Would you hit it ... ?

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titlover wrote:those things are perfect
Minor nit, but I suppose they could be a little bigger. When it comes to women's tits, there's no such thing as too big.
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Yes, there most definitely is.
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Not for me, there isn't.

Mind you, I'm talking strictly about tits. Now, there might be other parts on the woman's body that are a little too big.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Mind you, I'm talking strictly about tits.
Thanks for clearing that up, bro. I wasn't sure what you meant here:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:When it comes to women's tits, there's no such thing as too big.
I thought you were talking about labias.

:?

So -- Chelsea Charms... not too big? Cindy Fulsom... could be bigger?

Really?
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"Workout guy" actually knows the screen names of porn stars? One would think you could attract women if you're all buffed like KC Scott says. haha
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Atomic Punk wrote:"Workout guy" actually knows the screen names of porn stars?
WTF is wrong with that? :?
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Atomic Punk wrote:"Workout guy" actually knows the screen names of porn stars?
Which is a normal hetro thing. Much unlike you, who posts pics of your gay bleeding ass in dyke undies.
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"gaylord"?

Holy crap, Alec is Samurai Gangbang?! Or, even more disturbing...his sister?
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:When it comes to women's tits, there's no such thing as too big.
Nonsense. Even you would gag at the unveiling of these nasty, oversized udders...

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And don't make me dredge up pics of "BBW" black chicks with areolas the size of Roundtables' "Big Vinnie" pizza.
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Van wrote:And don't make me dredge up pics of "BBW" black chicks with areolas the size of Roundtables' "Big Vinnie" pizza.
IB's tits are that big, eh?
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Here you go, Terry...

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Checkmate.
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Not so fast, VAN. They could be just a llllllllliiiiitttttlllllllllleeeee bit bigger.


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Van wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:When it comes to women's tits, there's no such thing as too big.
Nonsense. Even you would gag at the unveiling of these nasty, oversized udders...

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I believe in Terry's case it's more a matter of self-defense. If his enraged gorilla wife's arms were shorter than her tits, he might not get beaten quite as badly.
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Van wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:When it comes to women's tits, there's no such thing as too big.
Nonsense. Even you would gag at the unveiling of these nasty, oversized udders...

Image

And don't make me dredge up pics of "BBW" black chicks with areolas the size of Roundtables' "Big Vinnie" pizza.

once we delve into the realm of those size tits, then we must fuck them because of the sheer novelty of it....it's our duty as men.
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Nope, still haven't convinced me.

And my wife's arms are shorter than her tits . . . well, almost.
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Terry, c'mon. This...

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...didn't convince you?

No wonder you root for Notre Dame.

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I'm not sure I could even jack off onto those knockers without bursting into alternating fits of laughter and revulsion.
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Surprised that thin fabric holds them udders up..seems to me that 1/4 inch cable would be required for that weight.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Not for me, there isn't.

Mind you, I'm talking strictly about tits. Now, there might be other parts on the woman's body that are a little too big.
IVO?

You married a blacvk woman right? You realize that usually the ratio of tit to booty is the opposite of what you just typed.

Dins, I'm curious. You hog so I'm thinking that many times you've been with a pig who has huge breasts. Does your revulsion stop you from fucking her or do you just do the deed and worry about personal preferences another time?
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Invictus wrote:Does your revulsion stop you from fucking her or do you just do the deed and worry about personal preferences another time?

Standards are for guys who don't get laid.
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mvscal wrote:
Van wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:When it comes to women's tits, there's no such thing as too big.
Nonsense. Even you would gag at the unveiling of these nasty, oversized udders...

Image
I believe in Terry's case it's more a matter of self-defense. If his enraged gorilla wife's arms were shorter than her tits, he might not get beaten quite as badly.
mvs, I stumbled across a site recently that I think you might like: chimpout.com. I've been reading it for a few weeks and it has been very engrossing.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Invictus wrote:Does your revulsion stop you from fucking her or do you just do the deed and worry about personal preferences another time?

Standards are for guys who don't get laid.
Outstanding! I value your insight into these things. Now, the below woman:
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is she beyond penile redemption?

Recently, a woman who has gone through a gastric bypass has told someone that she is interested in me. While the thought of easy, insecure pussy intrigues me, the thought of the horrors that await me when she removes her clothes makes my penis cry and yell at me. Fat is one thing but how do you deal with post surgery scars/bodies? I'd rather jerk off personally but she lives almost an hour and a half away and is as country as a chicken coup (thank you Ordell Robey) so I'm tempted to buy two 40s and reach out to her.

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Invictus wrote:mvs, I stumbled across a site recently that I think you might like: chimpout.com. I've been reading it for a few weeks and it has been very engrossing.
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While standards are indeed for guys who don't get laid, the above example pushes the bounds of hogging.

I'll occasionally throw my hat in the ring with the standard-bearing celebates, on special occasions.


As far as your surgically altered doughgirl, I say "go for it." While the scars may not be the most appealing attribute... that's where the booze comes into play... it allows you to think outside the box... turn that liability iunto an asset -- push the sides of that scar into a trench/furrow, slap the hogging stick in there, and hack away til you splatter that sheeeot.

Just my humble opinion.
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Dinsdale wrote:While standards are indeed for guys who don't get laid, the above example pushes the bounds of hogging.

I'll occasionally throw my hat in the ring with the standard-bearing celebates, on special occasions.


As far as your surgically altered doughgirl, I say "go for it." While the scars may not be the most appealing attribute... that's where the booze comes into play... it allows you to think outside the box... turn that liability iunto an asset -- push the sides of that scar into a trench/furrow, slap the hogging stick in there, and hack away til you splatter that sheeeot.

Just my humble opinion.
Surely a self proclaimed cocksman like yourself has some standards...? No ?

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Dinsdale wrote:As far as your surgically altered doughgirl, I say "go for it." While the scars may not be the most appealing attribute... that's where the booze comes into play... it allows you to think outside the box... turn that liability iunto an asset -- push the sides of that scar into a trench/furrow, slap the hogging stick in there, and hack away til you splatter that sheeeot.

Just my humble opinion.
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Go Coogs' wrote:
Have you been to my house?

Which one was yours?
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Dinsdale wrote:
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Have you been to my house?

Which one was yours?

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