a little Alba for Crack.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:02 am

oh sweet Lord.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:51 am

I'd lick her toilet seat.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:53 pm

RACK Moby!!!

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:42 pm

the potential wordplay on "crack" here is a hanging curveball.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:19 pm

Holy Pigsknuckle

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:50 pm

Actually, as it happens, I did have the opportunity to perform cunnilingus on Ms. Alba.

Without getting too specific about the incredulous opportunity, let me just say that her inner thighs had that faint smell of cocoanut suntan lotion; and as it combined with her natural fluids, I recall a slight cinnamonny fragrance that, along with the sunset from her balcony, knew that this was going to be a moment I would never release from my burnt cerebral cortex.....

As odd as it may seem, she insisted that I take with me, as a momento of the occasion, 26 pairs of her soiled silk g-string undies.....I may be willing to part with them for the rediculous price of $150.00 @ pr.

pm me for billing instructions, or just send a check to BruinSports Inc., and upon receiving confirmation of your payment, the gleaming fabric will be dispatched to your location......

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:37 pm

The Seer wrote:Actually, as it happens, I did have the opportunity to perform cunnilingus on Ms. Alba.

Without getting too specific about the incredulous opportunity, let me just say that her inner thighs had that faint smell of cocoanut suntan lotion; and as it combined with her natural fluids, I recall a slight cinnamonny fragrance that, along with the sunset from her balcony, knew that this was going to be a moment I would never release from my burnt cerebral cortex.....

As odd as it may seem, she insisted that I take with me, as a momento of the occasion, 26 pairs of her soiled silk g-string undies.....I may be willing to part with them for the rediculous price of $150.00 @ pr.

pm me for billing instructions, or just send a check to BruinSports Inc., and upon receiving confirmation of your payment, the gleaming fabric will be dispatched to your location......

RACK!

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:02 am

The Seer wrote:Actually, as it happens, I did have the opportunity to perform cunnilingus on Ms. Alba.

Without getting too specific about the incredulous opportunity, let me just say that her inner thighs had that faint smell of cocoanut suntan lotion; and as it combined with her natural fluids, I recall a slight cinnamonny fragrance that, along with the sunset from her balcony, knew that this was going to be a moment I would never release from my burnt cerebral cortex.....

As odd as it may seem, she insisted that I take with me, as a momento of the occasion, 26 pairs of her soiled silk g-string undies.....I may be willing to part with them for the rediculous price of $150.00 @ pr.

pm me for billing instructions, or just send a check to BruinSports Inc., and upon receiving confirmation of your payment, the gleaming fabric will be dispatched to your location......

RACK!!!

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:25 am

I mean, yeah, that's just poetry, isn't it?

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:28 am

Rack Seer.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:34 pm

I'd aug'er, front or back, ANY time of month.