mvscal, I need your help with my girl problem

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

So, there's this chick I'm seeing at the place we "work"...well, we're not really seeing each other but I'm really into her and I think she digs the fuck outta me...if she would only get to know the "real" me...

Anyways, she's in a fantasy league at our "office" and this past week she was late with her picks. Now, the guy running the league isn't a dick or anything, but he's pretty tight with the rules and he's not cutting her any slack. Admittedly, she's kinda being a bitch about this. Hard feelings and some nasty stuff has been said...

Now here's the problem. How do I tell her to cool it because she's embarrassing herself, without ruining my chances of being "intimate" with her at a later date (soon, I hope).
She really needs a friend right now, but I don't want to be the "bad guy". She's being cunty...but I love her.


HELP ME, MV! WHAT SHOULD I DO!
:?

[Moby Dick]

bitches love honesty.

[trev]

Bwah.

I'd say give the princess the benefit of the doubt, like she's used to.

[Jerkovich]

She needs a swift kick in the pussy, ya pussy.

[poptart]

she digs the fuck outta me...if she would only get to know the "real" me...

To know the "real" you, she needs to have a link to this board, doesn't she?


:)

[mvscal]

Tell her whatever she wants/needs to hear in order to skeet down her gullet. You only have to appear sympathetic to her plight. You don't really have to give a fuck and probably shouldn't.

You should also go behind her back and encourage the commish to continue to enforce the letter of the law. After all, rules are rules especially when they can used to cram your cock in some stupid hoor's face.

I hope this helps.

[Goober McTuber]

My guess is that mvscal seldom visits the Motorsports forum. Rack Marty.

[Goober McTuber]

Sam, you're taking the dumb southerner stereotype to new heights.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =8&t=43460

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You failed to mention color or race.

100% shiksa, I do believe.

[Goober McTuber]

Sam, you're taking the dumb southerner stereotype to new heights.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =8&t=43460

I have to read every goddam forum in here?!?!

Doesn't everyone?

My guess is that mvscal seldom visits the Motorsports forum. Rack Marty.

[Imus]

Doesn't everyone?

Hey Goobs, good news, you're back.

Bad news, my ass is still infected.

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[mvscal]

My guess is that mvscal seldom visits the Motorsports forum. Rack Marty.

That would be a safe bet.

Oh and Marty, that was just a little joke I hope you know. I didn't really mean it. You should always treat women with great respect and never, ever attempt to manipulate the circumstances in order to take sexual advantage of them while they are in a vulnerable emotional state. That would be wrong and immature. You're better than that.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Oh and Marty, that was just a little joke I hope you know. I didn't really mean it. You should always treat women with great respect and never, ever attempt to manipulate the circumstances in order to take sexual advantage of them while they are in a vulnerable emotional state. That would be wrong and immature. You're better than that.

Wait...




You're not trying to use some crafty, reverse psychology manipulation of my subconscious to try and sabotage this love vibe I have with...I shall refer to her as...Lady X?

:o

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Lady X

When Ocelot X finds out about this, he's going to be pissed. I hope your firewalls are up to date.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

There are rumours floating around my "workplace" that Lady X has a problem with alcohol.

I don't want to believe this...I just don't...

[Screw_Michigan]

Oh and Marty, that was just a little joke I hope you know. I didn't really mean it. You should always treat women with great respect and never, ever attempt to manipulate the circumstances in order to take sexual advantage of them while they are in a vulnerable emotional state. That would be wrong and immature. You're better than that.

Tom Leykis says that all the time. Rack him and rack you.

[XXXL]

When in doubt, geaux for it...

She's prolly waiting for a geaux...

[War Wagon]

We need some folks who'll post in 'em.

You're a southerner, everyone knows NASCAR was born in the south and is still the biggest fan base.

What's your excuse?

Anyways, I was going to post a little story last night in the neckcar forum but figured why bother when only 4 people might read it? So I'll post it here.

I'm watching ESPN last night during the MNF pregame show and they have this commercial promoting the upcoming "Chase" race at Dover, DE. In it they show Jimmy Johnson striding down pit lane with all the other cars and some legendary drivers standing outside their rides.

I'm like, ok... despite not having much use for JJ or Hendrick Motorsports. He walks by Richard Petty and his old #43 car, and it's the real Richard Petty since he ain't dead yet. A few seconds and cars later he walks by the old black #3 Goodwrench Chevy... with some preposterous imposter of Dale Earnhardt leaning up again it. Fuck me, I just about had another stroke. :brad: Nobody can or should impersonate The Intimidator, nobody.

the voice over ominously intones at the end - "there's a difference between being the greatest driver of your generation and being the greatest driver EVER."

Gaahhh!

[War Wagon]

btw, Rack Marty.

[Cuda]

There are rumours floating around my "workplace" that Lady X has a problem with alcohol.

I don't want to believe this...I just don't...

how about roofies?

[Goober McTuber]

There are rumours floating around my "workplace" that Lady X has a problem with alcohol.

I don't want to believe this...I just don't...

how about roofies?

How about you fuck off and die, you pathetic dweeb. The next time you add anything to a thread will be the first.

[trev]

I imagine the dude running the league this chick is in is just bitter because said chick never accepted his advances and pretty much told him to Eff off in no uncertain terms. Now he wants to get back at her by being a douche just because he's running a dumb contest.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

If this were 1826, I would challenge this cad to pistols at dawn to defend the honour of the fair "Lady X".

Tremble not, oh most lithe and dainty Lady X. I shall dispatch this ruffian to the muddiest gutters from whence he came!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

L, Marty - R, Lady X

[Goober McTuber]

L, Marty - R, Lady X

She does look a tad bit shit-faced.

[mvscal]

If this were 1826, I would challenge this cad to pistols at dawn to defend the honour of the fair "Lady X".

Tremble not, oh most lithe and dainty Lady X. I shall dispatch this ruffian to the muddiest gutters from whence he came!

Fear not, friend Marty, for I have lavished my most tender affection upon the muddy gutter of Lady X.

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[mvscal]

Rest assured that she is in good hands.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Nice hipster beard ya got there, Shlomo. One question though, why are you wooing the late Benjamin Orr?

[Screw_Michigan]

late Benjamin Orr?

Rack!

[BSmack]

Benjamin Orr?

Cars blasts are always

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

She came back to the "office" today after one of her usual four Sex-On-The-Beach lunches...

Trying to sit down at her desk, she missed the chair and landed on her ass. She laughed it off, but inside I was crying a little bit.

[War Wagon]

not to hijack this thread but Screwy?

I'll see that and raise... 'cause there's never a bad time for a Cars reset

[Diego in Seattle]

If this were 1826, I would challenge this cad to pistols at dawn to defend the honour of the fair "Lady X".

Tremble not, oh most lithe and dainty Lady X. I shall dispatch this ruffian to the muddiest gutters from whence he came!

Fear not, friend Marty, for I have lavished my most tender affection upon the muddy gutter of Lady X.

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Hopefully you'll end up the same way as that dude, too.

[mvscal]

Better that than ending up like a pedophile faggot with nog-spurt leaking out your ass and your brains leaking out your ears on the floor of a prison shower.