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by Imus
Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here is the reason major Urban areas are failing...
Replies: 2
Views: 177

Re: Here is the reason major Urban areas are failing...

Just kill all the balcks

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mvscal
by Imus
Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear AP
Replies: 4
Views: 745

Dear AP

If you had to pick the most fucked up person on the board, who would it be?





Pick one please.
by Imus
Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:22 pm
Forum: Pure Art Haus
Topic: AP Scrapbook
Replies: 22
Views: 7332

Re: AP Scrapbook

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by Imus
Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Liberia's got Great Surf...
Replies: 37
Views: 1658

Re: Liberia's got Great Surf...

Wow, this is heavy. You are one fucked up dudexxx trannixxxx deal, 'tool. At least AP isn't mattinericsass-'tool. Hey AP sorry I missed your pms back in september. Looks like you deleted them before I could read them. Call again sometime if you can find your keyboard amidst all the vomit, spent cond...
by Imus
Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: my achey breaky heart
Replies: 51
Views: 3967

Re: my achey breaky heart

pffffft Just think, if a similar thread were started by YOU... I'm guessing there wouldn't be the same level of support for your sorry ass. Pfffft! A similar thread for You I wonder what kind of support you'd get. But fuck you and that. Rack Wolfman and his return. Dumpater artist, DJ, leader of th...
by Imus
Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Was This Goobs?
Replies: 3
Views: 415

Re: Was This Goobs?

I'm not reading all that, but it sounds like just another Saturday party-with-the-ass-bandits night at AP's housexxxxx dumpster.
by Imus
Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Google Maps Checking Your Every Move
Replies: 8
Views: 852

Re: Google Maps Checking Your Every Move

Nope nothing. I don't need a GPS to navigate and I don't have my location activated. Stupid phones rule. Sammy 5 allows for privacy where I(up your ass) Phones completely disregards this Constitutional Right to privacy. As if anybody gives even the tiniest sliver of a fuck where you go. I think tha...
by Imus
Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blacks walking across the street.
Replies: 26
Views: 1161

Re: Blacks walking across the street.

Moving Sale wrote:I was in Orlando with the kids. Most of the black people I spoke to were from outside of Florida, mostly Georgia and the Carolinas, but a few were from NY like the nice lady that let me fuck her.
Well if you went black, then I want you back

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by Imus
Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lauren Bacall takes The Big Sleep
Replies: 2
Views: 203

Re: Lauren Bacall takes The Big Sleep

Yeah, we fucked her.

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by Imus
Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation? (G)
Replies: 44
Views: 2939

Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?

AP we know it was that picture of Goober, plus your flaming homo-love gene that brought you out of the woodwork (gutter, plasma center parking lot) to post.

The only one more fucked up than you is . . . Uh it's . . . . Nobody.
by Imus
Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: poptart, the time has come...YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Replies: 11
Views: 1020

Re: poptart, the time has come...YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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That little black hebrew arab looks a Lot like Marty!
by Imus
Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: mvscal should enjoy this one...
Replies: 21
Views: 1780

Re: mvscal should enjoy this one...

Shit with all the shit trolls and old school trolls popping back in here, what are the odds we'll get an Irie Filthos sighting? Don't...just, don't...do that... http://i.imgur.com/bELHhZ1.gif The fuck, here's his kitchen after a recent hash making PET http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/7/0a/70ac9f5e...
by Imus
Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oldies but goodies
Replies: 125
Views: 8825

Re: Oldies but goodies

But you were the one begging for the photo. And speculating about what was behind door #1. And all of these breathless declarations about "nude" and "naked". Sheesh. You would have seen more if I was wearing my Speedo. :mrgreen: Well what if . . . That pic is not really Goober? ...
by Imus
Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [G] ISIS Butchers [G]
Replies: 15
Views: 1176

Re: [G] ISIS Butchers [G]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a7f_1406610219


Go to 36:00 and later, watch those fuckers pollute the river. Jesus.

Or don't. What is seen cannot be unseen.
by Imus
Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: poptart, the time has come...YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Replies: 11
Views: 1020

Re: poptart, the time has come...YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image

"Grandpa...why won't you hug me?"
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Shut up little Hymie, I'll deal with you later
by Imus
Sat May 31, 2014 3:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 3
Replies: 12
Views: 1136

Re: 3

1

2

3


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~ AP ~
by Imus
Tue May 20, 2014 2:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can ADMINS post your IP address?
Replies: 100
Views: 5710

Re: Can ADMINS post your IP address?

At least AP isn't waynegro.
by Imus
Wed May 07, 2014 3:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: wt...F?
Replies: 31
Views: 1856

Re: wt...F?

What, you finally quit shitting your pants thus qualified for library computer-lab privileges at the rehab clinic?

We missed you. Not.
by Imus
Thu Feb 27, 2014 2:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GIF of the day
Replies: 30
Views: 2750

Re: GIF of the day

What, are you doing crack or meth now?
by Imus
Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Michael Sam - gay
Replies: 246
Views: 10665

Re: Michael Sam - gay

what human being would make a "choice" to be continually berated and constantly harassed by hetrosexuals.....who would "choose" a lifestyle that religious zealots condemn them for and blame all of societies ills on...
uh...

AP
by Imus
Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For Flight Afficianados
Replies: 7
Views: 695

Re: For Flight Afficianados

Pshaw, that's nothing. When I was Wing Commander for the PAC back in the day, the general let me fly his antique WW-I plane all the time. We'd take it up to Olongapo city and get blow jobs while we drank beers at the bar.

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by Imus
Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Wino's
Replies: 36
Views: 1975

Re: Dear Wino's

by Imus
Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Looks like Trev's GOP fantasy boy toy is in hot water
Replies: 92
Views: 6318

Re: Looks like Trev's GOP fantasy boy toy is in hot water

trev wrote:. . . Chris Christie spank most of your asses.

Keep talking!!! Don't stop !!!!

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by Imus
Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Almost Heaven...er
Replies: 69
Views: 1717

Re: Almost Heaven...er

Why does anyone argue with the LTard troll? MGBl0w, your thoughts as you try to create traffic? Blotto boy sobers up enough to make a post. With crusted panties shoved up his ass, he tries to take a dump. But thinks to self ~no I'll save it for sex with the boys later!~ Lashes out at DT phantoms . ...
by Imus
Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meth user fights off 15 police while masturbating
Replies: 6
Views: 422

Re: Meth user fights off 15 police while masturbating

Derron wrote:One local tweak told his home boy he was going to commit a crime, homeboy dimed him out, the sheriff went looking for him, found him passed out in his stolen ride with a loaded stolen rifle, .273 cal all ready to rock and roll by his left hand.
Say what? Did you change your meds? Or something?
by Imus
Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Fox News' Hottie rises thru the ranks
Replies: 29
Views: 1317

Re: Another Fox News' Hottie rises thru the ranks

poptart wrote: If you want to get something done, it takes an American.
If you want someone to wear panties, treasure stranger's jizz, and have dozens of mcjobs, it takes AP.
by Imus
Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F-22 Taunts Iranian Jets
Replies: 48
Views: 1651

Re: F-22 Taunts Iranian Jets

I suppose you were Fleet Commander or something like that?
by Imus
Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Illegal Alien runs down 2 little girls and runs, and tampers
Replies: 36
Views: 1545

Re: Illegal Alien runs down 2 little girls and runs, and tam

Well you know he sleeps with his gun and gas mask.
by Imus
Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare
Replies: 79
Views: 5753

Re: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare

Service related? Yes. For many years I had no idea I could cheat Blue Cross then United Health Care out of tons of cash each month. A Vietnam Vet I worked with taught me how to lie because I was too stupid to do it by myself. Almost overnight I converted the nightmare of DTs into the end of the rai...
by Imus
Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: mvscal, I need your help with my girl problem
Replies: 38
Views: 2016

Re: mvscal, I need your help with my girl problem

Goober McTuber wrote:Doesn't everyone?
Hey Goobs, good news, you're back.

Bad news, my ass is still infected.

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by Imus
Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Don't Like Mondays
Replies: 47
Views: 1439

Re: I Don't Like Mondays

mvscal wrote: Valachi papers.
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by Imus
Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Slut-shaming
Replies: 41
Views: 575

Re: Slut-shaming

Atomic Punk wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:People need to mind their own fucking business.

What is your country's bizarre, uptight fixation with other people's sexual peccadilloes?
You've just made Pedo in Seattle smile. He needs a new avenue or a tunnel to venture through, if you will.
Look who's talking
by Imus
Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Solidarity for poptart
Replies: 45
Views: 947

Re: Solidarity for poptart

Atomic Punk wrote:
Felix wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:HALLELUJAH!

PRAISE JESUS!!!!

RACK poptart!

no doubt

I hope you're hear to stay tart
Doesn't need a response does it?
No, but you gave it one anyway. Have another vinegar and water.
by Imus
Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
Replies: 110
Views: 7453

Re: if there's anything funny about having a stroke

AP, at least TVO is not you. He's got that going for him.
by Imus
Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Solidarity for poptart
Replies: 45
Views: 947

Re: Solidarity for poptart

My girlfriend posts there. Hot tight ass, long red rusty hair, anger issues, unhappy, etc. So if going there and excluding yourself here, then. Your girl friend may post at .net, but he is a big black guy who likes you to wear bloody girl panties. Most of the rest of your post (like your others) is...
by Imus
Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Africanised Bees vs. Honey Bees
Replies: 28
Views: 1335

Re: Africanised Bees vs. Honey Bees

Or you could huff three or four cans, and solve another problem.
by Imus
Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Cicada Killer Season
Replies: 29
Views: 1769

Re: It's Cicada Killer Season

Atomic Punk wrote:Not sure how to respond . . .
Take a spin on this, I'm sure it will relax you and give you time to think. Feel free Not to post tranny pics.

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by Imus
Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What a Week at .net
Replies: 4
Views: 693

Re: What a Week at .net

At least AP doesn't post there.







:waz:
by Imus
Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Detroit files for chapter 9 bankruptcy protection...
Replies: 28
Views: 2037

Re: Detroit files for chapter 9 bankruptcy protection...

Atomic Punk wrote:The best and most simple utility tool I have is a very simple Gerber machete.
I'm sure your toolkit consists of that, an old bottle of salmon eggs, and an empty jug of Thunderbird wine.