Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:41 pm

Woman to hand out 'fat letters' to overweight
children instead of candy on Halloween

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/10/3 ... ead-candy/

Your child is, in my opinion, moderately obese

This lady needs to be invited to the White House to receive some sort of medal of honor.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:56 pm

I see these kids every day. They are all going hungry and need free breakfast and lunch at school.

:cry:

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:28 pm

I volunteered to work a 7th grade middle school football game this Thursday so I didn't have to be home while the sugar rush was in full effect.

Sadly, our 'hood attracts large numbers of families from the poor areas around town who bring their kids to an area where they know the kids will be safe and the candy will be plentiful. Because of this reason the 'hood hands out wrist bands to the kids who live in said 'hood so that they can be easily identified. Many houses have a bowl for the local kids and another for the ones driven in. I would just rather avoid the whole deal, hence me working my first middle school game in about 5 years. The wife made dinner plans with a friend as well.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:53 am

KC Scott wrote:what the fuck is wrong with you people?

It's Halloween -

Fuck a bunch of greedy little shitbugs with their grubby little mits out looking for free candy. If they want free candy, Diego is parked in a van around the corner.

Halloween sucks.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:57 pm

The lady obviously never stomped out a burning bag of shit or experienced a egging before...

Nothing like painting a bullseye on your place, then advertising it.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:00 pm

Our school district is a walking district. Not too many underage fatties here. Stop giving kids rides to every fucking place under the sun and maybe they'll lean out.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:06 pm

mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote:what the fuck is wrong with you people?

It's Halloween -
Fuck a bunch of greedy little shitbugs with their grubby little mits out looking for free candy. If they want free candy, Diego is parked in a van around the corner.

Halloween sucks.

You sound like a lot of fun to hang out with.

I hope this cunt enjoys cleaning egg shells and toilet paper.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:13 pm

We get, at most, two kids (from a family down the street) every halloween.

Dark cul-de-sac street with no lights, long uphill driveways with 50 to 100 yards between them may have something to do with it. Gotta work for your candy around here.

The downtown merchants have a big halloween to-do every year anyway.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:20 pm

Maybe that stupid bitch should give her note a once over before sending it out in bags and proving herself to have a 7th grade grasp of the English language, or too lazy to proof her own letter. Either way, I hope one of those tubby little bastards shits on her front porch.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:35 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
mvscal wrote:Fuck a bunch of greedy little shitbugs with their grubby little mits out looking for free candy. If they want free candy, Diego is parked in a van around the corner.

Halloween sucks.
You sound like a lot of fun to hang out with.

It took you until that post to reach that opinion?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:54 pm

Left Seater wrote: Because of this reason the 'hood hands out wrist bands to the kids who live in said 'hood so that they can be easily identified.

WTF? The more I learn about you, the more concerned I am about your sanity. And they let you fly planes?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:56 pm

mvscal wrote:
Halloween sucks.

I think you have it mixed up with what you do to black cock.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:57 pm

As long as I am living in your melon, why not do a few upgrades in here. Place isn't even fit for a midget...oh wait...

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:15 pm

That I post to you is a compliment. You didn't have to be a dick about it.

Now WTF is up with the wristbands?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:05 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Now WTF is up with the wristbands?

What do you think? It's about discriminating against the p00r. You have to be a real genuine POS to give special candy to the local kids and other candy to those from outside the neighborhood.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:46 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Now WTF is up with the wristbands?
What do you think? It's about discriminating against the p00r. You have to be a real genuine POS to give special candy to the local kids and other candy to those from outside the neighborhood.

This from a guy who prolly hands out no candy.

Until you have been picked clean of a reusable shopping bag full of candy before it is even dark, you are in no position to judge. It really sucks when your next door neighbor brings little Nancy over and you have nothing but a beer for her old man.

I guess we could go to the screwy method and just turn off the porch lights and watch TV in the front room where everyone can see that someone is in the house and as soon as the doorbell rings yell, Fuck right off.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:54 pm

Am I reading that right? Did Lefty get jacked for his candy on his own porch?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:56 pm

Nope. Just a steady stream of people wanting a handout. So deep is it at times that you don't have a chance to close the door for minutes at a time.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:58 pm

Left Seater wrote:Nope. Just a steady stream of people wanting a handout. So deep is it at times that you don't have a chance to close the door for minutes at a time.

Wanting a handout? That's what trick or treating is. Don't act like a dick just because you didn't buy enough kit-kats.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:00 pm

I'm sorry, please tell me what an appropriate amount would be in dollars.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:11 pm

I'm so sorry for the financial duress that the potential of buying too many fun size Milky Ways will burden you with. How about you just post a note on your door explaining your money woes and ask them those handout seeking leeches to say a prayer for you, or better yet, spare a few extra Reeces Pieces so you can have sustenance through the weekend.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:14 pm

A few hundred dollars isn't going to prevent me from making the mortgage payment, but I also shouldn't have to feed half of the south side.

Hence the reason I volunteered to officiate a middle school football game.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:19 pm

So you're saying I should take the donation site down? I just got it up and running. What about the hotline?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:41 pm

Go ahead and keep both up and running. You can send all the donations over to the hunt of a lifetime charity for the kids.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:45 pm

Left Seater wrote: the hunt of a lifetime

Would that be the bottom of your reusable shopping bag at 6:15pm?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:47 pm

We buy between 6 and 8 bags depending on the forecast. I don't think they cost us $200. Probably more like $50. And when they run, we turn the lights off. No problem and everybody has fun.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:16 pm

A bag of candy is around 2-3 dollars. You should not have to spend $50 on candy. I just got 4 bags for 10 bucks.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:09 pm

We get good candy. And honestly I could give a fuck how much you paid.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:10 pm

Left Seater wrote:Just a steady stream of people wanting a handout.

LOL!!!! Are you fucking kidding? As R-Jerk said, that's what Halloween is you fucking moron.

Thanks for the sig material. True racists are always exposed for what they are: Piles of shit.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:18 pm

Left Seater wrote: Until you have been picked clean of a reusable shopping bag full of candy before it is even dark, you are in no position to judge. It really sucks when your next door neighbor brings little Nancy over and you have nothing but a beer for her old man.

So let me get this straight: You gave candy to the kids with wristbands and the ones without you told to fuck off? You are one pathetic sack of shit.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:27 am

A few hundred dollars? Where do you fucking buy your candy, Godiva? Hand out and ration the candy as desired, and once out, go inside and turn the light off. It's not that complicated, nor does it have to turn into a financial strain and/or societal or class issue. You are letting 6 year olds in 5 dollar plastic costumes get over on you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:55 am

We always buy several bags of candy to hand out. Not just because we like cute, costumed, innocent kids but because those kids will grow up soon and remember who was nice to them... when they aren't so innocent anymore.

Only a Scrooge would deny kids Halloween tradition.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:36 am

Hope you guys enjoyed handing out your candy. Neighbor estimated somewhere north of 500 kids. I enjoyed the middle school football games. Two good games.

The hunt of a lifetime is a charity that takes terminal kids on hunting and fishing trips. They do some amazing things and I am happy to support them with time and donations.

Leave it to screwy to go straight to the race card. Typical tard behavior. Nowhere did I mention race. In fact the huge majority trucked in are white then Hispanic.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:49 am

Well that's awful white of you Seater.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:15 pm

Checked Wegmans website and the price for a 5lb bag of brand name candy is 5 dollars. 5x8=40. Add in another 10 bills on some cheap dollar store decorations my wife insists on buying and we spend $50.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:25 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
War Wagon wrote:We always buy several bags of candy to hand out. Not just because we like cute, costumed, innocent kids but because those kids will grow up soon and remember who was nice to them... when they aren't so innocent anymore.

Only a Scrooge would deny kids Halloween tradition.
This. And yes, I'm now old enough to have former trick or treaters bring their own kids to "that nice white man's house". They remember.

Yep. I used to work for Hershey Chocolate and every year we would give out Reese's and Kit Kat king size candy bars to the kids Halloween night. Heck, one year we gave out 7 oz. giant bars! I'll bet we went through 500 bars a night. And of course, every kid in the neighborhood knew where the Candy Man lived!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:39 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I usually hate getting up and down to answer the door.

You got up and down? I went outside and sat on the porch. Kids would come up the steps, say trick or treat and I would give them candy. WAY easier than getting up and down 300-400 times a night.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:47 pm

tart, did you pass these out??

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:25 am

Our Halloween was awesome. Not one single shitbug rang the bell. It looked like the entire street was of similar mind. Thankfully there must not be many kids in our neighborhood or else they took the hint.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:45 am

My neighborhood is semi-rural. A handful of houses, then a quarter mile of woods or a farm, so the snickers/mile ratio is piss poor. So, in the 12 years we've been here, we have probably had 5 T or Ters. Probably a good thing as I sure as fukk don't need a lawsuit because some fukking brat tripped over an extension cord and broke his arm.