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- Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"
- Replies: 60
- Views: 4486
Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"
Sure has been nice not having that drunk AP around.
- Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eat one dick and you're a homo for life?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 772
Re: Eat one dick and you're a homo for life?
Yeah and most fags complain that there are too many penises in the bag and they go bad before all can be used.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I prefer the pre-cooked penis from Costco. Just nuke on high for 2 minutes and you're good to go.
-Mikey
No problem for Me!!
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- Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: [G] Ruptured appendixes suck shit. [G]
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2027
Re: [G] Ruptured appendixes suck shit. [G]
The irony of taking on the moniker "shutyomouth" back in the day... Somebody can create a comic book series titled "Three Gimps of the SEC and ACC." How about just The Two Gimps of T1B . . . http://s13.postimg.org/eyt8neqzr/gimp_squad.jpg Tagged: Guryong wharf - AP and Pops get ...
- Tue Oct 27, 2015 9:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bacon Causes Cancer
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1801
Re: Bacon Causes Cancer
Jay I think you may be a bigger ass than Joe Biden.
Maybe bigger than AP. But in a pseudo-intellectual way.
Maybe bigger than AP. But in a pseudo-intellectual way.
- Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bacon Causes Cancer
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1801
Re: Bacon Causes Cancer
~swoon~Bucmonkey wrote:Pump enough of anything up your ass...
/s/
AP
- Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:09 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
- Replies: 1548
- Views: 121454
Re: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
Hey AP . . . at least you are not Pops.Atomic Punk wrote:The pile-on continues...
- Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: arrested for bringing a clock to school
- Replies: 58
- Views: 2034
Re: arrested for bringing a clock to school
Lucky kid. That cop has an obvious "I gotta kill a whitey" look in his eye.
- Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Christians among us...
- Replies: 125
- Views: 7748
Re: Christians among us...
Well, I'll play I guess. Water/H2O is the only substance that can be a solid, liquid, or gas. You and poptart make quite the pair of science teachers. Would you like me to list a few hundred other things that have 3 phases? Or should we just shorten it to "almost everything"? Found some b...
- Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:15 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
- Replies: 1548
- Views: 121454
Re: The Rod of God
This is addressed to AP specifically and Pops in general. Some how Pops is on a higher level and AP is more of a street version thumper. When you are down in the dumps and can't afford both Thunderbird wine And rolling papers for a big night (AP), do you twist your joints using pages from the bible ...
- Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Organized religion is thankfully headed towards Extiction
- Replies: 192
- Views: 7434
Re: Organized religion is thankfully headed towards Extictio
I'm coming from the viewpoint that God created man in His image. That means you are created with knowing what is right and wrong. For those of you (most that post on this board) that deny God's existence, have that image in you at birth. The fact that you deny it means you are following your master...
- Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Counter-intuitive: Green energy is bad for the environment
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1171
Re: Counter-intuitive: Green energy is bad for the environm
ELIMINATED !atmdad wrote:havic
- Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump.....Toast!
- Replies: 257
- Views: 14251
Re: Trump.....Toast!
Imagine if you will, the space between AP's ears filled with something other than alcohol vapor.Atomic Punk wrote:Imagine . . .
- Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: tart, your services are required
- Replies: 33
- Views: 975
Re: tart, your services are required
. . . picture is a projection through a window pane or door directly behind the camera angle yet? . . . You are pretty good at taking pictures with reflections and mirrors stuff. Are you aware photoshop has a new Anal Ease Vignetting Tool, get it and your fantasies can come true. And be careful wit...
- Thu Jun 25, 2015 2:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Papa Willie vs LTS TRN 2 Guitar-Off
- Replies: 70
- Views: 3312
Re: Papa Willie vs LTS TRN 2 Guitar-Off
AP I love you, man.
- Sun Jun 14, 2015 5:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mount Rushmore...
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1793
Re: Mount Rushmore...
Thanks for sharing your musical acumen.Atomic Punk wrote:I sucks the balck cock.
- Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Belmont stakes
- Replies: 69
- Views: 1653
Re: Belmont stakes
Atomic Punk wrote:
And AP flings a stinging retort.
- Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don't Get on AP's List
- Replies: 11
- Views: 640
Re: Don't Get on AP's List
I never make it onto anybody's list.
- Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:15 pm
- Forum: Pure Art Haus
- Topic: AP Scrapbook
- Replies: 22
- Views: 7366
- Thu May 21, 2015 2:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bin Laden's Bookshelf
- Replies: 58
- Views: 1619
Re: Bin Laden's Bookshelf
Books found under AP's mattress 101 Other Uses For Those Old Anal Eze Containers "Recycle That Shit" The Guide To Bathroom Selfies For Retards and Drunks "Watch This!" How To Promote Your Image On The Internet "I was run by m2" Best Ethanol Hit For The Money "Life ...
- Thu May 21, 2015 2:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Final Four... NBA
- Replies: 75
- Views: 1507
Re: The Final Four... NBA
At first I thought AP would be the dark horse with m2 barely in the running. But the more he posts, AP evens the odds. He is champing at m2's bit now and I'd say it's neck and neck going down the stretch, with AP being the probable ringer for 1st tard in a photo finish.
- Wed May 20, 2015 5:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
- Replies: 16
- Views: 848
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
atmdad, you are one sharp cookie, aren't you. Did you even read the posts?
- Sun May 17, 2015 12:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: question for Left Seater and other fly guys
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1851
Re: question for Left Seater and other fly guys
I thought Squadron Leader and Chief Pilot AP might chime in, he probably knows the activation code for that. I'm told they give out secret codes now with Thunderbird "wine" liter boxes.
- Sun May 17, 2015 12:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Guitar/Band question
- Replies: 58
- Views: 2142
Re: Guitar/Band question
Potatoes, almost any way.
- Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cork made of glass
- Replies: 57
- Views: 1382
Re: Cork made of glass
~ s w o o n ~Mikey wrote:. . . synthetics fit tighter when first inserted but do not expand as the natural corks do, creating a tighter fit . . .
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- Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 6
- Views: 452
Re: Joke
At least AP is not that joke.
(See, I'm pullin' for you guy . . .)
(See, I'm pullin' for you guy . . .)
- Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
- Replies: 96
- Views: 3709
Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
What would even be cooler is to fly a cargo plane over an ISIS controlled area and have Pedo, LTard, Screwball, etc. and the shit trolls wearing orange jump suits and parachutes. Have their parachute harnesses hooked to the egress/suspension cables... open the door and go nose up attitude while roc...
- Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Plumbing experts, weigh in
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3282
Re: Plumbing experts, weigh in
~ swoon~what schedule pipe did the doc use on your shit pipe?
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- Tue Feb 03, 2015 7:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ever gone 0-60 in 3 seconds?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 944
Re: Ever gone 0-60 in 3 seconds?
Atomic Punk wrote: push the cilia and fluid back in . . .
What did AP try to do to himself right after the famous panties-in-the-mirror photo was taken?
- Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Octopus - no, not 8 chicks. Sorry, pron
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1040
Re: Octopus - no, not 8 chicks. Sorry, pron
HOLY SHIT, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH IT !!!
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- Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AP asks me for a match
- Replies: 1
- Views: 181
AP asks me for a match
Yeah I ran up to El Segundo . . .
AP asked me if I had a match
I said: My ass and your face
Then I said: Not since Jesus died.
I think he is drinking again.
AP asked me if I had a match
I said: My ass and your face
Then I said: Not since Jesus died.
I think he is drinking again.
- Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who PMs you?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2365
Re: Who PMs you?
I get a few (in bursts) from a certain panty-wearing denialist.
Someday he'll thank us for trying to help.
Someday he'll thank us for trying to help.
- Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bill Burr
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1421
Re: Bill Burr
Why are you so obsessed with me? He's not. Don't take it personal now. See, you are an internet meme now = drunk tranny with girls panties who self identifies, and is often cited as the nadir and opposite of anything reasonable and civilized. Often used with a forgiving tone, such as "At least...
- Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey Papa Willey
- Replies: 2
- Views: 94
Hey Papa Willey
What do you think of the vocal track on this one . . .
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Refinishing furniture
- Replies: 31
- Views: 510
Re: Refinishing furniture
Buy the most toxic badass shit there is. Don't look for green leaves. Look for skulls and crossbones. And get a package of nitrile gloves. You want to use nitrile gloves while using harsh chemicals??? Really? Nitrile gloves are what we use as "exam gloves" in hospitals and they aren't dur...
- Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Riot Thread
- Replies: 221
- Views: 9866
Re: Riot Thread
Look you fucking parasitic midget lawyer. Put yourself in the officer's position. He has never had to shoot anyone before. If a big ape is coming at you knowing you are an armed police officer that can shoot you, I'm guessing the officer acted as best he could under duress to protect his own life. ...
- Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Buying a vehicle (new, leased, or used)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2053
Re: Buying a vehicle (new, leased, or used)
Hey, your resale value is basically that of a fart stain on a bag lady's underwear.... .HELLO WW I don't think I've ever taken on this shit troll in a serious manner. So why does "it" go out of character now after all of these years? Try to be mellow man, it's no big deal. Rack you for wa...
- Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AP I Love you man
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1241
AP I Love you man
Wow man, I was just reading the Marty & Screwy thread by Sam, and got all choked up and introspective and stuff. I'm sorry for all the shit I have tossed at you, even though you usually deserved it. But now I'll try to remove the mote from my own eye, and judge not. I've been a drunk and a lot o...
- Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Buying a vehicle (new, leased, or used)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2053
Re: Buying a vehicle (new, leased, or used)
The only auto-tard around here is you pal. And that ain't about cars.Atomic Punk wrote: the "Auto-Tard" function
- Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FSU Bulldog Was A Very Baa-a-a-ad Man
- Replies: 4
- Views: 373
Re: FSU Bulldog Was A Very Baa-a-a-ad Man
Diego's meme is lore and innuendo.
Yours AP, is the real thing, with pics to prove it.
Now who is the pervert?
Yours AP, is the real thing, with pics to prove it.
Now who is the pervert?
- Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shipping is Free!
- Replies: 13
- Views: 296
Re: Shipping is Free!
Yeah, and here he is . . .Dinsdale wrote: same music mentor as I did.
You should take some guitar tips from AP. At least we've heard him play.