on how "you can" really retire.

To many angry people retire "in" Iowa.

The TRUTH!!!

Sorry,Todd, but I don't understand what you're saying here.

Mace

Mikey wrote:If you'd spent 30 years as a school teacher you'd prolly be subbing in law enforcement.

Or be in a mental institution.

Mace

Screw_Michigan wrote:Individual schools hire refs, right?

No, they're assigned by the conference or, more accurately, someone hired by the conference to assign officials.

Mace

Thanks to all, and Rog, I know that you have first hand knowledge/experience about my former profession and that very few people really appreciate what we do. That's okay, as nobody does the job expecting any recognition or thanks from the public. No, Goobs, I've not taught a class in Animal Husband...

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eddie hightower seems seems to be universally disliked by everyone. yet, he seems to be calling big games. who knows? Those big game assignments have to be based on seniority rather than merit....or he's givin' blowjobs to all of the right people. Officiating assignments are highly political in the...

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Props Mace and Congrats. It's great to be able to stay just as busy as you want to be. Yeah, I was a little worried during the month of January that I wouldn't get enough work but that has not been the case. I didn't work today because I had a baseball meeting and it's my birthday. No work tomorrow...

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I believe Rumplelawn bids out her snatch shaving - you might check with her. Be careful though, seeing as the Ax Men turned down the job due to safety risks.

Sorry, but I've only got a 54" deck on the mower.

Mace

Not that anyone gives a shit....but, substitute teaching is a sweet racket and a great way to supplement a pension. Can't speak for other states but, in Iowa, you can take 20 classroom hours (if you have a college degree) and be able to teach middle school and high school for up to 5 consecutive day...

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I will not disappoint you, comrade.

Mace

Martyred wrote:Mace, could you please try talking some sense into Mikey. I trust you with this task.

How so, Marty? Not sure what you're talking about.

Mace

i used to work with a dude that said he accidently pissed on an electric fence once. he said once was plenty. i guess once is plenty for peeing on a downed line as well. That was the time tested way to initiate city boys to the farm, Smackie. They'd fall for it every time and then couldn't wait to ...

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One of the saddest cases I saw was a very similar story with a couple prostituting their 6 and 8 year old girls out to some local idiots to supplement their welfare check. These guys would turn over their disability checks in return for sex with the two young girls. Both parents are now serving 50 y...

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Yes, ask Marty for the link...he just purchased a penis pump (I gave him a killer discount).

Actually, I was more interested in the blow up sheep. Got any killer deals?

Mace

Chyna wrote: I do!!! FTR, I never manufactured them, just sold wind up hopping penises and blow up sheep.

Really? Got a website?

Mace

They don't like beards.....kinda rubs them raw and damages the wool.

Mace

Chyna wrote:
Martyred wrote:Chyna, you have issues.
Says the dewd who's trying to get into Katy's tarp sized panties.

Be careful, Marty, Perk could be hiding in there.

Mace

Mikey wrote:In Heaven, everybody's a virgin.

Just another reason for going to hell. I wanna go where the women put out.

Mace

Martyred wrote:
Mace wrote:On the bright side, lining up 72 of those pigs might just put a quick stop to the suicide bombings.
Lining up 72 of those pigs might just put a quick stop to plate tectonics.

Well, there's that too.

Mace

Perk sure knows how to pick 'em, doesn't he?

EDIT: OMG, I gotta keep up my spreadsheet. Otis married that stupid bitch? Now that is some funny fucking shit.

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