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7 teams went 0-fer last week!?! Brutal, indeed.

NO @ IND 43.5 - under
JAX @ PIT 41.5 - over

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Donnie Baker reporting live from Texass: The San Antonio Intl airport is a shitpile but the folks at the airport Whataburger make a dang good patty melt.

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Biggie wrote: ↑Fri Oct 20, 2023 4:18 am Troll3 is on the ropes, staggering into the weekend.

He's taking a standing 8 count after the Commanders - Giants snoozer. All his hopes are now pinned to the Packers and Broncos having a shoot out.

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BUF @ NE over 40.5
GB @ DEN under 45
MIA @ PHI under 51.5

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Troll#3 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:49 pm JAX / NO 39.5 under

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:47 pm WEEK 6 ODDS
SF -5.5

RIP:
Roach
Mikey
Screwy
Biggie

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SF / CLE under 37.5
NE / LV under 41.5
PHI / NYJ over 41

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There is nothing wrong with putting on some light costume clothes and spending the day at a comic convention. The number of hot sluts in revealing clothes is off the fucking charts. Put on some reflective sunglasses and fill the spank bank. Nothing gay about that in the slightest. If you're going so...

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I only pole the ladies. It's a large sample size though.

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"He refused to accept anything less than the best from himself, or from his teammates. ... His contributions to the game he loved will live forever and we are grateful he was able to be at our home opener this year to be celebrated one last time by his many fans."

Nice send off.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 2:21 pm
Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 2:47 amI died a little inside
You can still do that?

The Chips rendition of Rubber Biscuit.
Whaddya want for nuthin'?

Great song, 1956. King Curtis on sax.

The timing was strange to me. The scatting and lyrics seemed rushed. My karaoke version is better than The Chips.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Oct 04, 2023 3:54 pm WEEK 4 RESULTS

Donnie 2-1

Thanks.

CHI /WSH under 44.5
NO / NE under 40
CIN / ARI under 44.5

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I died a little inside at The Chips rendition of Rubber Biscuit.

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BAL +2.5
PHI - 8.5
LV / LAC under 47.5

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Biggie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 3:38 am DEN/MIA under 48.5

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:30 pm DEN @ MIA under 48.5

Steve Jobs wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2023 1:40 am DEN +6.5

Fuck sake, gents.

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ATL @ DET over 46.5
DEN @ MIA under 48.5
BUF @ WSH over 43.5

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It's all he has, HighPlains. It's an Eminence Front [LIVE shout out to Tune Town]

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TB -3
BUF -9.5
SF @ LAR over 44

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Thanks for running the game, Screwy.

TEN / NO over 41.5
ARI / WSH under 38.5
LV / DEN over 44

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Just think if he was actually with you you could his dick irl. If you want some actual smack check out the call out thread you posted. Or was that kitchen too hot? I thought you dismissed homosmack. I'm pretty sure I've seen you've done so quite a few times. <<keyword searches>> Yeah, at least 20 t...

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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 3:01 pm
Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:55 pmAnd since someone was commenting and just where all the places in “I’ve been everywhere” are, I give you this glorious site.

http://www.johnnycashhasbeeneverywhere.com/
It is glorious. Nice find!

3rd. That was awesome.

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You appear to be the exact opposite. You protect ego at all costs and one of those costs is absolutely, without a doubt, creativity. You're boring because it's safe. Your self confidence seems quite fragile which limits your creative space. Hot damn. Now THAT is an undressing. If this was Reddit I'...

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Moonbeam and Moonrock are fans. You can play any random Buffett live cut of The Wheels on the Bus and they'll probably dig it.

Or so I've heard

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Igor wrote: ↑Mon Aug 21, 2023 7:31 pm Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

Kirsten Perez - Reality TV Star

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Well I... I was making fun of the manatee in green because I thought this was a smack board. Hang on.... *checks notes* yup, I have it right here. Kierland has reminded everyone this is a smack board over a hundred times. I guess I didn't realize this particular thread was a serious discussion about...

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He had to be worried it would land on green.

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“I hate repetition so all I type is “you atty can’t even English” over an over.” Oh...so like you did here: You like to type words you have no idea how to use. I'm ready for you to stop kicking your own ass and make with the epic schooling of Donnie Baker. Enough flitting around. Bring the pain, Sm...

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To say I'm not impressed by this Smack Clinic is to understate it by several orders of magnitude. It appears our resident Smack Tutor is already tapping out of this thread? What? Just one day after declaring he could school me on any topic he's "just humoring [Donnie]." What kind of bullsh...

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Kierland stole a cadaver hand Its flesh was white as snow No one would touch his dick So he fucked it nice and slow Don't think him a freak Or an evil cheir He just wanted to get a nut Like someone else was there He took it to jail one day Stroked every perp in Cell Block C Worked that dead hand til...

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Ok, my stance is I’m in favor of smack. You should try it some time. Just a hint: this isn’t smack. Nice trip and great pics. Beautiful part of the country. Your baby is adorable. Try harder next time. It pleases my eternally damned soul to see you know what smack "is not." That's a good ...

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Apparently Kierland is equipped to "school" The Ghost of Donnie Baker on any topic.

Well, Nancy, this is the topic. Let's see what you got.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Mon Aug 07, 2023 9:07 pm Go ahead tard. Pick a subject.

Smack, motherfucker! That's the subject at hand. That's the entire thesis of my post. Can you read?

Holy fucking shit.

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I assume most posters have an expectation of seeing/reading Smack when visiting a smackboard. I certainly had that expectation when I first came here. It's reasonable to assume Sudden Booger thought the same. Reading the same five responses over and over (and over and over and over) didn't strike me...

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Yeah, yeah, I know. White flag, yellow, snowflake, etc. Save they keystrokes, you unoriginal hack.

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Goddam I miss having Kierland on mute.

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It was a peaceful protest until Mike Pence refused to decertify the boats.

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I had a guy who’s step daughter was molested by a guy in their trailer park. They went to the cops who said it was a hesaidshesaid. My guy was home sick one day, pedo didn’t know it, when SD was heading home from school he cat called her. My guy walked over and calmly shot him point blank between t...

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Solid post, Scott.

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This could have been announced in the Pedos Should Die thread. I've seen the guys's video. Baphomet H. Lucifer!

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Daredevil Building Climber Goes to Hong Kong to Do Daredevil Climbing Shit, Falls 721'

It was inevitable. Charles D. is patient like a glacier.

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