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by WhatsMyName
Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:05 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Patsies VS. Donkeys.....LET'S GET IT ON!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 449

Photoshop is really great, especially when you can pirate other people's work, isn't it?

Go fuck a light socket with an aluminum condom, dickhead. You'll fit.
by WhatsMyName
Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The NFL Misery Index - ESPN Page 2
Replies: 39
Views: 1331

Maybe War Wagon's wife can give me a ride to the stadium? I do have a saddle.
by WhatsMyName
Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Got tickets to the Pats/Broncs...and some thoughts
Replies: 30
Views: 1435

You two lovers or something?

Eat shit.
by WhatsMyName
Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:42 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: your upset of the year- skins over seahawks
Replies: 74
Views: 4043

When I saw the Hags giving 9, that only cemented my belief the Skins are going to the NFC Title Game. That's some serious disrespect.
by WhatsMyName
Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The NFL Misery Index - ESPN Page 2
Replies: 39
Views: 1331

No apology? Figures.

Not man enough to come clean even through the safe confines of your computer. I'd hate to see what you'd look like in real life, faggot.
by WhatsMyName
Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:29 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Got tickets to the Pats/Broncs...and some thoughts
Replies: 30
Views: 1435

KC Scott wrote:If the Newb really wanted to ingrate himself to the Board, he could run a contest and then take the winner of that contest to the game with him.

Maybe an essay contest.

Yea.... that's the ticket.

Don't forget to pack the Chloroform!
Don't forget to be clever next time, fuckstick.

Just a tip.
by WhatsMyName
Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:23 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chad Johnson and Marvin Lewis duke it out?
Replies: 1
Views: 181

Whatever happened to that Super Bowl Shuffle reiteration starring the striped sissies, anyway?
by WhatsMyName
Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:19 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The NFL Misery Index - ESPN Page 2
Replies: 39
Views: 1331

Is this War Wagon fuck usually this paranoid or has he not taken his meds today? Let me guess, you're a Chiefs fan? Oh shit, now I really must be a troll! If I happen to discover what team a couple other members root for, you might have to ban me on the spot, because that would just be impossible. I...
by WhatsMyName
Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The NFL Misery Index - ESPN Page 2
Replies: 39
Views: 1331

The NFL Misery Index - ESPN Page 2

It sucks if your name is Qbert Poor Browns fans. Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble, The Move, The Jamal 500...it just keeps going and going. Some interesting shots: 13. (tie) Kansas City Chiefs They can always say they played in Super Bowl I and won Super Bowl IV, but the glory days are growing e...
by WhatsMyName
Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Patsies VS. Donkeys.....LET'S GET IT ON!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 449

Re: Patsies VS. Donkeys.....LET'S GET IT ON!!!

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Discuss. 8)
How about sticking to the original thread, ballsucker.

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by WhatsMyName
Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Got tickets to the Pats/Broncs...and some thoughts
Replies: 30
Views: 1435

pretty SOLID Take from a NEWB .....give yourself a Tongue! :lol: what's your pre-game plans for the game? To get shitass drunk next to the smokestacks. I plan to smuggle some of those junior bottles of Captain Morgan's in my pockets to sprinkle in my $7 soda. Then again, with those half-assed "...
by WhatsMyName
Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:59 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bucs vs Skins at RJS on Sat
Replies: 149
Views: 7265

Buccaneer fans are faggots. Back when the team wore the creamsickle digs, there wasn't a heterosexual man within a 50 mile radius of Tampa that had the nads to call himself a Queer fan. But ever since the Pirates of the Caribbean uniform makeover and Chucky's arrival, all these assholes who formerly...
by WhatsMyName
Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:55 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: your upset of the year- skins over seahawks
Replies: 74
Views: 4043

I agree with the upset pick. Before the playoffs even started, I had the Skins going into Seattle to put a hurtin' on the Hags. My reasoning is that Hasselbeck is a twat bubble. He's going to show us all why he was a backup QB in Green Bay once by shitting the bed in the playoffs again.
by WhatsMyName
Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:53 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bengals' Lewis a total Chode
Replies: 2
Views: 367

Are Big Ben's "broken toes" healed from their last playoff game vs. the Pats yet?
by WhatsMyName
Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Got tickets to the Pats/Broncs...and some thoughts
Replies: 30
Views: 1435

Got tickets to the Pats/Broncs...and some thoughts

For starters, what a tough draw for Denver. The Patriots are skullfucking everyone in their path lately. If that limp wristed salad tosser Peyton "The Pussy" Manning had to face this team right now, he'd melt like a pack of M&M's inside a blast furnace. It would appear Jake is at risk ...
by WhatsMyName
Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:14 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Len Pastabelly get beat down and exposed at the Skins/Queer
Replies: 15
Views: 1134

Too bad we can't verify whether this guy is a total fraud or not. If true, Pastabelly is a wretched cunt.
by WhatsMyName
Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:35 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Michael Vicks' brother a real... CLASS ACT!
Replies: 14
Views: 1232

When Marcus Mexico isn't out trolling junior high playgrounds for roast beef au jus, he's usually playing bumper cars drunk or high. What a fucking douchebag.
by WhatsMyName
Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:28 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Just Getting Started Folks
Replies: 2
Views: 163

The Giants got treated like one of Jim Brown's girlfriends today. Eli Manning's girly features were never more evident than when that frail rag-armed twatbubble coughed up that fumble after one of those diesel black dudes smacked the ball out of his hand like a loaf of bread. Plaxico had as many cat...
by WhatsMyName
Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Palmer down and out by cheap Steelers shot!
Replies: 115
Views: 5813

Anybody who thought the hit on Palmer was intentional sucks so much balls, he could turn a man's nutsack from a pair of prunes to a deuce of raisins in just under 3 seconds.
by WhatsMyName
Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bucs vs Skins at RJS on Sat
Replies: 149
Views: 7265

Re: Bucs vs Skins at RJS on Sat

I will be there cheering on the number one defense in the NFL as they win a close one at home vs the Redmen. Brunell will be harrassed all day as the TB front forces him into too many mistakes. The Caddy will be tuned and ready to go. And the crowd will be going crazy. Bucs 21 Skins 17 #1 defense? ...
by WhatsMyName
Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I'm new here
Replies: 10
Views: 436

Nope, no troll here as you'll find out down the road.

Did Karlis make the kick? I'll admit I wasn't sure about it until the refs arms went up in the air. Cleveland: Denver's eternal bitches. But then again, they've been everyone's bitch since the mid 60's.
by WhatsMyName
Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:14 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: I'm new here
Replies: 10
Views: 436

I'm new here

Someone mentioned this place at the Trolls, which I found via internet search at big-boards.com. The Trolls was too fucking cliquey for me and this seemed like a better place to talk football, which is all I give a damn about anyway.

Hope I'm welcome here.