Would you hit it ... ?

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Would you hit it ... ?

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Yeah, that would be a "good hit."

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Good hit??? How can you call that a "good hit?" You could get a concussion with those tits bouncing off your dome, idiot.

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I'd make her clean up her room first.. while in the nude. That heart necklace is also just a cock-block device given to her from her "boyfriend"
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jiminphilly wrote:I'd make her clean up her room first.. while in the nude.
Pretty much. What a slob.
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How is this even a question?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:How is this even a question?
Look who's asking the question to begin with. I bet if she had a dick he wouldn't be asking.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:How is this even a question?
This.
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those things are perfect
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Mgo, more than likely M2 is going to come back claiming that he's "hitting it," which was his sole reason for starting this thread. He's done this before, only he usually posts pics of decent-looking Ren Faire girls that he's supposedly fucking.

It's all very mature.
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trev wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:How is this even a question?
This.

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m2 has posted this girls pic before. A few years ago. His fried up brain probably forgot.
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Van wrote:Mgo, more than likely M2 is going to come back claiming that he's "hitting it," which was his sole reason for starting this thread. He's done this before, only he usually posts pics of decent-looking Ren Faire girls that he's supposedly fucking.

It's all very mature.
If that's the case he should've cut out the website in the lower right corner of the photo before saving it to his photobucket account. Not that that would make it any more believeable...
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trev wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:How is this even a question?
This.
Yeah? Go on.
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Snagging pics off the internet is what he usually does, and it never stopped him before from making similar claims.

Hey, maybe that's not even what he's up to this time. Who knows? It just seems fairly likely.
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KC Scott wrote:If you Google http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff33 ... nd%20Boobs you get about 4 pages of resluts
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:How is this even a question?
For toolio this poses a very serious dilemma. The odds that a chick like that is sporting a dick are pretty slim. Why would he risk such a low probability scenario?
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I always assume these threads aren't addressed to me.
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Excellent point, mvscal. Maybe M2 was genuinely polling instead of trolling the board, unsure of his own answer.
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Dinsdale wrote:I always assume these threads aren't addressed to me.
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Her tits are fine, but her stomach is a little too flat for my liking.
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Go Coogs' wrote:Her tits are fine, but her stomach is a little too flat for my liking.
coogs, have you ever tapped anything you outweighed?

you should try it sometime. it's kinda fun.
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Go Coogs' wrote:Her tits are fine, but her stomach is a little too flat for my liking.
Don't her hips make up for it? Come on now...
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trev, he's making a self-deprecating joke. He's married to Rumplewife, remember?
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Van wrote:trev, he's making a self-deprecating joke. He's married to Rumplewife, remember?
I'd roll her in flour and spasmodically thrust home to the wet spot. So would most of the heterosexuals who post here.

Admit it.
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mvscal wrote:
Van wrote:trev, he's making a self-deprecating joke. He's married to Rumplewife, remember?
I'd roll her in flour and spasmodically thrust home to the wet spot. So would most of the heterosexuals who post here.

Admit it.
C'mon, man. Show a little respect for Milton's imaginary girlfriend.

He goes through all that trouble to Google/steal these pics...and this is the way he's treated?

Shameful really.
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Jesus felching christos. Regardless of the author, this thread contains some of the most immaculate, boner-popping cans I've ever seen - a pic I've beat off to twice already - and Spray's still got faggots and man ass on the brain.

There is no hope for you, bud.
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mvscal wrote: Admit it.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that wasn't directed to me.
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trev wrote:m2 has posted this girls pic before. A few years ago. His fried up brain probably forgot.

Link ?... you drunk whore


This should come with a bottle of Stoli...
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Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote: Admit it.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that wasn't directed to me.
You're on a roll.
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M2 wrote:
trev wrote:m2 has posted this girls pic before. A few years ago. His fried up brain probably forgot.

Link ?... you drunk whore


This should come with a bottle of Stoli...
Like I want to muddle thru 4K of your shit posts? You posted this skank before. Get over it.
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M2 wrote:
trev wrote:m2 has posted this girls pic before. A few years ago. His fried up brain probably forgot.

Link ?... you drunk whore
The first woman to communicate directly with you in three years and you typed THAT?

No wonder you "pull" for Cal...
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trev wrote:
Like I want to muddle thru 4K of your shit posts? You posted this skank before. Get over it.

Look you drunk skank... if you or anyone on this board can find it... I'll NEVER post on this board again.

If you or anyone on this board can't find it... you'll NEVER post on this board again...


Make the call... slut.
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Little mTool, first answer this. Who is this girl? Why do you have her picture and why are you posting it here? (Again) Where did you get this picture?
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trev wrote:Little mTool, first answer this. Who is this girl? Why do you have her picture and why are you posting it here? (Again) Where did you get this picture?

Slut, you were the one that said I posted this women's pick before.


I made you an offer to substantiate your integrity and sobriety.



You make the call... you fucking drunk.
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What was your purpose of posting the pic? Are you claiming this is your "girl friend" or is it a random pic off the internet I've actually seen on other web sites? The obvious answer to every male except Diego and mebbe a few females that post here is: "Yes, we would hit it."

So why did you post it?
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Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
Yes, that just happened.
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