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by Cueball
Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How I spent St. Patricks day
Replies: 25
Views: 2042

Re: How I spent St. Patricks day

I was hoping for a Sonny Bono type footage
by Cueball
Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3188

Re: Jury duty notice

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:OKey doke!

Fifth time called. Chosen 4 times. Alternate, member, member, Foreman.


Just thought I'd get any jury duty stories.
Just tell your 4 stories and leave the rest of us alone
by Cueball
Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poptart will not be amused.
Replies: 6
Views: 966

Re: Poptart will not be amused.

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by Cueball
Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Great Album Covers (!)
Replies: 27
Views: 1590

Re: (!) Great Album Covers (!)

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by Cueball
Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Say it ain't so, Bud
Replies: 18
Views: 497

Re: Say it ain't so, Bud

Beer lovers across the U.S. have accused Anheuser-Busch
:lol:
by Cueball
Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If we could talk to the animals...(ATTN: "poptart")
Replies: 7
Views: 307

Re: If we could talk to the animals...(ATTN: "poptart")

War Wagon wrote:Marty's man crush on 'tart has become disturbing.
Thanks to universal healthcare, his sex change to become an Asian women is that much easier
by Cueball
Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bendict is quiting (Wags can't stop flogging himself)
Replies: 86
Views: 3901

Re: Bendict is quiting (poll)

Benedict is quitting pole? Doubt it
by Cueball
Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: right coast blizzard
Replies: 49
Views: 5325

Re: right coast blizzard

Got my milk, bread and beer
by Cueball
Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Biggest Hit you've seen - NFL Version
Replies: 11
Views: 1244

Re: Biggest Hit you've seen - NFL Version

Papa Willie wrote:That hit on Bush is one of the best. Period. God Awlmighty!

Some damned good ones in here:
Rack Largent for making it twice
by Cueball
Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Biggest Hit you've seen - NFL Version
Replies: 11
Views: 1244

Re: Biggest Hit you've seen - NFL Version

KC Scott wrote:Reggie Bush getting blown up on a screen

Text book
by Cueball
Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Take a look in the mirror (!)
Replies: 37
Views: 6581

Re: Take a look in the mirror (!)

Might keep the resolution this year and go to the Y
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by Cueball
Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Watch Yeager Get Wound Up - Real Men Only
Replies: 25
Views: 936

Re: Watch Yeager Get Wound Up - Real Men Only

I wasn't allowed to watch
by Cueball
Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Keep workin' out, ucant
Replies: 63
Views: 2657

Re: Keep workin' out, ucant

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by Cueball
Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 121212
Replies: 30
Views: 3262

Re: 121212

Kanye doing a relief show, where's Mike Myers saying Barack Obama hates white people????
by Cueball
Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The worst thing about Xmas
Replies: 42
Views: 1536

Re: The worst thing about Xmas

KC Scott wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Make something for gifts.
such as?

The last thing I can remember making for a gift was a jewlery box back in 8th grade wood shop
Make them go to a Chiefs game, they'll think twice about a list next year
by Cueball
Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?
Replies: 36
Views: 2801

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Rumor has it he pulled the trigger in front of Pioli and Crennel. Supposedly, after he shot his girlfriend her mother called the police and told them who had done it. When they got to the practice facility, Belcher had a pistol to his head while talking to coaches. Shortly thereafter, he pulled the...
by Cueball
Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?
Replies: 36
Views: 2801

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Damn
by Cueball
Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Take a look in the mirror (!)
Replies: 37
Views: 6581

Re: People shooting themselves increases during holiday (!)

there's a song that has line in it about being "shaped like an hourglass". If I could remember who does that song or the title, I'd post it for Van. senility sucks, but I trust that at least one of the younger shit dicks in here will rise to the occasion. Hourglass- Snoop Dogg I See Girls...
by Cueball
Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Choose One
Replies: 37
Views: 997

Re: Choose One

This thread sucks
by Cueball
Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Comrade, Martyred... is this true?
Replies: 13
Views: 826

Re: Comrade, Martyred... is this true?

Martyred wrote:
P.S. ~ I'm hiring "Twinkie Mules" for the purpose of smuggling Twinkies over the border.


:paul:
by Cueball
Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP asswipe gets what's coming
Replies: 25
Views: 2305

Re: GOP asswipe gets what's coming

"My message to Rhode Islanders is this: I know that you work hard for your paychecks, and for your tax dollars to be squandered is unacceptable," Chafee said in a video statement. "The Board's legal action was taken to rectify a grave injustice put upon the people of Rhode Island.&qu...
by Cueball
Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wags, unburden your soul, drag your family out of the closet
Replies: 53
Views: 2058

Re: Wags, unburden your soul, drag your family out of the cl

Jerkovich wrote:Victim#2 L Mace R

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FTFY
by Cueball
Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bacon shortage
Replies: 2
Views: 160

Bacon shortage

by Cueball
Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Chick With No Arms Getting Dressed (G)
Replies: 4
Views: 263

Re: (G) Chick With No Arms Getting Dressed (G)

When the music started, I figured the camera man would show how to undress her :?
by Cueball
Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice Knowing You Folks
Replies: 8
Views: 366

Re: Nice Knowing You Folks

Nothing says "I'm sorry" like going to jail dressed like a Muzzie for an anti-Muzzie movie
by Cueball
Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moral of the Story
Replies: 21
Views: 1289

Re: Moral of the Story

Damn
by Cueball
Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:16 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Red Sox Fans
Replies: 44
Views: 2369

Re: Red Sox Fans

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by Cueball
Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moral of the Story
Replies: 21
Views: 1289

Re: Moral of the Story

Darwin 2
Good Samaritans 0
by Cueball
Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time to fire the principal or super...
Replies: 51
Views: 815

Re: Time to fire the principal or super...

Hell, she should have worn a Michigan shirt too
http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/08/20 ... eedID=3601
by Cueball
Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Had a pretty good "oh sh!t" moment earlier today...
Replies: 4
Views: 252

Re: Had a pretty good "oh sh!t" moment earlier today...

I waited 1:12 and nuttin went boom :evil:
by Cueball
Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blatant racism still alive and well down in Dixie...
Replies: 26
Views: 1510

Re: Blatant racism still alive and well down in Dixie...

"My 9-year-old was going to the church with us. How would you say to your 9-year-old daughter, 'We cannot get married here because, guess what sweetie, we're black,'" Charles Wilson told ABC's affiliate WAPT-TV. Can't believe he waited that long to break the news, best she hears it at hom...
by Cueball
Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I May Watch the Olympics After All
Replies: 15
Views: 383

Re: I May Watch the Olympics After All

poptart wrote:Women take note.

I sometimes hear you bitch that you "just can't understand my man," etc.

See the little Olympian?
See the male reactions in here?

How hard is it to understand and make a man happy, really?


Get with the program.
You spelled erections wrong
by Cueball
Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Head
Replies: 6
Views: 316

Re: Head

It's a prep school for

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by Cueball
Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Checking my PM box...
Replies: 7
Views: 255

Re: Checking my PM box...

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