Greetings from da 'Burgh

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:53 am

Steiner passed out after 2 Buds? Is he a chick? Or does he simply pass off scat pics as smack?

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Sat May 05, 2007 6:09 am

RevLimiter wrote:You fellas REALLY need to move on....I have.

Oh, and try to stay on topic here....you CAN at least do THAT, right?

There is no moving on you gluttonous pile of shit. The topic is your most recent array of abortiatic submissions. Do you remember the past 2 weeks of inept “takes” your jelly-rolled digits have pounded out? No? It must be hard considering there have been over 100. Perhaps that is why you cannot remember how you feel about the Chief’s draft. Or perhaps it is due to the fact that you have the IQ of infected anus. Besides, it is impossible to “move on” from your suckage when you continue to provide more evidence of it.

Go suffocate in the folds of a diseased ass you fat fuck.

Enigmabag · Post by **Enigmabag** » Sat May 05, 2007 2:39 pm

it doesn't surprise me that steiner passed out after two beers. hes a raging faggot.

and slim's shiner is pretty much permanant these days. anyone want to be that rollins ran away from a fight that started when slim was running his dumb mouth and his bluff got called by a couple of burghers that had had enuf?

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:05 pm

Rollins wrote:Fucking Steiner drank two Buds on the way to the club, passed out at our VIP table and left Slim and I HANGING AGAIN. By the time we realized a couple of the bitches had husbands, it was already ON LIKE NAPALM and dumbshit slept through the whole thing.

That fucking COCK. Tell that fat fuck to turn his fucking phone on. I need to talk to him NOW.

keep tabs on him. if he fucks up again, let me know ASAP.

i don't have fucking time for this shit.

STOP WASTING MY TIME, STEINER

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat May 05, 2007 7:25 pm

All right, fags. I'm headed down to the Point. The weather is fucking perfect. I'm gonna get a lemonade and a hoagie and check out the babes sitting around the fountain.

Step to me, and I'll tear you up faster than KCTRL-Paul gums down a 3lb bag of Funyuns - but I work CLEAN.

As a matter of fact, if I don't see you by 6pm, I'm coming after you. I'm so rocked up right now - I'm itching to bitchslap a whole crew of douchebags, then I'll have a fucking popsicle.

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:17 pm

Sweet mother of FUCK.

When we roll back into Macon tomorrow, you need to crack some freaking SKULLS, DB. The boys have completely forgotten what it means to be a professional and follow ORDERS.

Our initial plan was to have Slim and Stein go grab PSU after lunch, and then shuttle him back after the trade show is over this evening, but we scrapped that after Steiner's episode last night.

Well, all things have COMPLETELY gone to shit, boss.

Steiner was too hung over to get out of bed today, so Slim and I talked about waiting until late tonight to go grab our little bitch.

Only problem is that it looks like that's all FUCKED as well. Slim's nowhere to be found, and the minivan is also gone. I tried his Nextel, but dude's voicemail just said, "Trust me, brah. I know what I'm doing. I'll grab this dong and then we'll go paint some MILF face like a dozen glazed fuckin' donuts."

Slim's gone, and I have NO FUCKING idea where the big man is either.

NOBODY WILL ANSWER A PHONE, and I can't leave until all the dreamsicles and toasted raviollis are handed out.

Need some advice, brah. We're all in a mess right now.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Sat May 05, 2007 9:41 pm

don't worry about Steiner. i've gotten ahold of him and he's headed BACK to georgia right now via greyhound. i'll deal with him when he gets back.

you need to get down to the Point right fuckin now! Slim isnt answering his phone, but that's probably where he's at. You need to find a way to get down to the point and take care of this mission.

don't fuck this up!

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Sat May 05, 2007 10:30 pm

Fucking Steiner.

Our brass from corporate are here making sure everything is on the upsy up, so it's going to be a couple hours before I can work my way out of the trade show.

I can't catch Slim, either, brah.

What did that fat bastard have to say for himself?

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Sat May 05, 2007 10:33 pm

Just checked with my boss, boss.

I have to help break down the booth tonight, so it's going to be several hours before I can jet. I'll hit you up once I get rid of the ravis.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:06 am

stuckinia wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:You fellas REALLY need to move on....I have.

Oh, and try to stay on topic here....you CAN at least do THAT, right?
There is no moving on you gluttonous pile of shit. The topic is your most recent array of abortiatic submissions. Do you remember the past 2 weeks of inept “takes” your jelly-rolled digits have pounded out? No? It must be hard considering there have been over 100. Perhaps that is why you cannot remember how you feel about the Chief’s draft. Or perhaps it is due to the fact that you have the IQ of infected anus. Besides, it is impossible to “move on” from your suckage when you continue to provide more evidence of it.

Go suffocate in the folds of a diseased ass you fat fuck.

Dramatic little fuck, aren't you?

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Sun May 06, 2007 5:45 am

Rollins wrote:slingin' pukas

I sort of imagine the D-Boyz on their own gay pride parade float dancing in their pink polos wif da popped collars as they toss puka shell necklaces to the crowd.

Rack the crew - lotsa funnay :D

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sun May 06, 2007 6:40 am

RACK this thread.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Sun May 06, 2007 2:57 pm

Rollins wrote:Well, all things have COMPLETELY gone to shit, boss.

Well, it all starts at the top as they say. Douchebag has proven once again to be an inept, beer bellied faggot. Sad, because I wouldve loved to have seen PSU slice these homos up.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun May 06, 2007 3:24 pm

Dude...I don't know. I'm looking at my bleeding mitts right now and thinking...WTF?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun May 06, 2007 3:51 pm

Do you know what it takes to step to me?
I'm a machine of fury and power,
I'll baffle and beat you,
I'll perform the mighty Salmon Leap before you,
and my hands will spin you into chaos.
Say goodnight, sweet Bags,
I'll see your Doom and raise it for you,
it will flex and preen and hunger for you.

Then I'll return to Calypso,
I'm not sure why my boy ever left her.
It's not so bad to be in thrall to a daughter of Atlas.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun May 06, 2007 7:28 pm

Posting lyrics sucks.

Just sayin'.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun May 06, 2007 7:29 pm

Says the dork who used to post Jewel lyrics.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun May 06, 2007 7:49 pm

That's why it was funny.

Dumbfuck.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun May 06, 2007 11:32 pm

Diogenes wrote:That's why it was funny.

Dumbfuck.

Damn...they'll let ANYBODY back in this bitch.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:26 am

what the fuck went down yesterday?! What's this victory PSUFAN seems to be boasting about? IS HE BULLSHITTING ME?

I WON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I HEAR FROM MY CREW!

i want answers NOW, dammit! my phone just got disconnected, so ROLLINS, i need you to check in with me STAT! fuck, you were supposed to be back by now

WHY IS PSUFAN NOT IN MY POSSESSION? HOW DID YOU FUCK THIS UP????

Steiner arrived off the Greyhound with puke all over his Jeff George Falcons jersey, and he reeked like dirty skank. i was beating the shit out of him with my TPX and a wad of cash fell out of his back pocket. i asked him what the fuck it was and after 15 minutes of straight ass beating he finally fessed up and told me he made off with half of Slim's puka-making cayshe. he spent half on booze and smokes and kept the other half. this absolutely ENRAGED me

and then i killed him.

Steiner is fucking DEAD. He FUCKED with my plans, and my time, and now his corpse is fucking ROTTING:

THIS MEANS I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE. I WANT ANSWERS NOW, DAMMIT!

FUCK!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:13 am

This is serious fucking business, Douchebag. I don't think you really knew who you were stepping to. It's a shame that your fat fucking friend with the 10 kids had to die. He had it coming, though - I guess that's why you had to kill him. There are some worse surprises in store for you. You're gonna be in a world of hurt tomorrow. I hope you spend the night tossing and turning, wondering what the fuck happened.

We are made of STEEL in this place. We are HARD. CORE. If a guy wears a pink shirt around me, I make my displeasure known in the starkest of terms. Some of your boys know that now.

Go charge your cell and await PAIN tomorrow.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:26 pm

Douchebag wrote:I WON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I HEAR FROM MY CREW!

Somehow I doubt you'll be hearing from them since PSU took care of business. The "tour" is over.

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:20 pm

My tracking equipment indicates Rollins is still in The Burgh. Why he's not answering his phone, I have no idea.

I can't get a read on Slim, boss.

Things aren't looking good.

We may have underestimated PSUFAN. He appears to be no amateur. The guy is good. Real good.

Caveman · Post by **Caveman** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:26 pm

Stevo look at the bright side, now you might get a battlefield promotion. Think man, think.

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:31 pm

That's not what this is about, loser.

We've all got our roles, and we stick to em. That's how a TEAM works cohesively. There is no I in team, but there is a F-U-C-K in Go Fuck Yourself.

Asshat.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:49 pm

Stevo wrote:My tracking equipment indicates Rollins is still in The Burgh. Why he's not answering his phone, I have no idea.

Chalk another one up for PSU!!!

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:53 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:
Stevo wrote:My tracking equipment indicates Rollins is still in The Burgh. Why he's not answering his phone, I have no idea.
Chalk another one up for PSU!!!

Uh, no, moron. Let me explain something to you - my tracking equipment can actually detect a person MOVING. Cool, huh? I see that Rollins is mobile, but is unavailable to contact for whatever reason.

Slim, on the other hand, hasn't moved on my radar screen since late Saturday night. This shit's got me real worried.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:03 pm

Stevo wrote:I see that Rollins is mobile, but is unavailable to contact for whatever reason.

Kind of tough to contact someone in the back of the coronoer's vehicle, but keep trying there slappy.

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:12 pm

Has the coronor found him yet? That movement may be just wild animals dragging around parts of the corpse.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:17 pm

Jsc810 wrote:PSUFAN =

Agreed....I now have a newfound respect for the guy.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:24 pm

Stevo wrote:
MuchoBulls wrote:
Stevo wrote:My tracking equipment indicates Rollins is still in The Burgh. Why he's not answering his phone, I have no idea.
Chalk another one up for PSU!!!
Uh, no, moron. Let me explain something to you - my tracking equipment can actually detect a person MOVING. Cool, huh? I see that Rollins is mobile, but is unavailable to contact for whatever reason.

His cell phone has been jammed so far up his ass, he can’t reach it. I’m sure the rest of you will jump at the chance to retrieve it.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:18 pm

Ponyboy · Post by **Ponyboy** » Tue May 08, 2007 12:22 am

Is that a madras shirt?

Are you a soc?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue May 08, 2007 12:51 am

where's e-bag? Looks like the crew has a few opening. hey, d-bag, looks like you got a little recruiting to do. better hurry, though. rumor has it that e-bag has landed a gig with the icy hot stuntazz. sounds right up his alley.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:10 am

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:35 am

Douchebag wrote:FUCK!

age 22 and 10 kids?

I'll say he did.

Ponyboy · Post by **Ponyboy** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:21 am

Dinsdale wrote:Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Nothing gold can stay..........................fucker.