What is it that you don't do well?
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What is it that you don't do well?
We all have some talent(s).
But there is also that nagging thing(s) we don't do well... and probably never have.
We see other people doing this thing, and it looks like it's no problem.
But we just can't get it.
Maybe singing, maybe math, maybe throwing a baseball...
What is that thing you are just not good at?
But there is also that nagging thing(s) we don't do well... and probably never have.
We see other people doing this thing, and it looks like it's no problem.
But we just can't get it.
Maybe singing, maybe math, maybe throwing a baseball...
What is that thing you are just not good at?
Re: What is it that you don't do well?
Cooking rice.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
Go to my right in basketball. As a lefty, i had great control going to my left. Once a defender realized my weakness, they could shut me down defensively. Had to score early and often if I was to score at all. Great players in sports like hoops, LAX, and hockey don't have that problem.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
Never could hit a curve ball, have a hard time working a golf ball right to left, the French language, having patience with stupid people.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
The list of things I don't do well is longer than the other.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
Lost your sig already?
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
short term memory loss is a thing I do well.
I hate sigs. But I lost a stupid fucking bet because a KC Paul lookalike and his sorry ass team were inferior to the greatness that is the Pittsburg Steelers.
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Preventing oneself from responding to yet another lame poptard postpoptart wrote:What is that thing you are just not good at?
in which said poster almost never gives his own answer.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
I'm not good at listing things that I don't do well.
Re: What is it that you don't do well?
Sounds like a job interview question.
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Might as well give it a shot. Can't be any worse than my usual hit and miss method.Jsc810 wrote:I used to have that problem, which is a big problem in south Louisiana. But now it is no problem because I cook it just like pasta for about 10 minutes and then drain it, with a little salt and oil in the water.mvscal wrote:Cooking rice.
I can make Japanese sticky rice and risotto fine. Plain white rice always seems to fuck me up.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
I just use twice as much water as rice (usually 2 cups water/1 cup rice), bring water to a boil with a little salt & butter, stir in rice, reduce heat to low, cover, simmer for ~20 minutes, remove from heat, let it sit for a couple minutes, stir & serve. Comes out perfect every time.mvscal wrote:Plain white rice always seems to fuck me up.Jsc810 wrote:I cook it just like pasta for about 10 minutes and then drain it, with a little salt and oil in the water.mvscal wrote:Cooking rice.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
Is throwing a ball your contribution Pops?
Playing tennis for me (the irony aside Pops).
I am a decent enough athlete but for whatever reason will never be able to play that game with any consistency, regardless of coaching...
Playing tennis for me (the irony aside Pops).
I am a decent enough athlete but for whatever reason will never be able to play that game with any consistency, regardless of coaching...
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
what SC said. 2/1, a little salt. As soon as it reaches a boils, drop heat to very low, cook covered for 14 minutes.
Works every time. Or you can cheat and use the rice cooker like the OL does. They use less water, closer to 1/1. They do work very well.
Of course, if you have no taste buds or mouth feel at all, you can use minute rice.
My list.
Finishing things.
ADD is a mofo. I get them done to the point where they are functional (sort of) and move onto the next project. BTW, the deck did get completely finished, but there.
As for wolfie's affliction, yeah, going to the left ain't happening. Going to the right, I was half decent at as a kid, but, never could master dribbling without staring at the ball. I pretty much suck at bball.
Another one is doing multiple things at once. Brain is just not wired that way. Found that out as a kid i my first job at Friendlys Ice Cream. Tried to run the grill at lunch time. Boy was that ugly. Being a good short order cook is an art form.
Works every time. Or you can cheat and use the rice cooker like the OL does. They use less water, closer to 1/1. They do work very well.
Of course, if you have no taste buds or mouth feel at all, you can use minute rice.
My list.
Finishing things.
ADD is a mofo. I get them done to the point where they are functional (sort of) and move onto the next project. BTW, the deck did get completely finished, but there.
As for wolfie's affliction, yeah, going to the left ain't happening. Going to the right, I was half decent at as a kid, but, never could master dribbling without staring at the ball. I pretty much suck at bball.
Another one is doing multiple things at once. Brain is just not wired that way. Found that out as a kid i my first job at Friendlys Ice Cream. Tried to run the grill at lunch time. Boy was that ugly. Being a good short order cook is an art form.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
mvscal, why don't you try a rice cooker? They work.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
With me, it is definitely fielding a baseball. I could stand in the box and hit, I couldn't field a lick.
Oh yea, I'm not able to go to my left. Not even a little.
There’s more, lots more. Save your keystrokes clones.
Oh yea, I'm not able to go to my left. Not even a little.
There’s more, lots more. Save your keystrokes clones.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
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There's a long list of things I don't do well.
- I don't do well at picking up last call bar skanks @ 2:30 A.M
- I don't do Wednesday night beers, blunts & bowling well
- I'm not good at scurvy defense lawyer tactics
- I'm not good at waving my fist at criminal fucking Jews
- I'm not good at buying wifey luxury autos and Lovie Howell items
- I don't do well with black cock
- I'm not good at vicodin, owls, phone-calling, and wheelchair calisthenics
- I don't do gay renfair prancing very well
- I don't handle mops that well
- I'm not good at RACKing Biggie
- I'm not good at going online to parrot Al Gore's bullshit
- I'm not good at motorcycling out to farmland to take pics of stumps, bushes and rust
- I'm not good at being a FAT FUCKING RETARD in a puffy red coat
- I'm not good at wowing half-lit interweb losers with interesting music history factoids
I'm not particularly good at Mondays, drawing, singing, or serving aces.
- I don't do well at picking up last call bar skanks @ 2:30 A.M
- I don't do Wednesday night beers, blunts & bowling well
- I'm not good at scurvy defense lawyer tactics
- I'm not good at waving my fist at criminal fucking Jews
- I'm not good at buying wifey luxury autos and Lovie Howell items
- I don't do well with black cock
- I'm not good at vicodin, owls, phone-calling, and wheelchair calisthenics
- I don't do gay renfair prancing very well
- I don't handle mops that well
- I'm not good at RACKing Biggie
- I'm not good at going online to parrot Al Gore's bullshit
- I'm not good at motorcycling out to farmland to take pics of stumps, bushes and rust
- I'm not good at being a FAT FUCKING RETARD in a puffy red coat
- I'm not good at wowing half-lit interweb losers with interesting music history factoids
I'm not particularly good at Mondays, drawing, singing, or serving aces.
Re: What is it that you don't do well?
I bought two different models and both burned the bottom of the pot.trev wrote:mvscal, why don't you try a rice cooker? They work.
Uncle Ben's works for me.
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Neither am I. But if we're talking fully lit interweb losers and non-interesting factoids, I'm your huckleberry.poptart wrote:I'm not good at wowing half-lit interweb losers with interesting music history factoids
"I see everything twice!"
Re: What is it that you don't do well?
Smackie was on his A-game last night. The only thing missing with those info-nuggets was that *pop* sound drop like they had in Pop-up Videos.
Kind of ironic that I can't "go to my right" and BSmack can't "go to his left", get it?
Kind of ironic that I can't "go to my right" and BSmack can't "go to his left", get it?
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
Left Seater wrote:Never could hit a curve ball, have a hard time working a golf ball right to left, the French language, having patience with stupid people.
i still cringe when i think of the first time i saw a curve.
going to school ina town of population 600 we didnt play again "great" athletes. 8 man football type talent..
anyhow...i remember like it was yesterday first pitch was a curve and i about jump out of my shoes....."STRIKE!"
ended up getting hit 3 pitches later that didnt curve lol
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So you stormed the field, exclaiming "this is fucking bullshit" and punched out the 3rd base coach, right?schmick wrote:I tried going to a girlfriends sons fall ball baseball game 2 months ago and one of the things I am unable to do is bite my tongue when I see poorly coached or poorly executed baseball, even if its by 9-10 year olds
I hate sigs. But I lost a stupid fucking bet because a KC Paul lookalike and his sorry ass team were inferior to the greatness that is the Pittsburg Steelers.
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Sorry, pops. Drawing a blank over here.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
the humility is inspirational.
I hate sigs. But I lost a stupid fucking bet because a KC Paul lookalike and his sorry ass team were inferior to the greatness that is the Pittsburg Steelers.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
I'm here to help.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Holy crap, a solid take from Schmick.schmick wrote:
In all sports you play defense with your feet, football, basketball, hockey, baseball, it doesnt matter.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
I can't make quinoa.
I suck at flipping eggs and not breaking the yolk.
I'm a shitty driver.
I can't fake like someone.
I don't manage my season tickets well.
I can't stay mad.
I can't get my timing right for a medium steak.
If I don't put an alarm in my phone or calendar I forget what I'm supposed to do or where to go.
I suck at flipping eggs and not breaking the yolk.
I'm a shitty driver.
I can't fake like someone.
I don't manage my season tickets well.
I can't stay mad.
I can't get my timing right for a medium steak.
If I don't put an alarm in my phone or calendar I forget what I'm supposed to do or where to go.
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Admitting is the first step in recovery, Sam.Sudden Sam wrote:What is it that you don't do well?
Vet potential wives.
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Wives are overrated.Sudden Sam wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:Admitting is the first step in recovery, Sam.Sudden Sam wrote:What is it that you don't do well?
Vet potential wives.
I'm in the midst of a 17 year rehab program.
Re: What is it that you don't do well?
I can't seem to get any fans to show up to Stanford games.
Re: What is it that you don't do well?
schmick wrote: When you're single you are as happy as you truly are, when you're married you're only as happy as the least happy person in the marriage
Here's to another year of true happiness
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Re: What is it that you don't do well?
You're rightschmick wrote: When you're single you are as happy as you truly are, when you're married you're only as happy as the least happy person in the marriage
Here's to another year of true happiness
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F yes!schmick wrote:Here's to another year of true happiness