A word or two...about me and you

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:16 am

smackaholic

Often befuddled by the elementary
Extension cord hell

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:19 am

Luther

Reading daily but never posting
A squirrel

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:24 am

mvscal

Loves teens and tweens
And anger jerking

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:25 am

Derron

Has guns
Unraveled

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:28 am

Schlomart Ben Yisrael

Still searching
For Kosher poutine

$cott's Purse · Post by **$cott's Purse** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 10:38 am

KC Scott

Is always forgetting me at the gym
I permanently smell like fruit salad because Scott loves flavored condoms

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 11:49 am

Killitard

Loves Alex Jones
Pretends to be something he's not

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:32 pm

Wolfman

$15 buys a lot of Beast. Drats!
Life is still good!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:48 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:32 pm Wolfman

$15 buys a lot of Beast. Drats!
Life is still good!

Cold Beast

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:09 pm

Yes, life is still good at 80.
LLandP !

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:38 pm

Wolfie flashing Illuminati hand signs.

Wowza!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:17 pm

Just my inner Vulcan.
Cheers.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:26 am

The hollow and fraudulent poster whom I accurately refer to as Bris Juice is the gas which lisps from a decayed corpses..a fetid trace of noxious odor.. :arrow:

Notice...that while posing as a "Canadian" he has never given the slightest indication of any association to that placid Northern land, or knowledge or interest in any way whatsoever of any events, movements, or history of Canada. Nothing. Just like his venal and gripped--hiding--tiny posts...

Yep, this squirmy little Yid, probably in SoCal, pullin' his pud..has been pretending more than any of you..the King of Pretenders...Bris Juice...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 20, 2019 10:20 am

Felchco

went off his meds
thinks his psychiatrist is plotting to murder him

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:38 pm

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:38 pm

Stanley Pickle

Sucks a black dick
And wonders where the next one is

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:04 pm

Meltspray

Excels at searching the interwebs for deviant pics and videos.
Not much else.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:18 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:26 am Bris Juice

I thought Bris Juice was mvscunt?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:19 pm

Wolfman wrote: ↑Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:09 pm Yes, life is still good at 80.
LLandP !

You got a lot of hair

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:30 pm

Guys, I am totally, 100% from Council Bl...uhhh...I mean...Canada.
Which is where Canadians are from.
Because I am Canadian. I swear.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a brisket to tend to...

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:49 am

You are not Canadian at all. You know nothing of Canada and probably have never even visited.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:05 pm

shutyomouth

So
Angry

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:19 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:49 am Dinsdale

Has contempt for humanity

Will settle for land-whales after 2AM

Either he overestimates Dins' selectivity or he's giving it in Atlantic time.

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:11 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:49 am Dinsdale

Will settle for land-whales after 2AM

I call bullshit..

Porky lives in Bacon, GA.

Dinsdale lives in Portland, OR.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:33 pm

The State wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:11 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:49 am Dinsdale

Will settle for land-whales after 2AM

I call bullshit..

Porky lives in Bacon, GA.

Dinsdale lives in Portland, OR.

Who is debating that, you fukking moron?

Are you implying that land-whales aren't found in Portland, OR?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:36 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:33 pm
Are you implying that land-whales aren't found in Portland, OR?

Oh, I can assure you that they are.

Probably not at nearly the rate of Georgia, but definitely present.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:47 pm

Yeah, Georgia prolly has more/bigger. A simple matter of habitat. Pretty much every bit of their food stock is fried. But the land-whale is an adaptive species. It can survive in pretty much any habitat. Kinda like Coyotes, but fatter.

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:50 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:33 pm

Are you implying that land-whales aren't found in Portland, OR?

You're kinda slow on the up-take... aren't ya ?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:07 pm

Milton

Sells windchimes...and his butthole
Lives in a garage

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:09 pm

T1B

Sucks horsecock

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:11 pm

Child molester.

Lives in Nebraska

Has no idea where he lives.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:34 pm

Popeturd

His wife's face is flat, so is her ass and her chest
Earth must be flat, too

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:34 pm

The State wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:50 pm
smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:33 pm

Are you implying that land-whales aren't found in Portland, OR?

You're kinda slow on the up-take... aren't ya ?

At times I can be.

How's about you enlighten us all how your abortion of a post made any sense, carnie.

EAP · Post by **EAP** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:26 am

The State wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:50 pm
smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:33 pm

Are you implying that land-whales aren't found in Portland, OR?

You're kinda slow on the up-take... aren't ya ?

You fraudulently mis -quoted me.
NEVER did I say that the state has all the answers.
My questions is? If you are not a mod, how are you able to do such corrupt witchcraft?
And, get away with it.

EAP · Post by **EAP** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:29 am

The State wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:11 pm Child molester.

Lives in Nebraska

Has no idea where he lives.

How is it possible to quote me as saying that the state has all the answers, when I NEVER said such a moronic low IQ thing like that.
The state is government control and authoritarian by definition.
They are against the bill of rights and our liberty.
So YOU are for the state control.
Not me.
Hope that helps, you low IQ left wing socialist sheep.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:39 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:34 pm Popeturd

His wife's face is flat, so is her ass and her chest
Earth must be flat, too

haha!

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:09 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:08 pm m2 has no clue about the Oilers
Maybe ‘cause he lives on streets shat upon by soilers.

The way I embarrassed you... really has affected you. Are you going to be OK ?

I didn't mean to show everyone how slow you were... it just happened. Maybe you should stay out of the Big Boy Football thread. You'll only hurt yourself.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:44 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:34 pmCocks and cum he loves
He’ll die from gagging on dick
We’ll laugh when he’s gone

When did this become a haiku thread?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:21 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:44 pm When did this become a haiku thread?

The second post