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And I'm talking to YOU, twatlips, when I say that no one gives a fuck about your thoughts concerning anything to do with T1B. Now you can get back to yanking yourself at .net before the likes of you turns this place into SCIII. And only a pussy invokes "everyone" in an argument. Mix in a ...

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Mace wrote: Nice of you to make a drive by appearance to express an opinion.....as if anyone gives a flying fuck. :roll:

Anyone? I'm talking to YOU, asswipe. I know you feel the need to put more people on your side to 'win' this but I'm not addressing anybody else, noodle dick.

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Cuda doesn't have a fucking clue what he is talking about concerning Scobode. Scobode was shut down so that this place could thrive. It was clearly stated for a few days before the place was locked up that this would be the new "home". Thats what I remember. I didnt remember my personal i...

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Well, no, SG here is where we'll have to disagree. I mean all praise and :bode: be unto you and I know you'll wear me out with the SMACK\SPAM Combo. But mvscal did in fact see this coming. He did in fact warn us. He did in fact do his best to put his finger in the dyke - no pun intended - but the T...

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What's new with you? Oh man, life's great dude. Better than I deserve that's for sure. Son turns two in a few weeks and that's been a blast. Wife apparently has TWINS "buns in the oven" right now due to come out around Sept. Schoolin', workin, and just living life man. Wow! Congrats, Tom....

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I think I'll put you on ignore instead, dumbfuck. Braaaaaaaaaaaavo! That was a wicked, effective blast. What's next, you'll tell Tiger Woods you're going to fuck his wife? When I give a dried up cum stain about you ignoring me, I'll let you know. You may now feel free to go fuck yourself. :D

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mvscal wrote:Well, actually I don't. You asked for it...you got it. Hope you enjoyed all the "funnay."

Good job.

apparently your administration here resembled Hitler and Stalin, so you stroking your own shriveled up nads while casting stones is a little laughable.

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SG gets a fucking RACK! Since nobody will make the simple solution, it's pretty apparent that said people are fans of this drama. Why else would they just not put them on ignore? And from that basis, we can only conclude that the people bitching and allowing themselves to get sucked in to all this,...

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Drama queens/attention whores cannot "avoid all of the drama", they seek it. Katy and LV are apparently two peas in a pod. As much as Katy has stumbled around and drug her feet on getting out of here, the door must have surely hit her in the ass....and now she wants to act like the spoile...

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Well isn't all this quite special! :lol: SG !!! How the hell are you man. Welcome back dude. One thing I'll miss is the few times I got to listen to the radio. I actually heard your band (old band) and it was pretty fucking killer dude. :D Well, thanks, Tom. We did what we could! I don't play much ...

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i like how all the people still clinging to this board's existence as if their lives would be hell without it are still ignoring that fact that KC Scott banned the owner. HE. BANNED. THE. OWNER. Should I say it again? HE. BANNED. THE. OWNER. All the other bullshit in here is just that, bullshit. Don...

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Well isn't all this quite special!

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this is classic mvscal... he can sense a pile on coming a mile away..... and he steers clear for as long as it takes until he can come back and start shredding ass and balls with no political damage from this because he knows something else will come along to distract the typical message boarder. th...

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I'm still cracking the fuck up at "jizzlords" :D I just watched that paco/dimeola/mclaughlin shit on you tube and here's the deal: McLaughlin was kicking ass, big time. Dimeola is a hack Paco still wins because of his right hand basically, since I began studying flamenco techniques, the pi...

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and i just saw the fusion comment: yes, fusion is utter crap.

edit for Vanglish: I just read the fusion comment; fusion is utterly absurd.

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i'm still laughing that Van thinks Paco couldn't play Holdsworth licks. laughable. with that liquidy tone and low action guitar... please.

and sorry for not using the queen's english, bro. :D

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i know who he is. do you seriously think I don't? what kind of a dumbfuck are you? I like holdsworth, a lot. but he's ultimately pretty fucking tedious and cannot do what de lucia did. De lucia's techinique is so fucking bitchin', he could easily play that whole tone wankery that holdsworth has conv...

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link me to the clips of dimeoverrated, holdswanker busting out those riffs using anything close to paco de lucia's flamenco technique. i'm sorry, but shredding with a pick is for FAGGOTS. :hfal: proof: look at all the snot nosed fuckbags doing so on youtube. look through the dried boogers, jizz encr...

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But AC couldn't even do the accompanying hand clapping. :D and btw, the capo goes where the singer wants it or the songs calls for it. Albert Collins has a key or a few keys he likes to sing in. That's the reasoning. If you think AC couldn't play licks without the capo, that's just absurd. It's abo...

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Typical Lord Van meltdown. You're getting trolled out the ass and bleat "IDIOTS!" and the like... all while you're going down hard in flames. I give you props for being totally consistent in your sanctimony and obliviousness. :hfal: :lv: :D Now address the fucking claim, fuckface: Paco de ...

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he's using a capo here, he must suck. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9vNSA0WNlw

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you couldn't be more wrong about the capo, Lord Van. in fact, from your comments, it's obvious you have no clue as to what it's used for, which is only to facilitate open chords in different keys. Watch some Paco de Lucia vids on youtube and get back to me. He shreds every single guitarist mentioned...

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Screw_Michigan wrote:That made absolutely no fucking sense.

Are you referring to my epic take? How many bears do you know who like to eat semen?

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I am not so sure. Any group of people who would elect Teddy Kennedy all those times MUST be gullible morons. I say the smart money is still on the Dem due to that cluelessness.

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I doubt a bear would eat a Massachusetts liberal. One bite and the gusher of semen would be enough for him to run away.

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Van wrote:LV calling SRV of all people a 'jizzhead' pretty much obviates any increase in my esteem she'd gained by knowing about AC.

Jesus, what a fucking ignorant, obtuse take, Lobotomy Vexed.

Where was he called a jizzhead?

And who is this Bonersmuggla guy? Don't know him.

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Schilling has an opinion on this: http://38pitches.weei.com/sports/boston/baseball/curt-schilling/general/2010/01/14/want-another-reason-to-not-vote-for-martha-coakley/print/ Want ANOTHER reason to NOT vote for Martha Coakley??? Posted By Curt Schilling On January 14, 2010 @ 11:02 am In Family, Gene...

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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Can I be the first one to type: WGARA??????

you can be the first one to type how you like to put a hefty bag tent around your computer station so the fart smells last a really long time while you pleasure yourself to goat porn.

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rack the FUCK out of Katy.

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Here's an idea: let's pour billions of dollars of humanitarian aid and investment in there and raise the standard of living to where it's never been before. Then after a few decades, the Democunt Marxists can start bitching about how we "subjugated" the "noble people of Haiti" fo...

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Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

But I guess since Dins says it's so, it must be so.

Dins would say his own mom was a pedophile mudshark if he thought it would get him more board cred.

then he'd fingerbang his own vajayjay while looking at a pic of her.

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srv went on long lyrical jams based upon the same scales used by albert collins and also relying on the same collection of licks, which was impressive, but not mind blowing. long lyrical jams can be total, utter, boring bullshit. and one example doesn't prove it. srv was as much as a phrased player ...

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Van wrote:short, staccato bursts.

like srv?

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Worse than Carter. The difference is that the media was somewhat objective from 1977 to 1981. Now they are in the tank for any Dem, especially Obama, and people still can see the bullshit plain as day. It's a fucking fiasco of epic proportions. Utter amateur hour. Thank God for the internet, talk ra...

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Mikey- so sorry to come in and ruin the epicness of this place. You were doing so well without me.

if you're not racking the fuck out of the quality of that cunt then I suggest you go inhale another quart of semen and march in a gay marriage parade.

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smackaholic wrote:hey SG, how 'bout a larger pic of that avatard.

how's this?: :D

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well, if some dickhead trying to sell books said it, it must be true. Saddam subsidized suicide bombings in Israel. He was part of the big picture of Muslim terrorism. She made reference to things like that and now this guy is twisting it around to sell books. Duh. let's face facts here: Sarah Palin...

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I'd guess BSnatch has already contacted him and they are most likely cybersexing right now.

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Maybe he's ramming a dreidel up his ass

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