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Our alphabet used to have 27 characters. The shape of the character (&) predates the word ampersand by more than 1,500 years. In the first century, Roman scribes wrote in cursive, so when they wrote the Latin word et which means “and” they linked the e and t. Over time the combined letters came to signify the word “and” in English as well. Certain versions of the ampersand, like that in the font Caslon, clearly reveal the origin of the shape.
The word “ampersand” came many years later when “&” was actually part of the English alphabet. In the early 1800s, school children reciting their ABCs concluded the alphabet with the &. It would have been confusing to say “X, Y, Z, and.” Rather, the students said, “and per se and.” “Per se” means “by itself,” so the students were essentially saying, “X, Y, Z, and by itself and.” Over time, “and per se and” was slurred together into the word we use today: ampersand.
The word “ampersand” came many years later when “&” was actually part of the English alphabet. In the early 1800s, school children reciting their ABCs concluded the alphabet with the &. It would have been confusing to say “X, Y, Z, and.” Rather, the students said, “and per se and.” “Per se” means “by itself,” so the students were essentially saying, “X, Y, Z, and by itself and.” Over time, “and per se and” was slurred together into the word we use today: ampersand.
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Smackie.smackaholic wrote:What isn't infinitely doable when stoned?
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Quit lying. I felt you trying to grope me.Python wrote:Smackie.smackaholic wrote:What isn't infinitely doable when stoned?
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There is a great gyro place down the street and I live in a college town so there are also a ton of killer sando and salad places.Dinsdale wrote:I'm not a big fast food guy (unless it comes wrapped in a hand made tortilla)...
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Stop it.Moving Sale wrote:sando
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm concerned Van might be dead.
Last post, btw...On Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:58 am Van wrote:And how can the police say that it had nothing to do with his cancer battle? He may have been depressed and committed suicide because of his cancer battle.
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I would like to think that a verbose fukker like Van would have said goodbye.
I know he had mentioned that he was going to have surgery. Hopefully he made it through OK.
I know he had mentioned that he was going to have surgery. Hopefully he made it through OK.
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Bride of Fatsak?poptart wrote:
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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What do you s'pose would happen if...
Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean
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Donald Trump, billionaire business mogul wears cufflinks. And I know for a FACT, he aint gay.R-Jack wrote:Not every person who likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head is a tool, but every tool likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head.
Not every person who wears cargo shorts is a tool, but every tool digs cargo shorts.
Not every person who likes cufflinks is gay...................
Nevermind. Every person who likes cufflinks is gay.
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Wendys and Chick Filet are the GOLD standard when it comes to fast food. And I am not just saying that, I can back it up with FACTS.smackaholic wrote:What isn't infinitely doable when stoned?Dinsdale wrote:I'm not a big fast food guy (unless it comes wrapped in a hand made tortilla), but Wendy's salad bar (or super bar) was infinitely doable when stoned.
I remember when Wendy's came out with that bar, must have been around 1989-90. I'd skip breakfast on a saturday, roll in there around 1 or 2 in the afternoon and proceed to eat my body weight in grub. Mostly from the messican and italian sections. I suspect others did the same so they had to discontinue it.
Wendys is the only one of the big 3, to use non-frozen beef. Just eat a burger from burger King, and then keep track of your bowel movements over the course of the next week. Chances are that you will be farting constantly, and your feces will have a good amount of blood in them.
Breakfast at Burger King is a filthy greasy hell hole. IN CONTRAST, breakfast at Chick Filet is a lesson in dignity. The eggs at Chick Filet were soft and fluffy, the coffee was superb, as was the 100 percent florida OJ.
One of the main reasons I attribute to Chick Filet being superior to Burger King is simple. Chick Filet is a born-again christian company, with impeccable values and morals, and they are closed on Sundays.
Burger King, on the other hand, caters to the lowest scum of society, Criminals and thugs eat there. SO, quite honestly, I am glad the food is dangerous and bad for you, we dont need criminals and thugs living long lives, do we?
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brad has even managed to tard up this thread.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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The fact that you found that his dick didn't taste like shit doesn't prove that he isn't gay.bradhusker wrote:Donald Trump, billionaire business mogul wears cufflinks. And I know for a FACT, he aint gay.R-Jack wrote:Not every person who likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head is a tool, but every tool likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head.
Not every person who wears cargo shorts is a tool, but every tool digs cargo shorts.
Not every person who likes cufflinks is gay...................
Nevermind. Every person who likes cufflinks is gay.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:The fact that you found that his dick didn't taste like shit doesn't prove that he isn't gay.bradhusker wrote:Donald Trump, billionaire business mogul wears cufflinks. And I know for a FACT, he aint gay.R-Jack wrote:Not every person who likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head is a tool, but every tool likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head.
Not every person who wears cargo shorts is a tool, but every tool digs cargo shorts.
Not every person who likes cufflinks is gay...................
Nevermind. Every person who likes cufflinks is gay.
Goober, You hinting that the Donald is gay, is like saying BOTH Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell are feminine.
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HOLY SHIT, is that a package on the first lady or what? Personally, I think Condy Rice is hotter and way more feminine.Roach wrote:There, the brad-tard stink has cooled a little.
Now for this
Or could it be a giant clit? Perish the thought and throw up in my mouf either way
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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He's not hinting anything, just guessing your method of FACT checking.bradhusker wrote:Goober, You hinting that the Donald is gay, is like saying BOTH Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell are feminine.
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Gee, Scott, I'm surprised you don’t have a link on CDS to http://www.liftandsteam.com/
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Bro -- if his reply was IKYABWAI he would have posted something about you waxing your pubes as well.
Instead he posted about lift and steam.
Not the same.
How is it that some KC peeps struggle with the whole IKYABWAI concept? You'd think they would have mastered it by now. Sheesh.
Instead he posted about lift and steam.
Not the same.
How is it that some KC peeps struggle with the whole IKYABWAI concept? You'd think they would have mastered it by now. Sheesh.
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Tell me something... in what fucked up world does saying "KC Scott is wrong" have anything to do with saying "Gobbles McTubesteak is right?" I am not defending him. Link me up to where I said he's right and you're wrong. That would be defending him. Put simply, I only said... you're wrong.
He was neither right nor wrong about anything. Follow?
He was neither right nor wrong about anything. Follow?
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It pisses me off when people use "absolutely" when "yes" would work just fine. I find this is usually done by people that are trying to look smart. The poster boy for this was Mike Tyson.
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Also, I believe Sly Stallone used "absolutely" a lot in the rocky movies, as well as in real life. With his thick brooklyn accent, saying, "absolutely paulie", absolutely, Since Sly didnt have much of an education to begin with, being from the mean streets of Brooklyn, using the word, "absolutely" does seem to make him seem a bit smarter. NO, not really.smackaholic wrote:It pisses me off when people use "absolutely" when "yes" would work just fine. I find this is usually done by people that are trying to look smart. The poster boy for this was Mike Tyson.
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Toddowen wrote:The saying that I don't like that all baseball announcers seem to use these days is that a team is "within a run" of tying the game.
Maybe I'm just too used to dealing with dimensional tolerances and all. But it just sounds to me as if they're saying that a team is something along the lines of .9998ths of a run from tying the game up. As if the last run scored was actually a run and two tens.
Couldn't they just say "They are a run from tying the game?"
That is quite bothersome, BUT what about the fact that you drive on a PARKWAY, and you PARK on a driveway. WTF??
Or, why does the doc ask you to cough while fondling your ball sack?
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I take it as a sign that jtr's massive case of blue balls is about to end ---> and that he's about ready to actually get himself laid.Scott wrote:It is believed this is a sign...
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BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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The Three Christs Ypsilanti
The Three Christs of Ypsilanti (1964) is a book-length psychiatric case study by Milton Rokeach, concerning his experiment with a group of schizophrenic patients at Ypsilanti State Hospital in Ypsilanti, Michigan.
To study the basis for delusional belief systems, brought together three men who each claimed to be Jesus Christ and confronted them with one another's conflicting claims, while encouraging them to interact personally as a support group. Rokeach also attempted to manipulate other aspects of their delusions by inventing messages from imaginary characters. He did not, as he had hoped, provoke any lessening of the patients' delusions, but did document a number of changes in their beliefs.
While initially the three patients quarreled over who was holier and reached the point of physical altercation, they eventually each explained away the other two as being mental patients in a hospital, or dead and being operated by machines.
Rokeach came to think that his research had been manipulative and unethical: "I really had no right, even in the name of science, to play God and interfere round the clock with their daily lives." He offered an apology in the afterword of the 1984 edition of the book.
The Three Christs of Ypsilanti (1964) is a book-length psychiatric case study by Milton Rokeach, concerning his experiment with a group of schizophrenic patients at Ypsilanti State Hospital in Ypsilanti, Michigan.
To study the basis for delusional belief systems, brought together three men who each claimed to be Jesus Christ and confronted them with one another's conflicting claims, while encouraging them to interact personally as a support group. Rokeach also attempted to manipulate other aspects of their delusions by inventing messages from imaginary characters. He did not, as he had hoped, provoke any lessening of the patients' delusions, but did document a number of changes in their beliefs.
While initially the three patients quarreled over who was holier and reached the point of physical altercation, they eventually each explained away the other two as being mental patients in a hospital, or dead and being operated by machines.
Rokeach came to think that his research had been manipulative and unethical: "I really had no right, even in the name of science, to play God and interfere round the clock with their daily lives." He offered an apology in the afterword of the 1984 edition of the book.
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I'd hit it.Atomic Punk wrote:
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Ben and Jerrys Peanut butter cup ice cream should be banned.
Had a small bowl of it last night, putting the last bit back in the freezer. But the fukking shit kept calling my name "C'mon smackie, come finish me off" So, I hopped up, grabbed it from the freezer, walked into the living room and jammed it into cockblock's hand and told him to hurry up and finish it off before I did. Don't have to tell CB to do something like polish off some ben and jerry's twice. Wish that was the case with mowing the lawn or doing his laundry.
Had a small bowl of it last night, putting the last bit back in the freezer. But the fukking shit kept calling my name "C'mon smackie, come finish me off" So, I hopped up, grabbed it from the freezer, walked into the living room and jammed it into cockblock's hand and told him to hurry up and finish it off before I did. Don't have to tell CB to do something like polish off some ben and jerry's twice. Wish that was the case with mowing the lawn or doing his laundry.
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If I had to mow a bunch of dirt/weeds navigating around 8 extension chords over 13 moguls that make up your backyard, I guess I'd procrastinate as well.smackaholic wrote:Wish that was the case with mowing the lawn or doing his laundry.
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Man with 100 pound scrotum turns down free surgery:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/1 ... 08910.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/1 ... 08910.html
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Everyone has an excuse these days.Warren's scrotum prevents him from holding down a job
You can have a 100 lb scrotum and still be, say, a telemarketer, for example.
Sack up, dude.
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Go easy on the dude. Takes balls to walk around like that.
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Work just isn't his bag, baby.
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Dude probably just gets a little testy, what with no job and inflation.
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You're nuts. Who would hire him? Oh well, makes no deferens to me.poptart wrote:You can have a 100 lb scrotum and still be, say, a telemarketer, for example.
Sack up, dude.
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WTF is that he's wearing in place of pants?
Wonder if he's, like, Vesuvius when he GHJO.
Wonder if he's, like, Vesuvius when he GHJO.
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