A word or two...about me and you

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:25 am

One or two lines giving a brief description on any of the folks here, past and present.
In a sort of "88 Lines About 44 Women" vibe...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:25 am

poptart

lives far away
Is invigorated by lively discourse

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:26 am

Jay in Phoenix

loves to smack
is not particularly good at smack

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:21 am

Screwy

Solid human
One day his politics will grow up

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:56 am

Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:21 am One day his politics will grow up

Too many words

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:58 am

Same number of words as the previous two posts.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:58 am

Left Seater

pilots are smart
there's exceptions to every rule

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:23 am

Porky

Loves San Francisco

Lives in a trailer Park in Georgia

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:49 am

Dinsdale

Has contempt for humanity

Will settle for land-whales after 2AM

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:56 am

FlatLux

His team made the finals!

Well, at least his team made the finals...

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:57 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:49 am Dinsdale

Has contempt for humanity

Will settle for land-whales after 2AM

You left out... he's Canadian.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:00 am

Rooster

In smackaholic's mind, Rooster's life is a Bourne movie

Is essentially a UPS guy with a helicopter

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:01 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:56 am FlatLux

Who is this flat guy ?

Is he Canadian. If so, tell him to ignore the asterisk on the finals.

Vancouver earned this.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:05 am

shutyomouth

Has your posts on "ignore"
Doesn't actually "ignore"

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:06 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:01 am

Who is this flat guy ?

I would have also gone with FistFux

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:07 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:05 am shutyomouth

Has your posts on "ignore"
Doesn't actually "ignore"

Too obvious

I still laughed... at him.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:10 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:06 am
FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:01 am

Who is this flat guy ?

I would have also gone with FistFux

I thought this thread wouldn't involve "We the South" ?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:54 am

This thread lost its momentum.

Sincerely

God

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:35 am

R-Jack

Wife was plowed by her trainer
R never regained her

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:51 am

88

Joined the alt-right
Is not very bright

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:52 am

Jay in Phoenix

Looks like an aged lesbian
And posts like one

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:57 am

Left Seater

Wife needs much more of the...
Upright and locked position

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:00 am

Joe in PB

His sperm's in the gutter
And he's thick as a brick

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:43 am

KC Scott

Among phrases most used
is, "does this go with my shoes?"

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:20 pm

Marty

Used to be more Perky.

Forgot Jay won two Smack Offs.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:22 pm

Softball Bat

Senile old fart

Guess he lost his tart.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:39 pm

Jay in Phoenix

Once proud Smack Off champ (who knew?)
Resting on laurels

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:36 pm

Mikey

Great car and food guy!

What happened to him?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:54 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:36 pm Mikey

What happened to him?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 6:06 pm

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:32 pm

Bsmack

Great musical taste.

Credit rating is another story.

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:40 pm

Goobs

Living proof that heavy alcohol use does not always result in a shortened life.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:49 am

Smackie Chan

gave up weed so he could do contract work for the Navy and not get caught with a piss test
is no longer under contract to the Navy

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:00 am

This could explain his shoddy attendance in TT, post retirement.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:21 am

He's perma-baked. Probably spends hours just staring at the ceiling fan.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:42 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:25 am
In a sort of "88 Lines About 44 Women" vibe...

For all The Nails fans on the board, the original version beats the shite out of the others :o

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:58 am

Goober McTuber

Fags himself at the beach
And smokes cock on the boardwalk

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:16 am

Derron

Has a tiny cerebrum
Loves Home Improvement reruns

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:24 am

Slap wrote: ↑Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:58 am
And smokes cock on the boardwalk

Under the boardwalk...
...he'll be flashing his crank

Under the boardwalk...
...he'll get drunk and wank

boardwalk...BOARDWALK

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:36 am

Goober McTuber

inexplicably has chloroform in his glove compartment
Goes out to get the morning paper in a thong