Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road

[poptart]

tart, did you pass these out??

They don't do Halloween in S. Korea.
Mvscal would luv it here.

But my first choice would be the Your child is moderately obese notes.

A close 2nd would be Your child is on his way to a horrible hell notes.

3rd might be Your child is as dumb and ugly as you are, so no soup. notes.

[trev]

Checked Wegmans website and the price for a 5lb bag of brand name candy is 5 dollars. 5x8=40. Add in another 10 bills on some cheap dollar store decorations my wife insists on buying and we spend $50.

I bought a bag of milky ways, a bag of tootsies pops, a bag of m & m's and a bag of sponge bob suckers. All for $9.98 total. You don't have to spend $50 on candy, dolt. The kids went ape over the tootsie pops and the sponge bob suckers. The sponge bob suckers for $2 were the most popular. I knew when I bought them, that is what the kids would like. I've bode over Halloween compared to you. I've banked the $40 you spent on needless junk candy. Get funked.

[BSmack]

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:02 pm

After a half of a fifth I'm sure. We got 2 bags of Milky Ways, two bags of Peanut Butter Cups and 4 bags of assorted Tootsie Roll products. They seemed to be equally popular.

[Wolfman]

Halloween is big fun for MrsO. She didn't have much of a childhood, lived out in a poor rural area in southeast Ontario. She loves to decorate out front with scarecrows, witches, pumpkins and such. I do not deny her what she wants. I buy a ton of those little candy bars and she hands them out to the kids who come to our door. We purposely chose not to live in one of those "over 55" developments. There are several families with young kids within walking distance. Halloween night we had about 75 of them. I get to eat the left over 3 Musketeers. It's all good.

[Diego in Seattle]

Halloween is big fun for MrsO. She didn't have much of a childhood, lived out in a poor rural area in southeast Ontario. She loves to decorate out front with scarecrows, witches, pumpkins and such. I do not deny her what she wants. I buy a ton of those little candy bars and she hands them out to the kids who come to our door. We purposely chose not to live in one of those "over 55" developments. There are several families with young kids within walking distance. Halloween night we had about 75 of them. I get to eat the left over 3 Musketeers. It's all good.

Now we taxpayers are going to have to pay for the kids' dental care, not to mention treatment of diabetes. Way to go, lib...

[trev]

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:02 pm

After a half of a fifth I'm sure. We got 2 bags of Milky Ways, two bags of Peanut Butter Cups and 4 bags of assorted Tootsie Roll products. They seemed to be equally popular.

Don't be a dog. Posted: 02 Nov 2013 07:02 pm That was the time in Cali.

Tootsie rolls? You are a cheap ass, after all.

[Derron]

Halloween is big fun for MrsO. She didn't have much of a childhood, lived out in a poor rural area in southeast Ontario. She loves to decorate out front with scarecrows, witches, pumpkins and such. I do not deny her what she wants. I buy a ton of those little candy bars and she hands them out to the kids who come to our door. We purposely chose not to live in one of those "over 55" developments. There are several families with young kids within walking distance. Halloween night we had about 75 of them. I get to eat the left over 3 Musketeers. It's all good.

Now we taxpayers are going to have to pay for the kids' dental care, not to mention treatment of diabetes. Way to go, lib...

So what the fuck are you bitching about ??? You libs want universal health care cradle to grave, so shut the fuck up and write your next tax check out. And stop interfering with those little bastards right to choose what candy they get.

[Atomic Punk]

Now we taxpayers are going to have to pay for the kids' dental care, not to mention treatment of diabetes. Way to go, lib...

So Pedo, the one night of the year kids can potentially approach you legally. Did you have a bag of Tootsie rolls mounted to your crotch with the bottom cut out? How many phone numbers did you collect in return?

[poptart]

Nope. Just a steady stream of people wanting a handout.

Seater, what about this year?

The ante has been upped.

Now it's not you just getting fleeced by streams of smelly minorities, but some of these Texas kids could be carrying -----> The Big E!







Shades drawn.
Lights OUT.

[smackaholic]

No shit.

Open the door in full mop gear and hose them down with lysol. Anyone that doesn't get run off by that treatment gets a candy.

[mvscal]

in full mop gear

in full MOPP gear

[Left Seater]

Well since free candy day is on a Friday this year I won't be at home. I will be officiating a HS football game. Then four of us are driving to our college game immediately after.

Mrs Seater is heading to her parents place for the weekend with the dogs so who knows what will happen around our casa.

[Mikey]

Well since free candy day is on a Friday this year I won't be at home. I will be officiating a HS football game. Then four of us are driving to our college game immediately after.

Mrs Seater is heading to her parents place for the weekend with the dogs so who knows what will happen around our casa.

TP and eggs most likely.

[Left Seater]

Well since free candy day is on a Friday this year I won't be at home. I will be officiating a HS football game. Then four of us are driving to our college game immediately after.

Mrs Seater is heading to her parents place for the weekend with the dogs so who knows what will happen around our casa.

TP and eggs most likely.

Doubtful the kids from the South side would be willing to waste either.

[poptart]

When Halloween hurts feelings...







Obama tombstone with no date of birth?


rotf...

[poptart]

Walmart Apologizes for Labeling Plus-Size Halloween Wear as 'Fat Girl Costumes'

http://www.people.com/article/fat-girl- ... apologizes


The Walmart site was neither a trick nor a treat for shoppers on Monday: The retailer caused an uproar among online customers when they labeled its selection of adult plus-size Halloween outfits "Fat Girl Costumes."

Twitter user Kristyn Washburn was among the first to bring the faux pas to the company’s attention – and alert everyone on social media – when she Tweeted, ".@Walmart Not sure labeling these as "Fat Girl Costumes" is the best approach. #rude."

A deluge of responses that echoed the disbelief made "Fat Girl Costumes" a top trending topic on Twitter with others chiming in saying, "Walmart took it to another level today with their 'fat girl costumes' section on their website. Disappointed and flabbergasted."

In response, a spokesperson for Walmart told PEOPLE, "This never should have been on our site. It is unacceptable, and we apologize. We are working to remove it as soon as possible and ensure this never happens again."




:)

[Carson]

Yeah, if you're a woman shopping at Wal Mart, it's already presumed you're a fatass.

No need to label the packaging.

[poptart]

Good point.

[trev]

The schools around here are having carnivals on Friday from 4 to 6.
I'm hoping those little boogers go home and stay home after that. Do they really need more candy? Im turning out the lights and not answering the door.

[poptart]

Do you have your own personal unwritten rule regarding trick-or-treating age?

I mean, at what age does a youngster no longer have any business being out trick-or-treating?

Will you refuse candy to such an individual?

[trev]

I would give them an apple. Or maybe clean out the cupboard, an old canned good.

[Left Seater]

Do you have your own personal unwritten rule regarding trick-or-treating age?

I mean, at what age does a youngster no longer have any business being out trick-or-treating?

Will you refuse candy to such an individual?

Yes, but then I am refusing candy to all individuals since I won't be home.

[Kierland]

I volunteered to work a 7th grade middle school football game this Thursday so I didn't have to be home while the sugar rush was in full effect.

Sadly, our 'hood attracts large numbers of families from the poor areas around town who bring their kids to an area where they know the kids will be safe and the candy will be plentiful. Because of this reason the 'hood hands out wrist bands to the kids who live in said 'hood so that they can be easily identified. Many houses have a bowl for the local kids and another for the ones driven in. I would just rather avoid the whole deal, hence me working my first middle school game in about 5 years. The wife made dinner plans with a friend as well.

And oldie but a goodie.

[Softball Bat]

:)

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Duuuude...just stop. FFS.

[LTS TRN 2]

To refer to Halloween as "satanic" shows a complete ignorance of Satanism in general and money grubbing atheistic Jews in particular. And yes I'm referring to Anton LaVey, the figurehead and leader of the Church of Satan for several decades. Like Ayn Rand, his true corollary, LaVey was an aggressive Jew who despised Christianity and its purported values. And like Ayn Rand he was very conservative politically--in the traditional sense--and like Rand would qualify as a Libertarian. Also like Rand, LaVey was completely atheistic and had no supernatural or occult beliefs whatsoever. And both were completely dedicated to making money--and having lots of wanton sex.

Halloween is a genuine holy day in that it conforms to the actual calendar. That is if we properly celebrate the solstices, and thus the equinoxes, it makes sense to celebrate the median points between them. And that's the halfway point between Fall equinox and Winter Solstice--Sam Hein, or "Halloween," which bisects to March 31st which is Beltane. The other bisect is between the Winter Solstice and the Spring equinox, called Bridgett, which bisects to August 31st, Burning Man.

Sure, the Christers and Muslims have installed fake holidays upon the actual sacred dates, but honestly, why would anyone believe a word of the ancient Hebrews? Or the jabbering nonsense of an illiterate pedophile bandit from Arabia?

[Smackie Chan]

Sure, the Christers and Muslims have installed fake holidays upon the actual sacred dates, but honestly, why would anyone believe a word of the ancient Hebrews? Or the jabbering nonsense of an illiterate pedophile bandit from Arabia?

[LTS TRN 2]

C'mon, Smackie, you might as well invoke Bo Biden. And while I'm a huge Tom Waits fan, his joke is borrowed from the British who made the claim about bagpipes.

But, some Halloween music? These guys are pretty good, though a little goes a long way....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lymnbd9rAZs... :twisted:

[Smackie Chan]

C'mon, Smackie...

Just employing Bo to ask you a simple question. You're not down with Jews, Christians, or Arabs, so...who do you love?

[Screw_Michigan]

I volunteered to work a 7th grade middle school football game this Thursday so I didn't have to be home while the sugar rush was in full effect.

Sadly, our 'hood attracts large numbers of families from the poor areas around town who bring their kids to an area where they know the kids will be safe and the candy will be plentiful. Because of this reason the 'hood hands out wrist bands to the kids who live in said 'hood so that they can be easily identified. Many houses have a bowl for the local kids and another for the ones driven in. I would just rather avoid the whole deal, hence me working my first middle school game in about 5 years. The wife made dinner plans with a friend as well.

And oldie but a goodie.

[LTS TRN 2]

C'mon, Smackie...

Just employing Bo to ask you a simple question. You're not down with Jews, Christians, or Arabs, so...who do you love?

As a Reformed Lucretian I of course embrace the Responsible Agnostics as well nature based congregations such as Wiccans and Voudon.

The tune I posted is just a spoof. :wink: