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atomicdad

Wow, GreenJeans, I can't remember were I saw that one before.

atomicdad

Doesn't sound so bad to me, instead of having 88 come round your house and smash you with a ten grand bill so he can go target shooting, have a Sharia lawyer come round for free and tell wifey to get off her arse and do the dishes. win/win http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ydzJHs8Svn4/UIcdLPNBlzI/AAAAAAAAB...

atomicdad

Dee Snutz wrote: Don't worry, little fella I can see where I fucked up. I read the board policies and took them serious.

Call me crazy, but I don't think you really do see where you fucked up.

atomicdad

Mace wrote: Thank your mother for not having twins.

My Gawd, what if she did?

atomicdad

Back in the college days I would work occasionally for a buddies garage door business. There was another guy, Tom, there as well. Tom was basically useless and was sent packing. We got a metal support stand to hold up the doors for spring changes and stuff. We nicknamed the stand "Tom".

atomicdad

He joined the new Black Panther Party, and living in Korea, it was the not the best idea, he was eaten.

atomicdad

Yeah, and you are probably The Guy who hands out pencils on Halloween.

atomicdad

Just picture those two old gals scissoring their haggard clams.

atomicdad

KC Scott wrote: Buying for the wife is worse.

"It's easy to do just follow these steps

1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box

And that's the way you do it"

atomicdad

Jsc810 wrote:

What is up with the dead gal a couple of rows back?

atomicdad

Moving Sale wrote: or big wave surfing

I guess "Bode" for you, with your stature I'm sure most everyday it's overhead.

atomicdad

atomicdad

Don't be such a sourpuss, we still have AJ and Norv.

atomicdad

EE was for upgrades to Mira Costa CC district. AA was for San Dieguito Unified. The pisser about AA is that a big chunk of the money was to go for upgrades at Canyon View HS which is all of about 6 years old. FUCK THAT NOISE.

atomicdad

Moving Sale wrote:Two plp in front of me. Took about a min.

I voted for the Jew.

Yea, I voted for her also, she is not so bad.

atomicdad

Voted early, selected more vaginas than peni as far as the candidates, and a big no on all the increased taxes and bond issues. Sorry Mikey, that was a no on EE.

atomicdad

I have to say the Columbia and Bonneville is pretty awesome when they have all the tainter gates open.

This was in early July of this year.

atomicdad

Thursday night is shaping up to be a real barn burner.

atomicdad

What the hell...

atomicdad

R_Jack, inevitably when the time comes to sit down with the lawyers you need to find a way to work in, "sperm belching gym ho" , to the discussion.

atomicdad

Obama is a turd as far as I am concerned, but Trump/Romney is exemplifying the true nature of the out of touch asshat society they support. You mean like the 70,000 asshats serving in Afghanistan under a Muslim POTUS? Those asshats? Where the fuck did that come from? But to answer your question, No.

atomicdad

Really, this is being discussed? Obama is a turd as far as I am concerned, but Trump/Romney is exemplifying the true nature of the out of touch asshat society they support. Trying to extort the sitting POTUS, really. Trump better hope Barry does not get re-elected or there is going to be a whole new...

atomicdad

you missed it

atomicdad

Or he could be focusing on his children and rallying around them at this very, very difficult and emotional time so they know that no matter what has happened to mommy and daddy, they are loved and are far and away the most important thing in their life. Works for me. Marty, I think you are confusi...

atomicdad

Either that, or R-Jack did not tell the whole story as to why his wife started banging her trainer. He may just be busy sucking fat cock and getting his asshole re-sized in The Castro.

atomicdad

I have to agree, the Oregon coast is pretty darn cool. Part of the family summer vacation we ventured down the entire OR coast from Cape Disappointment WA all the way down. Spent 2 nights in Newport Bay with short 1/4 to 1/3 mile walk along to the beach to where this thing had washed up. https://lh6...

atomicdad

KC Scott wrote:
So that has to be like the reslut of carbon and shit

So you are saying R-Jack's soon to be ex is a mudshark and likes anal?

atomicdad

Chargers hosting Falcons gonna be blacked out locally as well, WTF.

I have a plan/excuse, gonna watch it on the seatback of a 737 and hopefully catch the 4th quarter during my layover in Houston.

atomicdad

Goober, I also respect your right to your opinion of what you like or dislike. Unlike you, I typically scroll past and defer my comment since I generally have better things to do than get into dick slapping contests with other posters and issue my critique on what others want to share in an effort t...

atomicdad

ML and Jay, careful where you tread. Goober is the Self-appointed and arbitrator of what is funny and what constitutes excellence in message boarding.

atomicdad

I find that pretty offensive. I think I will go out and burn down my neighborhood.

atomicdad

Shoalzie, just don't send anything to NYFD or you will have Wags all up in your ass.

atomicdad

Jackie Battle looked pretty good late in the game yesterday.

atomicdad

Luth got his medical MJ card and has taken up ~~growing his own~~ farming.

atomicdad

Pelosi's district is in San Francisco.

As for Boxer, there are just too many dumb fucks in Los Angeles and San Francisco that continue to vote her in.

atomicdad

What exactly did I back pedal from?

atomicdad

Moving Sale wrote:
atomicdad wrote:Nothing wrong with the concept, but the body design is stupid.

Hey look at me, I'm driving down the road in an egg.
That makes them ugly, not stupid. Care to try again?

I think they are stupid looking, and you are not going to change my subjective opinion about that, shorty.

atomicdad

Nothing wrong with the concept, but the body design is stupid.

Hey look at me, I'm driving down the road in an egg.

atomicdad

atomicdad

Well then he is getting fucked by HR Block.

For 2011, 26K - $3700 personal exemption puts him at $22300 AGI, Tax table shows single status tax liability is $2924. Why the fuck is he scratching a check for $5600 to the IRS?

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