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by Smackie Chan
Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there ANYTHING that doesn't offend the muzzies?
Replies: 80
Views: 3080

You asked for it. So you're such an accommodating guy that all someone has to do is ask for something, and you provide it? In that case, I'm asking that you send your sister over to give me a blowjob. How long should I wait? Will it be before or after you answer my question about how you intend to ...
by Smackie Chan
Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there ANYTHING that doesn't offend the muzzies?
Replies: 80
Views: 3080

War Wagon wrote:Yet, you opened that maw anyways, as if you were all about something and had something worth reading, of which that ain't happening.
And yet you still read it, and responded.
by Smackie Chan
Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there ANYTHING that doesn't offend the muzzies?
Replies: 80
Views: 3080

War Wagon wrote:Are you challenging me to a duel, Smackless Chan?
I wasn't the one who said I was challenging anything, or letting someone else's opinion go unchallenged. Besides, it wouldn't be sporting for me to engage in a duel with an unarmed opponent.
by Smackie Chan
Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there ANYTHING that doesn't offend the muzzies?
Replies: 80
Views: 3080

War Wagon wrote:I was raised Catholic, and will be damned before I let anyone get by with blaspheming my mothers faith unchallenged.
Then you're a damned dick, Whitey.

What, exactly, is this challenge you plan to mount?
by Smackie Chan
Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cable Box Question
Replies: 14
Views: 662

Re: Cable Box Question

Cosmo Kramer wrote:I bought a Scientific Atlantic Explorer 3250 digital cable box @ a garage sale and when I pluged it in I got a " Your Explorer settop is not authorized for use" any help.....Thanks
Hold a garage sale.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there ANYTHING that doesn't offend the muzzies?
Replies: 80
Views: 3080

A German racist?!? I ain't buyin' it! Sin, Hitler Too bad he was Austrian. If your implication is that because he was born in Austria, he wasn't German, then I guess it's fair to say that Henry Kissinger and Arnold Schwarzenegger aren't Americans. Yeah, maybe I'm stretching things here, but I think...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Baghdad Stock Exchange
Replies: 21
Views: 1274

Bush Sr. kept Iraq in place as a counter against Iran's power. Poppy was a nutless pus bag who failed to seize the opportunity to quickly and easily remove Saddam from power and set up a new Iraqi government before Saddam slaughtered the 150,000 Shiites who were hung out to dry by his vacillating. ...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Luth went down for an 8 count
Replies: 67
Views: 2067

So lava has gotten into the mountain's dome? Guess lava has BODE!
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Luth went down for an 8 count
Replies: 67
Views: 2067

Atomic Punk wrote:I couldn't dress myself
And that's different from today ... how?
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this lady - strangles burglar in her home......
Replies: 28
Views: 1267

Dinsdale wrote:I'm generally not too harsh a judge of people(except when logged in to the internet), but it is without reservation that I say that this guy was pretty much a failure in life.
Methinks this is a rush to judgment, Dins. We don't know what his post total was.
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Slur thread
Replies: 8
Views: 387

PSUFAN wrote:I thought index would be more active in this thread.
I figgered Y2K would be, too. Jack slurs just about everything I've heard him say.
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there ANYTHING that doesn't offend the muzzies?
Replies: 80
Views: 3080

A German racist?!? I ain't buyin' it! Sin, http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/images/hitler_adolf.jpg Pakistan's parliament condemned the "derogatory" remarks today and demanded an apology. The country's foreign ministry said they were "regrettable" and claimed they wo...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ann Richards... DEAD
Replies: 26
Views: 1240

I'm going to shock a bunch of the lefties with this, but I actually read "Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?" and liked it. Then you'd prolly also like Shrub , about Dubya's career in Texas state politics. Then again, maybe you won't. One of the more hilarious stories from the book is a...
by Smackie Chan
Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 10 stingrays killed since Irwin's death
Replies: 16
Views: 931

Mikey wrote:I hear horsemeat is pretty good on the barbie too.
You're joking, right? Ken has no bidness being referred to as horsemeat, given what little he's packin'.

Sin,

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by Smackie Chan
Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 10 stingrays killed since Irwin's death
Replies: 16
Views: 931

mvscal wrote:stingray is the fruit of the sea
I thought that honor went to ...

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by Smackie Chan
Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:08 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Missing In Action - Dinsdale
Replies: 24
Views: 1644

Terry in Crapchester wrote:To answer the question about one post putting a thread in the archives, there is precedent for that.
Friggin' lawyers ... always with the precedents.
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:44 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Missing In Action - Dinsdale
Replies: 24
Views: 1644

Bwaaa!
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WHOA! England...
Replies: 14
Views: 1131

Clear out your cookies & history and whatnot, and pull up this thread. You got busted for hotlinking again. When I originally posted this, all I saw on my 'puter was the image to which I linked. When I opened the thread here at work, I saw the nastygram. Fuck 'em. Anyway, what I was tryin' to s...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WHOA! England...
Replies: 14
Views: 1131

Y2K wrote:Smackie got slammed by the hot-link police.....

Bandwith Stealing Weasel.

Bwaaaaaaaa
WTF are you babbling about, Jackson?
by Smackie Chan
Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WHOA! England...
Replies: 14
Views: 1131

Nishlord wrote:He's slowly turning into Prince Charles.
Looks like he's already turned into ...

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by Smackie Chan
Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Irwin AKA Croc Hunter- Dead
Replies: 93
Views: 4912

Re: Steve Irwin AKA Croc Hunter- Dead

Very sad. Though more disturbing is the news presented at the upper right corner of the page - FRAUDO IS BREEDING!!!
Urban wild things Frodo and Frieda's first egg of the season is due to hatch soon.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hooray!! Fitzmas is finally here!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 874

...pssst...Armitage is already gonzo. He's been retarded errrrr retired for a year and a half and sitting on the board at ConocoPhillips for the last three or four months. Wikipedia is your friend. Just reading what was posted would go a long way toward comprehension ... former deputy secretary of ...
by Smackie Chan
Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hooray!! Fitzmas is finally here!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 874

Looks like DrDetwat stole mvscal's p/w.
by Smackie Chan
Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: UK Terror Plot
Replies: 322
Views: 13952

2) The impact hole. Why is it smaller than 77? Only in Warner Brothers cartoons does the Coyote leave a cookie-cutter outline of himself as he crashes into the rock face. In the real world (someplace that the "pod people" need to spend more time in) collisions are more complex. Airplanes ...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3874

Dinsdale wrote:you post like a placentaface
RACK!

Did you steal Rayduh James' playbook?
by Smackie Chan
Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down The Hatches Poptart!
Replies: 32
Views: 2467

socal wrote:Why do you haight America?
Want me to come over there and kick your ashbury?
by Smackie Chan
Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So much talent pissed away....
Replies: 50
Views: 3571

Invictus wrote:I saw that thread. After reading that and then jess' last post in this one, I realized that he is a mongoloid.
But it's good to know that Hollywood hires the handicapped.
by Smackie Chan
Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:10 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 8656

Luther wrote:Image
Van Quayle?
by Smackie Chan
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4847

Re: Bring it, motherfuckers!

Correct me if I'm wrong you man-yogurt drip pan , but have you done anything but be the speedbump on the way to running over Team Nutsack or be the plunger storage unit for showing KC Paul the blueprint for passing off someone else's keystrokes as your own? Anything? Ever? If I had to guess, everyt...
by Smackie Chan
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:49 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 8656

timmay wrote: the best posters in this place only post once or twice a week"
Thanks.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: findyourspot.com
Replies: 68
Views: 4220

Great ... I relocated from my #1 spot to #21. 1. Ventura, CA 2. Santa Barbara, CA 3. Portland, OR 4. Honolulu, HI 5. Little Rock, AR 6. Las Vegas, NV 7. Sacramento, CA 8. San Bernardino, CA 9. Albuquerque, NM 10. Las Cruces, NM 11. Frederick, MD 12. Fayetteville, AR 13. El Cajon, CA 14. Palo Alto, C...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What can you eat?
Replies: 23
Views: 1665

I've eaten at Arby's. Does that count?
by Smackie Chan
Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: God supports Al Gore?
Replies: 14
Views: 908

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said
I need to find out how to subscribe to God's Annual Report.
by Smackie Chan
Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: God supports Al Gore?
Replies: 14
Views: 908

God supports Al Gore?

Prolly GD, but beware, U&L! Robertson A Global Warming Convert Religious Broadcaster Says Summer Heat Wave Made Him A Believer VIRGINIA BEACH, Va., Aug. 4, 206 The Rev. Pat Robertson has changed his mind on global warming. (AP) (CBS/AP) Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Thursday that he h...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another knife in my back and a blowtorch on my cock...
Replies: 40
Views: 1939

mvscal wrote:Are there any physical malfunctions you have not experienced?
Hangover?
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: should the homeless be fed?
Replies: 67
Views: 4292

JCT wrote:So he was 13 when he was fighting in WWII. I had a lot of sympathy for him.
So, d'ja toss him an MRE?
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: should the homeless be fed?
Replies: 67
Views: 4292

I personally like the "I need money for airfare" line the best. During recent trips to New Orleans, including last week's, I ran across several panhandlers - not necessarily homeless, but beggars nonetheless. What diminishes my sympathy for them is that fast-food joints and other employers...
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:57 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: A question about Israel
Replies: 332
Views: 18047

Van wrote:We could us a Dins Type Character in the Oval Office. Big hilarity and much less terrorism,would by my bet.
Two typos in the same sentence? You're slippin'. Might have to call in the heavy artillery (read: Mgo).
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Knight has a message for Tom
Replies: 7
Views: 586

Goober McTuber wrote:Though Wooden never coached at Indiana.
But legend has it that he once slept in a Holiday Inn Express in Bloomington.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Indonesia didn't relay tsunami warnings
Replies: 75
Views: 1975

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