An early X-Mas Present

[Dee Snutz]

Sniffle, sniffle....DeeTard and ucantgetlaid are pickin' on me...sniffle, sniffle.

Life picked on you, loser. Thank God for the internet, right? Where you and your tiny dick, bad skin, hair loss, and shitty career can hide anonymously and finally be an Alpha male.

[Dee Snutz]

But in the end.. you're still a probation officer. And we thank you for that. Just remember that this is the next guy in line for your job.

[Dee Snutz]

Twas a few weeks before Christmas, when all night and day
Dee Snutz was worrying about what he might say.
He said he was leaving, but he couldn’t resist,
Reading threads and posts on the board that he missed.

At night he lay all snug in his bed,
While visions of racks danced in his head.
He so much wanted the respect of those guys,
That beating he received brought a tear to his eye.

A clever comeback was what he now sought.
His arms and legs shivered, his forehead grew hot.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and called for Kid Gash.

A voice sounded loudly from the new-fallen snow
Giving him inspiration of how this might go .
A dick sucking limerick was the key to his return,
On Jay in Phoenix he would apply the burn.

For hours he worked on his poem so clever,
He typed in the words, putting rhymes together
He laughed out loud as he wrote this hilarity
Surely this would secure his desired popularity

Convinced he had now written a sure-fire hit,
He pressed his little finger on the submit.
To his horror the responses were not as planned.
He was still a putz, his poem was panned.

A scolding from Mace, a critique from Ken
Warnings from Wags again and again.
Gibes from Goober McToober and Carson,
Derron and Mgo both piling on.

”Why don’t these boys at T1B like me?”
Dee says to himself, now down on his knees.
”I made fun of Jay, he should have gone south,
Now it’s me kneeling with a cock in my mouth.”

Hey, Grampa, shouldn't you be checking the swelling of your prostate?

[Mace]

Rack ML. Now that's how it's supposed to be done, DeeTard.

It's Saturday night DeeTard and it's obvious that ucant is wanting to hook up with you. Hell, he's oiled his body and is prancing around at his place with his AP panties on and anxiously anticipating your arrival. I'd say don't disappoint him but I fear that you'll both be disappointed. Have fun.

[Dee Snutz]

Twas a few weeks before Christmas, when all night and day
Dee Snutz was worrying about what he might say.
He said he was leaving, but he couldn’t resist,
Reading threads and posts on the board that he missed.

At night he lay all snug in his bed,
While visions of racks danced in his head.
He so much wanted the respect of those guys,
That beating he received brought a tear to his eye.

A clever comeback was what he now sought.
His arms and legs shivered, his forehead grew hot.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and called for Kid Gash.

A voice sounded loudly from the new-fallen snow
Giving him inspiration of how this might go .
A dick sucking limerick was the key to his return,
On Jay in Phoenix he would apply the burn.

For hours he worked on his poem so clever,
He typed in the words, putting rhymes together
He laughed out loud as he wrote this hilarity
Surely this would secure his desired popularity

Convinced he had now written a sure-fire hit,
He pressed his little finger on the submit.
To his horror the responses were not as planned.
He was still a putz, his poem was panned.

A scolding from Mace, a critique from Ken
Warnings from Wags again and again.
Gibes from Goober McToober and Carson,
Derron and Mgo both piling on.

”Why don’t these boys at T1B like me?”
Dee says to himself, now down on his knees.
”I made fun of Jay, he should have gone south,
Now it’s me kneeling with a cock in my mouth.”

Hey, grampa. Sorry that Wal Mart eliminated your position. But now you have bigger things to worry about. Like that swelling prostate.

[Dee Snutz]

Rack ML. Now that's how it's supposed to be done, DeeTard.

It's Saturday night DeeTard and it's obvious that ucant is wanting to hook up with you. Hell, he's oiled his body and is prancing around at his place with his AP panties on and anxiously anticipating your arrival. I'd say don't disappoint him but I fear that you'll both be disappointed. Have fun.

What's w your gay obsession? Is that why you got into being a probation officer? Like some kid will suck your dick to keep from violating his probation? You need to be investigated. It's obvious you're a fucking loser weirdo.

[Dee Snutz]

By the way, Mace. You haven't told us how many jobs you failed at before settling into that shit job of probation officer. Do tell. I'm pretty sure nobody sets out in life to be a probation officer. That's kinda where every piece of shit w a Phoenix Institute degree ends up.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

It's Saturday night DeeTard and it's obvious that ucant is wanting to hook up with you.

He's not quoted in any post of mine. Ever. Futhermore, I'd never be dumb enough to waste my time with such an obvious pile-on troll. Can you say the same, dumbfuck?

[Dee Snutz]

It's Saturday night DeeTard and it's obvious that ucant is wanting to hook up with you.

He's not quoted in any post of mine. Ever. Futhermore, I'd never be dumb enough to waste my time with such an obvious pile-on troll. Can you say the same, dumbfuck?

Nothing is more funny than a needy of acceptance internet loser. R-Jack's signature is prime evidence. What a douchebag.

[Mace]

It's Saturday night DeeTard and it's obvious that ucant is wanting to hook up with you.

He's not quoted in any post of mine. Ever. Futhermore, I'd never be dumb enough to waste my time with such an obvious pile-on troll. Can you say the same, dumbfuck?

He's almost dumb enough to be your troll...but not quite. Now get back to oiling up your body and looking in the mirror, you self absorbed piece of shit.

[Dee Snutz]

It's Saturday night DeeTard and it's obvious that ucant is wanting to hook up with you.

He's not quoted in any post of mine. Ever. Futhermore, I'd never be dumb enough to waste my time with such an obvious pile-on troll. Can you say the same, dumbfuck?

He's almost dumb enough to be your troll...but not quite. Now get back to oiling up your body and looking in the mirror, you self absorbed piece of shit.

I'll bet I can get you hopping around on one leg. You're so fucking stupid.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Snutzy, could you say something bad about Canada?

[Dee Snutz]

Snutzy, could you say something bad about Canada?

No. I love Canada. They have provided us w the greatest maple syrup.

[Left Seater]

Failed athletes become officials?

You claim you were an athlete and therefore not an official. Huh, where did you get your college scholarship again? Who did you sign your pro co tract with? Wait, what? You didn't do either, sounds like you are the failed athlete. Hell, even M2 had scholarship offers as a running back

So please explain again how I failed in my athletic career.

Shame on me for giving back to the game that gave so much to me. No wonder people feel sad for you.

[Dee Snutz]

Failed athletes become officials?

You claim you were an athlete and therefore not an official. Huh, where did you get your college scholarship again? Who did you sign your pro co tract with? Wait, what? You didn't do either, sounds like you are the failed athlete. Hell, even M2 had scholarship offers as a running back

So please explain again how I failed in my athletic career.

Shame on me for giving back to the game that gave so much to me. No wonder people feel sad for you.

I read about the first 1/3rd of this before I concluded it was posted by a moron.

[Left Seater]

Tell you what tardling, you choose the sport and I will pay all your expenses for the first two years while you attempt to learn to officiate.

Granted you will man down and give some crappy response to mask your fears of failing at it.

[Mace]

Failed athletes become officials?

You claim you were an athlete and therefore not an official. Huh, where did you get your college scholarship again? Who did you sign your pro co tract with? Wait, what? You didn't do either, sounds like you are the failed athlete. Hell, even M2 had scholarship offers as a running back

So please explain again how I failed in my athletic career.

Shame on me for giving back to the game that gave so much to me. No wonder people feel sad for you.

I read about the first 1/3rd of this before I concluded it was posted by a moron.

Too many big words? C'mon, Lefty, you have to dumb it down for this stupid little troll.

[Dee Snutz]

Failed athletes become officials?

You claim you were an athlete and therefore not an official. Huh, where did you get your college scholarship again? Who did you sign your pro co tract with? Wait, what? You didn't do either, sounds like you are the failed athlete. Hell, even M2 had scholarship offers as a running back

So please explain again how I failed in my athletic career.

Shame on me for giving back to the game that gave so much to me. No wonder people feel sad for you.

I read about the first 1/3rd of this before I concluded it was posted by a moron.

Too many big words? C'mon, Lefty, you have to dumb it down for this stupid little troll.

Hey, Mace. Have you ever succeeded in anything in life? You seem to be a shitty, socially autistic, stunted human being. Ever succeed in anything? And don't say being a probation officer. Because we've seen your temperament here. You're like a child.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Too many big words? C'mon, Lefty, you have to dumb it down for this stupid little troll.

So you readily admit you know you're responding to a troll... and who's the stupid one here?

Much like shitting yourself, you just can't stop yourself, eh?

[Mace]

Too many big words? C'mon, Lefty, you have to dumb it down for this stupid little troll.

So you readily admit you know you're responding to a troll... and who's the stupid one here?

Much like shitting yourself, you just can't stop yourself, eh?

Your date with DeeTard is over already?

Of course he's someone's troll, you ankle biting bitch.

[Dee Snutz]

Too many big words? C'mon, Lefty, you have to dumb it down for this stupid little troll.

So you readily admit you know you're responding to a troll... and who's the stupid one here?

Much like shitting yourself, you just can't stop yourself, eh?

Your date with DeeTard is over already?

Of course he's someone's troll, you ankle biting bitch.

When "troll" is in your vernacular, you're probably a loser. When a troll is upsetting your life, you are a loser.

[Dee Snutz]

Hey, Mace, can you explain the infield fly rule again.?

[Dee Snutz]

Or how Justin Bieber is the Beatles. Can you explain that to everyone? We're all ears.

[Left Seater]

Hey, Mace, can you explain the infield fly rule again.?

Every 9 year old that has thrown a ball knows that rule, not surprising you don't.

[Dee Snutz]

Hey, Mace, can you explain the infield fly rule again.?

Every 9 year old that has thrown a ball knows that rule, not surprising you don't.

Yeah, I was a athlete. I played. I didn't give a shit about the rule. I wasn't gonna call somebody a douchebag on the internet 30 yrs later. I left that up to Mace. Who wasn't an athlete. He was an Umpire.

[Dee Snutz]

Hey, Mace, can you explain the infield fly rule again.?

Every 9 year old that has thrown a ball knows that rule, not surprising you don't.

Yeah, I was an athlete. I played. I didn't give a shit about the rule. I wasn't gonna call somebody a douchebag on the internet 30 yrs later. I left that up to Mace. Who wasn't an athlete. He was an Umpire. a 20 yr veteran

[Dee Snutz]

Hey, Mace. Can you explain why you were an umpire fore 20 yrs? That seems really Jerry Sandusky-ish.

[Left Seater]

Yeah, I was an athlete. I played. I didn't give a shit about the rule.

Hard to play and not give a crap about the rules. Coming from you this isn't surprising.

But if it wasn't for guys like Mace, you wouldn't have played and would have been stuck playing catch with your mom.


Props to Mace for 20 years. I have been calling for 14 and hope to go well past twenty.

[Mace]

Contrary to what our little troll would like to believe, I also played the game in high school and college and have coached at both levels as well. I also knew the infield fly rule when I played Little League. I gave up football officiating when my son started playing varsity football and have never returned.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Of course he's someone's troll, you ankle biting bitch.

So you admit you're being trolled, and yet, you still respond?

Good to see you're an equal opportunity smack pinata. It doesn't matter if you're a shit troll or a legit poster, you can literally smack the shit of Mace's diaper. And he likes it.

[Dee Snutz]

Yeah, I was an athlete. I played. I didn't give a shit about the rule.

Hard to play and not give a crap about the rules. Coming from you this isn't surprising.

But if it wasn't for guys like Mace, you wouldn't have played and would have been stuck playing catch with your mom.


Props to Mace for 20 years. I have been calling for 14 and hope to go well past twenty.

Yes, we need losers like Mace. There's always a need for that dipshit to pummel in dodgeball, stuff into lockers, and pull his underwear waste band over his forehead. Where do you think probation officers, umpires, and internet tough guys come from?

[R-Jack]

Now for my early xmas gift to the board.