the potential wordplay on "crack" here is a hanging curveball.
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
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“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
Actually, as it happens, I did have the opportunity to perform cunnilingus on Ms. Alba.
Without getting too specific about the incredulous opportunity, let me just say that her inner thighs had that faint smell of cocoanut suntan lotion; and as it combined with her natural fluids, I recall a slight cinnamonny fragrance that, along with the sunset from her balcony, knew that this was going to be a moment I would never release from my burnt cerebral cortex.....
As odd as it may seem, she insisted that I take with me, as a momento of the occasion, 26 pairs of her soiled silk g-string undies.....I may be willing to part with them for the rediculous price of $150.00 @ pr.
pm me for billing instructions, or just send a check to BruinSports Inc., and upon receiving confirmation of your payment, the gleaming fabric will be dispatched to your location......
The Seer wrote:Actually, as it happens, I did have the opportunity to perform cunnilingus on Ms. Alba.
Without getting too specific about the incredulous opportunity, let me just say that her inner thighs had that faint smell of cocoanut suntan lotion; and as it combined with her natural fluids, I recall a slight cinnamonny fragrance that, along with the sunset from her balcony, knew that this was going to be a moment I would never release from my burnt cerebral cortex.....
As odd as it may seem, she insisted that I take with me, as a momento of the occasion, 26 pairs of her soiled silk g-string undies.....I may be willing to part with them for the rediculous price of $150.00 @ pr.
pm me for billing instructions, or just send a check to BruinSports Inc., and upon receiving confirmation of your payment, the gleaming fabric will be dispatched to your location......
RACK!
Jihad is hump of Islam...and Islam wants to hump us very much.
The Seer wrote:Actually, as it happens, I did have the opportunity to perform cunnilingus on Ms. Alba.
Without getting too specific about the incredulous opportunity, let me just say that her inner thighs had that faint smell of cocoanut suntan lotion; and as it combined with her natural fluids, I recall a slight cinnamonny fragrance that, along with the sunset from her balcony, knew that this was going to be a moment I would never release from my burnt cerebral cortex.....
As odd as it may seem, she insisted that I take with me, as a momento of the occasion, 26 pairs of her soiled silk g-string undies.....I may be willing to part with them for the rediculous price of $150.00 @ pr.
pm me for billing instructions, or just send a check to BruinSports Inc., and upon receiving confirmation of your payment, the gleaming fabric will be dispatched to your location......