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Rack.

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Looking forward to getting the kids in bed, making a stiff drink, putting on the headphones, and listening to Smackie's playlist.

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Yesterday, I gave the Key West heat a run for it's money the best way I know how.

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Yeah Python, I agree. I don't really feel that way, just got worked up for a moment. I also regret, pretty deeply, the use of the derogatory name-calling. It only shows my inability to control my temper. Very ignorant of me on both counts. Thanks for calling me on the one, my fliend. It's just compl...

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Whatever. Dune coons punked the jew zombie lovers in this little skirmish. Who gives a shit about either of their constitutional rights anyhow? Clearly, both groups seek to exploit the fuck out of our country's laws, crying for its protections and a voice In legislation while not paying Its fair sha...

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Rack Scott.

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No, I grasp your beef poptart...errr...I understand your take. Constitutional rights weren't protected by Dearborn police. Muslims broke the law and 99% of them weren't charged. Crystal clear. They (christians) were dumbfucks for doing what they did, where they did, no matter their right to do so. S...

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M Club, I RACK thee!

That was a thorough thrashing and I say that without bias.

Poor downtrodden christians...

...won't somebody come save them from this global persecution?

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I hope Dearborn gets the shit sued out of them. Your christian hypocrisy knows no bounds! “Actually, then, it is already a defeat for you, that you have lawsuits with one another. Why not rather be wronged? Why not rather be defrauded?” -1 Corinthians 6:7 Without a doubt you will have some other ve...

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“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have ...

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I would fuck Octomom. I'm quite sure my frustratingly average-sized cock would do nothing for her, but I would still like to give it the old college try.

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Religion,

, Bollocks!! The whole fucking lot of em is wankers.

(sorry, I've been watching Peep Show for the last few days on Netflix. One of the funniest British comedies I've seen since The Flying Circus. Go watch it. You will thank me.

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How the hell is middle aged dork pulling a 9.2 and w.igger only 8.5???!!! That's totally backwards Yo! Rack it mgo!!! This should be fun. "I'm badass cause I have a lot of tattoos guy" 7.8 "I workout so I take my shirt off everywhere guy" 6.9 "Harley Davidson gear head-to-to...

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JESUS VAN!! WGARA!! Goddamn you are one transparent sumbitch! I use pics and video to save me from having to write boring crap like yours from above! If you wanted us to tell you how wonderful you are, you could've saved yourself a lot of time and neck strain by just posting this simple video... MW...

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Ever wanted to kick a middle schooler's ass? Oh yeah. BTW, you badly misspelled "fuck". Sincerely, DiS absolutely awful, but, RACK! The bus monitor is supposed to be ---> making sure the bus riders behave themselves. That fat leech didn't/couldn't do jack shit. *FAIL* The degenerates knew...

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The grandmother has received over 120k in donations after this video went viral.

If that was my kid I think I might waterboard him. Seriously.

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If the father's account of the events are true, I would've done the exact same thing. No doubt about it. Letting people off when they take the law into their own hands is a slippery slope. However, if more "bad guys" were concerned that their next victim might go all judge and jury on thei...

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Now imagine it's dusk, in slo-mo I want you to picture a lumbering shutyomouth gliding towards the door of his local Wendy's. 20 ft away and through two sets of plate glass his eyes are already locked in on his prey. It takes his brain milliseconds to determine that there are eight jr. bacon cheese...

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...and, to this day, still probably the most elegant way to hunt for your dinner. Now imagine it's dusk, in slo-mo I want you to picture a lumbering shutyomouth gliding towards the door of his local Wendy's. 20 ft away and through two sets of plate glass his eyes are already locked in on his prey. ...

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Hello Petrus, This opportunity sounds like it is exactly what I have been searching for. I am so happy you have contacted me. I would very much like to profit from the untimely death of your father as soon as possible. Before we embark on this business venture, it is customary in my family as a show...

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Dude probably just gets a little testy, what with no job and inflation.

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Work just isn't his bag, baby.

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The Three Christs Ypsilanti The Three Christs of Ypsilanti (1964) is a book-length psychiatric case study by Milton Rokeach, concerning his experiment with a group of schizophrenic patients at Ypsilanti State Hospital in Ypsilanti, Michigan. To study the basis for delusional belief systems, brought ...

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Awesome, thanks 88! I will definitely look for that title. If you get any ideas let me know dude.

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Toddowen wrote:
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Did I ever show you guys my Live TV retard stunt? Think I did.

Whew!! I thought nobody would ask?!

I videobombed this news broadcast in Gainesville, FL during my lunch hour. It happened so fast that I couldn't think of anything to terrific to do so....

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R-Jack that is an idea that should be reality. Rack.

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smackaholic is unhelpful and cantankerous.

-MA

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This flopping thing has gone way to far. That linesman wins the delayed reaction of the year award.

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Video? Link? FUCKIN USELESS MOTHERFUCKERS!

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No, there would've been a dildo strapped on his dome, not a beanie. RACK EURO wherever he may be!! Before I nixed my facebook page he and I were friends, that fucking dude had the funniest status updates.

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Van wrote:The "middle-aged pasty whites"? And just what exactly do you think you are? Jesus, dude, I know it usually leads to bad, bad things, but take a look in the mirror. You're nothing but a bloated pot sticker.

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Doing something retarded on Live TV is always top notch comedy in my book.

Is that Y2K?

Did I ever show you guys my Live TV retard stunt? Think I did.

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Hahaha!! Jesus that made me laugh smackaholic!! NO MONEY NEEDED! Truman, I hate the boot! Luckily my dept is well funded, im a Fed. We dont use the boot we get way more than we need or could ever use, yet we live in a building that has been condmned for almost 12 years. Federal Gov is nuts. Love my ...

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You too, big guy! I'm gonna go grab lunch with the fam and go see Prometheus then settle in for the Game 3 NBA Finals. Epic day ahead.

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As stated in my earlier thread I'm trying to find a way to make more dough. I'm a firefighter, I work 48 hour shifts, then off for 3 days to take care of my family (3 kids, 2 dogs, 1 wife.) I don't have much free time except at work. If I'm not training or taking care of routine duties, I have a fai...

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I don't like either version of that song Wags. Did Ian Stewart play Mrs. Roper before or after his music career?

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Ugly game 2! Westbrook needs to find someone else like, I dunno, the most prolific scorer in the game right now!! I wanted so bad for the Celts to end the Heat but they choked, I am pulling hard for OKC. Spoelstra gets on my nerves with his lame Phil Jackson zen-like impersonation. They need to put ...

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Yeah, that was friggin cool! Had no idea that you guys were doing this. Smackie played some kickass tunes, many of which I'd never heard before. As well as bands I'd never heard before. Who knew there was a rock band named Rainbow? Not this cracka. Who the fuck would name their band Rainbow? Smackie...

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Rack Roach and Marty!

Did you add the frown?

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I'm gonna take a pass half-pint.

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