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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Zyclone wrote:I very sure I could knock out pretty much anyone here on this board.
Whoa, settle down there, Shamrock. It's just a smack board. Look, I very sure that with all the rigorous training you've been going through you're just DYING for an opportunity to bust out your sweet moves. But, dude ... the tough guy routine? On a message board? With both your promoting AND your epic fighting skills, I'm sure you can set something up on a Kansas City freeway exit ramp in less than 24 hours.
While you have spent the better half of this decade trying to get net cred ive been making money and ive also been doing my passiion MMA/BJJ Muay Thai.
Wow. Irony just put you in a choke hold and submitted your oompa loompa lookin ass. So years and years of posting pictures of "hotties" with their arms forcibly draped over you, and group shots of you and your "boyz", your cars, your condo, your fucking wine collection ... what exactly were you trying to accomplish with all that, stud?

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Hell im pretty sure i wouldnt have to even throw a punch just Brabo choke yout fat ass in all of 30 seconds or go for the 50/50 and blow out yout Knee!

Tap or snap it's your choice! :wink:
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Zyclone wrote: Tap or snap it's your choice! :wink:
That's just about the gayest thing I've read here all week. The gayest.
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so where are the youtube vids of you in the ring, zy?

what's your record ......in real time?
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smackaholic wrote:so where are the youtube vids of you in the ring, zy?

what's your record ......in real time?
Only train I was offered a few pro fights but I look at myself more as a teacher being 40 now, I do have some NAGA wins in video on you tube looks unfer yamamsaki. Hell in 99 i took the expert division as a white belt alll by sub!
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Zyclone wrote:...yamamsaki....
AP got some of that on his mirror. Windex cleaned it right up.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
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His tongue did most of the work, credit where due.
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Zyclone wrote:Only train I was offered a few pro fights but I look at myself more as a teacher being 40 now, I do have some WGARA wins in video on you tube looks unfer yamamsaki. Hell in 99 i took the midget division as a white belt alll by sub!
Which one are you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk4tzSHHjy8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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PSUFAN wrote:His tongue did most of the work, credit where due.
Well, yeah...I mean...technically...
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Zyclone wrote:
smackaholic wrote:so where are the youtube vids of you in the ring, zy?

what's your record ......in real time?
Only train I was offered
and y'all try and bust me for being prescient? Damn.

Buy more bleach, fuckers. It's a visually cruel world.

:)

Just be happy I was unable to find any midgets pulling a train.

I did try, but TVO has upped his server security.
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Also, in 99, Zy starred in various porn videos, won the surfing championship in California, had sex with over 300 models, made $769k in real estate deals, trained Shamu to play the harmonica to the tune of "Just a Gigalo", killed baby seals in Newfoundland, translated 'To Kill A Mockingbird' into Swahili, all the while never leaving his shitty apartment in Maryland.

You all should know better than to doubt the almighty Zy!!!!
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Answer: When even Shrubs doesnt have your back.

Question: When do you know you've hit an all time low in your life.
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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:killed baby seals in Newfoundland
Technically, no. They just tapped out.
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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Also, in 99, Zy starred in various porn videos, won the surfing championship in California, had sex with over 300 models, made $769k in real estate deals, trained Shamu to play the harmonica to the tune of "Just a Gigalo", killed baby seals in Newfoundland, translated 'To Kill A Mockingbird' into Swahili, all the while never leaving his shitty apartment in Maryland.

You all should know better than to doubt the almighty Zy!!!!
Thanks for keeping track of all this, :rts:.
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Do I really have to absorb tough guy talk from some midget who asked a male pornstar to take a picture with him in front of a wall of plastic dicks?
I laughed out loud.
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Zyclone wrote:I very sure I could knock out pretty much anyone here on this board.
you listen and you listen GOOD you maggot fuck. i've trained all my life with the bst. to the point where i became THE BEST. just remember, no matter how skilled you are you'll always be a twerpy little fuckrunt. my hands are built for midget tossing and i would crush your squirrel head under my size 14s like a fucking pistachio.
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Zy, just because your professional duties include repeating the phrase "wax on... wax off" many times in a day, it doesn't actually make you a badass by default.
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Zy in a fight? :lol: :lol: just put your hand on top of his head, hold him at arms length and watch his short chubby arms flail at air, until he turns red and faints
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Zyclone wrote:I very sure I could knock out pretty much anyone here on this board.
Whoa, settle down there, Shamrock. It's just a smack board. Look, I very sure that with all the rigorous training you've been going through you're just DYING for an opportunity to bust out your sweet moves. But, dude ... the tough guy routine? On a message board? With both your promoting AND your epic fighting skills, I'm sure you can set something up on a Kansas City freeway exit ramp in less than 24 hours.
Good God.

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I have no idea where to even start RACKing this thread.
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Zyclone wrote:Only train
Yeah, we know.

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! money where mouth is!

Dr Ryangle strikes again!

Matt

zak do good?
4:30pmRyan

i wasn't there

i was fighting in Mass

i'm sure zak did well, though
4:30pmMatt

you win?
4:30pmRyan

yep. pro division. tapped the first guy with a triangle in about 45 seconds, broke the second guy's knee w/ a 5050 heel hook in about a minute
4:31pmMatt

lmao

you got to teach me that
4:31pmRyan

haha. i hope the second guy is ok. he was some brazilian dude. his meniscus popped and his knee got stuck. ouch.

for sure, man! you'll kill with it
4:33pmMatt

you get yer brown?
4:35pmRyan

yep. last monday
4:59pmMatt

you the man

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Zyclone wrote:
you get yer brown?
Has PSUfan been sending you underwear tips again?
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Zy, Stick with saying Muay Thai, dude. Any sport with the initials BJJ in it is highly questionable. Just sayin'.
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I admit either of these guys would beat the fuckpiss out of me, but there's a lot of ghey in this.

http://www.evolveacademy.com/media/rh/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Which one is your acquaintance, Zy?
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Zyclone wrote:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! money where mouth is!

Dr Ryangle strikes again!

Matt

zak do good?
4:30pmRyan

i wasn't there

i was fighting in Mass

i'm sure zak did well, though
4:30pmMatt

you win?
4:30pmRyan

yep. pro division. tapped the first guy with a triangle in about 45 seconds, broke the second guy's knee w/ a 5050 heel hook in about a minute
4:31pmMatt

lmao

you got to teach me that
4:31pmRyan

haha. i hope the second guy is ok. he was some brazilian dude. his meniscus popped and his knee got stuck. ouch.

for sure, man! you'll kill with it
4:33pmMatt

you get yer brown?
4:35pmRyan

yep. last monday
4:59pmMatt

you the man

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Zyc on the Tric is still the best.
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IndyFrisco wrote:I admit either of these guys would beat the fuckpiss out of me, but there's a lot of ghey in this.

http://www.evolveacademy.com/media/rh/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Which one is your acquaintance, Zy?
Dr Ryanagle getting arm bared is my boy. As dinds will tell ya it happenes to the best in this sport. That fight was 2 years ago when he was a blue belt,, shir happens and now he;s a world champ!

here's me and Dr R 2 weeks before his Mundials win,,,,

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Hey there "Z"ahmed... you left your shithole that morning with your dot off-centered.

When did you become a sand mvscal, btw?
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Looks more like someone talked him into how important the goalie position on a dart team was, and he didn't think it all the way through until he made a few saves.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Hey there "Z"ahmed... you left your shithole that morning with your dot off-centered.

When did you become a sand mvscal, btw?
Glove burn from sparring the day before. :wink:
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Zyclone wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Hey there "Z"ahmed... you left your shithole that morning with your dot off-centered.

When did you become a sand mvscal, btw?
Glove burn from sparring the day before. :wink:
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WTF is UP with the sasquatch left arm on your fair haired boy?? Looks like the laser treatment shit the bed from the knuckles to the wrist and left behind some sunburned pink terrain, then it came back on at W.A.S.P. Factor 5 near the elbow and resumed the apethnic cleansing on up the arm.

Or did you let him borrow your "I'm a real man" hairy leg stockings for the night?
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Zyclone wrote:here's me and Dr R 2 weeks before his Mundials win,,,,

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Rack Mauna Zya for finally surfacing on your egg dome.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Hey there "Z"ahmed... you left your shithole that morning with your dot off-centered.

When did you become a sand mvscal, btw?
Indians ain't sand mvscals, dumbass. They are uhhhhh, I dunno, curry mvscals, I guess
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who's the fag that turned the word filter back on?
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I forget, is it pinky out=gax or pinky in=gax.
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for this picture? both.
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......and then came you.

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ha ha ha, rack
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