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It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

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Goober McTuber
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Post by Goober McTuber »

Dinsdale wrote:Vannie in North Mexico...we need to talk.


I have no fucking idea how you've twisted it in your mind that people are ankle-biting you, or fellating you, or whatever fucking delusion you're suffering from...


But you're sorely mistaken.

The reason people(some more than others) jump your shit when you post isn't because they admire you, it isn't because they want to gum your nub, and it isn't because you have a cult following, regardless how much you'd like to believe it...


it's because you post like a placentaface who needs his teeth kicked in.

Straight up...


Van, you are EASILY in the top-three dorkiest motherfuckers here. Most likely #1. Everything you post screams "I'm a fucking dork" from the mountaintops.


Don't believe me? We can start a poll to verify this(and I'm QUITE confident of the outcome...trust me).

So when people tell you you're a dumbass or a dork, don't fucking flatter yourself by thinking it's out of admiration -- it reallyreally isn't.


You garner "anklebiters" and admiration much the way LK Pick does...light coming on yet? That's right...every time she posts, there's a storm of replies. Props on being the male LK Pick of T1B, dweeb.
Change "Van" to "TerryinCrapchester," and change the references to you to references to me, and you're spot on.

Sincerely,

Goober 3.0
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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smackaholic
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Post by smackaholic »

CotO,

A few questions.

Should not one as holy as Tomas not rate capitalization in your nic?

How 'bout a pious top five?

I'll go with his holiness tomas, bobby42 and uhhh....

That's about it. I have been calling for a smackoff between those 2 for years now. I am pretty sure that the rest of the shitstains in this place atleast attempt to smack on occasion.
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tomas8
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Post by tomas8 »

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:
tomas8 wrote:wow, wow, wow! :lol:


nice troll job!

fwiw, i kinda look like that fucking monk! :shock: :lol:




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we are not worthy!!!!!! we are not worthy!!!!!!!!!


















all of you guys are very worthy,
i'm just a really laid back guy,

keep up the good work!


see ya'll next year.


bye.


t
sorry about that whammy!
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Smackie Chan
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Post by Smackie Chan »

Dinsdale wrote:you post like a placentaface
RACK!

Did you steal Rayduh James' playbook?
"They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing!”

Tom Waits
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