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by mvscal
Thu Oct 19, 2023 11:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128709

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

But the real question is why would she plead guilty when Biden stole the election? Because she was lying all along, and anyone with an ounce of common sense should have been able to recognize that. Yes, she pled down to a misdemeanor guilty or not because a felony would end any forlorn hope of resu...
by mvscal
Thu Oct 19, 2023 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128709

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 4:11 pm
Kierland wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 3:09 pm Powell will also be required to testify at future trials and write an apology letter to the citizens of Georgia.”
Required? You mean like a "mandate?"
She isn't going to have much to testify about. She lasted from morning bagels to lunch on Trump's team.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 19, 2023 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Had to fix this Kentucky Fried Fuckup
Replies: 19
Views: 1307

Re: Had to fix this Kentucky Fried Fuckup

Looks almost like a poke cake. Similar in concept.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 19, 2023 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Back the Blue
Replies: 724
Views: 85303

Re: Back the Blue

Sudden Sam wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 8:02 pm
Kierland wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 7:33 pm Yeah I just said that. Guess what? He wasn’t wearing a dress.
So? He wanted to have sex with an underage boy. Is that not sick enough for you?
He was "wearing" a hardon to fuck a small boy up the ass. Who, exactly, is giving a degenerate like that a pass based on his attire?
by mvscal
Wed Oct 18, 2023 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:05 pm
The Seer wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:33 pm preserve Western Civ.
:meds: :meds: :meds:
If Western Civilization upsets you, you should guzzle a gallon of AIDS infused nog spurt, jam a fat cactus up your ass and then throw yourself off a tall building. You will be cured instantly.

I hope this helps.

Your pal,
Mvscal
by mvscal
Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

More like a parking lot than a hospital and nowhere near hundreds of cockroaches killed (unfortunately) and it was definitely a Hamas rocket.

Top to bottom bullshit story which was lapped up without question by the usual idiots.
by mvscal
Sat Oct 14, 2023 5:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Every nation should secure their borders. What a novel idea. Israel isn't securing its borders. Israel is destroying other people's borders, while moving their own to encrouch upon others' land. Israel is a squatter perpetrating fraud on legitimate landowners. Israel is the legitimate landowner, yo...
by mvscal
Sat Oct 14, 2023 5:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Egyptian forces have emplaced concrete wall sections at the Rafah border crossing gate in southern Gaza, completely shutting it down. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8Ytz4jWUAA-Rej?format=jpg&name=900x900 https://media4.giphy.com/media/dC9DTdqPmRnlS/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47orpzv9m34epblpr6572aqqz89s...
by mvscal
Fri Oct 13, 2023 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Grifter Ship is coming in!
Replies: 4
Views: 657

Re: The Grifter Ship is coming in!

Nice white flag
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair
Replies: 23
Views: 4561

Re: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:28 am
Kierland wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 9:33 pm
stunted severely.
I see you working.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not a PET
Replies: 23
Views: 2578

Re: Not a PET

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:24 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 7:20 pmI am a pastor.
I'm an ordained minister. We should team up. It would look a little bit like this:

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Did AP get religion? That is him in the Trust Jesus hoodie next to Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad, right?
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Results of lockdowns
Replies: 106
Views: 25374

Re: Results of lockdowns

Recruiting has jack shit to do with promoting another general. We already have far more 4 star clowns than we did in WW2 when the armed forces were 10 times larger. Tuberville is doing the right thing, just for a very dumb reason. https://taskandpurpose.com/news/two-star-general-sexual-assault/ Dam...
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Garvey....US Senator?
Replies: 14
Views: 1392

Re: Steve Garvey....US Senator?

No wonder he had so many bastards. Strong Kellyanne Conway vibes.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 45076

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

Sven Golly wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:27 pm "Nobel was a quirky, douchey, misogynist, anti-democratic nerd with the social skills of a roasted walnut."

Sounds like someone we all know :lol:
Queerland is not a nerd.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jesse Heiman: World's Greatest Extra
Replies: 8
Views: 1893

Re: Jesse Heiman: World's Greatest Extra

Wouldn't he have to be a leading man in a film before he could actually sustain a career as a leading man?
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Grifter Ship is coming in!
Replies: 4
Views: 657

Re: The Grifter Ship is coming in!

Your name is Maxine?
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 9:57 pm Looks like something you'd dig up in Michael Vick's back yard.
It does appear to be crispy, so we can safely rule out NoDak kalua pig.
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Higher with a senile, braindamaged pedophile in the White House. You should be fukkin grateful that the president is someone experienced and calm, not the erratic sociopath who said he fell in love with Kim Jong Un and won't read a briefing book. Of course!! That explains why Iran and Hamas began p...
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Israeli government values its existence and it will cut unborn children from pregnant bellies, strap bombs to the screaming infant, and toss them over the wall if that's what it takes to defend the country. Period. Full stop. You gotta understand this is their only homeland. If they lose this one, ...
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Those positions are currently staffed on an interim basis. You do understand that, yes? You know as well as anyone else that the interim tag doesn't carry as much weight as Senate confirmed. No underling is going to go out on a limb for the interim chief of staff. Weight? Quantify 'weight.' We have...
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Garvey....US Senator?
Replies: 14
Views: 1392

Re: Steve Garvey....US Senator?

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jun 03, 2023 11:30 pm He'll win if all his illegitimate children vote for him.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rack
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

What are the odds on WWIII breaking out? Higher with a senile, braindamaged pedophile in the White House. It's even higher w/o an ambassador to Israel. It's even higher w/o a Navy chief. It's even higher w/o an Air Force chief. You wouldn't happen to know the reason for those vacancies, would you? ...
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Jsc810 wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 10:51 pm What are the odds on WWIII breaking out?
Higher with a senile, braindamaged pedophile in the White House.
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair
Replies: 23
Views: 4561

Re: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair

Mikey wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 2:10 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Oct 07, 2023 8:23 pm
Tossing a chair at an authority figure is totally understandable, as you can see. Who wants cake?
I guess it would have been OK if she used a flag pole.
Assuming it was part of a mostly peaceful protest naturally.
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3342
Views: 907905

Re: Doom

Either/both
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Carson wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:57 pm
mvscal wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:49 pmFind them, kill them and then kill their entire family.
Including the goats they fucked?

That's a LOT of DNA testing.
Goats, too.
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3342
Views: 907905

Re: Doom

And a few hrs in the Israels are already committing war crimes. How shocking! https://www.thejc.com/news/israel/hamas-terrorists-murdered-40-babies-including-beheadings-says-report-2fdcCmtBjFvAcCCf5MDwKU Horrific. Should not happen. And what would be a proportionate response to such behavior?
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

FiatLux wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:23 pm There needs to be a price paid when you kill Americans and take them hostage abroad.
Absofuckinglutely. Find them, kill them and then kill their entire family.
by mvscal
Mon Oct 09, 2023 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 8:05 pm Little nukes could be in the hands of Hezbollah and Hamas.
The odds of that are approximately 0.00%. "Little nukes" are extremely challenging to construct.
by mvscal
Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:15 pm Post some more IDF hotties.
They're busy getting buttfucked by packs of gibbering koranimals at the moment.
by mvscal
Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

FiatLux wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:08 pm Now its time to send a little message to the Persians.





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They won't do that either.
by mvscal
Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049113

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

I see no evidence that Israel has the stomach to do what's necessary to win.
by mvscal
Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Uh oh. Even the left has figured it out
Replies: 14
Views: 6376

Re: Uh oh. Even the left has figured it out

If you can't trust the anonymous source of some Egyptian blogger who was cross-posted on another blog, who can you trust, right?
by mvscal
Sun Oct 08, 2023 12:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cooking Forum
Replies: 10
Views: 607

Re: Cooking Forum

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Oct 07, 2023 10:40 pm Kierland complaining about tedium is richer than a clam and truffle risotto. You got a recipe for that, Mikey?
You potheads talkin' bout tedium? What do you know about tedium? I AM tedium.

Sin,

Sgt. Queerland

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by mvscal
Sun Oct 08, 2023 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3342
Views: 907905

Re: Doom

Israel under attack! https://www.state.gov/israel-under-attack/ The United States unequivocally condemns the appalling attacks by Hamas terrorists against Israel, including civilians and civilian communities. There is never any justification for terrorism. We stand in solidarity with the government...
by mvscal
Sat Oct 07, 2023 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair
Replies: 23
Views: 4561

Re: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Oct 07, 2023 4:27 pmTeachers deserve better.
No, they don't. They vote for this as instructed by their union masters. Embrace the suck and take your lumps like a good little cuck.
by mvscal
Tue Oct 03, 2023 1:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DeadAnne Feinstein
Replies: 77
Views: 11695

Re: DeadAnne Feinstein

Gay, balck and female. Checks all the boxes. Checking boxes? Is that a sound basis for making personnel decisions in your estimation? The best we can do? How do you think Amy Coathanger Barrett got her SCOTUS seat other than being female, an advocate for theocracies and against women having bodily ...
by mvscal
Tue Oct 03, 2023 1:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128709

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Jsc810 wrote: Tue Oct 03, 2023 1:28 am
mvscal wrote: Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:14 am
and wouldn’t visit their graves in France.
Liar.

For someone who purports to be knowledgeable about history, you sure can be a dumbass at times.
Anonymous sources = Made up bullshit.
by mvscal
Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128709

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

“What can I add that has not already been said?” he said, when asked if he wanted to weigh in on his former boss in light of recent comments made by other former Trump officials. “A person that thinks those who defend their country in uniform, or are shot down or seriously wounded in combat, or spe...
by mvscal
Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DeadAnne Feinstein
Replies: 77
Views: 11695

Re: DeadAnne Feinstein

Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 2:28 pm
Gay, balck and female. Checks all the boxes.
Checking boxes? Is that a sound basis for making personnel decisions in your estimation? The best we can do?